Chapter 18: Baby Iinuma, You're Stupid!

"Mom, don't think nonsense." Isao Iinuma wanted to laugh.

"It's not cranky!"

The mother dried her hair, picked up the phone again with both hands, looked at her son and said, "Your mother, I don't know how sober she is, you are in adolescence, and it is not surprising that you will like such an elder who is perfect in all aspects and is very good to you, right?" ”

Her beautiful face was serious, and she was not joking at all.

But Iinuma always felt that she was fishing for law enforcement.

Thinking of that possibility, he was angry and funny, and said helplessly: "Let's not talk about whether I like it or not." Mom, this is the first day I met Aunt Apricot, can you stop drinking future vinegar......

"Maybe not the first day we met...... "Mom said in a quiet tone.

"What do you mean?"

"Guess!"

"Guess the, don't guess! Anyway, don't worry, I'm not going to like it so soon......"

"If you don't like old people, you like young people, right?" The old mother interrupted him directly and said coldly: "Apricot's niece is very good!" Isn't it great to be a capitalist daughter who is naturally beautiful, clear-eyed, smart, and talented? ”

"Angels are really good."

"Huh!"

The old mother sneered, and instantly collapsed into a face: "I've only known each other for a day, and I made someone an angel?" Good for you, Iinuma Xun, a big carrot! Hum! Hmph—"

These two hums are 10,000 times cuter than Aunt Apricot!

"You're not going to eat a little girl's vinegar, are you?"

Mom Tian snorted shamelessly: "Just eat, what's wrong with my mother being jealous?" ”

Iinuma couldn't help but laugh and teased with a strained face: "Okay, since you care so much about your son's emotional problems, then I'll confess." I plan to find a girlfriend as soon as possible after the start of school, or go to Hatsukano's house to meet my fiancée, and then bring my girlfriend back to see you after the summer vacation. ”

"You dare!"

Mom instantly blew her nose and glared.

The son has a poor mouth, so he scolds directly!

"Iinuma Xun, I warn you, don't give the old lady a cranky idea! You are still young, the first goal should be to study, you are not allowed to fall in love before going to college, you are not allowed to go to Hatsukano's house, and you are not allowed to cross the line with any woman!! ”

Iinuma Xun smiled inwardly, but on the surface he wondered, "No, Mom, you didn't say that before!" ”

"I, I'm ......" Mom's eyes rolled a few times, and she turned her face away from the camera with a weak heart, "What did I say?" How come I don't remember? Eh, the signal doesn't seem to be very good......"

"Remember what you told me when you were in middle school?"

"Hey, hey...... I can't hear clearly! Mom's eyes dodged.

"You said you were open-minded and supported me in having a good love in my adolescence, and you said that more than once."

"I ...... Do I have one? ”

Mom directly turned on the skill of pretending to be stupid.

"Of course!" Isao Iinuma said categorically, "Every time I come home with a love letter, you tell me that. But every time you tear up my love letter and say you support me in a relationship, but not until high school. ”

"Okay, okay, I'm sleepy......" Mom patted her lips with her little hand and yawned lazily, "Mom is going to sleep, good night......"

"When I was in junior high school, I said that I was not allowed to fall in love in junior high school, and I would talk about it in high school. Now that I'm in high school, let me talk about it again in college......"

Iinuma Xun looked at the sleepy face in the camera with a sleepy face, trying to pass the test cutely: "My dear mother, are you reluctant to me?" ”

Mom has a good face, and she will definitely not admit it.

"Iinuma Xun, don't sleep tonight, wait for me to kill you!"

This fierce and fierce tone has a girlish cuteness.

Iinuma Xun was not scared at all, but his heart was itchy, but it was a pity that his mother "mua" at the camera, and then waved her hand, too lazy to look at her son's face.

"Mom, wait a minute."

"What else?"

"Teach me how to deal with a beautiful girl ...... God"

"Can you fight her?"

"Nope."

"Then you're beating her, idiot—"

After that, the phone hung up directly, and there was no mother's pretty face in the phone.

Iinuma Xun still looked at the screen for a long time, smirking all over his face.

There are always things in this world that you can't help but want to show off to the world, but you don't want to share them with anyone......

However!

When he missed his mother here, his mother turned her head and called her best friend and backstabbed him directly!

"Apricots!"

"Huh?"

"Ah Xun's main task now is to get admitted to a good university. I'll give you a task to help me keep an eye on him and not let him have anything to do with girls right now! ”

“…… Oh good. ”

"And!"

"What else?"

"Hanacheng Apricot, listen to me! You are not allowed to steal—"

“……”

Hanajo Kyoko put down her phone and rubbed her eyebrows tiredly.

What do you mean by me being a guard and stealing from myself?

What kind of person is my Huacheng apricot, as for the son of my best friend!

The next day, Huacheng Apricot finished breakfast and went out early.

Carrying a bamboo knife, Iinuma continued to meditate in the eaves of the atrium.

So, is there a hairy use in meditation?

Iinuma Xun, who was frowning and thinking, suddenly felt a gust of wind and fragrance coming.

A slender figure walked by.

He looked up.

On a slightly cloudy spring morning, angels pass by in light gray plaid pleated skirts, with elegant and light steps.

The skirt just reached her knees, black stockings wrapped around her slender and straight legs, and small round-toed leather shoes were put on her feet.

Her satin-like black hair spread across her thin back, swaying slightly with her steps...... Just a silhouette looks ethereal and moving, just like a fairy who does not eat fireworks into the world, elegant and smart.

The fairy passed by the world and glanced at the boy by the way.

Look at the eyes of fools.

"Uh......"

Isao Iinuma thought to himself, am I stupid?

"You're stupid!" The angels give an affirmative answer.

"But there is aura in heaven and earth, my mother told me!" Iinuma said unhappily.

Iori Hanagi rubbed her eyebrows and sighed, "She didn't tell you that you're already in high school, don't believe any strange words, okay?" Baby Iinuma—"

"Makes sense!"

Isao Iinuma gave her a thumbs up.

"I always feel that meditating or something, it's too wrong, and she lied to me that if I meditate and then practice the sword, I can practice my heart." At this point, he paused and asked the angel, "Do you know what the eye of the heart is?" ”

"Hmm......" Iori Hanagi thought for a moment and replied: "When the sword skills are transcendent and the master is transcendent, when he is transcendent, he can comprehend the extreme realm of the unity of heaven and man, be happy, and avoid disasters!" ”

"But my mother shouldn't lie to me......"

"Who knows."

"Let's compare!"

"Huh?"

The angel was stunned.

Suddenly, Iinuma got up and brought a broom.

Unscrewed off the broom head, and threw the bare wooden stick into her hand.

“……”

The corners of Hanajo Iori's eyes twitched.

She's just a little angel passing by, why fight with him?

"My mom won't lie to me!" Iinuma Xun held a bamboo knife and posed with a sword in the middle.

In fact, his more common starting hand is the Juhe Chop.

Juhe is handsome and can fight, but there is a little girl opposite, and she is too much to bully her with Juhe.

“…… If you're bored, go outside and run two more laps. Iori Hanagi sighed helplessly.

She could see that this guy was just bored, so she wanted to have fun with her, just like she had with him.

"Humph! Face the wind, girl! Isuna Iinuma looked at the angel's delicate eyebrows and roared loudly, "Without a strong physique and strength, you can't protect anything!" Now, let me completely shatter your naïve expectations! ”

After that, a gust of wind suddenly poured from outside the eaves.

The cherry trees trembled, and the petals fluttered in the sky, as if echoing the boys.