Chapter 60: Marriage
Let's say that Tong Zhihua, who was hiding in the big maple tree, heard the screams and asked vigilantly: "Who?" ”
Tian Dacang heard Tong Zhihua's voice and asked, "Is it Tong Zhihua?" ”
Tong Zhihua also heard Tian Cannon's voice and responded: "I am Tong Zhihua." ”
A salvo of flashlights from under the tree shot into the tree.
Tian Dacang asked, "How did you climb the tree?" ”
Tong Zhihua sighed and said, "I got lost, I couldn't get out, so I had to go up the tree to prevent the beast from attacking." ”
Tian Dacang smiled and said: "You kid, you hide here on your wedding night to have fun, so we are looking for you everywhere." ”
Tong Zhihua and Tian Min had already descended from the tree to the ground.
Tian Min shyly said sorry to Tong Hua.
Tong Zhihua bowed to everyone and said, "Originally, I just went to Love Mountain to pray for love for a lifetime, and went to the bamboo forest to pray for a higher married life." But... Lost. I, Tian Min, thank you for your life-saving grace! ”
When it comes to saving lives, everyone thinks of the dangers of the bamboo forest, wolves, wild boars, snakes...... It is a common animal in the bamboo forest, and all of them pose a threat to people. So, Tong Hua ordered to leave the bamboo forest quickly.
Leaving the bamboo forest and entering the plank road, in the rest pavilion of the plank road, Tong Hua took out all the food she carried, and contacted Director Tong at the same time. After a while, Director Tong and the team members also returned.
Seeing Tong Zhihua and Tian Min devouring hungry, the police and security guards began to tease them.
"On the wedding night, you are hungry like this, you two are physiologically fine!"
"Do you see that the two of them eat like people with physical problems?"
"It's because of the strong physiological function and high consumption that I have to desperately replenish energy!"
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Tian Min was embarrassed to hear this, turned around sharply, and ran frantically along the plank road.
Tong Zhihua chased after him.
Tian Cannon and several policemen also chased after him.
That night, Tong Zhihua and Tian Min returned home at more than eleven o'clock at night. According to folk customs, from the time of the evening, unmarried adult men and women are to marry in the marital room. The more fierce the trouble, the more auspicious, and the faster and smoother the development in the future, the more prosperous it will be.
Invited to participate in the marriage were Du Detao, Song Fulai, Yi Shanshan, He Leirui and Tian Min's two female colleagues. These two colleagues and Tian Min were assigned to teach at Dudu Po Primary School, one named Niuniu, and the other named Qiaoqiao, both unmarried.
Yi Shanshan arranged Du Detao and Qiaoqiao, Song Fulai and Niuniu to sit together. He Leirui also secretly asked her, would she be jealous?
Yi Shanshan secretly replied to her: "Fools are jealous!" ”
In fact, Du Detao and Song Fulai are not the type of Yi Shanshan. Although both of them are college students, they are honest and honest.
Previously, Tong Hua intended to combine Yi Shanshan with Du Detao and Song Fulai. Later, Yi Shanshan noticed Tong Hua's kindness, so she directly told Tong Hua that Du Detao and Song Fulai were not the types she liked.
Tong Hua asked her what type she liked?
Yi Shanshan didn't say anything about the type, only said that it wasn't the type of Detao and Fulai anyway.
Tong Hua also wanted to introduce He Leirui to Du Detao or Song Fulai.
He Leirui's words made Tong Hua completely shut up. He Leirui said, Mr. Tong, why don't you choose one to marry!
As soon as Tong Zhihua and Tian Min entered the wedding room, Yi Shanshan shouted: "Stand up and applaud the bride and groom to enter the cave room!" ”
A waterfall of applause rang out.
Tong Zhihua hugged his fists and wrote: "Thank you for coming! ”
Tian Min bowed to everyone and said, "Thank you for helping our marriage!" ”
Everyone, you and I have spoken:
"I'm not here to help, I'm here to get married and make a hole in the house."
"Do you know what a hole room is?"
"I don't know, tell me about it!"
"If you want to hear a little more civil, it's still a little savage."
"Let's be savage!"
"Are you trying to take advantage of the bride? For example, picking the bride's clothes, kissing the bride..."
"You're disgusting!"
"There's something even more disgusting! I've heard of a group of gangsters in the haunted room
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The story of a bridesmaid who caused her to bleed! ”
"Don't say it, the more you talk about it, the more disgusting it becomes, it's too bloody."
"You said you wanted to be savage."
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At this time, Du Detao stood up with a glass of wine and said, "I'm very happy to be a troublemaker in Brother Zhihua's cave room." I have a small suggestion, that is, civilized and elegant entertainment style cave house, to avoid some of the previous renting barbaric and ignorant and low-level practices. ”
Tian Min was the first to express his support. Subsequently, Niu Niu, Qiao Qiao, and Song Fulai also tried their best to echo it.
Yi Shanshan and He Leirui have different views. They think that if they don't fight, they won't make trouble, they won't be noisy, people won't make ghosts, and the more fun they have, the longer they will live. If it is too civilized and elegant, it will lose its noisy effect.
After Du Detao and Song Fulai muttered a few words, the two walked towards Yi Shanshan and He Leirui with cups. The two of them had gloomy faces and very unfriendly expressions.
"Are you two hooligans?"
