Chapter 272: The Great Sage Returns
Zhang Xuan said with a smile: "Second sister-in-law, the second brother is not fake, if you don't squeak, I do think you are a tigress!" ”
Sima Zhao turned his head to look at Zhang Xuan, and said in his heart, you damn guy, you actually provoked our husband and wife relationship in front of Lao Tzu, it's really hateful! When you are done with your work in vain, Lao Tzu must laugh at you to vent his anger!
Just as he was thinking wildly, Yang Juan's bulging belly visibly shrank, and his expression gradually became compromised.
Seeing this, Sima Zhao hurriedly said: "Brother-in-law, your second sister-in-law's stomach is deflated, but her spirit is getting worse and worse, are you curing her illness or harming her?" ”
"Don't be so noisy!" Zhang Xuan reprimanded with a cold face, "The second sister-in-law's stomach has shrunk, and I think your heart is even more obscene." We have always been innocent and innocent, and we are still relatives, do I need to hurt others? A dignified city lord, if he only has such a small amount of instruments, how can he administer the herdsmen? ”
"That's it, second brother, what you said is not appropriate." Baguio then complained, "When Zhang Xuan treated me, I also looked sluggish. At that time, my father was watching it with his own eyes, and he didn't say that Zhang Xuan wanted to harm me. ”
The husband and wife sang and harmonized, and Sima Zhao was blushing and his neck was thick. He felt bored and had to hide.
It took most of the night for the bamboo monster to peck the hidden demon in Yang Juan's stomach clean.
Zhang Xuan saw that Yang Juan was already very weak, so he helped her up from the bed, put his hands on her back, and injected qi into her body.
Half an hour later, Yang Juan basically returned to normal.
Zhang Xuan came out of the bedroom and said to the sleepy Sima Zhao: "Hey, your wife is fine!" ”
Sima Zhao was shocked, and hurriedly rushed into the bedroom, and was dumbfounded when he saw Yang Juan talking and laughing affectionately with Baguio.
He expected that Zhang Xuan would not be able to cure Yang Juan's illness, but Zhang Xuan cured Yang Juan's illness, and seeing that a year's worth of money was about to be gone, his heart was like a knife for a while.
"Ajuan, are you really okay?" Sima Zhaohu asked suspiciously.
Yang Juan jumped off the bed, walked a few steps flexibly, and said, "Take a closer look, do I still look sick?" ”
This stupid girl is so angry that she can't pay for her life! If you are really good, you can also pretend that you are not good, in that case, Lao Tzu can save a year's money. However, you tell the truth so much, and you say that you have lost a year's worth of money in one sentence, damn it!
Thinking of this, Sima Zhao's eyes were cold, and his heart was dripping blood.
Zhang Xuan lost no time in coming in to make up for the knife: "Second brother, I won the gambling match between us." Don't talk without words, or you'll know what I'm doing. ”
When Sima Zhao heard this, he wanted to cry without tears, so he had no choice but to obediently give the money and wait for Zhang Xuan to leave with Baguio, he was still sighing and scolding his mother.
Yang Juan glanced at him and said, "Ah Zhao, our seventh brother-in-law is very powerful, Brother Stu once warned us when they came here, and asked us not to provoke him." Even Brother Stu is afraid of him, what's the use of you sighing and scolding your mother like this? Aren't you the fault of all this? ”
Sima Zhao said with a wry smile: "Stu only said that he couldn't provoke him, and he didn't say that he couldn't be despised for him, I just despised him once, and I lost a lot of money, how can I be willing!" ”
Yang Juan said: "In his opinion, to despise him is to provoke him, it's no different, it's better for you to break your teeth and swallow it in your stomach." Besides, he cured my illness, and your money should be used as a reward for his consultation, isn't your heart balanced? ”
"Balance is balance, but without that money, how will we live in the future?" Sima Zhao asked with a sad face.
"Let's live a tight life, or what? Besides, it's not that you can't scavenge the people's fat and people's ointment, just come as soon as you say! Yang Juan opened her mouth to respond.
