"What's going on? What's going on? ”

"Don't mess around! Don't mess around! ”

"I'm so panicked......"

"Hurry up and find a way to reverse it, otherwise you will be pinched to death by the uncle!"

Pei Shuyu and Yu Yan made a chaotic momentum, and their little heads got together and chattered quietly.

Gou Huai couldn't help but laugh and sent out a third message.

"If I guessed wrong, you should explain immediately, and now I haven't been silent for a long time, is it a headache How to quibble?"

Smack!

Pei Shuyu's mobile phone fell off the table, and the diamond-encrusted phone case smashed with a crisp sound.

"Oh no......"

Yu Yan grabbed her hair and wailed: "It seems that the two of us are not opponents when we add a piece...... What the hell is your uncle doing with a dog?! ”

At the critical moment, Pei Shuyu was still more decisive.

"Forget it, don't think about it, just ask!"

Yu Ji: "Wow! Uncle, you're amazing! ”

Yu Ji: "Uncle, what are you doing?" I feel like you know everything......"

Su Huai told the truth: "Me? A pioneer on the road of life, who has started a small business, and has served many college students of your age. ”

Hiss......

Pei Shuyu and Yu Yan gasped and looked at each other, feeling as if the situation was developing in the worst direction.

"Could it be...... Did you really guess right? Is it really a teacher in our school? ”

Pei Shuyu gritted her teeth and asked directly.

Yu Ji: "Is it difficult...... Are you a university teacher? ”

Uncle Earth Dog: "Haha, how is it possible! For some reason, I didn't finish college. ”

Look, how honest our Huai brother is!

The honest and reliable Xiao Langjun who never lies is Brother Huai.

Indeed, he doesn't lie, but he seduces!

Combined with the context and the image of the live broadcast room, Pei Shuyu and Yu Yan immediately thought crooked-oh, the uncle is a poor man, he dropped out of college or didn't study at all.

Pei Shuyu felt very embarrassed, as if she had poked someone's wound.

So I quickly changed the subject.

Yu Ji: "There are all kinds of ways to succeed, aren't you doing well now?" That's enough. ”

Uncle Tugou: "Well, it's really good, while working, admiring beautiful women, life is full of hope." ”

Looking at the conversation on the screen, Yu Yan was extremely envious.

"Wow, it seems that your Uncle Dog must be a domineering president, sitting in a CBD office dozens of floors high, with floor-to-ceiling windows in the back, standing in front of the window with a coffee cup and overlooking most of the city, in front of which is the kind of one-way glass cubicle, and the little secretaries in black silk are walking around...... Wow! I really want to get a bunch of beautiful women to put on the opposite side to catch the eye! ”

"What do you call our Uncle Dog?"

Pei Shuyu waved her hand magnificently: "That's our dog uncle!" In the future, when I'm awesome, you're going to be my assistant......"

When she lowered her head to type, her mouth was still chattering: "When the time comes, let's get a bunch of beautiful women to put outside the office, don't look good, let alone men!" ”

Good guys, are you getting a bit of a misogynistic trend right now?

What's wrong with you?!

Su Huai was funny and angry, of course, he could understand.

The next three attacks that female anchors have to face are indeed a bit outrageous, and the sexier they are, the more difficult it is to avoid.

With Pei Shuyu's figure, it's strange that you can't see a hundred or so yellow sentences one day.

At present, her mentality is quite normal, but as the traffic becomes higher and her popularity skyrockets in the future, the probability of problems will become more and more great.

Hey, it's the greatest luck in your life to meet me......

Gou Huai didn't want to put gold on his face, and then unexpectedly received Pei Shuyu's approval.

Yu Ji: "I'm so lucky to meet you!" I pray that Uncle you are getting better and better, that your life is full of hope, and that my life will be different because of this......"

Uncle Earth Dog: "Wait a minute! ”

Su Huai deliberately teased her.

