Chapter 41: Mission: The Tongue Wars Demolish the Palace
The already scorching situation suddenly became tense.
In order to prevent them from settling themselves all at once, Li Jianguo immediately added a sentence with righteousness and awe:
"Demolishing the Hades Palace is the right way to save the Hades crisis!"
The Hades Kings looked at each other, not knowing what kind of medicine Li Jianguo was selling in the gourd, and after a moment of silence, King Qin Guang frowned and asked Li Jianguo:
"Master Li, do you know...... What is the significance and role of Hades' Palace in Hades? ”
Li Jianguo measured his head slightly, and his eyes were aggressive: "King Qin Guang, please speak." ”
"Hades Palace is the spokesperson of Hades. It is the political, economic, and administrative center of Hades, and from a certain point of view, it is the same as our Ten Halls Hades, which is Hades itself. Just as the successive emperors of the yang world have their own palaces, the Hades Palace is also the representative of the royal power of the Hades, and now you say that you want to demolish the Hades Palace, which is simply unheard of, if so, where is the majesty of our Hades? Where is the face of the whole Hades? If you are really determined to demolish the palace of Hades, are you not preparing to kill us? ”
Li Jianguo sneered.
I haven't thought of how to reply yet.
Another sneer.
Or not.
Li Jianguo simply laughed.
While laughing, he tensed every nerve and began to think hard, the inside of his head began to crunch like a gear in disrepair, and Li Jianguo could even smell the burning smell of the synapses starting to smoke!
Think about it, Li Jianguo, open your mouth! Say something!
The Immortal Kings were terrified.
What's wrong...... What's the matter, not only is the heart and eyes broken, but also the brain?
Li Jianguo couldn't stop laughing, because he had to take a breath.
Li Jianguo put away his laughter, took a sharp breath, looked at King Qin Guang again, and said sharply:
"That's a mistake!"
"Well, what do you mean by that?"
Li Jianguo glanced at the water in the teacup on the table.
Forget it, say what you see.
"King Qin Guang, look, it's like this water."
King Qin Guang nodded, looked at the water in the teacup, puzzled, and looked at Li Jianguo again, waiting for Li Jianguo to continue.
"This water, well, yes, that's it."
"What?"
Li Jianguo was stunned.
Why, I can't understand what I mean this time?
The eyes of the Hades King were like high-pressure water guns, and Li Jianguo's reason was swept away, Li Jianguo gritted his teeth, hardened his head, and said a few words casually:
"Water, the mother of all things, we are all born from the ocean, and the ocean is our mother. It turned out that we were very afraid of the water and couldn't conquer the sea, but then a few people learned to swim, and I studied it in college. At that time, we had a total of 12 swimming lessons, 4 boys, 8 girls, we started learning in the second year, at that time in the southern city, there was a lot of rain in summer, there was no air conditioning, and then there was air conditioning at work, but I was reluctant to open it, and the electricity was expensive......"
Li Jianguo's words were a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, pulling all the Hades kings to turn their heads dizzy.
But in an instant, it seemed that the knowledge of the entire universe was shining with starlight, and was poured into Li Jianguo's head by a huge funnel, and his eyes lit up, and he finally found a breakthrough!
"The electricity is expensive, so I have to buy an electric fan by myself and turn on a gear to relieve the heat...... Then, water can carry a boat and it can also capsize a boat, so we need to pay attention to the importance of water! ”
The Hades Kings were following Li Jianguo's narration in a daze just now, and they were spinning deep and shallow in the quagmire of his memory. Li Jianguo's sudden turn, the Hades couldn't stop the car at all, and they were thrown out of Li Jianguo's logic one after another.
