Chapter 92: The Monster Actually Came to the Door
Xiao Yanzi smiled: "Third uncle, you look like this, are you here to kill them, or let them kill them?" β
Sanjo forced himself to calm down and said: "Oh, these fierce creatures, they usually eat people, I really don't dare to attack them." β
"Then you will guide you on the sidelines, and I will do it." Xiao Yanzi said.
He had decided to kill all but the musk ox. Although the temperament of musk oxen is not particularly mild, it is usually not harmful. Clouded leopards and jackals like to hurt people, and killing them is also their deserved retribution.
Octopus Xiaoyu and others temporarily borrowed a few door panels, and Xiao Yanzi placed the killed meat on the door panel, and cut it into three pieces of meat of almost the same size, so that the villagers could divide them.
Some people had been waiting outside the door for a long time, and when the three were divided, they immediately rushed into the door, smiled and picked up a piece of meat, took some aquatic products, thanked the little man, and left happily.
The whole village got benefits, but the Lianxin family didn't come to get fish and meat.
The rest of the fish and meat, Xuan Shi and Xiaohua were busy pickling or drying them, and kept them for later to eat slowly. Xiao Yanzi also helped them with their work, but was disgusted by the Xuan clan and said: "Go, this is what a woman's family should do, you are a man, don't mix around here!" β
Xiao Yanzi couldn't be reasonable with the Xuan family, so he said to Xiaohua: "Sister, look at our mother, she is a woman over a man, she calls you anything, but she thinks I'm useless everywhere." β
Xiaohua smiled: "Yinzi, I think my mother thinks that you are wandering outside at a sky-high price, and you are not at home at home." You are also the eldest and the youngest, it's time to talk about marrying a daughter-in-law. When you marry a daughter-in-law and your mother hugs her grandson, she won't dislike you! β
He said, "That's it! You are busy all day long, but if you are not busy with something that your mother likes, it is strange that your mother does not dislike you! β
When Xiao Yanzi heard this, he had to lower his head and laugh awkwardly.
Two days later, it was the New Year, because of the fish and meat of the small hand, every household in Zhangjia Village ate the oil on the mouth, and those who were usually not very close to the little handy house also came happily to visit the New Year, so the little handy house was very lively.
Because Xiaohua got married, he originally thought that this New Year's Festival would be very deserted, but he didn't expect it to be more lively than in previous years, so he was very happy. Xiao Yanzi was also invited by the owner to the west, and the town had a drink at the villagers' house, which made him a little uncomfortable. There are even some straight-mouthed villagers, with the strength of wine, who say straight that they want to introduce him to a handsome daughter-in-law, which makes him more and more uncomfortable.
On the third day of the Lunar New Year, Xiao Yanzi got up late, and the sun was already hanging on the treetops.
As soon as he got off the kang, he heard the Xuan family frown and said: "Yinzi, look at what is going on this day, the sun is still dark, why is it so unrighteous?" β
Xiao Yanzi held a bubble of urine, listened to the words of the Xuan, quickly pulled his shoes out of the house, looked up at the sky, and felt that something was wrongβthe bright sun was shining in the sky, but the sky above his house was covered with a big dark cloud, and when he looked up, a wicked face appeared in the dark cloud, and smiled at him.
Seeing this, he was so excited that he was scared back with a soak of urine.
After being stunned for a moment, he quickly returned to the house, dressed neatly, put on the Qiankun ring, and came out of the house again, quietly looking up at the dark clouds.
"Hehe, little Yinzi, hurry up and come over and die, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"
At this moment, an eerie voice came from the dark clouds.
This voice was very loud and penetrating, Xiao Yanzi heard it, everyone in Zhangjia Village heard it, and the people around Zhangjia Village must have heard it too.
Those who heard this voice were nervous to death. They subconsciously thought that this was a monster that the little man had offended outside that should not be offended, and the monster came to the door to take revenge on him.
The problem is that if the monster only takes revenge on Xiao Yanzi, no one else will suffer, but if the monster's target is not just Xiao Yanzi alone, then everyone will suffer with him.
