Chapter 163: Defeating Magic with Magic

As we all know, Jiang Lu is a real person, and the things that can be solved with actions are never false, and the main thing is to only play the truth.

He understands PUA, but he doesn't bother to use it to capture the hearts of others.

This is not in line with his style, let alone his identity.

However, faced with the risk of defeat, he had to make some concessions.

"Wait a minute."

Jiang Lu said to the universal fairy: "In order to prove to you that the so-called sincere heart for sincerity, the relationship of mutual equality is just a lie, just a communication skill, I need some time. ”

The universal fairy was stunned for a moment, smiled and shook his head: "How can this be proven?" And what I have seen with my own eyes, can there be any falsehood? ”

"Rest easy."

Jiang Lu only left this sentence, and then turned around and left the venue, leaving the judges with question marks on their faces.

"What is this, more than half of the game is gone?" The universal fairy only felt outrageous: "Shouldn't this be regarded as his abstention?" ”

"Since he said he would prove it, then you might as well believe him." True love Taoist said leisurely, and at the same time shouted to the Lori host who was also at a loss on the stage: "Can you put me another layer of ginger?" Come and feel it. ”

"Huh?"

The host is worthy of being a professional class, and he immediately found the point to save the scene, and tried to divert the audience's attention with an excited tone and re-drive the atmosphere of the scene:

"The legendary good horse of the true love Taoist does not shoot back, but today it is because of Jiang Zhimo that the player broke the ring? It seems that the true love Taoist is indeed very supportive of Jiang Zhimo! ”

"Oh? Do true love Taoists still have this kind of precept? What a self-disciplined person. ”

"Who's to say it isn't? No matter how beautiful the work is, I only watch it once, and I can't wait for this kind of ethics. ”

The audience was amazed.

Seeing this, the host breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that the atmosphere is barely pulling back.

On the other side, Jiang Lu came to the bathroom of the venue as fast as he could, took out the splash of the funny egg on his body, uncovered the protective cover, and then tapped it with his fingers a few times.

Didi!

After a while, there was a burst of pressure on the sunny side.

Dodo!

"There's a response." Jiang Lu finally put his mind at ease.

It seems that Mrs. Han did not lie to him, and said that she would always wear the yin side and always wear it, which made the telegram handed over to her by Jiang Lu useful.

"Dididi, Didi (You are very powerful in Yunzhou?) )”

Jiang Lu can easily press with his fingers, so he can send a string of messages quickly, but because Mrs. Han has to clip, the reply is a little slower.

"Suddenly, suddenly, (yes, what's wrong?) )”

"Dididi(Check me up.) )”

"Who? )”

"Di-Di-Di-Di-Di↓ (Today, the person who fought against me)"

"Tutu~ (What's it called?) )”

"Didi→ Didi! (I can't type the name)"

"Sudden ↓ (I want to think about it)"

"Drop (um)"

"Tubu! Sudden (remembered, what's wrong?) )”

"Didi Di (It's urgent, you don't care, give me all the information about him)"

"Sudden (um)"

There was no movement over there, Jiang Lu waited for a while, and finally got a reply.

"Suddenly! (There were)"

"Didi! (Hurry, hurry)"

Then, after a telegram that lasted about ten minutes, Jiang Lu learned everything about Tong Zhenzhen.

As a result, just as he thought, even if the chamber of commerce and consortium in Yunzhou have the strength, the tutor who is looking for this kind of daily course will definitely look for it nearby, in other words, Tong Zhenren is indeed a native of Yunzhou.

In these ten minutes, Jiang Lu was not idle, time was pressing, and he had already rushed to his destination while receiving the news from Mrs. Han.

After that, he chatted with Mrs. Han about some things, and found that Mrs. Han was getting slower and slower to reply to messages, and after putting away the splashing eggs, he had already arrived in front of a private house.

He knocked on the door, and soon, the courtyard door was opened, and a woman leaned against the door, looking at Jiang Lu vigilantly.

"Who are you?"

"Mrs. Tong." Jiang Lu smiled slightly: "I came specifically to find you." ”

In the blink of an eye, almost an hour had passed in the venue, and the universal fairies had already been waiting impatiently, and the audience who had been appeased by the host with all his might was already a little unconvinced.

"Why haven't you come back yet?!"

"Are you kidding us?"

"RNM refund!"

The host wiped the sweat on his forehead with a handkerchief and stammered: "I'm sorry, everyone, this situation is really not our expectation, now we can only trouble everyone to wait, it should be soon." ”

"What are you waiting for? It's almost an hour before the game, it's not a matter of disrespecting women, he's disrespectful to everyone now, and my suggestion is to disqualify him altogether. ”

The universal fairy said indignantly.

And jumped to see the true love Taoist who repeated Jiang again At this time, it is the time of the sage, not to mention women, there is no interest in human beings at all, and he is not used to her at all: "My advice is that you don't suggest." ”

"You!" The universal fairy shouted angrily.

"After all, the situation is special, and I've been waiting for so long, so it's not bad for a while."

