Chapter 406 (I have returned to Hong Kong to ask for subscription) I have long seen through your heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys!!
Mong Kok, and Luen Shing Heung Tong.
The ancestral hall, which was originally solemn and solemn, is now decorated differently.
It is surrounded by a white curtain as white as snow, and in the center, the statue of Guan Erye stands majestically, and next to it hangs a huge black and white photo belonging to Zheng Jirong.
"Brother Rong! Why are you just leaving, my brother Rong! ”
Tie Dan knelt in front of this "posthumous photo", and wailed with tears in his eyes: "Young man, my brother Rong! You're gone, let me have the courage to do it~live~ Eh!! ”
"You said that this good life is being lived, how can you just say and leave!"
"You said that you made your sisters-in-law and brothers suffer from this, and you wash your face with tears every day!"
When Tie Dan heard this, he immediately pretended to be displeased and said: "Brother Rong has suffered misfortune, how can you let me be in the mood to eat!" Cash it out! ”
"Don't worry, the iron courage, this matter is on us, we will immediately find a first-class master to make it!" The surrounding merchants immediately patted their chests and agreed.
"How dare I!" Iron gall responded with a trembling voice.
"So what's going on?!"
"Iron Guts!"
At the door of the lobby, Zheng Jirong glared at this kid with a blue face, "You are finally worthy of me!" ”
"Boss"
Zheng Jirong, who had been hiding outside and watching the play for a long time, pointed at him and scolded angrily: "Loyalty, you still dare to curse me to death?!" I have long seen through your heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys! You want to sit in my place, don't you?! ”
Tie Dan frowned and explained: "People are most afraid of three long and two short, and incense is the most taboo of two short and one long!" If this incense comes out of the house, someone must be mourned! ”
"Are you faithful?"
"Brother Iron Courage", at this time, a merchant sitting at the head of the business came up and sighed lightly: "People can't be resurrected after death, they have to mourn and change, I will hold a banquet at Fulinmen tonight, I hope Brother Iron Courage can come with a face." ”
He also wanted Brother Rong to come back, but this chance really made him unconfident.
Zheng Jirong's eyes narrowed slightly: "You mean it really? ”
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Seeing this, Tie Dan didn't care about them, and when he thought that he could make a lot of money again, he shook his head and sang as he walked: "I don't know what year and month I will get what I want!" Get. Get what you want. Gotta get it. Get what you want.. Gotta be."
"Well, so what?" Tie Dan shook his head and said, "Brother Rong is gone, there is no point in saying anything." ”
"Sideburner"
The voice of the little brother talking here, Tie Gu naturally can't hear it, and now he looks at the black and white photo of his own boss on the top, and he only feels a sadness in his heart.
Tie Dan eagerly defended, hugged Zheng Jirong's legs tightly with both hands, and cried: "You see that you have so many little brothers, in the end, I am the only one who loyally organizes your funeral, like Ah Yi, they are all thinking about how to set up their own door!" ”
The younger brothers looked at each other when they heard this, and then said cautiously: "By the way, boss, today is the 14th, which is the day to pay money to the company, Brother Yi and Brother Left They said that you will be invited to play the side stove tonight, do you want to go?" ”
"Brother Rong Rong Rong !!"
Tie Dan nodded with satisfaction, and then said to the other merchants: "With Brother Rong's status, we must bury him in a grand manner, and we must find a golden coffin, a golden silk robe, and a golden basin to wash our hands."
"No, big brother, Lao Ding is just missing, not dead, maybe when he will come back." The little brother scratched his head when he heard the words and replied.
"I'm also kind to this, Brother Rong!"
After dropping this sentence, he dusted off his clothes and re-applied a stick of incense, and then led his men out to the location of the lobby outside, which was already full of many merchants in Mong Kok, all of whom heard that he was going to pay tribute to Brother Rong today, and came here on purpose.
Seeing them, Tie Gulian's face instantly reappeared with a look of grief.
On the day that Brother Rong disappeared, he and Ah Yi and others took a gun to the head of the old man Yan and asked the ins and outs of the matter.
"A good minister has to meet the master, and from that moment I firmly believe that as long as I follow the man in front of me, Hong Kong Island will always have a place for me in the future!"
