Chapter 59: The Second Reality Show

Saying that since eating that spiritual grass, Gu Shiyi felt smooth when he meditated, in the past, it took about a pillar of incense to run in the body for a week, according to Yan'er's time in their world, it was almost fifteen minutes, but now this time is fast, almost five minutes a week, the time is one-third of what it used before, which means that her meditation efficiency has tripled, and if she continues to practice so diligently, it won't be long before her Taoism can be comparable to the old guy's heyday!

Gu Shiyi even felt that she was more sensitive to the aura of heaven and earth, although it was not as good as a cultivator with a spiritual root, she naturally used the aura of heaven and earth, and she could use the Dao method, which was much faster than before!

Gu Shiyi waited for about half an hour, and someone from the courtyard outside came to report,

"The young lady is here!"

The little girls hurriedly lined up and stood up, and welcomed Mrs. Sun in.

"Squeak......

With a bang, the door opened, and the mothers-in-law came in first, holding bedding, incense, copper basins and handkerchiefs for washing in their hands, Gu Shiyi looked at it and scolded secretly,

"Phew...... The pomp and circumstance is quite big! ”

The futon is now laid out, and a few people come in with food boxes, and put them on the table one by one, the vegetarian food eaten by Mrs. Sun is naturally not the same as that of Gu Shiyi, the temple worker, that is, how delicate it is, how delicious it is, how delicious it is, Gu Shiyi sat on it and watched the cheap cousin eat one bite after another, swallowed his saliva, and whispered to the clay man,

"Yan'er, when I have money in the future, I will also invite a bunch of people to serve me, such a dish, I will eat one table and pour one table!"

Li Yan'er poked her head out from her leader and said with a smile,

"You can obviously do it now, who let you be a good lady, you should be a little Dao girl!"

Gu Shiyi grinned,

"I'm just saying, let me live like her, I might as well eat and sleep out and have a good time!"

Li Yan'er smiled,

"That's what I said, with your temperament, if you eat in small bites like her, I'm afraid that before the meal is finished, everyone will starve to death first!"

Gu Shiyi rolled his eyes,

"It's like I'm starving to death and reincarnated, and I'm also very ladylike!"

"Lady?"

Good girlfriend hehe twice to show respect!

When the two of them were arguing, the young lady of the Sun family stopped eating and ordered,

"Pull it off!"

The mother-in-law came in and withdrew the vegetarian fast, which had only eaten a small half, Gu Shiyi grinned in distress,

"Shame on waste!"

After that, the little girls came in to pour hot water, waited for her to rinse her mouth, wash her hands and face, and finished all this pompous thing, and the young lady of the Sun family finally said,

"You all go down, I don't have to wait here......"

After a pause, he commanded,

"You all retreat to the outside of the courtyard, I want to be quiet during my lunch break!"

Hey! Sounds like you're creating an opportunity for me, right?

Gu Shiyi's eyes lit up when he heard this,

This woman is so sensible?

Li Yan'er frowned and thought about it,

"Don't act rashly yet, and then see!"

How could she feel that something was wrong!

Gu Shiyi nodded,

"Good!"

So he sat cross-legged like that, holding his chin and watching the woman take off her clothes by herself, revealing her white skin, Gu Shiyi sighed twice,

"It's very well maintained!"

As soon as she finished speaking, her expression suddenly froze, and she lowered her head and glanced at Li Yan'er, both of whom felt that a heavy aura appeared on the mountain behind the temple,

"Demon spirit!"

The two said in unison,

"It's demonic!"

This is a temple, how can there be a demonic spirit?

And this demonic aura also quickly attacked in the direction of the courtyard, Gu Shi kept getting up, looking around vigilantly,

"That demonic aura is coming for this courtyard, or rather...... Coming for this woman! ”

Before she could finish her words, the demonic aura had already entered the courtyard, and then the door was opened from the outside.

"Squeak......

The woman at the bottom was wearing only a belly pocket, turned around, and smiled at the person standing in front of the door.

"You're here!"

"I'm coming!"

A hoarse and rough voice sounded, Gu Shiyi saw the person coming from below, and immediately stared at him, the clay figure at her neckline also had the same expression as her, the two best friends stared and opened their mouths, watching Mrs. Sun open the door and welcome a tall ......

Tall ......

How so?

It's a person!

This person is taller than the eldest son of the Sun family, with a disheveled head, and his face looks like a handsome man, but two sharp fangs protrude from the corners of his mouth, and the man reached out and hugged the woman when he came in, and then Gu Shiyi saw that between his outstretched arms and his body, there seemed to be a thin membrane attached to it, and his fingernails were also pitch black and pointed.

"Is this a man or a demon?"

Gu Shiyi glanced at his best friend, and both of them saw it in each other's eyes,

"Shemale!"

Two words!

Or is it a demon?

Anyway, people can't grow a bat-like flesh membrane, which extends from a man's wrist to his thigh, and these are two huge bat wings!

