Chapter 66: Do You Eat the Dishes First, or Do You Eat Fuki First?

"I'm hungry."

"Hungry?" Her Royal Highness Fuki puffed up her chest, "Come, hurry up and eat." ā€

"No, let's not eat this yet......" Iinuma Xun resisted the urge to be ape, and a simple childlike smile bloomed on his face, "I want to eat, I want to eat, can you go and cook it for me?" I haven't eaten your own food since I was born......"

This demeanor and tone made His Royal Highness Fuki's heart drunk all of a sudden.

"You're waiting for me here......"

The beautiful woman wrapped her eyes in black cloth finally let him go.

She got up and pushed open the door, and when she went out, she locked the door from the outside as soon as she got out.

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Isao Iinuma had nothing to say.

He got up and looked around the space.

It seems to be deep underground, with no windows on all sides, and no lights.

I don't know how high the ceiling is, hanging down with a white veil, and several permanent lights dimly illuminate the approximate scope of the space.

There are bookshelves with Buddhist scriptures, low tables covered with paper, and meditation rooms with Buddha statues...... The light of the whole space is obscure, and even the golden body of the Buddha statue is dim and weird, making people feel like they are in a barren mountain and a broken temple.

Isao Iinuma turned around and confirmed that there was no second exit.

It was also determined that this was really a basement.

You won't find any modern facilities here, and it's the equivalent of an ancient space completely cut off from the outside world.

"If I'm really locked up here, I'd rather die......"

Iinuma muttered and touched his pocket.

The phone is still there, but it has been turned off, and it should have been done by Her Royal Highness Fuki.

He turned on the phone and found that it was already noon, and the cell phone signal was in a bar, and the notification bar showed that an old mother had called two hours earlier.

Presumably her son's phone couldn't get through, so she was crazy about calling Fu Ji's number.

He clicked on his mother's phone and called back.

"Doodoo-"

"Wow~"

As soon as it was connected, my mother's disgusted voice came from the earpiece.

"Can you still call me, didn't Fu Ji break his pelvis? It's a shame......"

Isuna Iinuma asked amusedly, "When did you awaken the poisonous tongue attribute?" ā€

"Yes, I'm poisonous, I'm the most poisonous mom in the world!" The mother's tone was cold, and she choked her son in an indifferent tone, "Even if you are locked up by Fu Ji for the rest of your life, I won't care about you for a second, do you understand!" ā€

"47 missed calls!"

ā€œā€¦ā€¦ā€

There was an instant silence on the other side of the microphone.

Thousands of kilometers away, Iinuma Xun could see that his mother's ten cute toes were all curled up in embarrassment.

"Humph!"

Mom forcibly didn't care.

"Humph!"

"Uh-huh!"

I'm a pig again.

Every time she feels embarrassed in front of her son, she will mess around like this and get through the trick.

"Mom, if you care about me, just say it, I won't laugh at your old man......" Iinuma Xun couldn't help but laugh out loud.

The old grandmother was suddenly dissatisfied: "Are you laughing at me?" ā€

"I just thought of happy things."

"What's the joy of what?"

"Your precious son has just withstood the test of Her Royal Highness the Concubine!"

"What is testing you?"

"Filial piety to you."

"What is your filial piety to me?"

"There is no two days, and there is no two mothers! Miss Smoke, I will always love you alone! ā€

"Poof~"

Mom couldn't help but laugh and let out a burst of laughter like silver bells.

The irritability of not answering 47 phone calls in a row, and the frustration of sending her son to another woman's lips with her own hands, were dispelled in this laughter.

After laughing, my mother snorted lightly and scolded arrogantly: "Iinuma Xun, I didn't teach you to flamboyance!" It's been less than a month since I went to Tokyo, and you've learned badly, right? ā€

"I'm just flicking your tongue at you!" Iinuma said loyally.

Mom's tone was cold: "You'd better do what you say!" ā€

Isao Iinuma: "......"

This tigress in the family is very scary.

Her toughness is that she can easily kill a 200-kilogram wild boar with one punch, which is terrifying.

"Mom, I'm locked in the basement now."

"Well deserved!"

"Don't talk about it, tell me why His Royal Highness Fuki hates you?"

"This, how do I know this......"

Mom's voice seemed very weak and unconfident.

Iinuma Xun said angrily: "Have you been preventing her from seeing me for the past twelve years?" ā€

ā€œā€¦ā€¦ I—I didn't do anything wrong! The mother held on to her momentum and complained to her son angrily, "You don't know, Fu Ji is perverted in her heart!" She thinks of you as her own son in her heart, and if I don't take precautions, she may steal you in the middle of the night. ā€

"You think everyone is as sick as you......"

