Chapter 270: Three Kingdoms Interpretation

This is still the territory of Fulaoguo, and the ground is not very peaceful, and he has just walked a little way before he encounters several robbers.

Seeing that he was alone, several robbers with teeth and claws rushed over murderously, intending to make money and kill him, but he was easily dismissed.

Entering the city, he released Baguio in a place where no one was, holding hands, swaggering forward, looking for a place to eat.

The food in Xiao Qiankun is good, but it is too monotonous to eat in it, and he wants to change the taste with Baguio.

Coming to a brightly lit wine shop, Zhang Xuan walked in with Baguio without hesitation.

He has a lot of money from the imperial court, and he can afford to eat even the most high-end restaurants.

Xiao Er saw a pair of handsome men and women with extraordinary manners coming in, and hurriedly led them to the only empty table left.

After sitting down, Zhang Xuan opened his mouth and asked, "Little Er, why is your business here so hot?" ”

Xiao Er responded with a smile: "Guest officer, I won't tell you that the reason why our business is booming is because we recently invited a storyteller. The storyteller is sharp-tongued, and what he tells is the magical story of Monkey King Zhang Xuan's subduing demons and subduing demons, which is very attractive. ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the position against the wall.

Zhang Xuan looked at it, and sure enough, he found that there was a high platform in the corner of the wall, and on the high platform sat an old man with white hair but strong spirits. The old man held a lure in his arms, staring at the place where there was no one in front of him, and had not yet started singing.

The old man was singing about his story, and he wanted to listen to it.

After Xiao Er took the menu and retreated, Baguio whispered: "In charge, it's you who raps, it seems that you are already well-known in this country, and your reputation is very famous." ”

"Shouldn't it be so loud?" Zhang Xuan glanced at her and said, "I am a flower inside the wall and a fragrance outside the wall, there is no such treatment in the Chaina country!" ”

"Yo, it seems that you are dissatisfied with your father!" Baguio said, "When I return to China, I will definitely tell my father and let him improve your treatment, how about it?" ”

Zhang Xuan was about to respond, but saw the storyteller turning the shaft to pluck the strings and prepare to rap, so he had to shut up.

"Rank, who are you talking about this time?" The storyteller fiddled with the piano and said, "It's still the same Zhang Xuan who subdues demons and subdues demons!" That Zhang Xuan, everyone thought he was a mortal, but in fact, he was an immortal. His mother dreamed at night that a man of God had come into her bosom, and she conceived two years and twelve months before giving birth to him. ”

When Zhang Xuan heard this, he couldn't help but be angry and funny. These storytellers have a flamboyant tongue and talk nonsense, and everything will be out of shape in their mouths.

In order to uncover the mystery of being born after staying in his mother's womb for three years, he asked: "Storytellers, most people stay in their mother's womb for ten months, why did Zhang Xuan stay in his mother's womb for three years?" ”

When the storyteller heard this, he seemed to be dissatisfied with Zhang Xuan's rash interjection, and seemed to despise Zhang Xuan's ignorance, and after glancing at him, he said: "The old man said that Zhang Xuan was a Monkey King in his current life, and he was an immortal in his previous life, not a mortal in the flesh, and the gestation time is naturally different from us mortals. If it's the same, how can there be those magical powers that subdue demons and subdue demons? You'd better not ask these inexplicable questions again! ”

Zhang Xuan was taught a lesson by the storyteller, so he had to laugh and keep silent, gobbled up his meal, and pulled Baguio to leave quickly.

Out of the wine shop, Baguio smiled: "Zhang Xuan, I only know now that you have been in your mother's womb for three years!" ”

"Those foolish people are arranged, you actually believe it!" Zhang Xuan said with a snort.

Baguio saw that he was serious, so he stopped teasing him.

The two rested in the hotel for the night, and left the next day, while Zhang Xuan continued his round-the-world tour.

In this way, it is not a day to stay overnight.

On that day, Zhang Xuan and Baguio were in a town in Bataan, and they met a storyteller in a wine shop, telling the story of his subjugation of demons and demons.

However, in the mouth of this storyteller, his conception and birth have been changed. According to the storyteller, his mother was conceived because she drank a sip of water from a mountain spring, which was a sacred water, and after drinking the water, her mother slept by the spring, and dreamed that a man of God with three heads and six arms had fallen into her bosom and was conceived for a year and eight months before giving birth to him. He was born to speak, and after ten days he could somersault in bed, and after a month he could stretch out his arms and legs to punch him, and a hundred days later he even killed an old sow with one punch.

When the storyteller exaggerated his deeds of subduing demons and subduing demons, he kept saying that he was a god who was a god of heaven.

He was not surprised by the storyteller's nonsense stories, but he was very curious about the title of Tongtian Shenjun, and then asked the storyteller, only to know that this was the title given to him by the imperial court.

From this point of view, the guy who locked the warehouse really re-sealed him according to the title of Fu Laoguo.

Cangsuo, this damn guy, has no principles, no bottom line, and no knowledge in big things, but he likes to compete with others in such trivial things, and he has to compare up and down, Lao Tzu really convinced him!

However, the two titles, one is the Monkey King and the other is the Tongtian Divine Monarch, but they are also equal.

Zhang Xuan complained in his heart, but Baguio smiled and said: "Zhang Xuan, it turns out that you are so amazing, there are several versions of even being born, it seems that I am going to get to know you again!" ”

"If you want to get to know me again, I want to get to know you again!" Zhang Xuan rolled his eyes and said, "I have such a high status now, wouldn't it be more suitable to divorce you and marry a goddess immortal with great powers?" ”

When Baguio heard this, he was so angry that he wanted to twist his ears, and he had to be forced to beg for mercy.

A few days later, Zhang Xuan rested in a town again at nightfall.

This town is called Xuancheng, and it is the territory of the kingdom of Chaina.

When Zhang Xuan and Baguio entered a grand wine shop, they actually met a storyteller again, and the content of the talk was actually him. However, due to his late arrival, he did not hear what the situation was like when he was born, and it must have been very different from the actual situation.

After sitting down, Zhang Xuan said to Baguio with a smile: "Yaoyao, you see, now the storytellers of the three countries are all interpreting my story of subduing demons and subduing demons, and I am a celebrity wherever I go, if anyone recognizes it, won't it be surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside?" ”

Baguio responded with a smile: "The master, it's a pity that you don't have the ability to tell stories, if you can tell stories and can personally publicize your deeds of subduing demons and subduing demons, you will definitely earn a lot of money and have no problem supporting your family." ”

When Zhang Xuan heard this, he shook his head and said, "No, even if I am clever and clever, if I tell the truth about those actions of subduing demons and subduing demons, it will not be better than these storytellers." Stories are made up, and the more outrageous they are, the more attractive they are, and I don't have the ability to make up stories randomly, so I can't compete with these professional storytellers. ”

"In that case, there are times when you admit it." Baguio laughed.

"No one is an all-rounder, and when it is time to admit it, you have to admit it." Zhang Xuan responded indifferently, "Just like your father, he is competent as a pro-emperor, but he is absolutely incompetent in telling stories, if he has to compare with storytellers, he will definitely lose a mess." ”

When Baguio heard this, he bowed his head and said: "Well, people are self-aware, so my father concentrates on being a pro-emperor and never wants to come out to tell a book." ”

As she said this, her eyes inadvertently glanced into the lobby, and she was immediately stunned.