Chapter 78: Sister Zhou, is mouthwash any good?

Some people may be curious, when did the official scale become so large? Can this kind of line also be broadcast?

In fact, only you can't think of it, there's nothing they can't do!

In order to help S7 and let Riot see the potential of the LPL, they did everything for this rematch!

Fans may not feel the meaning behind this wave of official operations, and if they knew, they would definitely shout: Long live understanding!

Too much! Too much capital!

This rematch between EDG and RNG is like setting the tone for this summer tournament.

This is the second collision between two extreme teams with different understandings of the version, and both teams come with quite a terrible flow of their own.

As long as the ratings and attendance of this battle come up, these capitals will not hesitate to pour their capital into the S7 World Championship!

Therefore, even if it will cause some bad effects, they firmly believe that they are not wrong in doing so!

In fact, the official blog is right!

This rematch between EDG and RNG, not to mention the attendance, has already sold out two days in advance!

The scalpers even doubled the price of tickets, and even so, it was still hard to find a ticket.

There is no doubt that this rematch will likely be the most watched match of the Summer Season so far!

For this reason, the players on both sides are full of pressure, and it is considered that you can fall asleep.

Night, at one o'clock in the morning, EDG Esports Club.

Sister Kong, Xiao Zhao and the others have not yet fallen asleep, desperately trying to improve their competitive state in front of the flickering computer screen.

Playing RNG, he and Xiao Zhao's pair of lower lane combinations are under the greatest pressure, and they are also well aware of their mission and dare not delay for a moment.

On the other side, in the lounge, there is a completely different scenery.

"Poof, hahaha! It looks like a draw! Zhuang Tian suddenly laughed.

The factory director glanced at the endgame on the chessboard and smiled: "It really seems to be a draw." You can also play a draw here, hey."

The factory director couldn't sleep, and wanted to play chess with Zhuang Tianxia to relax his mood, but he didn't expect to play a draw, which made him even more upset.

"Hahahaha."

Zhuang Tian laughed again, which made the factory director very puzzled: "No. It's just a chess draw, and you haven't won, what are you laughing at? ”

Zhuang Tian clutched his stomach and said, "This chess game reminds me of the game I played with your father in the park. ”

The factory director was even more puzzled: "My father? ”

Zhuang Tian: "Yes! I met your dad in the park that day, and he dragged me to play chess, and in the end we both ended up in a draw. I was eaten only by Shi, and your father was killed by me only Xiang. Neither of us will accept the other, and neither of us will admit defeat. So I'm your father, and your father is like me. I am your father, your father is like me, and it is difficult to kill it. In the end, passers-by stopped the fight. ”

The factory director didn't understand what this meant at first, until he suddenly had an epiphany, and stood up directly and overturned the chessboard!

Factory director: "You are really unqualified!" With that, get up and leave.

Zhuang Tian asked, "Where are you going?" ”

The director replied: "Pee." ”

Zhuang Tian fought back: "You are really unqualified!" ”

The director was speechless; "It's not. Why am I not qualified when I pee? ”

Zhuang Tian: "It's too vulgar to say peeing!" Not at all indecent! ”

With that, Zhuang Tian also got up and walked out.

The factory director hurriedly asked, "Where are you going?" ”

Zhuang Tian: "I'll go and meet my brother." ”

The factory director was speechless for a moment: "Cattle batch!" I would call you King Ya! ”

The women's toilet is just a toilet, and the men's toilet is sometimes a martial arts arena!

Zhuang Tian and the factory director were side by side, and Zhuang Tian suddenly asked, "Factory director, how long have you been single?" ”

Director: "What? ”

Zhuang Tian: "It's okay, just ask." ”

Director: "Oh, 24. ”

Zhuang Tian: "Less than a month? ”

The director of the factory tilted his head: "24 years." ”

This time it was Zhuang Tian's turn to be surprised: "The mother is single?" Then I'm really anxious for you, except for the game to play well, there is no advantage at all! ”

The factory director looked at Zhuang Tian's ill-intentioned eyes, and hurriedly lifted his pants: "Why aren't you worried about tomorrow's game, why are you worried about me!" Where are you looking! ”

Zhuang Tian smiled disdainfully and said, "Worried? It's them who should be worried! ”

As he spoke, the eyes of the two of them invariably revealed confidence!

What does it mean to have your back against a big tree to enjoy the shade? The factory director finally realized it this season!

Big brother in the team? Whoever loves to do it, who does it!

He Mingkai! Born to be a little brother!

After half a lifetime of occupation, the factory director finally realized this season!

He summed up his entire career and found that he was not the material to be a big brother at all.

In the early days at WE, I had teammates like Smile, Strawberry, and Big Nose to support me.

Later, after coming to EDG, he relied purely on the play of Kimchi Daddy

It turns out that he has never really been C for a whole season, but has been relying on these talents to get ahead.

is at the end of his career, what big brother position are he still fighting for?

The future belongs to young people like Zhuang Tian! I just need to be a thigh pendant for them and let them C!

As long as you are positioned accurately, it is not difficult to play professionally at all!

EDG's recent winning streak is a testament to that!

"Young Master.. Then tomorrow will be up to you! ”

On July 5th, Huaxia time, at the Shenzhen Sports Competition Center, the rematch between EDG and RNG officially kicked off!

Today's scene is full of murderous atmosphere.

Fans on both sides consciously found their own camp to sit down, and until then, the atmosphere will not take a breath.

"Brothers, it's terrifying! I'm there right now, and the fans on both sides feel like they're getting started! It's so grumpy! ”

Deyunse's two pillars, Xiaoxiao and Sika, also came to the scene today and started the live broadcast in advance at the scene.

Of course, the scene is not as exaggerated as they say, but on the barrage in their live broadcast room, fans on both sides have indeed pinched up.

At this time, there was a barrage and asked: "Xiaoxiao, who are you standing on today?" ”

Smile: "Me? Of course, I chose to stand by the grave of EDG! I'm at odds with Smelly Mouth! ”

Xiaoxiao showed off her IQ and was quickly drowned out by the saliva of EDG's fans.

"It's not the same as the stinky mouth? You're so embarrassed to say it! ”

"If you want to bury your stinky mouth, the first one will bury you!"

"Tell a joke, Deyunse criticizes others for not having quality!"

"How can you still bring pets into the venue? How can there be a dog? ”

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While talking, the coefficient of the players on both sides appears!

Without a second word, it entered the stage of debugging equipment on the field, and no one looked at anyone.

Both sides are afraid that they will PK before the game if they look at each other more.

At the same time, the three hosts who are responsible for today's live commentary are also ready to enter the opening mode.

"Hello everyone, I'm today's commentary doll."

"I'm Miller."

"I'm Zhou Shuyi."

As a guest in control of the audience and a vase on the commentary seat, Sister Zhou's role is to set off the atmosphere.

The Haier brothers and Sister Zhou are very good friends in private, so it's very casual to joke, and they will make fun of Sister Zhou when they come up.

"I have the honor to be with Sister Zhou today, and I want to ask Sister Zhou. Is mouthwash any good? ”

Sister Zhou's scale is also very large, and she opened her mouth to come: "What? Would you like to smell it? ”

(End of chapter)