"What did you say!"

Mom's voice instantly raised eight keys.

"No, it's nothing...... Iinuma quickly changed the subject, "There is another question, what is going on with her physique?" ā€

"What physique?"

"Her bread! Lasting and sufficient, unlike human ......"

"Not in the first place!" Mom said with certainty.

For more than ten years, she bragged in front of her son every day, saying that she talked and laughed with the three demons back then, and was commensurate with the Amaterasu sisters, causing her son to subconsciously accept that there are demons and monsters in this world, although her son has not found anything extraordinary since he was a child.

"What youkai?" Isun Iinuma asked curiously.

The mother snorted and said in disgust: "Who else will steal children everywhere, but that bird?" ā€

Got it!

Gu won the bird!

This bird, also known as the Heavenly Emperor Maiden.

She put on her feathers and was a bird, and when she took off her feathers, she became a woman.

She doesn't give birth to babies herself, but only steals the chicks of other birds, and always steals them at night.

When she became a woman, she took away human babies and raised them.

In this way, it can explain why Her Royal Highness the concubine's food production is so abundant and long-lasting.

After all, babies can be stolen all year round, and if food is not supplied all year round, the stolen babies will starve to death...... The youkai constitution is truly amazing.

Iinuma thought for a while and asked, "In the past twelve years, has she often wanted to steal me in the middle of the night?" ā€

"Cut, how could it be! Mom, am I the kind of person who is passively defensive? My mother's chest straightened and she said proudly: "In the second year of your weaning, I made a little trick to trap her in Tokyo and never set foot in Hokkaido again." ā€

In a trance, Iinuma seems to understand why Fukie hates her mother.

"What the hell did you do!" He said angrily.

"It's just to find someone, marry her, let her have a baby by herself, don't worry about my baby. As a result, she, a stupid bird, kicked the man into a vegetative state, and the man's family was furious and vowed to seek justice! Your mother and I, take the opportunity to give full play to their ingenuity, and finally punish her to be confined in the Buddhist hall for a hundred years and not allowed to go out. ā€

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Suddenly, Iinuma Xun was in a cold sweat all over his body.

didn't let Fu Ji see his son, and forced Fu Ji to marry, and she was still married to a prince. Fu Ji didn't obey, kicked the prince angrily, and could only live alone in the Buddhist hall and stay widowed from then on...... If I were Fuki, if I didn't kill you, Iinuma smoked, I would not be a bird in this life.

"Mom......"

"What's the matter?"

"I'll change my last name."

"You dare!"

"I'm afraid that the royal family will kill me when they hear my name......"

ā€œā€¦ā€¦ Uh, ha, haha, it's not that serious, isn't it just a prince, their royal family can afford to lose. Besides, your mother and I are also kind, if you want to blame me, you can't blame me, let them blame Fuji to ......"

"What else have you done to lack morality, hurry up and say, otherwise I don't know how I was killed by you!"

"It's gone, it's gone......"

"Really?"

Far away in Hokkaido, my mother's eyes were dodgy, and her palms were sweating: "It's all gone!" You don't believe mom anymore, do you? Woo, mom is so sad, don't ask, ask about suicide again! ā€

"Alright, don't pretend!" Iinuma sighed, "Iinuma wants to find a way out of trouble now, and we'll talk about it next time." ā€

"Come on! Oh, by the way, Fuki's thing contains her demonic powers, you drink more. ā€

"I try."

"But mom warns you to squeeze it out and drink it in a bowl! If you dare to come directly with your mouth, I will fly to Tokyo and kill you! ā€

"Got it!"

Isuna Iinuma hung up the phone.

It just so happened that His Royal Highness Fu Ji pushed the door in and smiled brightly at him: "Do you eat the dishes first, or do you eat Fu Ji first?" ā€

"I ......"

Isao Iinuma was just about to talk about it first.

As a result, as soon as His Royal Highness Fu Ji put the food on the low table, he took him in his arms, stuffed what he hadn't eaten just now into his mouth, and whispered in his ear in a voice full of tenderness and love: "Let's eat Fu Ji first." It's been waiting for you for twelve years, and it hurts......"

ā€œā€¦ā€¦ā€

Isuna Iinuma instantly lost the strength to resist.

The warmth and softness of the face and the sweet food flowing in the mouth are really hard to resist......