28 My wife and I are in love!
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Wu Zhentian: If Xu Ergou and I don't get married for a day, he won't be your brother-in-law for a day. Why do you care about him so much?
Xu Feiyu: The puppy was shocked .jpg
Xu Feiyu: The puppy is heartbroken.jpg
Xu Feiyu: Sister, you think of me like this? Daiyu .jpg weeping
Wu Zhentian: yes, is there a problem?
Xu Feiyu: How can there be a problem with this? Sister Megatron is always right.
Xu Feiyu: My sister has abused me thousands of times, and I love my sister like my first love. For my sister, I was crazy for my sister, and I banged against the big wall for my sister .jpg
Li Liqing: You even have your first love?!!
Wu Zhentian: You actually have a first love?
Li Liqing: You kid tell me .jpg clearly
Li Liqing: See if Lao Tzu doesn't hammer you to death.jpg
——Xu Feiyu has been removed from the group by the group leader Wu Junjie——
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I didn't believe in the Celestial Princess's rhetoric. Now that I see Xu Ergou being kicked out of the group by my father without hesitation, I believe it a little. Even if my sister is sincere to Xu Ergou, she definitely doesn't love my younger brother as much as Xu Ergou.
At the same time, I was also shocked by Xu Ergou's shameless operation. This guy doesn't want any dignity at all.
Li Liqing: I don't understand, this doggy man in a dog, which point is worthy of you to pick him as your fiancé. Are all the unmarried good men on the Blue Star plane dead?
Wu Zhentian: He is a post-00s, 190CM, with white skin and beautiful long legs, and his face is so tender that he can pinch out water.
Li Liqing: Eldest princess, you should have a snack. The Blue Star Plane is 2058 AD, and the post-00s are half a century old. His face was maintained by the beauty pill that he bought from me. Where can I compare to the purity and unpretentiousness of the post-40s?
I really don't understand the aesthetics of the eldest princess, what a boy born in 40. Aren't the sunny and cheerful boys who have just reached adulthood at the age of 19, have clear and stupid eyes, and have not experienced social beatings and poisoning? Why do you want Li Ergou's old sugarcane.
I searched the Internet for photos of the popular little fresh meat, and posted them all to the group. I hope that Princess Celestia will think twice and not give up the whole garden for the sake of a dog's tail grass.
The eldest princess looked at it and said that beauty is beautiful, all of them are weak chickens, and they are not interested.
It can't be helped. I searched for young people in their teens and twenties, and their faces were more tender than water tofu. It's hard to practice qi, let alone someone who can reach the realm of a primordial infant like my sister. In that day, who would show up in the entertainment industry? Soaring directly in situ, contracted by the state, working hard to compete for the head of the family temple, aren't people fragrant?
The eldest princess is now a Yuanying monk, and it is not a problem to shoot enemy fighters with a slingshot eight hundred miles away. It can be said that my sister is already second to none in the country. The eldest princess said that she was not uninterested in Xiao Xianrou, but too many men would affect her cultivation. Enjoying a Xu Ergou is already her indulgence of herself.
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Alas, after so many years, my sister is still working so hard. Even more desperate than I did before I crossed over. If I hadn't died in the Jindan period, I would definitely learn from my sister, work hard, and strive to be the first person in the realm of the flood wilderness.
Eventually, I was persuaded by Princess Celestia to stop complaining that she and her parents hadn't told me about their engagement. But after thinking about it, I was still a little angry, so I decided to keep Xu Ergou's name in the list of "people who must take revenge after spending their lives". In addition, the name of Sister Minmin's ex-fiancé was added to the list.
I was in a slightly better mood, and my mother suddenly sent a message.
Li Xiuting: Son, why did you suddenly call your sister the eldest princess?
My eyes lit up, and I still have to see the Queen Mother at home. Comrade Wu Junjie and the eldest princess didn't notice the mystery hidden in my words at all.
I happily typed and told the whole family the good news that our family was about to have three generations in the same house, and I wanted everyone to be happy and happy together.
Li Liqing: Since my mother asked, I would like to solemnly announce one thing here.
Li Liqing: My wife is about to give birth.
