18 Master is so good, how can I bear to change the court?
150,
I can only explain to Master like this, I can't tell the truth, saying that I just channeled Kong Xuan's spring in my body, and Kong Xuan felt pregnant and conceived, right? Isn't this the same as "staring at who is pregnant"? I was afraid that the master would want to fork it, so I was worried about this matter, and directly told me to get out of the master's door, and stay away from him and Xiao Zhenglun.
It's like a previous life, when a homophobic man accidentally found out that I was gay, he told me to get out of the way and stay away from him. To be honest, I don't have a deep impression of him, it's just a community, not a building, and it's not even a neighbor. Occasionally, it is rare to encounter it in the community, and it is all ignoring the existence of passing by. But homophobia's discrimination against homosexuals doesn't go away just because you have nothing to do with them. I don't feel sad or angry about this, but it makes me understand that there are some things that are unacceptable or even tolerable for ordinary men.
Master does not discriminate against homosexuals, but if I tell Master that if I slap someone casually, that person is likely to be pregnant, wouldn't my Master be afraid?
If you want me, I will tell them to stay away from me.
151,
Well, I'm super worried right now. I'm afraid that Kong Xuan will wake up and find out that she is pregnant, and she is still my species, so she can't think about it for a while, so she will directly open it to me - hurting himself.
152,
Master's face became very embarrassed. He looked at me quite unacceptably: "You are very kind to Engong...... Eun Gong is very handsome, yes, but he is now a peacock apprentice. ”
I immediately shook my head and corrected: "He evolved, and now he is a phoenix." ”
Master: "??? How did it evolve? Although the peacock is a descendant of the phoenix, the power of the bloodline is not so easy to excite. It can't be that you did this kind of thing to him, which made him extremely angry, and he exploded in anger for a while, but broke through the bloodline ban, right? ”
Ah......h I didn't expect Master's idea to be so peculiar. Of course, I couldn't recognize this, and hurriedly threw the black cauldron on the ancestral dragon's head: "He ate the dragon egg that the ancestral dragon had degenerated." Absorbing the nutrients in it, it naturally evolves. "Actually, I'm not wrong, what is the strength of the ancestral dragon, the cultivators who came from that era don't dare to think about this issue carefully even in their nightmares. Not to mention, right in front of me, the two great monks of the half-saint strength, Burning Lamp and Duobao, who were proud and rampant in this era, were directly killed by the ancestral dragon with two dozen and one. The strength of the ancestral dragon can be seen. Kong Xuan steadily absorbed and digested this power, and he may not be able to break through the prohibition to improve his bloodline and become a phoenix. It's just that the process can become dangerously twisty.
Now, with my help, this breakthrough is easy and risk-free.
After listening to my explanation, Master immediately wrinkled his eyebrows and thought about it, and finally had to admit that I was right. The master touched his beard, carefully scrutinized the whole incident, and finally realized: "I see, the phoenix is hermaphroditic, and it makes sense to be pregnant. It's just ......" Master's gaze at me turned into worry again: "Disciple, you can be said to be taking advantage of the danger of others this time. I saw that the two of you got along before, but Engong didn't mean that to you. ”
"Master, don't say that, how can someone who takes advantage of people's danger be a disciple?" I immediately stopped Master from continuing, and defended myself with righteous words, "Yesterday, you and Senior Brother saw it with your own eyes, and it was clear that he threw me down and forced me. Now I'm pregnant with my baby again. I'm innocent, but I haven't even touched the hands of other boys. If he refuses to be accountable to me, I will wipe my neck in front of him as a sign of chastity! ”
Master coughed in embarrassment and slowly persuaded me, "It doesn't have to be like this. It's not easy for Master to raise you as an adult with a handful of and urine. ”
I directly ignored the second half of Master's sentence, and grabbed Master's hand with great emotion: "Master, you have to be the master of the apprentice and help the apprentice testify!" ”
"It should be, it should be. Apprentice and put a hundred and twenty hearts. Master patted me on the shoulder with his other hand, but it was a turn of words, "But the ugly words for the master are ahead." If Engong doesn't listen to our explanation, insists on getting angry with you, or even kills you, the teacher will definitely run away with your junior brother. If you can't beat Engong as a teacher, you have to be considerate of being a teacher. ”
"No problem, Master." I patted my chest and assured Master, "The disciple will never embarrass Master." ”
153,
Kong Xuan couldn't wake up for the time being, so I dragged a small Mazha, sat in front of the bamboo house, took out the phoenix fire spirit wood, and pondered what style of crib to give the soon-to-be-born baby Jinzha.
