Chapter 33: Grandson Below, Do You Know Your Grandfather?
Before Li Jianguo could answer, he saw the body of the Great Sage...... Something noticeable has changed.
The otherwise loose T-shirt was slowly becoming crowded, and something under the T-shirt seemed to be rapidly expanding.
The Great Sage immediately threw down his gloves.
Fine fluff grew on the back of Bai Jing's hand, and the fluff was still growing rapidly, and in just a few seconds, it turned into a golden thick hair.
This outfit immediately became cramped, and the Great Sage took off his clothes clean.
The golden fluff is properly covered on the sturdy body of the Great Sage, the color is bright, the texture is soft, and it seems that there is a milky fragrance that quacks to the ground!
The Great Sage looked at the changes in his body with a surprised expression, and then raised his head and looked at Li Jianguo: "This is ...... What did you do? ”
"Uh...... Great Sage, this ...... I can explain ......"
The Great Sage walked quickly to Li Jianguo's side, wrapped his arms around Li Jianguo's neck, and said excitedly: "It's worthy of you!" I can still see at a glance that I am troubled, how did you prepare the medicine in the mineral water bottle in advance, how do you know that I will definitely drink it? ”
Li Jianguo was almost strangled out of breath.
Black and white impermanence also happily embraced the two of them, and the conference room was suddenly filled with a peaceful and joyful atmosphere.
Bao Zheng, who knew nothing, seemed a little out of place.
How would he know that the Great Sage has been suffering from hair removal over the years?
……
After a while, several people sat down again, and the great sage sat on the chair and talked about his hair removal experience over the years:
The Great Sage is one of the four great monkeys of the Three Realms - the Lingming Stone Monkey, who was born as a product of the creation of heaven and earth. After coming back, he stayed in Mount Emei, and he was also at ease. Two or three hundred years ago, by the Erlang God and other old friends, the end of the retreat out of the world to travel the world, I don't know whether it is not adapted to the soil or environmental pollution, the hair on the body began to fall one by one, to yesterday, in addition to the circle of hair on the head is still there, the other hair has fallen out!
The Great Sage was nervous.
Because of the 84,000 hairs on his body, he and himself are good comrades-in-arms who have lived together for many years.
In addition, the Great Sage is the "Monkey King", and the Monkey King has become the hairless Monkey King, isn't this a joke?
The Great Sage was also embarrassed to ask the immortals again, asking for an antidote, if those Heavenly Realm bigwigs knew what they were like now, they would have to be a joke for a lifetime.
Since then, Daishoning has attached great importance to physical protection and will never stay in environmentally polluted places. Don't get drenched in unnecessary rain, don't rain polluted seas, visit all over the famous rivers and mountains in the sun, just seek a good medicine.
So many years have passed, and there is no way.
The Great Sage is even more secluded, and every time he goes out, he has to cover himself tightly.
……
Speaking of this, the Great Sage was even about to burst into tears, and several people next to him were also moved by the hearer, and the listener was in tears.
Li Jianguo was speechless.
Okay, well, my thousand-year-old opportunity to become an immortal and wash the marrow of the I Ching was used by you to irrigate those handfuls of monkey hair on your body, right?
Why don't I cure the hair removal on your body with this water, this is the elixir that Zhen Yuanzi refined to bring the dead trees back to life, isn't it easy to treat the few clogged pores on your body?
Li Jianguo finally understood what luck was.
When the Great Sage first became famous, he made a mistake, ate a 10,000-year-old peach, drank jade liquid elixir, and rolled up a few pots of elixir from Lao Jun, each of which made his cultivation soar, locked in the alchemy furnace for 7749 days, and unlocked the passive skill of the fiery eye.
Now that I have just met, I have swept away my nine deaths and obtained the "Hair Growth Divine Water", and he has been cured of his hair loss for many years!
This is Allah's horn treatment!
On the other hand, he finally took a bottle of immortal treasure, and just covered it in his arms, he made a wedding dress for others.
