The two guys talked like this, and the little girl was about to go crazy.

In the face of such two nagging broken mouths, he had to pretend to listen and not listen, and Gu Zi slept with his eyes closed.

The sneaky people chattered for a while, and seeing that the little ones ignored them, they gradually lost interest, and hid the vague figure in nothingness.

Xiao Yanzi closed her eyes and pretended to sleep, at first she was pretending to sleep, but then she really fell asleep.

After falling asleep, he immediately fell into a meaningful dream.

It is said that it is a dream, but it is actually a different reality, because most of the things involved in it are things that he has personally experienced, but it is just a change of scene and a change of people.

This scene, shrouded in a veil of mystery, is filled with a faint white mist, and the steaming mist floats randomly, making the scene in between it sometimes normal or distorted, and it seems a little unreal.

Xiao Yanzi is in a corner of the scene, and his whole body seems to be imprisoned by invisible shackles, and he can't move his limbs, only his eyes and mouth can open and close on his own.

Blinking at everything here, he waited patiently for its owner to come out and see who the man really was.

The vague figures who came and went in a hurry not far away were obviously not the master here, but the master's servants.

The servants didn't squint, and they didn't seem to notice the little man trapped in the corner.

After a long time, a middle-aged man wearing a brown coat and a pheasant feather hat appeared, and there was a nodding retinue on the left and right sides.

As soon as Xiao Yanzi saw this man, he expected that he was the master of this place.

The man stood still, looking forward to himself, glanced at where the little man was, and then shook his shoulders and shook off the big man, and walked towards the little man, with a powerful aura.

The two attendants skillfully caught the big he threw off, and stood in place, not following.

The man strode up to the little man, crouched down, and stared at him with straight eyebrows.

Xiao Yanzi frowned, and said impatiently: "Oh, you are really good at pretending, aren't you the round-faced old man who jumps?" You're pretending to be like this person now, and you're sorry, but it's disgusting! ”

As he spoke, Xiao Yanzi wanted to spit in his face.

"Yo ho, boy, okay, you can guess that!" The man smiled slightly, and instantly turned into a round-faced old man, "Since you hate my appearance of five people and six people, then I will turn back into a round-faced old man." But when I become a round-faced old man, you're a murderer! ”

"Hey, dare not do it, there is no manhood at all!" Xiao Yanzi stared at him and said, "Tong Guan, that playboy, was obviously killed by you, but you let Lao Tzu take the blame." ”

The old man blinked and made some innocent appearances: "Hey, boy, it's true that Tong Guan is a playboy, but if you don't get him out into the wilderness in the middle of the night, how can I kill him?" If you don't say he deserves to die, I won't kill. In the end, it's because of you, do you want to deny it? ”

"I just wanted to teach him a lesson, I didn't necessarily want to kill, you were the one who killed!" Xiao Yanzi said.

"Ah, yes, yes, that's right." The old man nodded and spoke, "No matter who killed Tong Guan, there must be an end to this matter, and I can't end it myself, so I let you go to the end, but how did you end it?" Tossing those officials so much that they couldn't stand it, and blackmailed a lot of money from others, this is all villain's behavior, but you did it well, I'm not wrong, right? Because you are a scholar, you have some ethics in your stomach, if you don't read, how far will you go? ”

Hey, this old man, he is really angry and doesn't pay for his life, every sentence is unreasonable but strong! How did he say such unreasonable words?

Thinking of this, Xiao Yanzi couldn't wait to slap the old man a few times.

"You old fellow, don't you talk to Lao Tzu about ethics, because you're a complete scoundrel!" Xiao Yanzi snorted angrily and said, "If you know what ethics are, you won't be a bully, hum!" ”

"Boy, speak reliably, I'm not a bully!" The old man said, "With my supernatural powers and my identity, if I really bully others, you won't be able to survive a day." You touch your conscience and ask yourself, when you tossed those corrupt officials and corrupt officials, did I not intervene? If I interfere, they can be so miserable, can you make that windfall? Others don't know what I'm capable of, you should, huh! ”

"I admit that you have some ability, but since you have the ability, you should do the right thing for heaven to deal with those corrupt officials, demons and monsters, why do you keep pestering me? Do I have what you want? Xiao Yanzi rolled her eyelids and said.

"Boy, correct your statement, corrupt officials are corrupt officials and corrupt officials, demons and monsters are demons and monsters, they are not things of the same nature, and they should not be confused." The old man said, "You don't know, I've been dealing with demons and monsters, and I can say that I am the nemesis of demons and monsters, and those guys don't even dare to fart in front of me." However, I've changed my stomach now, and I'm not going to be an enemy of those demons and monsters, it's boring. I don't make enemies of them, but you start to fight against them, I don't pester who you entangle? If you don't go against the demons and monsters, I won't pester you, we can still get along peacefully, and we can even sit in a row and eat fruits. ”

"You old man, if you say these boundless words, the ghost will believe you!" Xiao Yanzi then said, "Who do you think you are, all the demons and monsters are afraid of you? I think you're afraid of demons and monsters! ”

"You don't understand that." The old man said, "I want to teach you that I am the god of the land on this side, do you say that those demons and monsters are afraid of me?" If I just sneeze, they'll be scared all over. ”

"Ah, so you're the damn land god!" Xiao Yanzi said with straight eyebrows, "I've heard that you plan to lie down completely and let those monsters be demons." A guy like you is not only unworthy of being a god, but also unworthy of being a man, he is simply a pig and a dog! ”

"Boy, you heard this from the big demons you killed, right?" The old man replied indifferently, "That's right, I'm planning to lie flat, is there anything wrong with that?" Heaven and earth are uneven, there are disasters from time to time, and when disasters come, everything is in ashes. At that time, all ethics and principles will become floating clouds, a void and an emptiness, ah, by the way, you mortals like to call it a game and a dream. In this case, instead of upholding principles and ethics, it is better to have fun in time and get by, which is the transparent way to live. You're still young, you don't understand these things, and I'm telling you that these things are equivalent to playing the piano to a cow. ”

"Lao Bangzi, you are really lying flat and have no bottom line, and your ethics are kneaded, shameless!" "As a god, you're free enough, and you don't know what you think about having fun and getting by." ”

"I'll tell you the truth, my idea is actually to eat more demon meat." The old man said, "You may not know that for us immortals, the most delicious thing in the world is demon meat, which is so delicious that we can't help but salivate when we think of it. If I don't lie down, how can those monsters move freely? In order to be able to move freely, and they know that I like to eat demon meat, how can they not respectfully give me some demon meat to eat? In this way, it is a win-win situation, they are free, and I eat my demon meat. ”

"Ah, so you're here for this!" When the little man heard this, he understood the reason why the old man was lying flat, "But, those demon meat is sour and smelly than swill, how can you be so happy?" Could it be that your taste stinks? ”

"No, no!" The old man shook his head, "His arsenic, my honey, the taste is slightly different, you don't have to describe it as disgusting." What kind of chicken and fish do you humans like to eat, which is like chewing wax to us immortals, don't you still eat them endlessly? ”

"Old man, in order to eat those demon meats that stink worse than swill, you let them run rampant, what about those innocent creatures? Don't you have any sympathy? Xiao Yanzi asked.

"Hey, hey!" The old man smiled evilly, "When the heavens and the earth are cataclysmic, they are all going to die, and being tossed by the big demon is nothing more than dying earlier, what does it matter?" At that time, maybe I will die too, and who will have sympathy for me? You know, I'm just like them, I'm a living life! ”