Chapter Ninety-Three: Unboxing Force!

On the way home, Jiang Lu didn't stand up to Huang Xiu'e again.

The main reason is that she is a little awkward, and she can't be coaxed no matter how she coaxes.

In desperation, Jiang Lu had no choice but to put her in the basket in front of the bicycle.

And Huang Xiu'e never looked back at him.

In fact, although Huang Xiu'e was angry at first, she didn't ignore him, just held his hand and gnawed violently, until Jiang Lu asked: "Did I tell you that I couldn't run and ran away?" What's wrong with you? ”

Huang Xiu'e ignored him.

Jiang Lu, who had no choice, had to apologize.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were Dongbaicat, I won't say anything like that I can't run and can't drink in the future."

Huang Xiu'e completely ignored him.

Now Jiang Lu is even more sure that she is Dongbai Cat.

"What are you seeing?" Jiang Lu asked tentatively, and then rubbed the cat's head without knowing whether he was alive or dead.

In the next second, looking at the bite marks on his palm, Jiang Lu was satisfied.

So on the way home, Jiang Lu directly used his mobile phone to put a long-cherished collection of second-hand roses.

"The east is not bright, the west is bright, and I am sad when the sun is exhausted~"

The cheerful singing attracted the attention of the people on the side of the road.

They all looked at Jiang Lu, who was riding a bicycle and singing a cheerful song to the accompaniment, and sighed: "Damn, I'm sick!" ”

Just like that, Jiang Lu sang all the way back to the orphanage.

Skillfully locking the bicycle to the crooked-necked tree in the yard, Jiang Lu noticed that an off-road vehicle had been parked in the yard that he had never seen.

There was also fresh mud on the buggy.

Jiang Lu looked at the orphanage, which should have been very lively at this time in the past, and noticed that something was wrong.

He crouched down and activated Insight.

[The main entrance was opened within half an hour]

"Did you go in for half an hour?"

Look at the off-road vehicles again.

[Left front tire pressure is too small]

[The engine is overloaded and it is overheating]

[Strange substances are mixed in the dirt on the wheels]

"Strange Substance"

Jiang Lu reached out and dipped some dirt of different colors, put it under his nose and sniffed it.

As his pupils shrank, he exclaimed in surprise:

"It's shit! Added shit to it! ”

Silence followed.

"Grass! Silly skills! ”

Hearing Jiang Lu scolding the street, the dean poked his head out of the second floor and glared at Jiang Lu:

"Where did you kid go again?"

Jiang Lu leaned on the off-road vehicle casually, and while quietly putting the dog shit on the inside of the handlebar, he tilted his head like Mr. Tree and rubbed his hair with his other hand.

"What about you?!"

"Uh" Jiang Lu looked left and right, and happened to see Huang Xiu'e gnawing on the chain of the bicycle, and immediately pointed at her and said, "I'm going to walk the cat." ”

"Can a cat be walked? Come on! Here comes the guests. ”

For some reason, the dean's expression was unnatural.

Today there is not even a Tibetan dialect spoken.

Puzzled, Jiang Lu went upstairs, intending to go straight to the dean's office.

However, the dean blocked Jiang Lu at the staircase on the second floor.

Before Jiang Lu could ask what was going on, the dean asked him in a serious low voice, "Did you do something good again?" ”

Jiang Lu hesitated for a moment: "Is it okay to send warmth to orphans and widows?"

"Why don't I understand what I'm talking about?!"

The dean glanced back at the closed office door and anxiously continued, "You have to tell me what you did, why are people looking for you by name?"

Don't be stunned, you can pair up with me first!

If it's not a big deal, maybe I can still put it down for you, and you must confess to me! ”

"No, who's looking for me?" Jiang Lu was also stunned: "And I really didn't do anything." ”

"You fart, you didn't do anything, the exorcist guild in the field will call someone to arrest you?"

"Catch me?"

Listening to the dean's tone, Jiang Lu was also inexplicably a little weak-hearted, in the end, he was really not clean.

"Uh, I want to think about it."

