Chapter 39 The market is not good
"Ahh
The black shadow screamed, and a white smoke suddenly rose in the palm of the two of them, and then a cluster of flames burned from the place where they touched, Gu Shiyi didn't feel burning at all, but the black shadow let out a sharp scream,
"Ahhh......h
Immediately afterwards, the flames spread along the arm of the black shadow, and then swept through the whole body, and within a moment, the black shadow turned into a pile of black ash in front of Gu Shiyi's eyes, scattered on the deck, and as soon as the river wind blew, it disappeared without a trace!
Gu Shiyi was a little stunned, and turned his head to look at the clay figure on the table in the cabin with his mouth wide open, the two girlfriends stared at each other, Gu Shiyi was stunned,
"Yan'er, you...... Lo and behold...... That's all it is...... So gone? ”
Li Yan'er swallowed the non-existent saliva, and said half-loudly,
"I ...... I saw it, i.e., ...... Now it's gone, you...... Come back, it's windy outside...... Cold! ”
Gu Shiyi nodded,
"Good!"
Back in the cabin, Gu Shiyi closed the door, sat back in front of the bed, stared out the window for a long time, and suddenly a sentence came out,
"Yan'er, do you think that old man's words are not credible, or ...... How about I really go to find a big demon, come to wash my muscles and change my marrow, and become a demon clan? ”
You see, the expert will know if there is one as soon as he makes a move, think about the time when she followed the old guy before, it would take the old nose to deal with this kind of water ghost, and it was to draw talismans and open the altar, and to prevent this thing from jumping into the water when it was not good, and it would not be caught without tossing for a night, but how did people do it, they didn't even need to show up at all, just draw a talisman on the palm of their hand, and this matter was solved!
No wonder everyone wants to cultivate the truth, and the cultivation of the truth is indeed a real cow!
Or...... The second senior brother is the second senior brother, after all, the mana is boundless, isn't it?
Li Yan'er looked at her best friend with a strange expression,
"Eleven, you can think about it, if your demon clan is really a pig...... If you become a demon, you can't come back......"
“……”
In the following journey, Gu Shiyi's nightlife became colorful, the second night came a mother who lost her son, the third night came a knight with a lost head, and the fourth night came a fisherman who was dragged into the water by a big fish......
They all came for the things in Gu Shiyi's arms, Gu Shiyi's "night sheng song" made him yawn during the day, and the dark circles under his eyes lingered for a long time, Huang Liuye saw this and knew that this was a "guest" on the boat in the middle of the night, and asked Gu Shiyi for details, Gu Shiyi waved his hand again and again,
"Sixth Master, don't ask, I really want to tell you, I'm afraid you won't even be able to eat well, it's not far from Blue Moon City after all, I can still hold on!"
Huang Liuye nodded, but he didn't ask much and just ordered the stove,
"Make something good for Miss Gu, let her make it up!"
The speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention, just this sentence, within half a day, the boat up and down immediately spread all over the place,
"Our sixth master is really majestic, which made Miss Gu more and more haggard, saying that she wants to eat more and make up for her body!"
Gu Pozi was secretly happy when she heard this,
"Although Eleven is old, but that chest and ass can give birth to a son at a glance, the concubines in the backyard of the sixth master are all eight rooms, but none of them gave birth to a child, if we can give birth to a son, then there will be endless blessings!"
So I went to the kitchen to help make soup.
Gu Shiyi was busy dealing with evil spirits every night, so naturally he didn't have the time to go down and talk to everyone, and he actually missed the gossip about himself, and the days passed like this, seeing that there was still a day's waterway from Blue Moon City, that is, their last night on the boat, this night Gu Shiyi ushered in a very polite "guest",
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
At midnight, someone knocked on the door, Gu Shiyi sat on the bed, and sighed in his heart,
"I won't stop for the last night, do you really want to toss the dead old lady?"
Li Yan'er looked out with some surprise,
"Eleven, I feel that the demonic aura tonight is extraordinarily strong!"
"Well, I found out too!"
Gu Shiyi nodded when he heard this,
"You hide to the side first, I'll be careful!"
Li Yan'er neatly hid behind the pillow, Gu Shiyi asked softly,
"Who knocked?"
"Squeak......
The wooden door opened, and a ...... stood in front of the door
How so?
A lump of people!
A lump of people spoke, and the voice was quite pleasant,
"Dare to ask, but Miss Gu?"
