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Me: My wife is just ...... Brush me with the five-colored divine light again?

System: Right.

Me: He used his housekeeping skills against me twice, should I react a little, meaning that his magical powers are still very good?

System: It's too late, you've hurt his pride.

70，

I was wronged, and I didn't do anything, which hurt my wife's fragile self-esteem. It's the rhythm of kneeling on the washboard for the rest of your life.

71，

The system hippie smile told me that the Ming Dynasty has introduced durian, and the original author Xu Zhonglin has not only eaten durian but also knelt on durian skin, and the wives of the god world have long punished their husbands for kneeling on the washboard from time to time. Just when the system deliberately scared me, Kong Xuan did not get angry as we thought, but spoke in a light tone, and did not make a statement: "I am a man." ”

Of course I know you're a man, and I also know that you're a tsundere male peacock, proud and coquettish, and it must taste delicious.

"Coincidentally", I also stated to him: "What I like is men." ”

"Are you a woman?" Kong Xuan twisted a pair of sword eyebrows and looked at me in confusion.

In order to prove my gender, I tore open the placket of my shirt, showed him a broad and strong chest, and patted it on it: "You can strip me naked and verify it for yourself." "Truth be told, my male dog is hungry. 》///《

"Shameless!" Kong Xuan's voice raised slightly, spitting on me. Immediately, I felt a hard kick on my waist, obviously Kong Xuandong's foot. It's a spell attack, it's not good, it's changed to a physical attack.

It's hard to think about. My male dog's waist has long been forged to be as hard and durable as a bronze wall. Naturally, I didn't move. Kong Xuan's blow was fruitless, and he calmly put down his feet, as if nothing had happened between the two of us just now.

But he did kick me in the waist. The waist, as we all know, is the most important part of a man after JJ. Kicking someone's waist is like cutting off people's descendants, Kong Xuan kicking my waist, is murdering Li Jinzha, Li Muzha and the bear child Li Nezha in disguise, this is by no means a pretend to be calm to cover up the past.

Unless he's my wife.

I touched the kicked waist, looked at the kicker, and asked with concern, "Does your foot hurt?" ”

Kong Xuan turned sideways and ignored it. I walked around to him and looked at him.

I was taken aback. Kong Xuan's good-looking face turned red at the moment. After a while, a pair of Danfeng eyes were red and red, and tears fell out, obviously crying in pain. I couldn't help but look down at the little jiojio he had used to kick me—it was now swollen thicker than an elephant's leg.

I couldn't help but remind him, "Your feet are swollen. ”

72,

No, it's broken. The small broken system reminded me carefully.

73,

I exchanged the medicine from the Xiaoshao system, connected Kong Xuan's broken ankle bone, and helped him massage it for a long time to melt away the blood, and finally put on a plaster. He should have been injured in the black whirlwind, and he was afraid of losing face in front of me just now, so he held back. Not anymore. As soon as I put him in a cast, he hurriedly pulled out the pills from his storage bag, choked on them, and then meditated cross-legged to heal his wounds.

I watched him meditate on his medicine, and I was a little confused. I could tell at a glance that the pill he had just fed himself was not in good condition. But I just passively defended and hurt him, and I didn't dare to say more, so I could only hold back.

I crouched to the side, bored, so I had to stare at his face, tracing his eyebrows little by little.

Me: My wife is so good-looking, where is the spring, where is the spring, the spring is in my wife's eyes~

System: Host, are you an ugly one? Marvel at the beauty of others in this way.

Me:.

I admit that I am very handsome, but in front of my wife, my handsome face looks ordinary. For example, if the handsomeness of an ordinary person is 100 points, my appearance can get 120 points, and my wife is 5,000 points. It's nothing compared. Neither Haoyue nor Rare Star can compare to such a gap.

I don't blame all living beings for being ugly, I just blame my wife for being too beautiful.

It took more than an hour for Kong Xuan to open his eyes. His face was not particularly good, and it was clear that the medicine he had brought could not completely heal his internal injuries.

Kong Xuan stood up and carried his plaster foot. He looked down at the foot with the plaster cast, and the golden rooster looked so handsome and handsome.

I said to him, "I'm going to find Zulong's coffin now, do you want to go with me?" ”

Kong Xuan stared at me coldly and nodded slowly.

