Chapter 273: This trick is called forbearance and humiliation!
Huasheng Group, in the office.
"Oh, you're lighter."
"It's already very light, and I don't even have any strength."
"Okay, okay, don't move, I'll do it myself."
"Two sons, don't make trouble"
"Why do you want to come and get involved?"
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When Zheng Jirong saw the scene in front of him, he couldn't help but ask with strange eyes: "When were you two injured by the Heavenly Remnant, why don't I know?" ”
Wu Dehui Li Chi, who was smearing each other with safflower oil on the sofa, smiled embarrassedly when he heard this: "No, boss, we were accidentally injured when we were fighting with you, don't believe it, our buttocks are now bruised and swollen."
"Thanks, no need."
Zheng Jirong shook his head helplessly, then walked to the floor-to-ceiling window, and looked thoughtfully at the direction of the previous battle with the Heavenly Remnant.
In fact, for him, if he really wants to go out and kill the heavenly remnants, there are many ways to do it.
Ambushed dozens of killers with submachine guns and machine guns, and shot down without dead ends, this bastard doesn't have a true qi body, even if he has a true spirit body, he has to die!
Or put a few time bombs in the place where he lives, and just press the button yourself, and send this old thing to heaven!
It's just that these methods are too big, and the people in the police department have been staring at him all the time, and if they catch him, he will inevitably have to go to the police station as a guest, which is really worth the loss.
But fortunately, he Zheng Jirong is not only strong in the background, but also has made friends with a lot of talented people in the rivers and lakes these days, this time he simply called them all, and staged a decent scene of besieging the leader of the Demon Sect on Hong Kong Island hundreds of years later!
He then looked at Wu Dehui and the others who were fighting, and said with a smile on his face: "Ah Hui Ah Chi, I am very satisfied with the two of you, from today onwards, you will be from my Huasheng Company." ”
"Huh?"
Wu Dehui and Li Chi glanced at each other in surprise, and then quickly got up and bowed, "Thank you, Brother Rong!" Thank you owner! We will not disappoint you! ”
"Yes, and my brother and I have watched your autobiographical movie more than once, boss, you are our idol!"
Zheng Jirong patted the two of them on the shoulder encouragingly, motioned for them to sit down, and said with a smile: "Don't worry about the sycophants first, I will talk about the arrangement of your position and salary." ”
"With your skills and martial arts, ordinary small staff is definitely not suitable for you, so I will leave you two senior consultant positions in Huasheng Escort Company, with an annual salary of 300,000 yuan each, and the company will allocate you with a car, and as long as you work for three years, you will be divided into two sets of thousand-foot mansions!"
"Satisfied?"
After listening to Zheng Jirong's words, Wu Dehui and Li Chi said incoherently excitedly: "Three or three hundred thousand still have a car? ”
"A thousand-foot mansion!"
"Satisfied, I can't be more satisfied!"
After the excitement, Wu Dehui, who had a relatively stable personality among the two, asked curiously: "Boss, what does a senior consultant do?" ”
"Oh, in fact, it's just a name, you go to the company every day to make a card, and then stay in the office to drink tea and read the newspaper, if you are bored, you can go to the playground for activities, and even pick up girls in the company."
"But there's a little bit of it."
Zheng Jirong pointed at the two of them and said: "It's okay to slack off in other aspects, but martial arts should be practiced for me every day, I will check your kung fu from time to time, if you don't improve, I will deduct your salary." ”
"Yay Sir!"
The two of them saluted seriously when they heard this, and the degree of unreliability was comparable to that of Ah Fei Aki.
However, Zheng Jirong himself didn't have much expectations for them, although these two brothers had decades of internal strength plus two rare magic skills in the world, but if they really fight, let alone Xu Xi and Xu Zhengyang, maybe they can't even beat the Wu Liushou brothers who have already practiced true qi.
But it's also a master who can release his true qi, and it's still worth spending hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to raise it.
This kind of special egg scattering will be useful one day.
After thinking about this, Zheng Jirong sat back on the sofa, bit a cigar and lit it in Li Chi's hand, and said lightly: "That Ah Hui Ah Chi."
"What does the boss command?"