Not to mention that now, the titular death trial officer, is actually someone else's substitute ghost......
People are more angry than people.
……
There was some restlessness outside the house, which obviously affected the sensationalism of the Great Sage, and he immediately refreshed his voice, and in the blink of an eye, he became that iron-clad legendary tough guy again.
Sure enough, within two seconds, a dark messenger outside rushed in: "Lord Bao, it's not good!" The brothers we led to No. 15 Wen'an Hutong were all overturned, and now the conflict is still expanding, do you want to ...... Why is there a naked monkey squatting on a chair here? ”
This chagrin will soon pay the price for his momentary aphasia.
…… At least it should have been a price.
Fortunately, the Great Sage is in a good mood today.
Even overjoyed: "Finally, everyone can see that I am a heroic monkey when they look at my nakedness, before I was said to be a mighty and majestic muscular man, as soon as I went out, there were a bunch of human men and women who threw me flattering eyes every day, annoyed to death!" ”
Li Jianguo thought about the difference between a muscular hunk and a naked monkey in his heart, and recalled the difference between the green jade hands of the Great Sage just now and the humble hairy hands now, and suddenly understood that from a human perspective, the Monkey King after hair removal must be more like a human's dream monkey, right?
That's right, after all, monkeys don't have the same aesthetic as humans.
……
Anyway, what did the underworld say just now, someone was overturned, right, No. 15 Wen'an Hutong......
Wait a minute.
Li Jianguo suddenly reacted, No. 15 Wen'an Hutong, wasn't that the temporary command post before Cui Ling?
Oh! Right!
At that time, I transferred the big stone brother to the front yard, and then slipped away!
Cui Ling said that it was all about mastering Jun Neng and Niu Tou Ma Mian to break his wrists......
Li Jianguo stood up suddenly, "Are you guys fighting with a big rock?" ”
Hades took his eyes off the naked monkey with difficulty:
"Stones? No, no, no, it's a mountain! ”
The Great Sage laughed: "Now there are still stones into essence, so how can it be regarded as my distant brother, just right, in a good mood, I will accompany you for a walk!" ”
Seeing that the Great Sage was about to get up and walk out, Bai Wuchang hurriedly pulled the Great Sage back:
"Great Sage, you...... Just go out? …… Naked? ”
The Great Sage glanced at his body and smiled with a little regret: "It's a pity to cover up such thick hair." Well, then according to your customs in Hades, and according to the way I first came to Hades, wear whatever you want! ”
The Great Sage's body shook, and in an instant, a golden light like a mosaic flashed!
When I opened my eyes again, the chain golden armor, the phoenix wings purple gold crown, and the lotus silk steps were already worn on the body! As soon as he stretched out his hand, the Ruyi golden hoop stick was held in his hand in an instant.
Monkey king!
The Great Sage looked at the outfit on his body with satisfaction, one flew away, and spun out of the mansion, and before everyone could react, only the Great Sage was left in the conference room with an impassioned sentence:
"Cool!"
……
When Li Jianguo and the others hurriedly followed one of the Great Sage's heels to the scene, they saw a huge rock several stories high slapping the surrounding buildings indiscriminately, and shouted loudly:
"Defend Venerable Venerable to the death!"
It seems that he doesn't know that His Holiness is no longer in the backyard behind him.
This scale is much larger than when Li Jianguo saw it, could it be that the stone monster could absorb the stones beside him as raw materials for his own growth?
The Great Sage was on the cloud above the stone monster's head, staring at the stone monster below while tsking, thinking to himself:
The stone is a good stone, but unfortunately no one carves it, and the more it grows, the less it becomes a weapon.
So the great sage put away the golden rod and shouted loudly:
"Grandson below, do you know your grandfather?"
The sound is like a ringing of the remix, like a bell, turning back and forth, and the force penetrates the back of the paper.
