In terms of how to please people, if the full score is 10, then Wu Miao is probably still a newborn with no face.

This can't be helped, after all, according to Wumiao's identity, it is enough for others to change their tricks to please him, he only needs to sit high in his position and watch those who are crawling at his feet use all kinds of clumsy methods to make him feel happy.

So when thinking about how to please Youguo, Wu Miao is indeed a little difficult.

In the book, it is said that "people know from the beginning of learning, and if they don't learn unnatural", the book also says that "if you are a threesome, you must have my teacher" Flipping through the book without misery, the orange light when the oil lamp burned was swallowed up by those abyss-like eyes.

So Wu Miao picked a sunny day and called all the servants in the courtyard together, and the servants in the courtyard were all frightened by this sudden notice, and they didn't know what bad thoughts the ghostly little master had.

However, Wu Miao looked at the servants kneeling on the ground, and his knuckles tapped the wooden table rhythmically, and his eyes swept over the servants in front of him who lowered their heads and didn't even dare to look at him, and a trace of disgust flashed in his eyes.

Is he going to follow the example of these people? No miserable can be imagined.

But other than that, he had no other way, so he had to suppress the depression in his heart and casually said to many servants: "You guys, find a way to please me." ”

Most of the servants were confused and didn't understand what Wu Miao wanted to express, but their minds were lively and they had already begun to think about Wu Miao's intentions, and after a period of silence that made Wu Miao feel impatient, a servant finally gritted his teeth and walked to Wu Miao's knees and said flatteringly: "Young Master Wu Miao, how do you want to please you?" ”

Wu Miao looked coldly at the servant who came to him, he didn't say anything, but he thought: If I knew I, I would still ask you?

The servant couldn't figure out his thoughts, and of course Wu Miao wouldn't say his reasons, so the servant had to rack his brains to think about what Wu Miao wanted, "Are you bored?" ”

It was neither miserable nor boring, he only felt very anxious, but he really wanted to see what the servant in front of him would do, so he raised his chin by default.

It's good to have a head.,I feel like I can't grasp what the servants are thinking about in order to please the miserable, and they start to do everything they can to make funny gestures and live stupid behaviors to make the miserable happy.,But the miserable was only laughed at by the servants at the beginning.,The rest of the time the eyes were a little cold.。

It's funny to watch people make funny gestures for fun, but there's no way he's going to use such an act to please Youguo, right? Just thinking about this kind of picture, no matter how miserable, I can't wait to strangle my imaginary self.

The servants, who sensed the cold aura of Wu Miao, did not dare to continue, and looked at Wu Miao with trepidation, and Wu Miao also felt tired, and waved his hand in disgust and let everyone disperse.

A servant came over to help Wu Miao put on a coat, and Wu Miao looked at the desolate trees in the courtyard with a cold expression.

The servants were about to retreat gently, but Wu Miao, who usually didn't talk to them much, suddenly spoke at this time: "You say, how do you make someone like you?" ”

The servant was stunned, he hesitated to look at Wu Miao, and his first reaction was: Wu Miao actually has someone he likes? How could he like people? Who was so unlucky to be liked by him?

But listening to the meaning of gritting your teeth in the words, it doesn't seem like you like it?

Before he could answer, he said coldly, "Are you deaf?" ”

The servant knelt down with a plop, sweating profusely: "Young master, young master, who do you want to make like you?" ”

Wu Miao pursed his lips and glanced indifferently at the trembling servant, "You don't have to care, just tell me how to do it." ”

The servant scratched his ears and cheeks a little, he has been single so far, and he only talks on paper about pleasing girls, and now he is asked without misery, and the servant has to rack his brains to talk nonsense out of consideration for his own life, "This, this...... First of all, gentleness is important. "Girls like gentle people.

Wu Miao wrinkled his eyebrows: "Huh? ”

Since he was born, he has never done anything that can be called gentle, and it is almost the same to put the word cruelty on his head.

Wu Miao knocked on the table again, and there was some irritation in his voice: "Is there anything else?" ”

Servant: "Well, maybe...... Maybe

You can send something that person likes. ”

This is not as difficult as making no miserable pretend to be gentle, after all, the most important thing for the product is money, no miserable thoughts: so ...... What do foxes like?

"Alright." Wu Miao retracted his gaze, "I see, what you said had better be of some use." ”

The servant wiped his sweat, trembling his heart and was about to retire, but Wu Miao remembered the servant who promised him that day that he would definitely let him see Youguo.

"That ......" Wu Miao squinted and thought about the name of the servant, but couldn't remember.

"What about the other guy I've asked me to do errands?" Wu Miao said: "He hasn't come back yet? ”

Those who dare to deceive him will not end well, and Wu Miao also hates useless people.

The servant trembled and almost knelt down again, "He's still in front of Inari Shrine, young master, do you need me to call him back?" ”

Wu Miao thought for a while, and temporarily dispelled the idea of disposing of the domestic servant, "Forget it, give him another chance." ”

*

Wu Miao finally didn't come to Fushimi Inari Taisha to find Yugo as often as before, but he changed his method, a method that made Yugo cry and laugh.

The shrine maiden respectfully presented a wooden box, which contained fresh fried tofu that had just come out of the pot, and when she opened the lid, she could smell the fragrance wafting from inside.

