Hell Falls Chapter 58 The God of Mosaics
Lin Ling asked with innocent eyes:
"The Yellow Monster, is it the brother of the Yellow Robe Monster in Journey to the West?"
Everyone was nervous all at once, and this is not something that should be discussed in public!
The Yellow Monster first disagreed with righteous indignation.
"What words! What words! What is a monster! My name is Monster! My name is the Cyber God! Cyber gods, you know! Even if I was born in pornography, you can't call me a pornography monster! Besides, you call me by this name, aren't you afraid of being 404 on such a public occasion? β
The yellow film monster's eyes were like fire, aggressive, staring at Li Jianguo and starting to wonder:
"Who taught you to call people by their names! At first glance, you are a loser, did I call you a loser? That black impermanence looks like a, did I call him a? Bai Wuchang looks like a white ghost, did I call him a white ghost? That flail and lock...... Well, they do call people by their first names......"
The yellow monster paused and regrouped: "Anyway, you're quite rude, you know?" I also call you gentlemen, what do you call me? Well? β
After saying this, everyone was stunned, and the yellow film monster was still angry, pointing at Li Jianguo's nose and preaching: "You too, should hell bring a little girl?" Do you think it's a tour? Minors please watch under parental supervision, just your solid eyes really take the girl to watch together, right? Bah, it's dirty! β
Li Jianguo replied weakly: "This girl...... She's an adult...... It's just that you don't have knowledge, and you don't want everyone to know you so well, right? β
"! Lao Tzu is such a truthful, good, and beautiful elf who serves the people, I didn't expect that my destination is hell, I was so uncomfortable that I wanted to die, you just came here today, come, I have to break my head with you. β
The mosaic on the yellow monster brightened: "I told you in advance, I ...... Forget it, I won't tell you about my weaknesses for the time being, and explore and discover in my ocean! β
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A storm suddenly rose from the soles of the Yellow Monster's feet, and in the blink of an eye, it had flashed in front of Black and White Impermanence, and shouted the name of the move in his mouth: "Download quickly!" β
Bai Wuchang hurriedly set up a knife to block, and the yellow monster used a weapon that he didn't know what to do, and slashed on the knife with a snap, with a crisp sound, the yellow monster attacked like the wind, and then ......
Then he shook the mosaic on his body, and read an advertisement in a calm and calm voice:
"Download with XX download, download is fast!"
There is BGM when I read the advertisement!
After the advertisement was read, the tense battle atmosphere resumed, and the yellow monster lowered his head to dodge the giant stick swing that Black Impermanence hit behind his back, and shouted another move name:
"Copy and paste!"
In an instant, the yellow monsters turned into two, one left and one right, each fighting against black and white impermanence, and they did not fall behind at all.
The yellow monster turned sideways to dodge the huge smash of the black impermanence, and there were words in his mouth:
"XX cloud disk, watch the film without waiting, let your passion surging at any time!"
The flail also joined the battlefield at the right time, he saw the flaw, saw the interval of the yellow monster's moves, and at the moment when the two yellow monsters blocked separately, a chain burst out, directly piercing the stomachs of the two yellow monsters, and then flew forward, clattered his feet, and nailed the yellow monster directly to the wall.
"Be honest with me!"
Unexpectedly, the yellow film monster smiled weirdly, and shouted another move name in his mouth: "Keep the picture and save the seed!" β
Two yellow-flaked monsters with their stomachs pierced have disappeared!
Two white lights flashed, and the two yellow monsters appeared at the same time in the position a few seconds ago, opening their bows left and right, and Black and White Impermanence were caught off guard, hitting Black Impermanence in the chin with one punch and hitting Bai Impermanence in the stomach with one kick, and they were knocked to the ground at the same time!
The yellow monster's smile became sharp: "I said, you are ...... Online casino, looking forward to your joining! β¦β¦ It's impossible to beat mine. Uh, didn't I say that? Then I will say now, you are ...... Online casino, looking forward to your joining! β¦β¦ It's impossible to beat mine. β
Li Jianguo was a little speechless.
"Is this ad insert in your middle something you can't control?"
The yellow film monster was helpless: "Yes, I don't know how those brain-dead people designed it, forget it, just bear with it." β
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Black and white impermanence stood up with their hands on the ground, they clenched their weapons, and stood beside Li Jianguo and Lin Ling again, obviously the two punches and kicks just now made them suffer a lot.
"This monster is not simple...... "Black Impermanence whispered.
Bai Wuchang was also very puzzled: "It's obviously a hundred-year-old monster, how can it be so powerful?" β
The flail didn't say a word, he put on the black and white impermanence position, lowered his body, wrapped a few chains in his right fist, and blasted at the yellow film monster as soon as he accelerated under his feet, and several chains rushed out of his waist at the same time, and smashed the yellow film monster with the fist wind of the flail master.
The two yellow monsters faced each other at the same time, and the two swords slashed at the flail from the left and right sides respectively. The flail fought the two monsters, not falling into the wind, the sword and the chain collided and roared, and for a while, the sparks flashed, and the mosaic on the yellow monster seemed to have faded a little!
Seeing that sword kung fu was not cheap, the yellow film monster simply gave up defense, let the chains pierce his heart, and directly slashed at the flail master's arm with a sword against the chains, but failed to hit, and then shouted "Keep the picture and save the seed!" ", the figure backtracked, and swung the sword again!