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"Then I'll carry you." I turned around and crouched down in front of him, "You have a wound on your foot, and you are not fit to walk. ”

"No, you don't." Kong Xuan rejected me indifferently.

"Just let me carry you," I said, "and you're welcome." I fell in love with my relatives at first sight, and it is right to be nice to you. ”

"I don't need you to be nice to me, and I don't need you to fall in love with me at first sight." Kong Xuan still had a black face, stubbornly rejecting my fist love, "Don't call me kiss!" ”

I stepped on Kong Xuan's left foot. His right foot was in a cast, but not this one.

75，

Kong Xuan: "......"

Me: ^ω^

System: Hiss, Dogecoin host, insidious as ever.

76，

This time Kong Xuan didn't cry, he vomited blood.

77，

I hurriedly fed Kong Xuan medicine to heal his internal injuries and put a plaster cast on his left foot. After doing this, I once again solemnly suggested to him: "I'll carry you, dear." "Don't let me call you dear, then call me dear. I have always been a good person, and those who know the times are handsome.

Kong Xuan bit the flesh on his cheeks. After a while, he slowly exhaled a breath of turbidity, and finally responded to my thoughtful concern: "Okay." ”

78，

I carried him on my back. At first, it was very beautiful, but I felt that it was not a man but a feather on my back, floating lightly on my back, brushing my back and making my inner world stir. But soon the weight was wrong and became heavier. And it's getting heavier and heavier, and it's getting heavier and heavier, and finally it's almost as heavy as a Tarzan. This is me, a feather is no different from a Tarzan. If it were someone else, Kong Xuan's weight would have to crush people to death and smash them.

So, who else can he marry but me? No one else could even carry him off the sedan chair.

79，

Kong Xuan suddenly sneered softly - forgive me, I haven't known him for a long time, and I really don't understand what he is laughing at at this moment. The voice of a beautiful man is the same as that of a beautiful woman, and ordinary people can't guess it at all.

Kong Xuan asked in my ear, "Isn't it heavy?" If you can't carry me, let me down, I won't laugh at you. ”

I shook his buttocks, relieved that he cared about me: "How can you weigh on the back of your beloved?" Don't worry, you are a hundred times heavier, and I still have the strength to carry you. "It's been scientifically proven that love stimulates adrenaline. In the past, I could blow up a hundred desolate worlds with one fist, but since I fell in love with Kong Xuan, I felt that I could smash a thousand with one slap. The power of love is so powerful.

Kong Xuan gritted his teeth and said, "That's really hard for you." ”

"No hard work, no hard work, love you yo (づ ̄3 ̄)づ"

Kong Xuan: "Phew! ”

80，

I picked up Kong Xuan, supported his hips with one hand and the compass in the other, and began to walk in the direction of Zu Long's coffin. From time to time, black whirlwinds appeared on the road, and many corpses were thrown to the ground. After throwing the corpses, these whirlwinds disappeared in place. I looked at these corpses, some of them were expounding and some were intercepting. It is estimated that it has accounted for half of the number of people involved in the development project of the Zulong Tomb. Although most of them are third-generation and fourth-generation disciples, some elites who have already made a name for themselves in the Immortal Cultivation Realm and even the Immortal Realm have also seen some. The large number of dead is already a great injury to the two major sects.

Suddenly, a huge whirlwind appeared, and the corpse was thrown from mid-air like dumplings. I hurriedly dodged to the side with Kong Xuan on my back, and then I dodged and was not hit by the corpse. After the huge whirlwind disappeared, we continued to walk forward. Halfway through, I paused, took three steps back, and looked down in amazement at a corpse on the ground—a long-eared rabbit the size of an adult elephant.

I couldn't help but exclaim, "What a big rabbit!" Hungry, dear? "Such a strange ingredient must have an extraordinary taste.

Kong Xuan lay on my back, sulked for a long time, and said, "Don't eat, disgusting." ”

Me: "......" Big Bunny is so fat, why do you call it disgusting? Are you a vegetarian?

System: Dear host, may I remind you that this rabbit is no ordinary rabbit.

I:?

System: He is one of the Seven Immortals under the seat of the Tongtian Sect Leader, and he is a long-eared Dingguang Immortal. If you eat him, you will be hunted down by the sect.

Long-eared Dingguang Fairy? I don't know. Forget it, the big rabbit has already cultivated into a human body, and it is really disgusting to eat it.