Chapter 265: The True Face of the Lewd Old Man
When the Banlan Monster and the Thunder Fire Monster collided for the second time, Zhang Xuan took advantage of the Thunder Fire Monster's unstable footing, and immediately stretched out the flower stick, intending to pull the Thunder Fire Monster over.
As soon as the stick came into contact with the Thunder Fire Monster, its front end changed, conjuring up a fire tong-like thing, clamping the Thunder Fire Monster tightly, making the Thunder Fire Monster unable to move.
Zhang Xuan didn't have time to praise the flower stick, so he hurriedly threw the flower stick and the thunder fire monster into the small world, and by the way, he took the banlan monster in.
After entering Xiaoqiankun, the Thunder Fire Monster was still making trouble, first bouncing on the ground, and after bouncing tens of thousands of times, it rose to the sky again, hovering still.
"Ah, you damn guy, you tossed Lao Tzu so badly, Lao Tzu deserves to beat you up. Thinking that you have become the little sun here, Lao Tzu has the right to store your sins, when you are disobedient, Lao Tzu will settle your old accounts and new accounts together! ”
Zhang Xuan proudly looked at the Thunder Fire Monster hovering in the air, intending to share the happiness in his heart with Baguio and Hongrui, but turned his head to look, but saw Hongrui covering his face and not turning his head away from him.
Seeing this scene, he realized how unbearable he was naked, so he planned to go to the house to get a set of clothes to change into.
But seeing Baguio coming over with his clothes, he asked with a cold face: "Zhang Xuan, you deliberately made this appearance, who do you want to seduce?" ”
Zhang Xuan hurriedly took the clothes in Baguio's hand, and said while putting them on: "Hey, don't say it, I'm almost angry!" ”
When Zhang Xuan was dressed up again, Hongrui and Xiao Ji gathered around.
After listening to Zhang Xuan's battle against the Thunder Fire Monster, several people couldn't help but sigh, even those big demons also sighed.
The Mangshan Demon said: "Master, that lewd old man has made you embarrassed, you should hate him." However, he brought us a little sun, and you should thank him too. ”
"Hmph, thank him for what?" Zhang Xuan glared and reprimanded, "That damn old man, blindly going against me, in order to earn the commission of those two jujubes, bring a demon today, bring a monster tomorrow, almost tossed me to death, I have to thank him, what kind of bullshit logic is this!" ”
"Zhang Xuan, if you want me to say, you should really thank him." Hongrui said, "I've thought over and over again, that lewd old man is not actually harming you, but helping you. ”
"Huh? On what basis do you say that? Zhang Xuan asked with a glare.
"Think about it, that obscene old man's skills are much higher than yours, you can kill demons, can't he kill them? Every time he kills a demon, he can scavenge a lot of money, isn't this much more than those so-called commissions? Hongrui responded, "He brought a demon today, tomorrow he brought a monster, you killed those monsters, every time there is a harvest, it is you who take advantage, but the obscene old man has not earned a penny, you say he is so hard, what is the purpose?" ”
Zhang Xuan blinked his eyes and pondered, thinking that Hongrui was reasonable, and said, "Could it be that the old guy is really helping me?" If this is the case, then I owe him a great deal of money, not only have I not thanked him, but I have never given him a good look. ”
After that, he hurriedly left Xiao Qiankun and searched for the traces of the obscene old man in the air, but where could he find it?
At this moment, the obscene old man has changed his image, and if anyone recognizes him, they can recognize him at a glance as Lianggen, who has been entrusted by the Emperor of Heaven to act as the land god of Crouching Tiger.
Lianggen hovered high in the sky, looked at Zhang Xuan below, and said, "Boy, I can only help you with this."
"Since accepting the commission of the Emperor of Heaven, I have come to Crouching Tiger to be the god of the land, and I will help you grow wholeheartedly, even at the cost of destroying my image and humblingly bearing your scolding. As a god, I was bullied and scolded by you as a mortal, and many times I even wanted to slap you to death, so as to teach you a lesson for this guy who did not do more and did not respect the elderly, but for the sake of the emperor's entrustment and the overall situation, I had to swallow this evil breath hard.