Uncle Earth Dog: "I'm me, you're you, what's the relationship?" ”

Yu Ji: "Uncle is on the way to take off all the way, and he must be reluctant to leave your favorite little padded jacket!" Right? ”

Yu Ji: "Hee-hee! ”

Yu Ji: "[Bixin] [Bixin]"

She is quite lively, with a smackening expression, constantly attacking Gouhuai's emotions.

Su Huai couldn't help but be amazed, she seemed to be born with how to give people value.

Not only for himself, but also for Yuyan's little sister.

She doesn't have Chen Nuanhan's outrageous emotional perception, but she will instinctively push towards the trend of "better" in everything she does, and there may not be results, but the starting point of her choice is often not wrong.

Outrageous Woman......

Su Huai did not "suppress" her anymore, and decisively increased the intensity.

Uncle Tugou: "Of course, I'm a person who believes in feelings very much, and when I see you, I feel that we are destined, so I turned around and stopped in your live broadcast room." ”

"Wow!"

Yu Yan let out an exclamation and stared at Pei Shuyu with a stunned expression.

"What a coincidence?! Just like you, Uncle Earth Dog is also a feeling of pie belching! ”

Pei Shuyu was also a little excited, pursed her lips, and her eyes kept flashing.

She forcibly stabilized her emotions and replied insincerely: "Let's take a look again, the time is too short now, we don't know him at all, I believe in feelings, but I believe in seeing people's hearts over time......"

Yu Yan asked curiously: "Then how do you feel about your uncle?" Tell me about it! ”

Pei Shuyu hesitated for a moment, and then slowly organized the language.

"Hmm...... It's a very intimate feeling, very reassuring, and before I turned on the lights for Uncle Dirt Dog for the first time, I felt that this person was worth believing and investing in, and it turned out that my judgment was not wrong.

But......

Well, he makes me feel very conflicted, I don't know how to describe it to you, that is, deep down in my heart, there will be a kind of, uh, tangled?

Oops, I don't know, it's weird anyway......"

Yu Yan was dizzy and tried to help her tidy up.

"Does it feel like this person is dangerous and mysterious, wants to get closer, but is a little uneasy, afraid of being hurt?"

Pei Shuyu nodded slowly, and then shook her head: "It's a bit like, but it's not exactly like that." ”

"Scumbag!"

Yu Yan suddenly clapped his hands vigorously and raised his voice categorically: "Don't guess, uncle must be a president-type scumbag with a super high rank!" ”

Burst!

Su Huai almost squirted out his saliva.

I have a face full of perseverance, and I have withstood several fierce attacks from a big beauty like Hu Shiyu, where is the scum? !

Pure and decent like me, can you find a second one on campus?!

Monkey business!

Yuyan's little sister's nonsense continues, and the more she talks, the more certain it becomes.

"You see, he knows everything about the live broadcast industry, right?

And he must have a large number on other platforms or our platform, and the level may not be high, and he may not know how much money he spent on other goblins.

Then you see, even if he doesn't take the initiative, don't those little goblins take the initiative either?

So don't pay attention to the minutiae of who moves the hand first and who moves on it, the point is that he must have been in love many times and slept with many female anchors!

Then why did he leave the original platform and run to us to open a trumpet?

There is only one truth...... One! Body! Feeling! Debt! ”

Good guy, you're Conan's sister, knock your face?!

Su Huai's eyes widened, and the whole person was a little nervous.

But what's the most outrageous?

It's TMD who thinks about it carefully, and her reasoning is so self-consistent, so logical, and so impeccable!

Anyway, Su Huai didn't know how to explain it.

can only say, don't underestimate any woman's whimsy, they are really stupid when they are stupid, and they are really unreasonable when they are unreasonable.

Fortunately, Pei Shuyu is the kind of active type, she will not hold the question in her heart, but will ask it skillfully.

Yu Ji: "Uncle, are you married?" ”

Su Huai wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and thought: Fortunately, I am a hanger, and I still have a chance to turn the tables......