No wonder!

No wonder, she felt that the demonic aura came so quickly, almost instantaneously when she found out, he was flying!

Gu Shiyi remembered what the little monk said,

"It's strange that we have to go to the back mountain, it turns out that there is such a monster hidden in the back mountain!"

Bah! The monks in this temple have also been bought, otherwise how would the dignified Buddhist temple tolerate the demon clan hiding here!

She thought nonsense above, the next pair of men and women have hugged each other, this is to do what a lonely man and a widow should do together, this dry firewood, this love affair is hot, and soon staged a restrictive level,

"That...... Eleven, ah......"

Li Yan'er poked her head out and whispered to Gu Shiyi,

"This man must be your cousin's...... Love you so much! ”

Oh, why?

Gu Shiyi raised his eyebrows and asked, Li Yan'er said,

"She is with this more sincere and passionate than with her genuine husband!"

The last time the screams were perfunctory, this time there are so many screams!

What kind of luck did I go to watch two of her reality shows in a row!

One is people and people, and the other is people and shemales!

Li Yan'er felt spicy eyes and ears,

I don't know what kind of luck I have!

Li Yan'er avoided such luck, but she glanced at Gu Shiyi,

"Seeing the way her eyes shine, this time she finally got what she wanted!"

So as not to be unable to sleep in the middle of the night, she will always pester her to ask her cheap cousin and cousin-in-law's bed two or three things!

Sure enough, Gu Shiyi watched the live show with bright eyes, and asked,

"How so...... You give a comparison, talk about it! ”

Li Yan'er gave her a roll of her eyes, thought for a while,

"The eldest son of the Sun family is strong outside, what is it earlier, where can I follow this...... This shemale than! ”

The shemales in this realm are not the shemales in the other realm!

People are serious and have the blood of the demon clan, and the strength of that body is not comparable to mortals!

You see, the bed shakes so badly!

Gu Shiyi smiled, it was a flushed face, his eyes were glowing green, and his muscles were shaking excitedly, Li Yan'er sighed, knowing that this brain was full of yellow waste, and when she watched a small movie with her, she hated the woman who couldn't get out of the mirror, but now the whole person has entered the state, the CUP is full, and nothing can run, so she supported her chin and used her brain,

"So this young lady of the Sun family is a half-demon herself, and then married a mortal, but she hid an adulterer in the mountain behind the temple......"

This couple is really half-hearted, one dislikes his wife, and the other cuckolds his husband!

Therefore, if she really loves her, she doesn't really want to marry the eldest son of the Sun family, then it's not as simple as greed for wealth and glory, so is it really for the Buddha's bones?

It seems that Eleven is right, and the usefulness of Buddha bones may not be so simple!

The two of them sat on it, Li Yan'er was embarrassed the whole time, Gu Shiyi was excited to enjoy the reality show the whole time, and Gu Shiyi also whispered to Li Yan'er,

"Yan'er, I think it's good to be a demon......"

"Ah...... Why? ”

"You see, half-demons are so strong, if it's a whole demon, isn't it even more powerful......"

After saying that, he smiled with a yearning and obscenity,

"If I become a demon in the future and find a big demon to be my husband, then ......"

Wouldn't my quality of life be full of five stars!

She suddenly understood why her cousin wanted to raise an adulterer, who would eat bean sprouts after eating sea cucumbers!

So, I wanted to be a demon before to be strong, but now I want to be a demon...... Hey......

Li Yan'er looked at this woman's obscene appearance, and really wanted to punch her.

"Gu ...... Ten...... One! ”

Li Yan'er lowered her voice seriously and called her best friend's name,

"We're getting down to business right now!"

Gu Shiyi nodded,

"Serious things, they must be serious things, they are not serious things!"

"Gu ...... Ten...... One! ”

Gu Shiyi saw the murderous aura in the eyes of the clay figure, and his face straightened up, and he nodded heavily,

"Serious business, we are doing serious business!"

This time, the brain circuit finally turned back to the right path, and after thinking about it, he slapped his thigh,

"I know how she got that spirit grass......

Pointing to the bed that was still shaking below,

"This man gave her ......"

Although the cheap cousin is said to be a half-demon body, he can't do anything but seduce men, but this shemale will, he has wings and flies fast, looking at his sharp claws, he must be very good at grabbing people, and looking at his tall and burly body, his strength must be great

Although I don't know what kind of demon bloodline he is, but the physical strength is certain, although the old woman in the Baicao Pavilion is a cultivator, but in the case of the original injury, if this man relies on sneak attacks, the old woman may fall on the road and be snatched away by him!

Gu Shiyi guessed eight points correctly, and the remaining two points were that she didn't know that the old woman and her two maidservants were dead!

Killed by this man!

Even Shang San and his master didn't find out who did it!

Li Yan'er nodded,

"Probably that's possible!"