The monster's magical powers are so vast, a single move will make the house collapse, killing people is even easier, absolutely can't be provoked, why does the little man provoke people without knowing whether he is alive or dead?
At this moment, the goodwill left by Xiao Yanzi to the villagers because of the distribution of fish and meat disappeared in an instant, and the villagers' hearts were full of anger and hatred for him.
Some of them even speculated that the things that Xiao Yanzi got back were most likely stolen from the monster, and that the monster might be in trouble with Xiao Yanzi because of this.
In their thoughts, they saw the little girl leap up into the sky and burrow into the dark cloud.
Hey, when will the little girl fly? Although he is an immortal, being an immortal is also a matter of his previous life, he is still a mortal in this life, how can a mortal fly? If he does something terrible in the world and makes great contributions, and the gods will atone for his crimes, maybe he can be brought to heaven to become an immortal again, the problem is that it will happen in the future, not now.
Otherwise, it was the monster who came to seek revenge who used his magical powers to sneak him into the dark clouds?
Well, that's the biggest possibility!
Monsters can easily even drum out dark clouds, and it is not too simple to lift such a mortal as Xiaoyun up?
In this way, the little girl is destined to be completely finished!
Thinking of this, everyone couldn't help but sigh.
How did they know that Xiao Yanzi was not picked up by the monster, but flew up by himself.
Hearing the clamor of the monster in the dark clouds, Xiao Yanzi suddenly became angry, thinking: You damn thing, that is, the turtle cowered in his lair and did not come out, Lao Tzu may go to you, and now it is the time of the New Year, but you don't know how to come out to embarrass Lao Tzu, this is clearly to touch the head, Lao Tzu is a clay man and has to burst out of fire, who do you fight?
So, after wearing the Qiankun ring, without saying a word, he immediately took off into the air and went to meet the arrogant monster.
When he came to the dark clouds, the first thing he saw was a monster with the body of a camel and a donkey, with a relatively thin body, and a very large head, about three times the thickness of the body. Next to the hump-headed monster was a lewd old man with a slumped nose, deep eyes, and crooked mouth, who had almost all human flaws in one body.
Xiao Yanzi glanced at the one person and one monster, and did not pay attention to the hump-headed monster, but said to the obscene old man: "Hey, doglegs? β
The old man smiled awkwardly, and said in a male duck voice, "Hehe, you can't say that." This old demon of Montenegro was indeed brought by me, and I did this because I knew that you like to kill demons, so I provided you with a chance. However, the old demon of Montenegro has a very violent temper, and as soon as he heard that you like to kill demons, he decided that you were the public enemy of their demon clan, so he asked me to bring it here without thinking, intending to get rid of you. You want to get rid of the demon, but the old demon of Montenegro wants to get rid of you, it happens to be the tip of the needle against Maimang, as for who can succeed in the end, depending on your respective creations, I can't care so much. β
With that, he turned his back and the old god paced on the ground.
"Ah, you turned out to be the old demon of Montenegro!" Only then did Xiao Yanzi seriously look at the hump-headed monster, "However, it seems that you are not the original demon, but two kinds of monsters grafted." β
The old demon of Montenegro didn't seem to understand the concepts of the original demon and grafting, so he stared at him and asked, "Boy, what do you mean by that?" A demon is a demon, how can there be an original demon who is not the original demon? Tell you, I was like this when my father and mother were born, and I never changed! β
"Well, you said you were born like this, and I basically believe it." Xiao Yanzi nodded and responded, "But if you look at yourself carefully, do you have the body of a donkey and the head of a camel?" Such a strange appearance, if it is said to be an original monster, no one will believe it. Hey, old man, can you believe it? β
The old man still had his back on his back and replied in a low voice, "I don't believe it either, there may be some truth in what you said." β
"Shine!" Xiao Yanzi spread his hands and continued, "Black Mountain Old Demon, do you understand this time? If you have the life to go back, then quickly ask your father and mother, find out your life experience, and save yourself from living in confusion for a lifetime. β