Uncle Tugou: "No, the psychological age is very mature, it doesn't mean that the physical age is also very old, and I'm not in a hurry to get married." ”

"Between 35 and 40 years old!"

Kowtow Yan slapped his little hand again, and categorically cut off the generation of Gou Huai.

"It must be the rich generation, I have been struggling for my career before I was 30 years old, and it has stabilized in recent years, but I am still very busy at work, and I don't have time to look outside, so I play live when I am idle...... Don't believe you ask him! ”

Pei Shuyu really asked.

Yu Ji: "Then don't your parents urge?" You're so good, they must be so good, don't bother you? ”

Su Huai almost burst out laughing.

You are indeed very good at asking, but why am I opening the exam papers, how can I lose?!

Uncle Tugou: "They are all ordinary people, they can understand that it is not easy for me to start a business, and allow me to settle for a few more years." What's the matter, you're in a hurry for me? ”

Pei Shuyu immediately panicked and hurriedly defended.

Yu Ji: "No, no, I care about you!" I always have to know if watching my live broadcast and supporting me with so much money will affect my uncle's family...... Hehe, isn't it a bit cheap and stinky? ”

Gouhuai's eyes rolled, and the bad energy came up again.

Earth Dog No. 3: "Don't worry about it, I don't plan to fall in love for a long time, and you don't think about those beautiful things that have reached the sky in one step, be your little padded jacket obediently!" ”

Pei Shuyu was stunned.

Turning his head, he looked at Yu Yan with dazed suspicion: "What beautiful thing do I think?" Uncle Dog, he won't think ...... Thought it was ......"

"Your question is indeed a bit inappropriate."

Yu Yan said a fair word, touched his chin, and began to analyze again: "Everyone has to think about it, especially since he is still a self-made boss, he is a little more vigilant, and there is nothing wrong with it."

Well? But looking at it this way, Uncle Dog's rank is really high? ”

"How?"

"Don't eat low-grade dishes, it's easy not to put down chopsticks!"

The understanding of the face is getting smoother and smoother, and it is becoming more and more advanced.

"It's definitely not that he doesn't eat meat, but he needs time to determine which piece of meat is good and which is fat and greasy. Overall, it's much more picky than the Western Chu Overlord......"

"What do you mean? If the overlord likes me, don't you pick your mouth? Pei Shuyu rolled her eyes in anger.

"Look at your virtue in the live broadcast room!"

Yu Yan pursed her lips disdainfully, and directly mocked: "In addition to the explosion of her body, she is a glamorous and vulgar hair salon girl!" ”

Ahem!

Su Huai wanted to tell her a fair word.

It's not so exaggerated, there is indeed a little bit of vulgarity, but at least it is the red card level of the Qinglou, and the little girl in the hair salon is not worthy of touching porcelain.

Pei Shuyu was so frightened that she had nothing to love, and collapsed on the chair and wailed: "Then what should I do?" It's not what I thought it ......."

Yu Yan had a whim: "It's better to ...... Ask Uncle Dog? He seems to know how to belch! ”

"Dizzy!"

Pei Shuyu suddenly bounced up from the back of the chair and grabbed the phone in a panic.

"Oops, oops! Patronized and talked nonsense with you, and didn't return to uncle! ”

After a while, Su Huai, who was snickering, received her reply.

Yu Ji: "I treat you as a big brother, but you want to be my father?" ”

Yu Ji: "[Phew! Stinky rascal]"

Yu Ji: "Forget it, I forgive you, as long as you don't want to sleep with me, Brother Overlord and the others are about to annoy me......"

Yu Yan's eyes widened in astonishment: "Are you crazy?" Dare to say this kind of thing to him? ”

Pei Shuyu pursed her lips and nodded vigorously: "When it's time to stud, it's stud!" I don't want to go on like this anymore, let's see what he means......"

Gou Huai looked up at the two of them and couldn't help laughing.

The answers are all in front of you, come, students raise your hand, and I'll see if there is anything I won't do?

Really?!

Go to the back door and squat, don't leave after class!