Dingtian Zen Master hurriedly started the round:

"But then again, he's been gone for too long, and there's no time limit, and if he doesn't come back, we can't wait for him forever, right?

Otherwise, if you give him a cup of tea at the end, plus the time for this tea, he will walk for almost a whole hour.

So if he doesn't come back by this time, even if he gives up, what if he gives up? ”

The universal fairy was obviously a little dissatisfied, but since the Dingtian Zen Master came out to show her face, she couldn't help but give face, so she nodded reluctantly: "Let's follow the Zen Master." ”

True Love Daoist sighed, he wanted to help Jiang Lu, but it was difficult for him to stop so many people's mouths alone, and it was considered benevolent and righteous to drag it out until now, so he had to agree: "That's it." ”

Seeing that the judges had already discussed an ultimatum, the people in the Bailiu Sect production team were a little anxious and began to ask each other if there was a way to contact Jiang Lu.

It's a pity that Wen Yu, the only one who can determine Jiang Lu's location, because he thought that he was here in person, Jiang Lu would not encounter any danger, so he didn't bring the soul lamp with him, so now it is a situation where he is completely out of touch.

And when the audience in the audience heard the news, they actually began to pull themselves again, in their opinion, they originally wanted to wait for Jiang Lu to come to a big one, who knew that there was a high probability that they would lose in this way, and they really pulled a big lump for them.

If it was announced that Jiang Lu would abandon the game at the beginning, maybe the audience would not have such a big reaction, but the sunk cost is already so high, and they are a little reluctant.

So with the idea that they had come and waited, they whispered again.

"Wait a little longer, what if he can make something big?"

"Yes, I've been waiting for so long, and this result is a little unacceptable."

Naturally, the universal fairy heard these discussions, and turned his head a little irritably and asked, "Why do you have an idea for a while?" ”

Her voice alone actually drowned out everyone's discussions, making the venue suddenly audible and the atmosphere became weird and awkward.

But in the midst of such silence, a sudden sound of footsteps came from a corner of the dark part of the stage.

Some viewers suddenly exclaimed.

"Jiang Zhimo!"

A moment later.

"Ah, it's not wrong."

An old woman walked onto the stage with a cane, only to find that there were so many people around, and her face was instantly dazed.

"Old woman, did you make a mistake?" The moderator asked, confused.

The attention of the judges and the audience was also all on the old woman at this time, and they didn't notice that the innocent person had changed his face at some point.

"No, that's the address he gave me."

The old woman helplessly clubbed her cane, looking a little anxious: "He said that he wanted to take me to recall the passion of my youth, people."

"Who is he?" The moderator asked.

But before the old woman could answer, there was another sound of footsteps.

"Jiang Zhimo!"

A moment later.

"Ah, it's not wrong."

An innocent girl jumped onto the stage, and then her face was dazed.

"Are you again?" The moderator asked.

"Huh?" The innocent girl was a little puzzled: "That big brother obviously said that he wanted to take me to experience the life of an adult, where did the person go?" ”

When the young man saw this young woman, his face turned blue again.

The old woman and the young woman glanced at each other, and both called each other in surprise: "Mom? (Girl?) )”

At the same time, another sound of footsteps sounded.

"Jiang Zhimo!"

A moment later.

"Ah, it's not wrong."

A beprising beauty walked onto the stage with her ass twisted, and then her face was dazed.

The moderator didn't bother to ask.

"Huh? Isn't this the address? The bewitching beauty was a little puzzled: "I obviously said that I wanted to enjoy the excitement of a new life with me, why did I disappear?" ”

The three of them looked at each other and called each other in surprise.

"Mother-in-law? Sister-in-law? ”

"Daughter-in-law?"

"Sister-in-law?"

Immediately after, there was another sound of footsteps.

"Jiang Zhimo!"

A moment later.

"Ah, it's not wrong."

An intellectual mature woman walked onto the stage.

"I said I was going crazy, why haven't people come yet?"

The four of them looked at each other, and the salutations began to be arranged and combined.

"Mother-in-law? Sister-in-law? Big Lady? ”

"Daughter-in-law?"

"Second sister-in-law?"

In the next moment, there was another sound of footsteps.

In a short time, the stage was already full of women, and they all knew each other, judging by their titles, the first two were someone's mother and sister, and the remaining seven were his wives.

Nine people stood on the stage, looking at each other, at a loss.

The others were also confused, and the judges even forgot to count down to Jiang Lu.

Are these people here to recognize their relatives?

No one saw it, and the face of the innocent person was already difficult to see.

But he was apparently ugly early, because the number was still growing.

But the next few people are different from before, because they not only don't know each other, but they also don't know the people before them.

Seeing them, Tong Zhenzhen finally couldn't hold back.

"Damn, forget about my mother, my sister, my wife, most of the sect girls I quietly raised called me?!"

He shouted so uncontrollably, everyone understood something in an instant, and they all gasped.