"Since everyone is their own person, then I will say what I have to say", Zheng Jirong pointed out: "I am quite interested in the martial arts you used before, such as [Buddha is also angry] and [Triple Seven Spinning Slash]."
"Uh" Wu Dehui and Li Chi looked at each other and said: "Boss, our martial arts are useless, unlike the big guy, your toad skills, although they are a little ugly."
"Shut up!"
Zheng Jirong frowned unhappily, "Who told you that I was a toad?" I am the Buddhist's Golden Toad Divine Skill! ”
"This is the book handed down by Tang Seng after he finished taking the Western Scripture, which is much higher grade than the kung fu of the two of you!"
Li Chi touched his head when he heard this, and said: "Tang Seng is a golden cicada, not a golden toad, why did he pass on the golden toad gong?" ”
"Okay, okay, don't let me hear you discuss my martial arts in the future, otherwise I will deduct your two salaries for three months first!"
Zheng Jirong waved his hand to interrupt their words, and then said: "Actually, I understand what you think in your hearts, it's nothing more than that I'm worried that I won't need you two after I learn your cheats, but don't worry, I, Zheng Jirong, will never do a river to dismantle bridges and unload mills and kill donkeys, and I don't want it from you, I'll buy it!" ”
He pointed to the two of them and said seriously: "One million for one person, take out the cheats." ”
Wu Dehui and Li Chi were overjoyed when they heard this, and then untied their respective belts in front of Zheng Jirong.
"I'm talking about getting cheats, what are you guys doing here?!"
"It's just to get the cheats!"
After untying their belts, they reached under them and grabbed a handful, each pulling out a booklet with an old cover and yellowed paper
"Our brothers have been poor for so long, this cheat is the most valuable thing in our lives, of course, we have to keep it with us, boss, don't mind, we have underwear when we stuff it."
Don't you mind that!
Zheng Jirong waved his hand in disgust and sent them to the finance to get the check.
After they went out happily with their shoulders on their backs, Zheng Jirong put on rubber gloves and carefully looked through the cheats of the two.
The first thing he picked up was the [Seven Spinning Slash] practiced by Li Chi, he was very interested in this martial art of true qi release, don't look at it as if it was not powerful in Li Chi's hands, but if it was given to Zheng Jirong
"Gongzi Zheng, I think you can read the secret book of the [Rulai Divine Palm] first, although the [Seven Spins Slash] is extraordinary, but if you want to defeat the Heavenly Remnant, you can only use the [Ten Thousand Buddhas Dynasty Sect]."
How to forget these two women.
Zheng Jirong raised his eyes to look at Princess Yunluo and Xiaoman who were sitting in the corner, "Don't worry, in your time, the Heavenly Remnant may be very powerful, but now, his martial arts are not strong enough to be invincible in the world." ”
While looking through the cheats, he said: "On the way back, I have already called many masters, and if nothing happens, they will be able to arrive on Hong Kong Island tomorrow." ”
"Master?"
Yun Luo frowned and said: "With all due respect, almost all of the people I saw after I arrived on Hong Kong Island were ordinary people, not to mention masters, even those who practiced martial arts didn't see a few, I don't think you have the strength to deal with the Heavenly Remnant." ”
"You won't understand, just wait and see when the time comes"
After Zheng Jirong dropped a sentence, he didn't care about the two of them, and looked at the cheats in his hand intently, whether it was the cheats of [Seven Spins Slash] or [Rulai Divine Palm], they were very thin, and he finished them all in a few minutes.
After reading all these two kung fu, Zheng Jirong touched his chin with a strange expression, and he found that what was recorded in these two secret books was not a lot of magic skills at all, but just various uses of true qi.
For example, the Seven Spinning Slash is to compress the true qi into a blade shape, and then release it from the palm of the hand; The so-called [Buddha moves the mortal heart] is even more outrageous, and most of this trick is about how to shape the true qi into a loving heart, and then launch it from the heart.
Is Long Jianfei's profession a hero or a modeler?!
The only one that is a little useful to Zheng Jirong is the move [Buddha Laughing Jialuo], this trick is to spread the true qi through sound waves, if the enemy's internal strength is not enough, he will be upset at least and vomit blood to death.