All of a sudden, the entire underworld seemed to hear someone scolding their grandson.
Everyone was shocked.
Great Sage ...... Why did you just scold it?
The stone monster threw away the courtyard walls in his hand, turned his head, and struggled to find the source of the sound, and after a long time, he found the dazzling little man in the clouds.
His eyes immediately opened wide and wide, and he muttered a little unconfidently:
"Master Zu?"
The Great Sage pressed the cloud head, flew in front of the stone monster, touched the forehead several times larger than his body with his hand, and laughed:
"It's a shame that you still recognize me, this ancestral master! Quick, change back! ”
The stone monster, who was still depressed just now, obediently put down the things in his hand, obediently retracted his body, and became the size of the first meeting with Li Jianguo, and was meekly stroked by the Great Sage.
Everyone was amazed: With a single sentence from the Great Sage, he actually subdued the stone monster of Wanfu Modang?
Where did they think that the Great Sage was also a stone monster, and he was inextricably linked with the stone monsters, and it was not an exaggeration to say that he was the ancestor of the stone monsters; Coupled with the great sage's prestige, he has long been regarded as an object of worship and admiration among the stone monsters!
The Great Sage stroked the small words engraved on the stone monster's face with a little distress, and scolded in his mouth:
"These beasts, obviously he hasn't developed yet, so they dragged him out, and carved so many words with the help of the seedlings, obviously as long as he was allowed to develop for a while, he would be able to remember things by himself! Is it just to be able to control him forever? ”
Li Jianguo and the others quietly approached, watching from a distance as the Great Sage caressed the mottled little braincase of the stone monster with pity.
The Great Sage found a line of small letters on the top of the stone monster's head:
“…… Be faithful to your duties and always obey His Holiness. ”
I saw that the great sage took out the golden hoop stick and said to the stone monster;
"Well, bear with the pain, I'll give you your restraints."
The stone monster was a little scared, but thinking that it was Master Zu who personally operated on him, he nodded obediently.
With a flick of the Great Sage's fingers, the golden hoop rod turned into a small file, and as soon as he raised his hand, the small characters disappeared immediately under the file.
The Great Sage did not stop, but meticulously filed every word on the top of the stone monster's head and gave him back the stone as it was.
Eyes, mouth, ears...... After all the senses of the stone monster were removed, it collapsed into the arms of the Great Sage.
The Great Sage gently patted the stone monster's solid back, and then continued to remove every word from the stone monster's body.
After that, the Great Sage picked up the stone monster, posed for him, and asked him to sit cross-legged, and then approached the stone monster's forehead, and blew fairy qi on the stone monster's bare head.
The stones on the stone monster's head shook, and it didn't take long for the stone monster to grow eyes, ears, mouth, and a nose that had never been there before!
The stone monster stretched out his hands, looked at his current self with a look of surprise, and then cast a grateful look at the great sage in front of him.
The Great Sage also sat down cross-legged and said solemnly to the stone monster:
"Grandson, Master Zu has nothing to teach you, but you have to remember that we, the stone spirits, are born free, don't be bound by anyone, don't become anyone's vassals! Just like I did back then, whoever wants to control us will do it with him to the end! You're my Monkey King's grandson, understand! ”
The stone monster nodded vigorously: "Master Zu, I understand!" ”
The Great Sage stood up and patted the stone monster on the shoulder: "You haven't cultivated enough, you can't transform yet, I just gave you some eyes, mouth, ears and nose, it's a little rougher, but it's enough." What about the Three Realms, you have to listen to it, see it, and realize it yourself, and accumulate cultivation by yourself. I've set you free, and it's up to you how you live next. However, if you have any wishes for a meeting, you can tell me. Of course, it is not possible to realize two theories. ”
The stone monster blinked with fresh eyes, also stood up, turned his innocent little head, and caught a glimpse of Li Jianguo, who was watching:
"Master Zu, I want that person - Li Jianguo. Hey, hey, you're in control! ”