Gou Huai typed silently, and soon, an exclusive version of the over-standard answer was freshly baked.

Uncle Earth Dog: "I see your troubles, but I believe in your tenacity more, are they really the problem?" No, I didn't think so all along. ”

Uncle Earth Dog: "Without any big brother, you can still broadcast well, so the real question is not who is who, but how do you get rid of the uneasiness and dependence in your heart." ”

Uncle Earth Dog: "I think I met you just to finish this." ”

Uncle Earth Dog: "My former anchor has already achieved self-sublimation, and I no longer need an old man with a father and a brain to point out." ”

Uncle Earth Dog: "I am glad that they have grown, but I have also lost the source of my sense of achievement, so I wander around looking for the next miss right." Could it be you? My feelings tell me that it's quite possible. ”

Uncle Earth Dog: "So, let's start with the simplest relationship - I push you forward, you provide me with happiness, even if you call me when you need help, but also trust and worship me, I enjoy this." ”

Uncle Earth Dog: "Is there a deal?" If you want, ...... Forget it, it's too sensy to reply directly, why don't you start with a new title? ”

……

Pei Shuyu and Yu Yan's two little heads were next to each other, and they read the seven consecutive pieces of information with a complicated expression.

The two looked at each other, and their minds were full of aftertastes for a long time.

"Look! I'll just say he's a thief, right?! There is not a word of money mentioned throughout the article, and the whole TM is the pattern! ”

Yu Yan sighed in surprise, but there was no disgust, but she was very envious of Pei Shuyu's luck.

"Milk Yu, how can any good thing happen to you?! The legendary fairy brother doesn't have to bend down to pick it up, he pounces directly into his arms?! Outrageous, outrageous......"

Sparrows, Pei Shuyu also feels outrageous.

I don't want to fall in love, I don't think about how to sleep with you, I am willing to help you go up, I just want you to get better, so as to meet his spiritual needs......

Did I'm saving the galaxy in my last life?

Yu Yan was still there desperately guessing and swearing.

"This kind of pattern, this kind of spiritual realm, at least has to be a billion-dollar boss, right? I've seen and played everything, and I'm out of low-level fun, so I want to raise a girl...... Milk Yu, catch him for me! ”

Pei Shuyu didn't need any encouragement, she had already made up her mind.

If you don't seize this kind of opportunity, it will be thunder and thunder.

But the question is......

How to catch?!

"New ......" Pei Shuyu hesitated a little, and subconsciously glanced at Yu Yan.

"What do you see me doing?!"

Yu Yan was so anxious that the Northeast dialect rushed out, and she couldn't wait to grab the phone and type for her.

"Shout!"

"Huh?"

Pei Shuyu's whole face turned red, and she asked, "Shouting, shouting what?" ”

"Damn! Play a fart with me! ”

Yu Yan rolled his eyes vigorously, and his face was full of hatred for iron and steel.

"Your father hinted so clearly, don't you know how to play with me?! Hurry up and lie your coquette, be careful when it's too late, your dad will find you a little mom! ”

Pei Shuyu was anxious, pushed her face away with force, and then trembled and typed two words, send.

Gou Huai grinned and looked at the mobile phone screen, and on the chat interface, there were two expected Chinese characters lying upright, as well as a string of punctuation marks.

Yu Ji: "Dad~~~"

I really didn't want to laugh......

But......

I really can't help it! Hahaha!

And this is not over, after letting go, Pei Shuyu directly came to a set of coquettish n companies.

Yu Ji: "Stinky Dad! If you don't get married, you raise your daughter, right? ”

Yu Ji: "You like me to call you that, right?" You'll be miserable in the future! Not only do I want money when I'm fine, but I also want to be pampered, and I want to be willful and clingy~~~"

Yu Ji: "If you treat me badly, I'll cry to you!" ”

Boy!

Who can bear this?!

Gou Huai lay on the table and smiled like a flower, unable to close his mouth at all.

Happy, too happy to step on the horse!