"Ah...... How did you get back to the water? ”
"Water can carry a boat, but it can also capsize a boat...... Well...... So? ”
Li Jianguo straightened out his thinking, and he had eight points of confidence in speaking, and with the help of his experience as a tour guide in the yang world, he immediately began to talk eloquently:
"Water can carry a boat, but it can also capsize a boat, which is what tells us the importance of public opinion. Ladies and gentlemen, what you just said that 'Hades is the face of Hades, and Hades' is Hades itself,' is very dangerous. ”
Obviously, the Immortal King did not agree, after all, it was not only about his own well-being, but also about his own address. King Chu Jiang looked up at Li Jianguo, and replied coldly: "Not necessarily, but Lord Li, he will definitely demolish the Hades Palace at this juncture, this is the most dangerous." ”
In the conference room, there was a sudden tension.
Li Jianguo looked at the expressions of the Hades kings, and understood in his heart that the Hades kings did not agree to demolish the Hades Palace.
Also, as a leader, it's good that I didn't let you repair the Hades Palace for me first, and you still want to demolish my Hades Palace? Do you really treat a tiger as a sick cat?
But Li Jianguo has no way out, he must now convince all the Hades kings in order to clear his suspicion of collaborating with the enemy, looking at the iron-blue faces of the Hades kings, Li Jianguo also understands that he is about to start a tongue battle against the kings.
Somehow, Li Jianguo suddenly rose full of pride, and a fire in his chest burned.
I used to go to a meeting and run for more than an hour, but today, even if I work hard for my two legs for half a day, I can't back down.
Come on!
Hades' Palace! I'm done!
I said it! The Jade Emperor can't protect you!
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King Qin Guang of the first hall first attacked: "After all, the Hades Palace is a symbol of the royal power and majesty of the Hades, if it is really demolished, how can the face of the Hades remain?" ”
Li Jianguo looked at King Qin Guang and said calmly: "King Qin Guang, forgive me for calling you Jiang Shan Jiang Ziwen, you were born in the late Han Dynasty, and you must know about the fall of the Qin and Han dynasties." Qin has a room, Han has three palaces, all of which are majestic and magnificent, crowning the first generation, and can be called the representative of the peak of royal power. But now that Ah Fang has become a scorched earth, and the three palaces have turned into rubble, how can the so-called royal power be eternal, and how can it be worthy of the people's wishes? Sacrificing the hearts of the people to pursue royal power is putting the cart before the horse. Before you became a god, you also encouraged the residents of Jiangdong to worship and worship for you, you know the importance of the people's heart, I think you must not forget your original intention now, right? ”
King Qin Guang's face was full of shame and speechless, so he had to shut up.
One win.
Followed by the second hall of King Chujiang: "Now that the Hades Mansion is eventful, it doesn't matter if the Hades Palace is demolished, but our staff and entourage are numerous, and if they are demolished, they won't be able to find a suitable place to work......"
Li Jianguo immediately replied: "What King Chu Jiang said is extremely true, and this also confirms the situation of the bureaucracy and redundancy in the palace of the Hades King, we can completely gather all the staff and entourage to form a set of teams from ten sets of teams, and unified management is more efficient than separate management, and it is also more convenient for policy implementation and implementation." Streamlining personnel, killing two birds with one stone, the merit is in the present generation, and the benefit is in the future. When the time comes, your name will be the first thing to bear the brunt of the credit! ”
King Chu Jiang was speechless for a moment, and he was also said to have lost his temper.
Two wins.
Emperor Song of the Third Hall immediately followed: "This is a mistake, we have a large number of personnel, even if we form a team, there must be many people who will be squeezed down, if these people can't be properly settled, once they become unstable elements in the underworld, then the consequences will be unimaginable." ”
Li Jianguo was calm: "I have already thought of a place for them, and Emperor Song doesn't have to worry." In addition, the Rank Hades must also understand that your retinue, no matter what they say on the surface, they are not specifically to serve you, they are still interested in the position and treatment of civil servants. As long as the treatment remains the same, they must have no complaints. ”
Emperor Song wanted to refute something, but he couldn't find any point to refute, so he had to give up.
Three wins.