- You have been removed from the group chat by the group owner -
Li Liqing: You're going to be grandparents and aunts soon...... Well???
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How did I get kicked out of the group? What did I do?
I stared at the group records, incredulous, clueless.
I went to poke the Queen Mother's V letter and wanted to ask if Wu Junjie kicked me. As a result, the bright red exclamation mark told me that I was no longer my mother's friend and needed to resend the friend verification.
In short, it was my mom who pulled me off the blacklist and deleted me.
I was even more confused, I didn't know where to offend the Queen Mother. I'm very filial.
I poked my dad's V letter and cautiously asked him about the situation.
Dear Dad: You asked your wife to make someone's little girl's belly bigger, and your mother can't block you?
Dear Dad: The family is unfortunate, and you have lost all the old faces in the family.
Dear Dad: I'll have to delete you too. Otherwise, your mother found out, and thought that my three views were the same as yours.
I'll be back: don't don't, my wife is a man.
I'll be back: don't you know who I am? How can I trick a girl into getting married?
I'll be back: how shameful this is!
- You're no longer a friend of the handsome and dashing Sepan An. Please resend the verification request, and once it is approved, you can continue to send the message -
I:???
Why delete me again!
Didn't I say my wife is a man? I didn't pretend to be a straight man to cheat on marriage and pregnancy, why did you still block me?
I hurriedly ordered the V letter from the eldest princess, afraid that she would delete me with this little effort.
I complained to my sister: Sister, my father blocked me for no reason.
Megatron: Dad said you were depraved, and you actually made other boys' bellies bigger.
I'll be back: what's wrong with that?
Megatron: Are you okay?
I'll be back: what's the problem?
Megatron: Normally, boys don't get pregnant. Unless someone has tampered with it.
Megatron: Brother, you're fallen.
Megatron: Are there any children that important to you? Is your DNA essential for humans? We don't have a throne to inherit.
Megatron: How dangerous it is for a man to have a baby, where did you give birth to my nephew?
I'll be back: my wife is a phoenix, hermaphroditic. =-=
Megatron: ......
Megatron: Did you get along with him because he could have children?
I'll be back: are we really hobbies! True love!!!
Megatron: Well, it's all a misunderstanding. I'll just say that my brother is such a great and upright positive person, how can he do such a dirty thing?
Megatron: Look, I'm the only one in the family who didn't block you. The person in the family who believes in you the most is me after all.
Megatron: Don't be sad. I'll ask my parents to add your friends back.
I'll be back: late. I'm broken by you. I'm angry right now.
I'll be back: I don't give red envelopes, I don't pass friend verification.
I'll be back: Mom and Dad can't do it.
Megatron: Give and give
Megatron: My brother has a wife, how can I not give a red envelope for such a big happy event?
Megatron: One of you, one of your daughter-in-law, and one of my eldest nephew
Megatron: Red Envelope
Megatron: Red Envelope
Megatron: Red Envelope
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After receiving nine red envelopes, my heart, which had been hurt by my family, was comforted and comfortable. I told my wife Kong Xuan, and how Kong Xuan got pregnant. The Queen Mother sighed and sent me several big red envelopes.
For the sake of how many red envelopes are big enough, I choose to forgive them.
I put my phone away and looked up at the top of the tree. It's a pity that the branches and leaves of this Sycamore Divine Tree that carries the phoenix's nest are too dense, and I didn't have a chance to see Kong Xuan through the gaps in the branches and leaves.
I was wondering if I should let the Xiaopo system add a clair-eye buffer to me, when I suddenly saw a transparent bead, the size of a football, bouncing and jumping down from between the branches of the Sycamore Sacred Tree with great cleverness. It's very naughty.
I stared at the transparent, mischievous, spiritual bead, and my heart suddenly tightened. My brain had a very ominous idea.
I trembled in my heart, pointed to the transparent beads, and asked the small broken system: This ...... Bead...... It has ...... Famous ...... Is it?
Xiao Po learned my heart, and replied in a trembling voice: Yes, there ~~~~~~
I trembled three times: called...... What?
System: Lingzhuzi, that is, the predecessor of Nezha.
System: Your son.
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