"It's so disrespectful!" A shrine maiden said indignantly, "How can I give you such a simple and rude gift to Lord Quan Gongji?!" ”

The whole Heiankyo wants to curry favor with Yuka

The nobles did not know how many people were, some were for peace, and some were for blessings, but without exception, they sent either rare treasures or gold and silver money.

While those gifts are just as cheesy, absolutely no one gives a box of fried tofu!

However, Youguo looked at the box full of steaming fried tofu, and the corners of his mouth turned up.

"He's trying to make me happy with food?" Youguo said to the system: "Hmph, he is on the right step." ”

…… The blind cat meets the dead mouse. The system thinks that it is not certain that the fox likes fried tofu or not, but the fox spirit really likes fried tofu.

"Interesting." Youguo looked at the fragrant fried tofu in the box with a propped face, and said to the witch, "I like it a lot, let's stay here." ”

"Huh?" The shrine maiden was stunned.

The scallion white fingers picked up the chopsticks and slowly stretched out to the golden fried tofu in the box, put it to the mouth and tasted it gently.

"It tastes good." With an unfathomable expression, Youguo cleared his throat and said, "Tell the person sent by the Sanyashiki that the taste is acceptable." ”

"Okay?" The expression of Wu Miserable who got this answer was a little better.

The messenger stepped back, and the rare smile on Wumiao's face became pleasant, and he looked at the servant who had told him what to do at the beginning, "You did a good job. ”

The servant breathed a sigh of relief, seeing that Wu Miao was in a good mood, so he dared to ask what Wu Miao had sent.

It should be jewelry or something, right? The servant thought.

However, the domestic servant died and did not expect Wu Miao to say: "Fried tofu." ”

"Uh-oh." The servant didn't react until he finished, and the fried tofu ???

No? Which aristocratic lady likes fried tofu?

But looking at the miserable and happy appearance, the domestic servant is not easy to point out, so he has to think with mixed feelings, maybe some people's habits in this world are more strange......

*

Wu Miao seems to be very satisfied that he can touch Youguo's mind, so the fried tofu is sent to Inari Shrine for a day, but no matter how much you like this kind of thing, there is a degree, so after seeing all kinds of steamed, fried, boiled and fried fried tofu for seven or eight days in a row, Youguo's face has not changed the same color as the fried tofu.

Youguo couldn't help but complain to the system: "He's mentally retarded, right?" ”

System: "Hmm-" I don't know what to say.

Today's fried tofu finally arrived on time, Youguo watched silently, and finally waved his hand and said indifferently: "Go back." ”

In fact, what Youguo wanted to do more was to rush to Wumiao and grab his collar and say: Can you change the trick!

It's the first time he's seen such a stubborn and rigid guy!

The shrine maiden didn't ask Yugo why she suddenly changed her mind, but just asked Yugo about what she was doing before leaving the room

Wandering in front of Inari Shrine every day, asking for what to do with the people who see Yuka's side.

Youguo remembered that it was a miserable domestic servant, and he pondered it for a moment and instructed the witch, "Don't worry about it, I will go and see it myself." ”

Yugo as the right palace division is thinking about what the priests of Inari Shrine will not ask, and the shrine maiden will return the food box containing the fried tofu after retreating, and the food box that has been returned is not miserable but unbelievable.

"What's going on?" No miserable questioning.

The servant was so frightened that his tongue knotted: "I'm sorry, young master." The shrine maiden of Inari Shrine didn't say why. ”

Wu Miao paced on the ground anxiously, not reflecting on what was wrong with him, but wondering why Youguo was so difficult to please.

"Alright."

The servant sat in the room for a long time, then got up and began to ask people to change his clothes.

He still needs to go to Inari Shrine in person.

*

Wu Miao met an acquaintance in front of Inari Shrine, and it was his domestic servant who ordered him to find a way to meet Yuguo.

The servant paced restlessly in the corner, and as the days passed, he could not see Youguo, and the shadow of the unmisery always hung over his head, not knowing when it would fall.

The unfortunate day finally came on this day, the servant watched in despair as Wu Miao walked in step by step, the dark cat's eyes looked at him indifferently, even if Wu Miao had not yet spoken, the servant could guess what Wu Miao was thinking.

"Waste." Mu Miao sneered, and the sound of the clogs stepping on the ground was an approaching scythe.

The servant knelt on the ground and begged Wu Miao to give him some more time, but Wu Miao was no longer patient, raised his chin at the people around him, and said lightly, "Gouge out his eyes." ”

No one dared to disobey the order of the miserable, and the high and miserable looked at the weeping servant with contempt, and his heart even swelled with extreme excitement at the bloody scene that was coming.

That's how useless waste should be.

That's what he learned from the maternity service.

A crisp sound interrupted the bloody scene that was about to take place, and Wu Miao turned to look back, but Youguo, who had been desperately missing, appeared in front of him at this time.

He held an umbrella and wore a kimono with a beautiful texture on his body, like a fairy spirit who had strayed into it.

"Maternity Boy." Youguo shouted first, and his gaze slowly moved down, falling on the trembling servant.

He raised his eyes to look at Wu Miao, his golden pupils reflected Wu Miao, and his tone was indifferent: "What are you doing." ”

However, Wu Miao was thinking.

He really wanted to ruin Youguo's unconventional expression. ：，，.