398 God's Way

Jordan's words are always irrefutable, and the aura of God can always suppress the interviewers.

If you want to answer, you can answer it, and if you can't answer it, you're sorry, God dares to flip the table right away, and you don't dare to write him scribble, otherwise readers will attack you in droves, and your editor-in-chief will fire you quickly.

However, no one wants to be scolded as a 'dog's mouth', right?

The reporters were nervous, and Jordan was strained until the basketball god lifted the table and left the court, and the solemnity of the atmosphere was enough to freeze the air.

Compared with the tension of the press conference on the Wizards' side, the press conference on the supersonic side was much more cheerful.

For Lin Dong, Peyton, and Sakuragi, the three absolute cores of G1, all kinds of praise and praise are endless, and most of the points in the interview questions are relaxed and pleasant.

Before the game, it was true that the whole United States was supporting the Wizards and Jordan, but now some keen reporters can actually feel that the Asian teenager who scored 69 points in the first Finals and the first game to break the NBA Finals record has formed a new center of topic storms.

Breaking records and leaving a name in history is always exciting, and it always changes the perception of many people.

He's younger, he's more potential, and he's even more handsome...... This is a guy who has the potential to become the new NBA basketball god in the future, and he has a myriad of topics on him.

And more importantly, when Jordan lost the game in G1, these reporters were quite keen to spot some changes in wind direction through the Internet.

People are actually tired of Jordan......

No matter how beautiful a woman is, let you watch and sleep every day, after three years and five years, you will feel that she is mediocre.

And Jordan is the most beautiful woman ever.

People are tired of seeing Jordan win and win the championship, as evidenced by this season's regular season MVP selection.

Jordan's regular season data is actually not bad, although the long-term stealth did not make him reach the regular season data level of the peak era, but Jordan, who averaged 20+ points and 10+ assists per game, is definitely qualified to be selected as MVP with his fame and appeal.

But in fact, on the MVP voting list, Jordan is only ranked in an embarrassing tenth place.

This is the result of everyone's aesthetic fatigue.

Before the finals, everyone supported the Wizards just because they wanted to witness the continuation of a miracle, just because the people around them were talking about how Jordan was awesome and how invincible he was, but in fact, it was just because of the continuation of a kind of thinking inertia.

But when G1's Lin Dong hit the anti-sky data, people will suddenly find that Jordan is not the only choice.

If you want to witness miracles, you don't have to watch wizards!

Can't supersound pull off miracles? Peyton's eight-year pain, Lin Dong's rookie god.

Which one is not topical? What's not eye-catching? Which one can't be pulled out and blown up?

Coupled with Jordan's arrogance and arrogance at the press conference, a 'dog's mouth' that only wants to be happy without thinking about himself can be regarded as scolding reporters all over the United States.

MD, you lost the game yourself, but you vented your anger on all of you who worked hard in the media, why are we like dogs? Eat your rice?

So the change in wind direction seems to be a natural one.

They may not be scolding Jordan right now, but they can tout Lin Dong...... Anyway, this is what fans across the United States love to watch now, the birth of a new era!

Of course, these are the wind directions that gradually form in the subsequent fermentation after the press conference.

At the press conference, the topic of supersonic was far more than that, and even made the whole United States laugh and cry that the guy who scored 69 points in the first finals of his rookie season was not the most showy and topical person at this press conference.

The one who really came out of the limelight and also aroused the nerves of the reporters in the audience was the female boss of Supersonic who had just taken office - Yang Dong!

- Ms. Yang Dong, as the first owner in NBA history to shoot at a player at the scene of a game, do you know what you have done and what kind of punishment you need to face before you do it?

A very normal question, of course, is also a topic of great concern and interest to all parties.

This should be answered according to normal PR, which is basically 'impulsive', 'ah, I just took over the team, and I don't know much about the rules', etc., so it's probably just ordinary news.

But the supersonic queen is a queen after all, and as soon as she speaks, people feel that she is different.

"I know." Yang Dong said nonchalantly on the interview desk: "Technical fouls, expulsions, plus a fine of about the highest level, a fine of 2.5 million US dollars? I heard that they also banned me for three more games, and I was not even allowed to go to the fan stands...... Oh, if we play the Wizards 4-0, it's a shame that I probably won't get a chance to be on the ground and feel the joy of that victory. ”

The scene was full of laughter and harmony.

INTERVIEWER Do you agree with this punishment? Do you think the alliance has any problems with this matter?