Gu Shiyi tilted his head to look at him, but this person stood in the shadow of the door, looking at his figure was really a bit ...... Stocky, ridiculously short, but the lower half of the door is stuffed with frames, listening to the voice is a man, she nodded and said,
"Exactly, dare to ask who your Excellency is?"
The man answered,
"Contemptible Nine Holes!"
The surname is Lai!
Leper toad!
Gu Shiyi understood, no wonder the demonic aura was strong tonight, this was when she met a demon clan who could transform into shapes, at that moment she quietly reached under the pillow, clasped the three ghost exorcism charms given by the middle-aged man in the palm of her hand, and said quietly,
"I don't know if Brother Lai visits late at night, do you have any advice?"
The toad spirit was also polite, stood in front of the door and asked,
"I wonder if I can come in and talk?"
Gu Shiyi nodded,
"Please come in!"
The other party immediately swayed in, and when he entered the bright place in the room, Gu Shiyi took a closer look at this one, and saw a bald head without a single hair, a big mouth to the back of the head, and a pair of bubble eyes, no neck, big belly, thin hands and thick legs, this one came in front of the stool, jumped up and squatted down, from the sides of his tight Confucian shirt, revealing two thick thighs.
Yes, this man also wore a cyan shirt, and it was difficult for the tailor he found to make this kind of shirt with a 1:2 aspect ratio!
Gu Shiyi turned his face silently with some unbearable staring,
No, is it necessary for us to be informed?
Isn't it good to be a toad?
At least round eyes, snow-white belly, when I was young, I was similar to a small tadpole, and I don't need to read, I can come out to find my mother!
"Ahem......"
Gu Shiyi cleared his throat, forced himself to turn his face, and said politely to this toad spirit brother,
"Brother Lai, I don't know what to teach?"
The benevolent brother blinked his bubble eyes and grinned in response,
"This ...... Xiao Sheng has admired the girl's appearance for a long time and wants to marry the girl, but I don't know what the girl wants? ”
I...... I'm X you're a!
When Gu Shiyi heard this, he immediately felt as if someone had forced a lump of poop, and his face turned green at that time.
"You...... What do you say? ”
Gu Shiyi twitched the corners of his mouth and asked the other party, Brother Toad has just been transformed, and he doesn't know anything about worldly things, and his understanding of the affairs of men and women of the human race is limited to a few pairs of wild mandarin ducks in the reeds by the river, and they are all doing it without saying a word!
Therefore, Brother Toad thought that the human race was the same as them, and whoever shouted loudly would be powerful, so he said loudly to Gu Shiyi,
"There is a cave house below, which covers a wide area, and there are 1,000 taels of gold, 10,000 taels of silver, 100 river beads, countless antiques and jade, the girl is married to the next of these are the girl's, don't be on the side, as long as the things in the girl's arms are used as a dowry!"
The corners of Gu Shiyi's mouth twitched even the corners of her eyes this time, she gritted her teeth and pointed at the little man opposite, stretched out her right hand, and said word by word,
"Lai...... Elder brother...... If...... Be...... While...... True...... Yes...... Meaning...... Marry...... I, no...... As...... I...... Guys...... Grip...... Piece...... Hand...... As...... What? ”
The toad spirit did not doubt him, and sure enough, he stretched out his thin arm, and there was still a webbing in the middle of the separated fingers!
"Lady!"
Wife! My mother, your mother!
Gu Shiyi's eyes showed a fierce light, one person and one demon shook their hands, as expected, the hands of the toad spirit made a burst of sizzling roasting sounds, and a stream of white smoke came out of the hands of the two of them, and the toad spirit shouted,
"Quack!"
Shook off Gu Shiyi's hand and jumped off the stool, Gu Shiyi also jumped out of bed, and pounced on the toad essence, the toad essence had short legs and was not as long as Gu Shiyi's feet, and she grabbed her clothes after taking two steps,
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
The ear scraper was smoked on its head as if it didn't need money, and every time it hit, there was a little smoke, and it didn't take long for the toad's head to erupt like a volcano, and puffs of white smoke rose!
"Quack quack ......"
Seeing that the situation was not good, the toad spirit shrank and took off its customized Confucian shirt, jumped forward naked, and turned back into a huge toad like a calf, glaring at Gu Shiyi,
"Haha......"
Gu Shiyi was not afraid, and the ghost-urging talisman in his hand ignited as soon as it was displayed in the wind.