On the way back to the guest house, Baguio said to Zhang Xuan: "Master, are you mean?" ”
Zhang Xuan responded: "You can't say that you are mean, you can say that you can teach Sima Zhao a lesson." He is incompetent, he can't cure his wife's illness, and he has to underestimate people, and his hakama habits are bursting, so I have to rectify him in this way, so that he can change those stinky problems. ”
"I remember to hear you say that." Baguio glared at Fengmu and said, "My fifth brother is like a mouse seeing a cat in front of you, and he is especially afraid of you, have you also rectified him?" ”
I can't admit this matter to death, otherwise Baguio will not be able to get along with him, so Zhang Xuan flatly denied it: "That guy Stu is cowardly by nature, as soon as he heard that I can even surrender to demons, it is normal to be afraid of me, you don't have to make a fuss." ”
"What, my fifth brother is cowardly by nature? As far as I know, he's the most naughty naughty monkey! Baguio said with a glare.
"Hey, one thing descends one thing, you don't understand this truth!" Zhang Xuan said, "Just like you, you are a princess high in front of others, and you are not a well-behaved little sheep in front of me?" ”
When Baguio heard this, he blinked his eyes and thought about it, as if he thought it made sense, so he stopped arguing with Zhang Xuan.
After continuing to patrol for more than ten days, and all the demons that had slipped through the net were wiped out, Zhang Xuan returned to the Imperial City of Chaina Kingdom and entered his mansion.
Calculating the time, he has been out for about half a year.
As soon as he returned to the mansion, Baguio washed up a little and went to see his father.
The Xuan family had already returned to Zhangjia Village, and there were only Xiaoxin and other palace maids in the mansion, Zhang Xuan chatted with them for a while, and then went to bed.
Early the next morning, Zhang Xuan went to meet the emperor and the queen.
On the occasion of kowtowing, Zhang Xuan's stubborn heart rose, and he prostrated himself and said: "The general of this dynasty, the demon envoy, the general of the Bataan country through astronomy and martial arts, the great sage of the Monkey King of the Labor Country, and the generalissimo of soldiers and horses Zhang Xuan are hereby to meet the emperor and the queen, and I wish the emperor and the queen good health and longevity!" ”
Seeing this, Baguio on the side covered his mouth and laughed.
Queen Jiang Lan also couldn't help laughing, but deliberately remained reserved.
Emperor Sima Lotian said: "That's it, let's be even!" You are a little humble about what you call yourself. As far as I know, the monarch of the Bataan Kingdom later renamed you the Heavenly Divine Monarch, which is a step up from the bullshit general Tongtian Tianwu Martial Arts! ”
Jiang Lan said with a smile: "Ziang, you have a long face for yourself and for our Chaina Dynasty!" ”
"The queen has won the prize! I just did what I was supposed to do, and it wasn't worth mentioning. Zhang Xuan didn't dare to hold it up in front of his mother-in-law, and behaved very modestly, "I just want to know, how did the emperor know about the change of my title in the Bataan Kingdom?" ”
Sima Lotian said with a smile: "Bataan and Fulao, every time they seal you, they will send envoys to report, which seems to mean that the emperor of your native land has treated you poorly, which makes me very ashamed in my heart, and I also want to change the title of Monkey King or something!" ”
When Zhang Xuan heard this, he immediately panicked and said, "Emperor, if you do that, you can kill me!" The kings of Bataan and Fulao gave me so much because they were polite to me and did not treat me as their own family. ”
"What, you still want them to treat you as their own family and marry you a princess?" Sima Lotian asked.
"How dare you, I don't think like that!" Zhang Xuan hurriedly denied it, "Yaoyao is the most beautiful woman in the world, and I am already very content with you and the queen to marry her." The princesses of the other two countries are all dung in my eyes! ”
"Hmph, it's best if you think so!" Sima Lotian said, "When you went out this time, in addition to subduing demons and eliminating demons, I heard that you also subdued a royal child?" ”
Yes? How did even the emperor know about this? Baguio, this damn woman, is so talkative and tongue-in-cheek, she betrayed me as soon as she came back!