"I am quite recognizant of the League's punishment! Mr. Stern has no problem handling this matter at all, the NBA league is truly fair and fair, if there is no punishment at all, in the future, the owners on the sidelines will hire a large group of people to rush up and do it, can this game be played? Well, everyone has to follow the rules. ”

There was another cheerful laughter at the scene, and the alliance officials accompanying him also showed a relieved smile, he was originally worried that this hot-tempered Oriental female boss would openly confront the alliance and the like.

So the reporters happily had one more sentence.

- It seems that you are a fairly rational person, maybe it was just impulsive, after all, Lin Dong is your son, which is completely understandable, so if you were asked to choose again, would you still throw that tactical board? Perhaps there are other better options?

Yang Dong smiled happily and said: "Of course, if I do it again, I won't throw that tactical board, it's really naΓ―ve." ”

This answer made the atmosphere of the scene very cheerful, but the next sentence immediately followed made the audience fall into a dead silence.

"Because the tactical board is so lethal, you can tell by the straight back of the violent guy when he is ejected from the game that he is not hurt at all."

???

The scene that was cheerful and relaxed just now suddenly froze, and everyone's smiles froze on their faces.

This, this, this, this and this how many meanings does this mean?

What does it mean to be non-lethal? What does it mean to not be hurt as you should? How do you want him to be hurt?

"Next time I will choose a brick, do you know what a brick is? The kind that builds a house, the lethality is huge and small, and it is easy to carry. Yang Dong said happily: "I will ask my assistant to prepare some for me next time, especially in the supersonic home field, I will use a special seat to store my tactical board bricks!" ”

Wow!

The scene was completely stunned at this time, and there was a dead silence.

Do you also need a special seat to store the slabs? Also tactical slab bricks...... You, you, you, what are you going to do?!

"Of course, it's used to deal with those bastards who don't talk about martial arts and want to do it if they can't beat the ball!" Yang Dong was still smiling and said, "Isn't it just 2.5 million?" That's it! Not only my ex-husband's son Lin Dong, but every player in the SuperSonics, they are the most valuable asset of my team. ”

"If anyone dares to make a move at them on the court, then my bricks are for them!"

"The team doesn't have much money on the books, and it's only 100 million at present, which is only enough for 40 bricks, so it's ......"

Syllable!

Yang Dong said, and directly wrung out a brick weighing at least five or six catties from her LV classic big bag and slapped it on the table.

The table shook violently, and the unprepared alliance official next to him shuddered.

"We must recognize and abide by the rules, and it is a big deal to be punished for bankruptcy." Yang Dong said coldly at the camera: "So if anyone in the league thinks that they can take 40 hits in the future, just try to be rough with my players, the old lady really wants to see if these 40 bricks will be smashed to death!" ”

Groove ......

The alliance officials on the scene were stunned, and the reporters all opened their mouths wide, and in just this moment, they had already decided to use this woman's famous words on the front page of tomorrow's headline.

And the supersonic fans in Seattle had a collective orgasm in an instant.

The conspicuous brick on the TV screen reminded them of some of Lin's famous quotes from his time in Seattle, such as the phrase 'awesome'.

It is said that it is the physiological organ of the cow, and the reason why it is used by mysterious Orientals to describe it as 'cool' and 'very powerful' is because it is so big, it is super big!

And this slab brick...... Oh my god, it's super big, too!

- Oh! The eternal goddess in my heart, the queen of supersonics! Awesome!

- It's hard to imagine how the man of the Dragon Kingdom dared to divorce such a queen......

- Is it possible that the man was forced to divorce by Her Majesty?

- Oh! Yes!

- Awesome! Awesome! Her Majesty is awesome!

Yang Dong probably didn't expect that his son's former casual words and her today's bricks would actually do what the Longguo government has wanted to do for decades but has never done, that is, the cultural invasion of the United States......

- Have you ever tried McDonald's new big burger?

- Oh! Awesome one, awesome burger!

- Did you see the fat man? Wow, he's so big!

- Awesome! Awesome!

Bull has become the most popular phrase in Seattle and on the Internet today, and Chinese is spoken all over the United States, albeit just by one word.

And when supersonic and the mother and son of the Lin family are driving the new wind direction......

Artest put his head under the quilt of the large bed at home.

He was the only one in the family, and his girlfriend, who had only been dating for a short time, was swept out of the house yesterday, threw all her salutes from the second floor, and kicked the stupid woman who couldn't speak out of his villa.

He just wanted to be quiet now.