The official king of the fourth hall: "You don't have to hide it, you said that you have thought of a place for them, but it doesn't hurt to say it, otherwise we don't know if you really considered this matter." In addition, you must know that demolition requires a lot of manpower, material and financial resources, and now let's demolish the palace of the Hades, isn't this the fate of the Hades Palace? ”
Li Jianguo: "No, on the contrary, this is saving the life of Hades!" Now that it is affected by disasters everywhere, there is a shortage of materials for the reconstruction of the Hades, and the Hades Palace is magnificent, and the various brick and tile materials obtained by demolishing the Hades Palace can meet the reconstruction needs of the Hades in a short time. As long as the palace of Hades is demolished, firstly, the progress of the reconstruction of Hades will be greatly advanced, and secondly, the residents of Hades will definitely be grateful to the Hades. ”
The official king was dumbfounded, so he had to stop talking, lowered his head and muttered alone: "Good boy, TM really thinks about it, this is an iron heart to be demolished." ”
Four wins.
King of the Five Palaces of Yama: "I want to state my point of view, demolition, no problem, but you have to understand that we must ensure our own safety." The reason why each person has such a large palace is because we need a large number of guards to protect us, and if we move out of here, how can we be safe? ”
Li Jianguo smiled: "King Yama said that it was funny, for example, when everyone lived in their own palaces, the 100-person escort team only had 10 guards for each Hades on average, but when everyone lived together, even if there were only 50 people, then each Hades King could enjoy 50 guards." After the Hades move out, they can live nearby, then the security pressure of the Hades will be greatly reduced, and the security index will only increase. ”
King Yama leaned back in his chair and said no more, regretting how his argument had given him ammunition.
Five wins.
King Bian Cheng of the Sixth Palace: "You said we can live together, it's easy to say, where do we live?" The Underworld is so big, do we have to find a random place to live? ”
Li Jianguo: "Of course not, I have already found a good place to live, and I live in a hall of Xuanming Palace, where there are 1,260 rooms on the east and west sides of the inner hall of the Xuanyuan Palace, 600 rooms are allocated for the use of all the Hades kings, and there are still many rooms left that can be arranged for other purposes, which must be enough." ”
King Bian Cheng was silent.
Six wins.
King Taishan of the Seven Palaces spread his hands: "Even if you say so much, but to kick us out of the house where we have lived for so long, we must consider our own feelings." Even in the yang world, if people don't agree, they can refuse to be demolished; Now in the Netherworld, we, as the King of Hades, don't even have the right to refuse, right? If we really refuse, there won't be any problems, right? ”
Li Jianguo: "Of course, the Hades respect the rights of every Hades, and naturally includes the rights of the Hades Kings, if you refuse, there is nothing wrong with it." But now that Hades is in turmoil, the people are panicked, and they are not too sure about the future of Hades. As the King of Hades, if you dare to innovate and take a stand, the exemplary significance of this matter is even greater than the demolition of the Hades Palace itself. In the future, the reform of Hades will definitely touch the cake of some interest classes, but if the nobles are willing to cede such a big benefit to Hades, they will not be able to say anything more; On the contrary, if the kings of Hades are so stubborn, then the other classes will naturally go up and down, and there will be no way to solve the problem of Hades. ”
King Tarzan could not say a word.
Seven wins.
When the Hades Kings saw Li Jianguo's answers, they all looked embarrassed. At this time, the king of the eight halls of the city asked: "The Hades Palace is a thousand-year-old mansion, and all the processes of the Hades are arranged according to the layout of the Hades Palace, if the Hades Palace is demolished, the process is bound to become a mess, and the subordinates also need a lot of time to adapt to the new positions of the Hades kings, at this time, it is not wise to demolish the Hades Palace, right?" ”
Li Jianguo had already thought of this, and replied with a smile: "This is wrong! As we all know, the Ten Halls of Hades are a total of 10 kilometers from south to north, and there is no shortcut. If a matter requires the approval of several Hades, then it will take several hours on the road alone, and the efficiency will be greatly reduced. After the demolition of the Hades Palace, everyone's office is relatively close, which will actually greatly promote the work efficiency of the Hades, and also help to improve the enthusiasm of the staff of the Hades! ”
The city king was expressionless and did not speak again.