It's a very good pretending technique.
As for what the [Ten Thousand Buddhas Dynasty Sect] is, the method of use is too harsh, and it also pays attention to the right time, place and people, and it is not of any use to him.
However, the two million dollars are still worth it, after all, others are still using their fists in fights these years, and they have begun to play with their true anger.
Far ahead, far ahead!
At this time, the Wu Dehui brothers, who went to the finance to receive the money, happily flicked the check in their hands and came back, and when they saw Zheng Jirong, they said excitedly: "Boss, you are really angry, it is really our blessing to be with you." ”
Zheng Jirong smiled, then raised his hand and motioned for them all to sit down.
"I've already arranged the hotel for you, you two brothers have a good rest tonight, nourish your true qi, the helper I called will be here tomorrow, and then we will go together to get rid of the heavenly remnants!"
Wu Dehui and the others were stunned when they heard this, and then asked tentatively: "Boss, that Heavenly Remnant martial arts is so high, our brothers don't seem to be able to help much." ”
"Yes, look at his crippled feet, wow, if my little body and Ah Hui are rubbed by him, they will definitely not die or be crippled, and we are ready to keep a useful body to repay the boss for your kindness!"
After listening to their words, Zheng Jirong raised his eyebrows and looked at them and said, "I didn't say that you should rush to the front, when the time comes, we will fight, and you two can just hide behind and send waves to harass and harass them." ”
The two were shocked, "Harassment is the most hateful, if this guy doesn't hold back, kick it over"
"It's a terrible serious injury, it's so easy to die!" Zheng Jirong said unhappily: "You two don't want to escape, do you?" ”
"No, no, no."
Wu Dehui and the others hurriedly shook their heads, and denied it with a sneering expression.
"It's good if you don't have it! Don't be afraid, I will protect you from afar, wait here, I will pour two glasses of wine for you both. ”
Just when Zheng Jirong turned around to go to the wine cabinet, Li Chi took advantage of everyone's inattention, he secretly picked up his true qi and raised his hand to slap it on his chest.
"Poof"
A mouthful of blood spurted out instantly!
Zheng Jirong turned his head and looked at it, and suddenly said in astonishment: "Ah Chi, what are you doing, even if you thank me, you don't have to spurt blood so exaggerated, right?" ”
"No, no, boss", Li Chi said with a pale face: "I seem to have gone a little crazy from practicing before, plus there are such exciting ups and downs today, so it's just boss, don't worry, I will definitely try my best to harass the heavens and the earth tomorrow." ”
"Forget it", Zheng Jirong looked at him and fell into Wu Dehui's arms and looked weak, and frowned: "If you go tomorrow like this, it will be a mess, so you can take care of your injuries." ”
Li Chi shook his head solemnly and was about to say something, Zheng Jirong's mobile phone suddenly rang, and after he went out to answer the phone, Li Chi's expression was relieved and he let out a sigh of relief.
"Ah Chi, don't scare me, are you really crazy?"
"Hmph", Li Chi glanced at Wu Dehui disdainfully, patted his chest and said proudly: "This trick is called forbearance and humiliation!" What is it to spit out a mouthful of blood! ”
Wu Dehui nodded clearly, and was about to condemn him for a few words, when he suddenly said in horror: "Ah Chi, why are your ears spurting blood again!" ”
Li Chi was shocked when he heard this, and then pretended to be calm and said: "Don't be in a hurry, it's said in the cheats, I just need to click on my Quchi and the two acupoints of the Disease Palace, and the blood will stop immediately!" ”
Sure enough, after Li Chi finished clicking on the acupuncture points, the blood spurting out of his ears immediately stopped.
Wu Dehui, Yun Luo and the others in the room were relieved when they saw this, and then they all looked at Li Chi with disdain, in order not to deal with the Heavenly Remnant, this bastard is really hard enough.
It's just that before they could relax for long, two more pillars of blood spurted out of Li Chi's nose!
"Holy!"
Li Chi shouted in despair: "Is there a mistake, if you get a palm on your chest, why is your whole body spurting blood!" ”
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Wet a little, scolded
(End of chapter)