"That feeling is like Zhao Zilong meeting Liu Bei, Guan Zhong meeting Qi Henggong!"
Shaking his head, Tie Gu picked up the burned incense and was about to insert it into the stove in front of the posthumous photo, but as soon as he picked up the incense, he sighed again: "Look at this incense! ”
"Alas, there are many things you don't know, and no matter how much you tell you, you won't understand." Iron Courage sighed and preached.
"Alas, these are all things that I, the head horse, should do", Tie Dan then said with a tangled face: "But I am such a decent person, it is too difficult for me to find ten or eight beautiful women to sleep with me!" ”
"With a little brother like you, how can I, who is a big brother, not come back!"
When the younger brothers heard this, they gave a thumbs up and exclaimed: "Boss, your intuition at that time was right, now we and Liansheng are the largest gang on Hong Kong Island, and they are second to none in Asia." ”
He shook his head and said, "It seems that Brother Rong has really encountered an accident nine times out of ten, it is really a creation and a trick!" ”
Tie Dan got up from the ground with the support of his younger brother, and then put the incense in his hand on the candle and lit it, recalling and preaching while burning: "I think when I first saw Brother Rong on Da Nan Street, I was still the subordinate of the dead ghost of Dakoujiu, but the first time I saw Brother Rong, I was shocked! ”
The merchant was stunned for a moment, and then nodded hurriedly and said, "Understood!" ”
"Alas, Brother Rong's life is hard!"
Zheng Jirong pointed his finger at the incense hall that was dressed up like the mourning hall, "Damn, it's a big black and white photo, I'm afraid that others won't know that I'm dead, right?" ”
Boss, why don't you just leave without passing me the location of the person talking to me first!
Thinking that in the future, he might have to compete with Sonny, the left hand of Ah Yi, for the position of the talker, Tie Dan's heart became more and more sad, and his eyes couldn't help but redden.
Tie Dan rubbed his eyes, and when he saw that the man with an angry face in front of him was Zheng Jirong, his eyes instantly turned red, and he rushed forward excitedly, and said in a choked voice: "God really has eyes!" Brother Rong, you're really back! ”
Smack——!
Looking at the surprised and happy iron courage in front of him, Zheng Jirong raised his hand without hesitation and slapped it, and the crisp sound echoed in the air, and then he still seemed to be puzzled, and raised his hand to slap this kid.
"The old man has a good life, everyone is gone, and there are such loyal subordinates as Brother Tie Guts!"
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"If you can hear it down there, just reply to me! I'm your closest brother, Iron Guts! ”
Tie Guts, who had been slapped twice in succession, was suddenly stunned, and after relieving himself, he quickly knelt on the ground, hugged Zheng Jirong's legs tightly with both hands, and cried: "Brother Rong, you misunderstood, I have a hard time, you always know that I am the most loyal to you!" ”
The merchants were speechless.
"Self-reliant portal."
After thinking about it, Tie Dan shook his head and said, "Forget it, I think it's better to cash out!" ”
Such a sincere cry and mourning instantly infected the little brother who was watching on the sidelines.
Iron Courage snorted coldly, "Go!" Of course you have to go! These bastards, Brother Rong can't wait to jump out after just a month of leaving, I want to see what tricks they want to play! ”
"This brave boss is really thoughtful, I think Mr. Zheng will be greatly moved if he knows underground!"
At this time, the little brother next to him came over with a bouquet of incense, "It's almost time to cry, let's put incense on the old man first." ”
The little brothers around him hurriedly made up, looked at the incense in his hand and wondered, "What's wrong with the incense?" ”
"Who said it wasn't, when you heard this, you knew that you were crying big brother, and those who didn't know thought it was our brother Tie Guts' father who died!"
"That's right!" He then pointed to everyone seriously: "Brother Rong liked beautiful women the most when he was alive, maybe he will come to me with a dream, and I don't know what to find to accompany him, so I have to trouble you to find ten or eight beautiful women to sleep with me at night!" ”
"Yes", Tie Dan nodded hurriedly, and said with a serious face, "They also asked me to have dinner at night, and nine times out of ten they are going to discuss this matter with me, and I am thinking of taking someone to clean them up!" ”
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(End of chapter)