He typed right away, and he didn't care about the numbness, and it wasn't enough to take advantage of the main one.

Uncle Earth Dog: "Good daughter, I really can't see it, you are so good?" Okay, I'll take care of everything on the Internet in the future, you just have to be willful, I'll see what can happen! ”

When Pei Shuyu saw the reply, her heart was suddenly filled with warmth, and she felt an unprecedented sense of security.

Without thinking about it, she immediately changed the WeChat remarks to [Earth Dog Dad].

Until this moment, however, they hadn't even asked each other's names.

This is the illusory and real, harmonious and contradictory side of the Internet, no one needs to know too much, and they don't have to be completely embedded in the other, as long as the emotions are real, that's enough.

And what's even more interesting is that from beginning to end, neither of them considered the possibility that Brother Tugou was a liar.

It is not so difficult to distinguish between bragging and telling the truth, there are many stupid big brothers and stupid anchors, but there are not a few smart people.

Pei Shuyu and Yu Yan are very smart.

They don't look at how much money Brother Tugou has charged and how much money he has spent, but to observe his attitude towards money from the details, and compare and distinguish it from other big brothers.

Normally, it's almost impossible to make a mistake with two smart enough women to cross-validate a player at the same time.

It's not normal to be like this......

Who would have thought that his entire net worth was only hundreds of thousands, but he dared to brush hundreds of thousands every day?!

Whoever planted it on Gouhuai is not wronged, really, the ancestor of the fraud industry has to kneel down and knock him when he comes, and he will not make a sound.

"Wow!"

Yu Yan saw Su Huai's final reply, and let out an exclamation again.

"In the future, won't you be able to walk sideways on the Dogstar platform?"

"What?"

Pei Shuyu couldn't help but curl the corners of her mouth: "Dad is not that arrogant character, we are developing separately, why do we have to go sideways?" ”

"You give me normal!"

Yu Yan grinned and shook the goosebumps on his shoulders: "What about the screen, what are you messing with me?!" Do you have the ability to call him by voice? Damn retarded! ”

Gou Huai glanced up at the two of them, and hurriedly lowered his head to cover his mouth.

No, I'm Dad, Dad can't laugh!

As a result, Pei Shuyu was annoyed by her sisters, so she simply sent a voice communication request.

I'll go!

Su Huai was so frightened that he hurriedly hung up and replied, "It's inconvenient now, there should be time in the afternoon." ”

Pei Shuyu muttered in disappointment: "Uncle is so busy......"

was just teased by her best friend, and her courage to finally mention it has been exhausted, and she called her uncle again during normal communication.

"Normal, how many men in his position are not busy during the day?"

Yu Yan has firmly believed in Uncle Dog's domineering president character, which is called an empathetic persona.

I just don't know, if one day, there is really an opportunity for an offline showdown...... Grass! It's scary!

Su Huai felt that his scalp was numb when he thought about it, and the whole person was about to blow up.

Damn, what's going to happen then?

But then again, so far, Su Huai has never told a lie.

The most ambiguous sentence is just "My real age is enough for your uncle", and the rest is all the truth.

Just kidding, do you know what risk management is?

Of course, in the face of the woman who is going to be blown up, no matter how clever the risk management is, it is useless, and there is no need to be too optimistic......

Forget it, let's take a step at a time, it's cool enough now, and the trouble in the future will be solved later!

There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the water reaches the mouth of the stream from the beginning of the boat.

Li Bai has already made the truth clear, what are you worried about!

So, Gou Huai happily enjoyed the treatment of his father-the right to plan the live broadcast path for her.

The cause was her question: "Dabi, I wanted to ask yesterday, for fear of disturbing your rest...... What's wrong with me dancing? ”

Earth Dog Dad: "There are a lot of problems, do you really want to solve them?" ”

Yu Ji: "Of course! I'm going to get better, and you're going to help me get better, aren't you? ”

Su Huai's mood suddenly became a little wonderful and excited.