G1 was ejected from the game, which eventually led to the team's loss, although most of the media now blame Jordan for the loss because of Jordan's peculiarity.

But the attitude of the fans was surprisingly unanimous, almost one-sidedly putting the blame for the loss on him, the guy who was ejected from the game.

- That idiot who only gets mad at women, he can go back to his hometown to grow cotton after this season! He doesn't deserve to be in the NBA at all!

- How could a wizard bet on such an idiot? He is not worthy of the starting five tigers at all!

Of course, if these Internet voices can be ignored, then the evaluation of him by various football critics has become the source of Artest's almost collapse.

- Impulsive, irritable, and without the slightest ability to manage emotions, such a guy is a time bomb for instability on any team.

- After this season, if the Wizards lose the Finals, then maybe it's time to consider changing to a small forward, the former Pistons may be suitable for him, but this is no longer the era of the Pistons, and this guy's value will plummet.

- Haha, he hindered the last championship of the basketball god, guess what the league will do with him? This guy's career is over!

It doesn't matter if the scolding is made, but if it affects your worth, if you end your career because of it......

The more Artest thought about it, the more irritated he became, and he covered his head with the quilt.

Dingding, dingding......

The phone rang, and he didn't pay attention to it, it was probably the stupid woman from yesterday, and he didn't want to hear the stupid voice now.

Dingding, dingding......

But the bell kept ringing.

Artest suddenly became furious, suddenly lifted the quilt, and grabbed the phone.

"What to do?!" He roared into the phone that if that stupid woman dared to say something more than she shouldn't, he would rush out and strangle her right now!

"Hi, Ron." But it was Jordan's voice on the other end of the phone: "Are you at home?" ”

For Michael, Artest was extremely unhappy, and wanted to scold him back with a word of 'Fake Squid'.

The opponent's sentence on the field, 'If you can't do it, get down', is one of the reasons why he lost control of his emotions later, which led to all this.

But Artest also knows that this guy is not only his teammate, but also one of the bosses of the Wizards, and has unparalleled appeal in the league, if he is too impulsive, then maybe the media's prediction will really come true - his career is coming to an end!

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Well! He tried to calm his emotions and answered patiently.

"Huh." Jordan on the phone smiled and said, "Go to the window and take a look." ”

Artest frowned, not knowing what kind of medicine Jordan was selling in this stuffy gourd, but he still walked to the window and looked down.

His family rented a three-story villa, and from the second floor it was a lawn location, but at this time a pitch-black, Dodge Viper was parked.

Jordan, dressed in a white suit, leaned against the door of the supercar, looked at the window and made a phone call, smiling at him and saying, "Hi, bro! You know, God doesn't apologize, but God knows what's right and wrong. ”

"You weren't wrong yesterday, you just barely had motivation, and now I've brought your motivation with you, are you going to stay home and sleep well, or do you want to go out and drive your new sports car for a ride? See if it's supersonic fast or you're fast? ”

Artest opened his mouth slightly.

He looks at Jordan and the classic sports car below, and Artest's favorite thing is the Viper logo on the front of the car and the Viper lights, glaring at you like his own personality.

And its 8.0-liter V10 engine is even more muscular!

The 3.6-litre 911 is a younger brother in front of it, and the 5.7-litre Devil and the 5.5-litre Ferrari have to bow down in front of it!

The Dodge Viper, a classic of '89, is a classic representative of American supercars with a large displacement, and one of Artest's favorite models, he has mentioned this car in the team more than once, but he has never had the money to buy it.

Can ...... now

"Hey man, what are you doing?" Jordan rushed to the phone and said, "Do you still need me to send you the key myself?" ”

Artest laughed, and all the previous boredom and entanglement were swept away in an instant.

What kind of apology should be sincere and prostrate...... That's all bullshit.

Does God need to apologize?

God doesn't need to apologize, God can do whatever He wants.

Artest felt that he preferred it that way.

Who said that using money to apologize is an insult? If this is an insult, then Artest hopes that such insults can come more often!

"Lao Tzu's ceiling is more than supersound!" Artest said on the phone, and then ran towards the door in a hurry: "Hahaha, here!" ”

Jordan hung up, the corners of his mouth twitching slightly, and he laughed.

Discord within the Wizards? The Wizards don't have the money to compete for a championship? The Wizards have fallen apart?

Fuck you unscrupulous media.

Look, Lao Tzu can settle everything!

That first-year guy wants to replace himself, he's a hundred years early!

G2 belongs to the Wizards!

(End of chapter)