"Haunted in the cave room, by the way, play tricks on the two bridesmaids."
"Well, that's what I need! One by one, or all together. ”
Du Detao and Song Fulai were stunned for a moment, and they had no idea for the time being. But it quickly adjusted.
Du Detao took the wine glass and said, "Is it a cup by a cup, or a bottle by bottle." ”
"Drinking?"
"Isn't the cave room just drinking and trying to be lively?"
"I thought...," Yi Shanshan squinted and smiled, "then come one by one and put it on one by one." ”
"Okay, but if I drink too much, I can't guarantee that I won't do something ridiculous."
"What's ridiculous?"
"Like stripping naked, admiring the scenery, and even doing things that carry on the family lineage."
Yi Shanshan looked at Du Detao in a daze, she couldn't believe that Du Detao, who was usually too honest to look at her with his eyes, said such an outrageous thing. But she didn't believe that Du Detao and Song Fulai had the courage to pick up her clothes.
"Come on, drink what you like." It seems that Yi Shanshan intends to tease Du and Song.
So, the haunting room started with a wine fight. First of all, Du Detao, Song Fulai, Yi Shanshan, and He Leirui fought against each other, and you drank a glass of him and exchanged drinks.
Tong Zhihua and Tian Min wanted to stop them from fighting, and switched to civilized methods such as guessing riddles, songs, poems, and fist strokes. Unexpectedly, as soon as Tong Zhihua said it, he was opposed by Yi Shanshan. There is no way, it has to be up to their temperament.
This time, Yi Shanshan proposed to give a gift to the newlyweds. In this way, six troublemakers and two newcomers form two camps to fight against each other.
After not drinking for a while, Tian Min had a stomachache and was accompanied by Tong Zhihua to the bathroom. Niuniu and Qiaoqiao blamed Yi Shanshan for forcing Tian Min to drink.
Yi Shanshan was unhappy, and Maotou pointed to Niuniu and Qiaoqiao: "Are you not convinced?" Dissatisfied, we continue to drink. ”
"Drink and see who can't do whom." Niu Niu's temper also came up.
"Yo ho, the people's teachers have ambition and backbone. Say, how to drink? ”
"Manor VS School"
"Industrial Workers VS People's Teachers? Don't go back on what you say. Detao, Fulai, do you hear it, we are in one camp. ”
"Let's drink, why are you involved with the two of you?"
"Niuniu is right, Fulai and I won't join in your fun." Obviously, Du Detao and Song Fulai are biased towards Niuniu and Qiaoqiao.
Yi Shanshan was very angry, picked up the wine bottle cap on the table and threw it at Du Detao. Du Detao didn't dodge, and the bottle cap smashed on his nose impartially.
Next, Yi Shanshan and He Leirui confronted Niuniu and Qiaoqiao.
She is worthy of being a heroine! A few glasses of wine fell into the stomach, but no one gave in.
If you don't admit defeat, then keep drinking. However, they drank and drank, and they turned out to be an alliance, and they unanimously pointed at Du Detao and Song Fulai.
How can Du Detao and Song Fulai have the face to lose to the girls, and the girls must be shown to be strong. So, they threw their glasses, grabbed a bottle of wine, and blew the bottle.
The four girls were a little drunk, and borrowed wine to strengthen their courage, and the girls also grabbed the wine bottles and wanted to blow them.
Song Fulai was distressed, and told the girls to do what they could, don't hold on.
Where are the girls? Seeing that Du Detao was blowing the bottle, they also began to blow the bottle. One bottle, two bottles, and the third bottle was about to be opened, Tong Zhihua and Tian Min happened to come in, saw their drunkenness, and quickly snatched the wine bottle from their hands.
When a few people saw that there was no wine, they put on a drunken posture and said drunk words that were half serious and half ridiculous.
"The bride and groom, it's too inauthentic! We're in this hole, and you're playing hooligans in the bathroom. ”
"Yi Shanshan, if you want to, let's go to the bathroom and play hooligans."
"Du Detao, you belong to a dog, catch the female dog and vent."
"Hey, Sister Shanshan, I found that you and Brother Detao, Sister Lei Rui and Brother Fulai are very husband and wife!"
"Niuniu, your eyes are long and your ass is on, and the four of me can't pee in a pot. Otherwise, my son would have made soy sauce. ”
"I can see it, you Niuniu fell in love with Du Detao, and happened to fall in love with Song Fulai. You were testing our situation just now, don't worry, Shanshan and I will definitely not rob your husband. ”
"What husband, shame me!"
Niuniu and Qiaoqiao covered their faces with ten fingers, and peeked at Du Detao and Song Fulai through their fingers!
A few noisy people talked and talked, and they all fell asleep on the table.
Yi Shanshan is still talking in her dreams! "Du Detao, didn't you say that I was drunk, you want to pick off my clothes, look at my scenery, and have children with me and pass on the lineage! You'll come, I'll wait! ”
Tong Zhihua and Tian Min exchanged glances, and smiled helplessly.
Tian Min sighed and said, "Look, the cave room has become my own cave room." ”
That night, Tong Zhihua and Tian Min kept them awake all night.
The next day, the village committee of Dudupo and the manor of Dudupo jointly issued an initiative to change customs and reform marriage customs. From that day on, the traditional wedding customs of the ferry slope began to withdraw from the stage of history, and a new fashion of marriage began to take shape.