"You are a star of hope, or rather, the hope of the entire planet. However, in the future, you will encounter more and more opportunities, but also more and more challenges. If you are not good at using the opportunity to overcome the challenge, but are picked off by the challenge, the star of hope will become the star of disappointment, not only your previous efforts are in vain, but also my efforts have been in vain. I don't want to see that, but it's up to me to see what you do and what you do.
"Judging by what has just happened, some challenges can be fatal for you, and the slightest mistake can lead to a losing game. This thunder monster I brought is certainly an opportunity for you, but if it weren't for my psychic stick, you wouldn't be able to subdue it. That psychic stick is my treasure, and I was going to borrow it from you for a while and then take it back, but considering your future situation, I can't bear to take it back.
"I only have such a baby, but I cheapened you for nothing, I didn't even get a thank you from your mouth, and the bitterness in my heart has nowhere to confide, alas, sad!"
After that, he looked at Zhang Xuan who was looking around for a while, turned into a gust of wind and disappeared, and there seemed to be a long series of sighs left in the wind.
Zhang Xuan looked left and right, did not see the figure of the obscene old man, entered Xiao Qiankun again, entered the fine house, frowned and said: "Yaoyao, look, we were originally a talented and beautiful couple, but now my skin is burned black, my eyebrows are burned, and I am no longer worthy of you, are you anxious or not?" ”
Baguio smiled: "That's just right, what am I anxious about?" You used to think that you were a beautiful man, and you felt very good about yourself, and you were very proud in front of me. Now, you self-destruct your image, in order to let me give you some good colors, but you have to be careful everywhere and at all times, isn't it taking advantage of my will? ”
When Zhang Xuan heard this, he was immediately stunned, and said secretly in his heart: Hey, Lao Tzu has always offered you as a baby, when have you ever been arrogant? Speak with a conscience! I'm disfigured now, but through the nourishment of the happy lotus, I will soon recover, and then I will be a young man in the wind of Yushu, do you have to be careful in front of you for the rest of my life? Dream on!
I thought so in my heart, but I didn't dare to say anything, so I had to go to the stream to bathe silently.
Although the Thunderfire Monster did not cause him deep damage, the surface of his skin burned by the Thunder Fire had already been carbonized, and when he rubbed his hands in the bath, he rubbed off a layer of fine carbon particles.
Looking at those gray-black carbon particles, Zhang Xuan couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Oops, Lao Tzu's white and delicate skin has turned into these charred black carbon particles, it's incredible!" That hellish thing of the Thunder Fire Monster, it's damn to have created such a great sin! Hmph, fortunately, Lao Tzu accepted it in time, and it will not harm others again, otherwise, there may be many people who will suffer! ”
After rubbing the carbon particles off his body, he felt a slight tingling in his skin, so he came out of the water, quickly put on his clothes, and went back to the house to rest.
After a good night's sleep, he jumped out of bed, went to the kitchen, and said to him, "Go and catch a sheep and slaughter it, so that I can make up for it." With so many carbon particles falling off his body, there is a lot of energy loss, how can he do it if he doesn't make up for it! ”
When he heard this, he went out to catch sheep.
Zhang Xuan let the four kill the sheep, in fact, to vent his anger. He suffered a loss from the Thunder Fire Monster, and knew that the Thunder Fire Monster was useful to him, so it was not good to vent his anger on the Thunder Fire Monster, so he had to vent it on the sheep that the sheep demon had turned into.
In fact, he can also let the four kill the pigs, considering that those pig demons are working hard to open up the wasteland and farm, they can't bear to do it after all.
After eating a meal of mutton and drinking a few bowls of mutton soup, his mood completely calmed down.
Those craftsmen mistakenly thought that this was the sheep that Zhang Xuan had killed to welcome them, and after eating the mutton that Zhang Xuan gave them, they came to thank them, and Zhang Xuan was stunned and had to deal with it with it.