The yellow film monster laughed: "Give up, I can make a thousand mistakes, but you can only make one mistake, kill you, it's only a matter of time!" β
Li Jianguo also had to agree with this conclusion of the yellow film monster.
That's right.,This monster can't be killed at all.,Once it's damaged, it's going back to the past with a sentence of "keep the picture and save the seed".,How can this kind of monster be killed?
But...... This monster has indeed said before that he has weaknesses...... Where are the weaknesses?
didn't think more about Li Jianguo, black and white impermanence joined the battle again, the yellow film monster smiled coldly, and shouted "copy and paste" again, and his body changed from two to four!
Everyone immediately fought together, the swords hissed, the shouts shook the sky, and the advertising slogan did not stop for a moment, scrolling and playing: "XX cloud disk, watch the film without waiting, let your passion surging at any time!" β¦β¦ Download with XX download, download is fast! β¦β¦β
When Li Jianguo was still in the yang world, it was not that he did not think about completely eradicating mosaics, and once upon a time, he also felt that the invention of mosaics annihilated human nature. But he never thought he would need to fight with Mosaic so really!
Li Jianguo watched the battlefield situation intently, and Lin Ling beside him was a little apprehensive, and asked Li Jianguo hesitantly, "Master Li, should I go up and help?" β
Li Jianguo shook his head firmly, and said categorically in the tone of his predecessors: "No need, believe me, it's best not to have any intersection with these spam information on the Internet, believe me, I'm from the past." β
Lin Ling thought for a while: "That is to say, Lord Li often ......"
Li Jianguo shrugged: "Don't go and have an intersection with them, don't ask anything else." β
Black and white impermanence they are in the middle of the battle, and it will be difficult to distinguish between them for a while and a half.
In fact, it should be said that it is a judgment from a high level, and black and white impermanence and the flail should belong to that kind of ...... A three-dimensional creature that dies when it's dead, this yellow monster can read and archive files infinitely, this is a chicken feather? Isn't that the equivalent of opening a modifier?
Is it to start with himself?
Li Jianguo noticed that every time he shouted out his skills, he would shout an advertising slogan immediately after his mouth.
Don't...... This advertising slogan is his skill CD?
Is there no way to use the skill again during the skill CD time?
Li Jianguo thought about the games he had played.
It's impossible to have any magic skill with zero cooldown, whether it's called stiffness or swing forward and backward, this moment is the best state to attack!
Moreover, the monster simply has no way to skip the ad, that is, he himself simply has no way to cancel the stiffness!
If that's how it goes......
Li Jianguo unexpectedly found that he had already obtained the answer to his question!
Li Jianguo then shouted at the black and white impermanence: "I know its weakness, you want to kill him when he reads the advertising slogan!" That way his rollback won't be triggered! β
Black Impermanence jumped high, kicked in the face of the Yellow Monster, just landed on the ground and picked up the stick and smashed it with a blow, the Yellow Monster held the sword with both hands to block the attack, and then jumped back, flashed the body of the stick, and stabbed forward again with the sword, Black Impermanence dodged sideways, grabbed the arm that the Yellow Monster had no time to retract with one hand, and pulled it downward, and the Yellow Monster was thrown to the ground.
Black Impermanence asked, "Really? β
"It's true!"
"Good!" Black Impermanence immediately stepped on the chest of the Yellow Monster, picked up the giant stick and smashed it into the opponent's chest, seeing that the small skull at the head of the stick was about to smash the entire sternum, the Yellow Monster hurriedly shouted: "Keep the picture and save the seed!" In an instant, he disappeared from the feet of Hei Wuchang, and flashed behind Hei Wuchang, shouting advertisements with words in his mouth, and stabbing towards Hei Wuchang with his sword!
"Online casino, looking forward to ......"
Hei Wuchang had already calculated the position of the other party's appearance, and did not turn around, holding the mourning stick with one hand, and pushed it violently from the side of his waist to his back, and the body of the stick was immediately pushed into the body of the yellow monster.
Li Jianguo was overjoyed: It's a success! Successfully killed the other party when they read the advertisement!
But Hei Wuchang didn't feel any force from the stick hitting the other party, as if the whole stick didn't hit anything.
Black Impermanence immediately felt bad, and hurriedly leaned forward and rolled forward, once again distancing himself from the Yellow Monster.
The yellow-filmed monster muttered in his mouth as he continued the unfinished advertisement:
ββ¦β¦ Your ...... to join"
Then he entered the battlefield again, swinging his sword and slashing towards the black impermanence.
Li Jianguo was dumbfounded.
This TM...... This pornography is invincible when it comes to advertising! Not only is it invincible, but the body is not in this plane!
Good guys, no wonder the pornography blames itself for not being able to jump the advertisement, this is an advertisement that no one can jump to it!
Or I was naΓ―ve, I only speculated on the brain hole of the game designer, and I didn't expect the shamelessness of these advertisers at all! It's really 100% forbidden for you to skip any ads!
Black Impermanence dodged the attack of the Yellow Monster again, and quickly took a few steps back, widening the distance between him and the Yellow Monster.
The yellow film monster was not in a hurry to pursue, but turned his eyes to Li Jianguo and smiled:
"Gentlemen, you are still ...... It's too tender. β