And these women finally noticed him who quietly retreated to the corner of the stage, and said in a lost voice:

"Son (brother/husband/child)?"

As soon as he screamed, Tong Zhenren almost didn't come up in one breath, and fainted in front of him.

Jiang Lu is gone, they are here, if he wants to say that this has nothing to do with Jiang Lu, he doesn't believe it at all.

What do you want, this thought flashed in his heart, and another sound of footsteps came.

The melon-eating people in the audience were accustomed to such an unfolding, and subconsciously communicated:

"Aunt Ie, what's this?"

"I don't know. No, wait a minute! ”

"Huh? Jiang Zhimo! ”

Jiang Lu finally came out after a long time, still holding the pipa and half-covering his face.

"Why does he have a lute in his hand?"

Jiang Lu took a deep breath and shook his head: "I don't know. ”

Then the lute was thrown away.

As soon as he came to power, all the relatives of the innocent people seemed to have found their backbone.

"Jiang Lang~"

Tong Zhen's mother was old, and she couldn't compete with young people, so she was squeezed behind the crowd, but her momentum continued unabated, calling Jiang Lu's pseudonym.

After a few screams, they realized something and asked, "Who are they?" ”

Jiang Lu raised his head slightly, not looking at anyone.

"My dear, I was afraid that you would be lonely, so I specially called your relatives over, and we will be a family in the future."

"I see."

"It's still Jiang Lang who is thoughtful."

Obviously, they all thought that Jiang Lu was talking to themselves.

The innocent people didn't know what was going on at this time, and they were stunned in place, unable to say a word.

"You are," the universal fairy frowned.

Jiang Lu looked at her and said lightly: "This is the partner I summoned with your so-called equal heart-to-heart." ”

After that, without waiting for the universal fairy to say anything, he looked at the innocent man again: "Thank you." ”

"Thank you, Mom!" The innocent people were stunned.

"Husband, why are you so rude?" I don't know if it was the innocent Mrs. Jifang said a word, which caused others to echo him and criticize him.

In the next moment, the child innocent actually spit out a mouthful of turbid blood.

True Love Daoist suddenly laughed, and asked the universal fairy with deep meaning: "Look at this result, this method. It doesn't seem very equal. ”

The authorities are confused, the bystanders are clear, and the universal fairies are certainly not as confused as the relatives of the innocents, and of course they can see the essence.

And from what they said to themselves when they came on stage, it seemed to show the same effect as in the works of the children.

With such extreme evidence in front of us, the fairies of the world are a little skeptical about life.

But just when he hesitated, Jiang Lu came to add fuel to the fire.

I saw that he deliberately hugged the mother and sister of the child, and with a sincere face, word by word to the child:

"Thanks to the Dafa of equal pick-up that you taught me, I have the opportunity to hold a beautiful woman.

Thank you, stepson, brother-in-law, ex-husband, and ATM. ”

The innocent man fell to his knees and cried out to his loved ones in grief: "Wake up, he is lying to you!" ”

"How so? I look pretty honest about this kid. The innocent mother looked shy.

"Brother, don't talk nonsense." The innocent sister pouted.

"Husband, everything he said and did was as sincere as you, were you lying to me before?" The wives and concubines of the innocent people are gossiping.

The female of the sect who was raised by the innocent people was even more decisive: "We have nothing to do with each other, don't contact me in the future, I'm afraid that Jiang Lang will misunderstand." ”

"No!! He's lying to you!! ”

The innocent man looked up to the sky and roared, but finally he didn't come up in one breath, and fainted from lack of oxygen.

The audience also understood it at this time, and began to re-examine the way of accosting people who were evaluated by the universal fairies as respect and equality.

"Did this innocent person admit it?"

"I guess it's all a scam, right?"

"And you see, those women are completely captivated by this way of accosting!"

"Illusion! It must be a vicious illusion! ”

"No, they don't have the traits of being lost in their minds, their minds are still there."

"I mean, this kind of accosting of the innocents is a vicious illusion and should be sentenced!"

Dingtian Zen Master recited the Buddha's name: "Sin. Sin"

This way of seducing women is so disdainful that even a pimped double cultivator like him is disdainful, let alone a true love Taoist.

"That's why I said it's routine, it's really disgraceful."

The universal fairy was already looking ashamed at this time.

The person she worked so hard to maintain was actually this kind of scumbag in essence, and even deceived her, how could she hold her head up and not punish the innocent people harshly, she could hardly swallow this evil breath, and she was even more sorry for her doll teacher's reputation.

After all, she is a female bodhisattva who is full of peach and plums, and she still has a clear grasp in front of righteousness, and she made a decision on the spot: "Jiang Zhimo has performed excellently and eliminated harm for the people, I will give ten points!" ”

True Love Daoist and Dingtian Zen Master looked at each other and smiled, and they all raised ten wooden signs.

Seeing this, Jiang Lu showed a strategic smile, and then looked at the relatives and loved ones of the innocent people.

"Okay, I'm going back to Uganda, see you soon."

(End of chapter)