When Master saw me take out such a thick and long phoenix fire spirit wood, he immediately left the matter of Kong Xuan's pregnancy behind. The master trembled excitedly in front of the fire spirit wood, reached out and gently touched it carefully: "What a treasure." Apprentice, this phoenix fire spirit wood couldn't have been given to you by that great immortal, right? That's too generous. After that, the master smacked his lips, and his face became tangled and full of worry, "Now that you and Engong have this matter, how will you explain to that great immortal in the future?" ”
"Oh, Master, don't worry. This is the breakup fee that Daisen gave me. I casually talked nonsense and prevaricated the master, "Daxian sent me a book, saying that he had met true love, and told me to be smart in the future and not to tell me about the gifts he gave me." Otherwise, I'll be like this piece of wood, with no hands or legs, and a bare rod. ”
Master gasped when he heard this. Even Xiao Zheng Lun was frightened, and his eyes widened with a pair of Kazlan.
"Don't mention him again after that. This kind of existence is not something that we minor cultivators can speculate about. "Master hurriedly instructed me not to be confused in the future. I nodded, and suddenly thought of the branches and branches that the seller gave me, so I reached out to the system space, grabbed a handful and took it out, and gave it to Master and Xiao Zhenglun: "This is sent together." Master, look at it, it can be useful. ”
The master let out an "oops" and gathered the branches away. Xiao Zhenglun's share was also taken away by him. While stuffing the branches and leaves of the Phoenix Fire Spirit Wood into the storage bag, the master stretched out his empty hand to the lonely Xiao Zheng Lun without raising his head and said, "These treasures are placed here for the teacher, and the teacher will keep them for you." When you have the ability to protect yourself, you will go back with me. ”
Xiao Zhenglun pouted, not really sad or angry. He turned his head and stuck his tongue at me, then turned around and made an ugly face at Master. Unfortunately, the master just stuffed things into the storage bag and looked up to meet the little apprentice's grimace.
154,
Xiao Zhenglun was beaten, and the ghost cried wolf. I cast a mute spell on him so as not to wake Kong Xuan. Kong Xuan has just advanced into a phoenix and is pregnant with a baby, so it is very necessary to get enough sleep.
155,
I wondered what the crib would look like. Finally, at the suggestion of the small broken system, first build a nest for hatching. It just happened that the phoenix fire spirit wood in his hand, according to the information retrieved by the Xiaopo system, this is the most suitable wood species for the hatching of phoenix eggs. In addition, it is necessary to prepare a crib suitable for human children to sleep, any style can be, but it is best to use sycamore wood to make the main body, and appropriately add phoenix fire spirit wood.
I took out paper and charcoal and started designing the nest and the crib. Xiao Zhenglun was very curious, squatting beside me to watch me work, and helping me hand tools from time to time. After knowing what I was doing, Master nodded with satisfaction and stepped forward from time to time to give me some advice.
It took me a day to complete the bird's nest. Then I began to draw the formation in detail on it. Curious, Master approached me and asked, "When did the disciple become interested in the formation?" ”
......I stopped writing, scratched my head, and confessed to Master with a bitter face: "Master, don't ask, the apprentice can't make up a reason to fool you." ”
Master's face immediately turned dark, and then Master angrily slapped the back of my head: "Tell you to make it up, tell you to make it up, really when your master has no brains?" Daisen? Can Daxian take a fancy to you as a bastard? ”
I felt very aggrieved: "Then Master, do you seem to believe my words?" "Are your worried looks fake?
"Fart!" Master slapped me on the back of the head again, "I'm going to believe such nonsense?" It's just that I don't expose your lies. I want to see how long you can fool. It turns out that this is just the case, so I can't make it up! ”
I have a bitter melon face, and I don't know if what the master said is true or false, so let's just believe that the master saw my lie early on.
Xiao Zheng Lun had a lollipop in his mouth, blinked his big eyes, looked at Master for a while, looked at me for a while, and finally wisely chose to be a crowd of onlookers, not to mix between Master and me.
156,
It took me almost half a month to get the nest and crib ready. Receiving them all to the spiritual veins in the system space, I clapped my hands, took Maza and stood up. Half a month ago, although Master knew that I was lying to him, he didn't get to the bottom of it, and insisted on investigating the origin of those magic weapons and equipment. Our master and apprentice tacitly believe that it is my personal secret.
The master-apprentice relationship of the gods is very distinctive, and the masters are basically calves protectors, except for those used to replace the calamity like a certain pair of senior brothers.
The master dotes on his apprentices, which is also the reason why Shen Gongbao's sentence "Taoist friends stay behind" in the original novel can bring out so many sect members.
The upper-class cultivators of this era have a great sense of belonging to their own masters. Of course, there are not many lower-level cultivators who have this sense of belonging. Lower-level cultivators are basically in a position of being oppressed and exploited, and it would be good not to hate the sect, but it would be too difficult to want them to have a sense of belonging to the sect loyalty.