Jiang Lu's gaze became a little evasive: "I just. I've only played role-playing with the hanged ghost in the north of the city, and then I've swam naked in the reservoir with the drowning ghost in the south of the city, uh, and the east of the city, the anteater spirit in the east of the city, she has to eat me, and then "

Listening to Jiang Lu's witty words, reporting the names of the dishes like a few treasures, the dean suddenly thought of something and blurted out:

"No, those videos aren't synthetic?"

“?”

In a word, Jiang Lu was dried to the point of cerebellar atrophy.

"Why are you still on the yellow net at such an age? Why do you want to watch my videos? ”

“?”

The dean was dumbfounded: "Is it really you?" ”

“?”

Jiang Lu clapped his hands and applauded: "Okay, good, you've really seen it, haven't you?" ”

The two hurt each other and then looked at each other speechlessly.

The dean's expression became distorted.

He always knew that Jiang Lu liked to seek excitement, and after secretly following him a few times, he found that he inexplicably didn't know how to pull ghosts, and he didn't care much about him later, who knew that he played so big?

"What's that?" Jiang Lu asked with some concern: "The rules of the exorcist don't stipulate that people can't date ghosts, right?" ”

"Nonsense!" The dean's eyes widened angrily: "The exorcist who made the rules at the beginning could have thought that someone would date a ghost?" ”

"Then there should be no problem, right?"

The dean shook his head: "I don't know, I can't say anything about you." ”

"If I have something, I'll report you, go over the wall and watch the yellow net."

"Fuck you!"

At this moment, the door of the office was pushed open, and a sturdy old man with white hair, dressed in a smart suit, and a cane in his hand, asked with a smile:

"What are you two talking about? Don't plan to come in yet? ”

Jiang Lu glanced at it and asked the dean suspiciously, "Do you have any spare money to hire a housekeeper?" Truth be told, he's more like a dean than you. ”

“.”

The dean stopped talking and covered his face.

The old man explained without changing his face: "I am a representative of the exorcists from the Qinghu District Council, not a housekeeper. ”

"Oh."

Jiang Lu felt that the old man didn't seem to have any hostility, so he simply asked straight to the point, "Why are you arresting me?" ”

"Catch you?" The old man couldn't help but laugh: "Why are we arresting you?" ”

"yes, why are you arresting me?"

“?” The old man felt a little rusty in his brain: "No, I mean, we are not here to arrest you, there is no reason to arrest you. ”

"Hiss" Jiang Lu squinted his eyes and looked at the stunned dean.

"Then why did you name him? How did you know his name if he hadn't done anything? ”

"Huh?" The old man was also confused: "I checked it from the guild files." ”

The dean looked at Jiang Lu: "When did you leave the case record?" ”

Jiang Lu looked aggrieved: "I must have committed something?" ”

"It's not a criminal record!"

The old man finally couldn't hold back anymore, and only felt that the two guys in front of him were racing one by one.

"He's a newly registered exorcist, don't you know?"

When the dean heard this, he opened his mouth wide in shock, staring at Jiang Lu speechless.

"No way." Jiang Lu Xiaoxiong spread his hands: "Walking on the road, I was excavated by a talent scout." ”

"It doesn't make sense."

The dean was puzzled, why he personally took him to the test last year and failed it, but a year later, he didn't know when he secretly passed.

After thinking about it, the dean felt that the only possibility was that the old friend who came to help him deal with the resentful spirit last time was now different from what he used to be, and he had the right to speak, so he secretly helped Jiang Lu.

"Your Uncle Liu helped you?" He asked.

"Who is Uncle Liu?"

"Wait a minute, I guess I'd better make it clear once and for all."

The old man wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, feeling that he would be polluted if he listened to the conversation between these two people again:

"We didn't come to Jiang Lu to arrest him, nor did he do anything.

It was some of our delegation who wanted to meet him, so I, as the team leader, brought them here. ”

The old man paused for a moment and smiled at Jiang Lu, "You have seen it in the spiritual realm. ”

The delegation, I have seen it in the spiritual realm, and the guild can find out its own information and ask to see it by name.

Everything made Jiang Lu feel uneasy.

Could it be said.

"Jiang Bao, do you remember us?"

As she looked, the red window was leaning against the door frame, smiling menacingly at herself, and the light shadow was holding her hand and squinting her eyes, her expression just as dangerous.

Jiang Lu swallowed.

"! Box! ”

It's later, but I'll have to show it hehe

(End of chapter)