Some people see this help as thankless, but others enjoy it.

Gou Huai is the latter.

Planning your life for a top beauty, isn't it cool to watch her obedient appearance, even if there is no monetary return?

What's more, whatever you get is blood-earned, so the motivation is more and more surging.

It seems that she has to show some real skills, so that she can see the power of black and yellow old fritters......

What bad intentions can Su Huai have?

It's just that I feel that my favorability has increased to the middle of 70 points, and I just want to sprint again.

You can explode her gold coins with your mouth, harvest and worship trust, don't be too naughty.

However, when the matter came, Su Huai was not in a hurry.

Hold on and let her expectations brew again......

Gou Huai smiled lightly and typed leisurely.

Father Dog: "Okay, when I'm done with the business at hand, I'll talk to you by voice." Do you have time in the afternoon? ”

Yu Ji: "Yes, yes! Then Dad, you are busy first, remember to play me in the afternoon! ”

Daddy Dog: "Well, okay, bye-bye. ”

Gou Huai sent the last WeChat message, and saw Pei Shuyu clenching his fists and waving hard.

“yes！”

Yu Yan also accompanied her to swing her fist, extremely excited: "This thigh is stable!" Well done, Milky! ”

As early as when they saw Brother Tugou dealing with conflicts in the live broadcast room, they felt that this man had extraordinary maturity and a kind of casual calmness.

I also guessed during private discussions, there are only two possibilities -

First, he is the trumpet of a certain top big brother on the Dogstar platform, so he is familiar with everything on the platform.

Second, it was the first time he came to Dog Star to play, but his IQ was super high, so he got started very quickly.

Either way, the result is the same.

Anyway, Brother Tugou must be very knowledgeable, and he may even have more than one big anchor.

In the current era of wilderness, there are no live tutorials to be found on the Internet, and all the anchors are blind people crossing the river, including the bosses of the major guilds on the platform.

are all in the circle, but there are few people who know how to do it, and they dig an operation from Erya and hold it like a treasure, and they can give a monthly salary of 20,000+.

Did it work?

That's it.

There are few guilds that have the ability to praise people, and all of them rely on skinning anchors to make money.

Even, many platforms have become a mess, such as Panda, which has just been established.

Mina, who sits firmly in the first sister of the panda dance area, what is the level of income?

——Broadcast overnight, 2 million + free bamboo, 10,000 + real people, and a list of less than 10,000 yuan.

The betta dance area is actually lower, and the single-day turnover of the entire plate has always hovered below 200,000, and the players' willingness to spend is terrifyingly low.

That's hundreds of anchors, and even a dance area that sells photos everywhere!

It's not enough for Brother Tugou to fight alone......

The ceiling of the dance anchor is too low.

No one will watch it if it doesn't sell it, and no one will brush it if it sells it, it's really miserable.

Pei Shuyu can feel her talent in live broadcasting, but she relies on herself to solve it, in fact, she has neither ideas nor plans, and a Xichu overlord can give her a headache.

However, she is also a character who is prepared for danger in times of peace and eager to succeed, so she often falls into anxiety.

And Su Huai's appearance is like a lighthouse, illuminating the way forward in the mysterious fog.

Oh, it's not fully illuminated yet, but it's enough to stir her imagination and anticipation.

She chatted happily with Yu Yan and guessed a lot, but no matter how they let their imagination fly, they couldn't guess what kind of shock Su Huai was about to bring.

Su Huai, who has spanned more than ten years of cycles and raised his intelligence to 80 points, has to be described by a description of two points......

He is the god of this realm.

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I've been trying to write different content, I'm afraid of repeating myself, and I want to give you a fresh presentation.

Until now, there's really not much to write.

In order to write a good live broadcast, I consulted too much information, listened to lectures, and asked friends and anchors who were guilds to inquire about gossip and psychology......

I understand the truth that is difficult to reconcile, and everyone must understand it too, I can only try my best in attitude, write something different from others, write interesting, and then wait for everyone's judgment.

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