Chapter 209: Swing
When I looked around, I found that there was an old man in rags not far away.
The old man had unkempt hair and a scruffy beard, and was wearing a short shirt full of holes, two dark arms and half a belly, and a pair of patched Burmese crotch pants underneath.
The old man's demeanor made his image even more unbearable - he let go of the waistband of his Burmese crotch pants and lowered his old dizzy head, as if he was catching lice hidden in the crotch of Burmese crotch pants.
Unkempt and profligate, the old man gave Zhang Xuan a very bad impression.
The reason why Zhang Xuan hurriedly came out of Xiao Qiankun was because he felt that his heart suddenly fluttered, thinking that there might be something strange around him, but he didn't expect that the strangeness around him was such a sloppy old man.
The image of this sloppy old man is comparable to that of the obscene old man who often brings a big demon for him to kill, but the obscene old man's dress is more decent than that of the sloppy old man.
"Uncle, I'm resting here, but you deliberately open your pants next to me to catch lice, isn't that right?" Zhang Xuan said with a frown.
"Huh!" The old man replied without raising his head, "You rest yours, I'll catch my lice, we don't offend each other, what's so bad?" The road is facing the sky, go to one side, and you still don't have to look for trouble. ”
"What to go aside? You caught lice next to me, and it made my heart flutter, and my heart thumped from time to time, and it affected me. Zhang Xuan said, "You are so disrespectful to the old, you are immoral and don't say it, it makes me very embarrassed!" ”
When the old man heard Zhang Xuan say this, he raised his head and said, "You are awkward, that's right." ”
"What's right?" Zhang Xuan glared and said, "I said that it was not good for you to do this, but you just said that it was right to do this, what do you mean, did you deliberately raise the bar with me?" ”
"Hehe, you misunderstood me." The old man smiled slightly, and smiled with a wrinkled face, "I'm swinging, a little force, your heart will swing, this is normal, right." If your heart doesn't pound, it's not normal. ”
Well? This old man, a single name, a swing word, a little bit of Lao Tzu's heart will swing, if what he says is the truth, it will be too weird, indicating that this guy is not an ordinary person. There are such people in the country of Bataan, which means that the demonic atmosphere here is extremely strong, which is different from that of the country of Chaina. It seems that the demons here have grown to an unexpected point and must be exterminated as soon as possible.
Thinking of this, Zhang Xuan couldn't help but have a sense of urgency to subdue demons and subdue demons, and the first thing was to surrender the old guy named Dang in front of him.
However, this old guy's supernatural powers are too weird to deal with.
It's not easy to deal with, and you have to deal with it head-on, anyway, you can't let him do it.
"Ah, I didn't think you were a monster." Zhang Xuan opened his mouth and said, "Where did you learn your unique magical powers?" ”
"It's so paradoxical to say that I didn't even understand it myself." Dang frowned slightly and said, "One night, I was sleeping soundly in a bush, and suddenly I felt as if someone was shaking my body, and when I opened my eyes, there was no one in front of me. In a panic, he calmed down and thought about it, but he expected to encounter a sneaky encounter, so he shouted loudly, intending to scare it away. ”
"What was the result?" Zhang Xuan asked curiously.
"As a result, I felt as if something had entered my body, and it was black, large, and blurred, and it kept screaming and screaming as it came in." Swinging his eyes and responding, "That monster shouted, I can't imagine that such a monster as Lao Tzu was actually absorbed by your special physique, damn it!" Lao Tzu is dead, but the magical powers that he has cultivated with great difficulty will be passed on. I'm going to pass on this unique supernatural power to you right now. You have inherited my supernatural powers, and you will walk the rivers and lakes in the name of my supernatural powers and carry it forward. From now on, your name will be Dang, and if you don't obey my last wishes, I will let you die a bad death! ”
"That's how you got your name." Zhang Xuan bowed his head and said, "So, did that shouting guy tell you how to use his unique magical powers?" ”
"I don't need to tell it, I'll use it myself." "When I came to my senses, images of those supernatural powers popped up in my mind, and I watched them carefully and memorized them. These supernatural powers boil down to one word, which is swing. ”
"Swing what? How to swing? It can't be debauchery, prodigality and loitering, right? Zhang Xuan continued to ask.
"What you are talking about are low-level, losers, and the style is not high, and the gentleman does not do it, not even the monster." Dang opened his mouth to respond, "I have been wandering since I was a child, I have been wandering for decades, and my wandering habits are difficult to change, and it looks very obscene, but what I do is a high-level swing. ”
"What are your so-called high-level? Can you give a few examples? ”
"For example, my fair lady swings near the wall, causing chaos and red, is this a high-level swing? For example, when young men and women meet each other and look at each other, their hearts sway for a while, and they are embarrassed, is this a high-level swing? Isn't it interesting that I play some games like this with people in the midst of my wanderings, so that the body and mind of the person who were originally still and whose mind is like water suddenly swing up? ”
When Zhang Xuan heard this, he frowned, and said disdainfully: "Hey, these sassy operations of yours are nothing more than disturbing people's Qingxing, they are really low-level, not high-level at all." When you say this, you are smug and shameless! ”
"Young man, you look like you are scaring people at every turn, obviously you lack a tutor!" Glancing at Zhang Xuan, he said in a disdainful tone, "Since that's the case, then I have to make up for this lesson for you." ”
After that, I don't know what magical power was drummed, Zhang Xuan's body involuntarily swayed back and forth.
He was sitting on the ground, his body swaying back and forth, and his buttocks rubbing back and forth on the ground, and the mountain was bare, and there were no weeds, and he rubbed back and forth, rubbing dirt roads on the bare mountain. If it weren't for the fact that his body was unusually hard and strong, his butt would have been bleeding and firing.
He was so annoyed that he tried his best to stabilize himself, but he couldn't do it anyway.
What's even more annoying is that Dang looked at him with such an embarrassed appearance, and sneered.
"Boy, your current actions are really not high-level swings, because you are just rubbing on the ground, and your ass is covered with dust." "If you're going to do an advanced swing, you might as well beg for mercy, in that case, I'll let you get off the ground and swing back and forth to reduce some of the pain of your butt rubbing against the ground." ”
Zhang Xuan listened to these humiliating words, and he really wanted to cry without tears. Unexpectedly, he, a master of the world with the background of a great god and subdued many demons, would be planted in the hands of this extremely obscene homeless man in front of him, and he had no power to fight back.
In his grief and indignation, he began to realize that now this world is no longer just those big demons who are doing demons, but also people like the obscene old man in front of him who have obtained some demon magic due to chance, and the situation has become more complicated than before. In this case, his future task must not only stop at destroying demons, but also try to kill a group of demons like the obscene old man.
Whether it is a big demon or a demon, they all like to be demons, and anyone who likes to be a demon should be among the exterminations.
The immediate priority is to try to kill the obscene old man in front of him.
In a hurry, he hurriedly took out the lion phoenix qin, performed the seven killing skills, and launched a sound attack on the swing.
With such a sound attack method, even the Douhua Monster can be easily killed, and there is no problem in dealing with Dangzidang.
However, it turned out that he was wrong. In the face of his sound attack, Dang did not show any panic, and still looked calm.
It was clear that his tone attack did not produce the desired effect.
The result was much more than he expected, and he had to speed up the rhythm of the stroke to increase the intensity of the attack.