"Whew...... Look at the moves! ”
I can't burn you!
Gu Shiyi threw the talisman over,
"Quack ......"
Seeing this, the toad looked frightened, took two steps back and sucked it in suddenly, and his stomach suddenly became swollen.
"Hoo ......"
With a big mouth, the toad's mouth exhaled a black gas, and suddenly enveloped the burning talisman in it, and at the same time, as soon as the fire was extinguished, the talisman fell to the ground flutteringly.
"Quack...... Useless! ”
The toad spirit screamed proudly, Gu Shiyi was stunned for a moment, and then came back to his senses,
"Oh no, this is a goblin and not a ghost, what kind of exorcism charm do you use!"
I'm so confused, I wasted a talisman in vain!
Gu Shiyi figured it out, turned around and went to the bedside to draw the peachwood sword left by the old guy, the peachwood sword was in his hand, Gu Shiyi's right index finger and middle finger were together, and the blade of the sword slashed by, leaving a blood mark, after the words in his mouth, a fine light flashed on the peachwood sword, and Gu Shiyi raised his sword and stabbed the toad,
"Quack ......"
The toad was also a light enemy, thinking that Gu Shiyi's sword was the same as the talisman in front of him, so he didn't dodge or dodge and went forward to meet him, so it was unlucky,
"Poof......
With a bang, the toad's big belly was stabbed into it by Gu Shiyi's sword,
"Quack ......"
The toad screamed, and a puff of black smoke came out of his mouth, Gu Shiyi had already prepared, so he closed his mouth and held his breath, the toad jumped back, looked down, and a bright red blood hole appeared in his stomach,
"Quack ......"
The toad screamed and ran to the bow of the boat, leaving a trail of blood along the way.
"Where to run!"
Gu Shiyi raised his sword and chased after it......
"Puff ......"
When the toad spirit reached the bow of the boat, he jumped down without hesitation, Gu Shiyi chased over and looked down, only to see a huge splash on the river, hatefully waving the peachwood sword in his hand,
"It's really a toad who wants to eat swan meat, if you dare to come again, I'll stab you to death!"
They made too much noise, Huang Liuye and his entourage next door couldn't help but open a crack in the door to check the battle situation outside, and saw Gu Shiyi wielding a peachwood sword and chasing a huge toad and running over, everyone couldn't help but widen their eyes, gasped, and then heard the sound of falling into the water, so they looked at it one by one, and saw that the toad jumped from the bow of the boat, and only Gu Shiyi was left on the deck, so he came out cautiously,
"Miss Gu, that monster was beaten away?"
Huang Liuye was dressed in bed clothes, his hair was scattered, and the first one walked out, Gu Shiyi turned around and grinned at him,
"Count it fast!"
Pointing to the blood on the deck,
"Sixth master, bother to find a few people to rinse with water, this blood is poisonous, pay attention not to get contaminated!"
"Good!"
Huang Liuye nodded
Gu Shiyi waved at the people who still had palpitations on their faces and said,
"Let's all go back to sleep, the monster was beaten away by me!"
Everyone praised,
"Miss Gu is really amazing!"
"Miss Gu is really a master!"
Gu Shiyi waved his hand, and after holding the peachwood sword in his hand in a dashing manner, he strode back to the cabin, but everyone didn't know, Gu Shiyi returned to the cabin, closed the door, and threw himself on the bed, pounding the bed and shouting,
"What did I do in my fucking previous life, why didn't a serious man propose to me, either a goblin or a monster, and the only serious man fell out of the door!"
I'm really embarrassed to die tonight!
Can't I get married in my life?
Gu Shiyi was so angry that he wanted to cry,
Knock knock knock......
I can't cry, I can only grab the bed with my head to express my inner grief and unwillingness!
What is hateful is her plastic sister Li Yan'er, not only was she not comforted, but she also covered her mouth and smiled, seeing that she calmed down a little, she also made up the knife,
"Eleven, you're wrong, there is only one man who wants to marry you, the rat brother in front is for your flesh and blood, and the latter just wants the things in your jade box!"
Yes! The one in front of her is still hungry for her body, but this toad, which is not as tall as a winter melon, is not even hungry for her body!
So she wants to marry a man? Still...... It's still dead!
"Ahh......h Is the old lady so unmarketable! ”
Gu Shiyi only felt that his heart had been stabbed ten times and eight times,
Knock knock knock......
Gu Shiyi's head slammed on the bed again......