Eight wins.
King of the Nine Palaces: "I admit that what you said is very reasonable, but now there are many and redundant affairs in the underworld, and various problems and situations are frequent. Our intention today is to solve the problem of Hades, and the change of our residence does not seem to be a priority for us to discuss, right? ”
Li Jianguo shook his head slightly: "This is wrong. If we don't get through the implementation link in advance, then no matter how perfect the plan is, it will be a castle in the air after all, and it will not be able to land. Nowadays, the biggest problem with the efficiency of Hades is the exhausting commuting distance between the ten halls, and if we solve this problem first, then we will get twice the result with half the effort if we deal with any problem after that. Moreover, now that many halls of the Hades Palace have been flooded, at this time, we can push the boat with our hands, but it will be more natural, and it can also make the residents of Hades understand the righteousness of Hades! ”
The King of Equality leaned back in his chair, his expression aggrieved, and he didn't say a word.
Nine wins.
The expression of the defeated Nine Kings was ugly, like a sea fish stranded on the beach, even if they widened their eyes and fluttered, they had no way to exert their strength, and there was nothing to do.
Li Jianguo fought against the Nine Kings and won a complete victory.
So he set his sights on the Wheel King of the Ten Palaces.
The Wheel King looked at the frustrated and lonely expressions of the nine colleagues, and then looked at Li Jianguo's indomitable and determined eyes, and immediately made up his mind.
The Wheel King suddenly slapped the table and got up: "Everyone, the Hades King, Li Jianguo just proposed a reasonable plan, why did everyone work hard to force each other?" This plan is good, I am the first to support! ”
The Hades King was in a stunned state for a while, and after reacting, there was fire in his eyes, and he burned his gaze on the Wheel King with a brush, and his teeth were clucking: Okay, you Wheel King, we will take the lead in the front, and you will finally give us a high wind and bright festival, but you will set us on the pillar of shame!
Facing the surprised and angry eyes of the Hades King in front of him, the Wheel King comforted himself and said: The general trend has gone, there is no way, you can't say it, I can't say it.
The Hades had no choice but to stop talking, acquiescing to Li Jianguo's suggestion, and secretly thinking to themselves: We are the Hades King for thousands of years, and now we can't keep our own house if we want to?
Is there a law? Are there human rights?
Well, there are no living people, no human rights. But although there are ghosts in the underworld, there must also be ghost rights, right?
The Hades looked at Li Jianguo in unison.
What's going on with this Li Jianguo? The style is very different, is it because I brought a girl to show my real strength? It's no wonder that Qingxian asks more, and now he will come to dismantle the house if he doesn't agree with him! I didn't expect him to really have to dismantle it!
The Hades sat miserably on their chairs, their faces as yellow as wax in the firelight.
Qingxian also leaned back in his chair in disbelief, his eyes half-open and half-closed, and he kept looking at Li Jianguo.
What's going on!?
Between the wind and clouds, the palace of Hades is about to disappear?
That's right, it was the courtyard wall of the Hades Palace that he ordered to be demolished, but at that time it was to dredge the flood, but now it's good, the huge Hades Palace that the flood has not flooded, and Li Jianguo has sprayed a few spittle stars?
Li Jianguo's heart was pounding, and he felt unprecedented happiness!
Tongue battle group king, win a hundred battles, cool!
It turns out that this is your true strength! No wonder I can be the first trial death officer in the Three Realms, it turns out that I am the destiny, it turns out that I am the ......
Be......
What's the matter, why is the refreshing feeling in my brain just now gone, and it has become a mess of mud again?
Got your Brain's experience card expired?
……
On the top of Li Jianguo's head, a yellow hair floated down.