Chapter 1197: Joy to get a noble son
Elena said angrily: "Now that I know that I care, what did you do just now, and you can still sleep." ”
Adonis said aggrievedly, "I didn't sleep, even if I didn't have the heart or lungs, I couldn't sleep at such a time." ”
Zhan Tianhu smiled evilly and said, "The little white face really didn't sleep, he was scared and fainted." ”
Everyone laughed loudly, so ashamed that the little white face Adonis was flushed, even Elena couldn't help laughing, Adonis usually smuggled up and down when she encountered things, she didn't expect to be afraid of having a child, this discovery made Elena feel that Adonis was even more cute, of course, in Elena's heart, this is not a shortcoming, Adonis will always be perfect. Alger was not there, he was pulled by the little girl in the room to take care of the baby together.
Ouyang Feng looked left and right and said, "Okay, let's go back, don't delay Penny's rest." ”
The monkey smiled and said, "Okay, I'll go back and prepare dinner." ”
Zhan Tianhu's eyes lit up: "Monkey, why are you so active today, you have started preparing dinner before noon, if only you did this every day." ”
The monkey pouted and said, "How do you know how to eat, I really don't know if you are refining your body or practicing your stomach, you can't eat less, I said, were you deceived by that old monk." ”
Zhan Tianhu disagreed: "No, I think it's good." ”
The monkey waved his hand and said, "Come on, I won't talk nonsense with you, I have to go back and prepare, Tiger, you don't eat lunch, wait for the evening together, and have a good drink with Alger." ”
Zhan Tianhu said with a bitter face: "Ah? I don't have to eat at noon? I still have to drink at night? I'm a monk, so I can't drink." ”
As the monkey walked out, he said indifferently, "Then you will return to the vulgar tonight and then become a monk tomorrow morning." Zhan Tianhu nodded slightly: "Well, it seems that this is the only way." ”
That night, in the courtyard of Alger and Penny, there were two large tables of sumptuous dishes, these dishes did not have exquisite decoration and beautiful appearance, and the ingredients were ordinary and not exquisite, vegetarian dishes include vinegared cabbage, cucumbers, vinegared spinach, fried peanuts, cold bamboo shoots, shallots mixed with tofu, stir-fried carob, potato slices and chili peppers, mushu persimmons, scrambled eggs with leeks, etc., meat dishes include sauced beef, braised pork ribs, fried tenderloin, pot wrapped meat, braised pork, Sixi meatballs, Spicy snow chicken legs and so on, these are the vegetables that the monkey planted themselves when he was in the cave a long time ago, and the monkey secretly accumulated them in case of emergency, and today Penny and Alger were happy with the precious son, and the monkey was happy and took out all the family resources.
Of course, in addition to these, there are also a lot of seafood, plate-sized crabs, all kinds of shellfish, snails or something, and they are all very fresh, these are all Gail when they were at the beach some time ago, when they were at the beach, put in the storage bracelet, although they are dead, but still in a state of freshly dead, the meat is as delicious and delicious.
The little girl came out of the room, saw the table full of dishes, and said in surprise: "Ah, why are there so many delicious dishes today, wow, there are actually my favorite radishes, monkeys, where did you get these things?
The monkey smiled: "These are all spare, there are so many left, today is a big day, of course we have to let everyone eat something good." ”
The little girl said dissatisfiedly: "Hmph, you still know how to hide things, it's too unkind." ”
Ouyang Feng waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, isn't the monkey all taken out, Nina, Uncle Alger, why hasn't it come out yet?" ”
Zhan Tianhu sat and swallowed his saliva as he looked at the table full of delicacies, and said anxiously: "Yes, hurry up and call him out, I haven't eaten at noon, I'm about to starve to death." ”
The little girl glared dissatisfied, turned around angrily and called today's protagonist Alger to go.
Didn't say it, except for the women who had to take care of the children, Ouyang Feng and all of them drank high tonight, although Alger was in a very good mood and the amount of alcohol had increased a lot, but he couldn't stand the toast of you and me in turn, and the first one got under the table.
This happened a lot in the past, but the person lying down was different every time, and everyone was no longer surprised, and no one paid attention to Alger, who was lying under the table and snoring, and continued to push the cup and change the lamp. Alger was honorably 'killed', Ouyang Feng targeted the next target on the foodie Zhan Tianhu, the scheming Ouyang Feng first sensationally recalled the experience of everyone at the beginning and the current situation at that time, and everyone was gloomy and emotional, and then began to talk about the interesting things that everyone had experienced for such a long time, and everyone laughed, and unconsciously, I don't know how much wine has been eaten.
Ouyang Feng secretly observed Zhan Tianhu, this product has not drunk for a long time, but it is not as strong as he imagined, on the contrary, this product is like drinking water, and those who come do not refuse, and there is a faint tendency to become more and more courageous.
Adonis burped with his tongue wide and said, "Old, Tiger, you say, to tell you the truth, don't you usually drink secretly when you're fine?"
Zhan Tianhu glanced at Adonis: "Fart, I'm a monk, how can I drink." ”
When he said this, Zhan Tianhu was still holding a wine bowl in his hand, but what he said was justified. Adonius disagreed, and said, "Then why do you seem to be able to drink better than before?
Zhan Tianhu also wondered, if he had been drinking so much wine before, he would have been strong with Alger, but today I don't know what's going on, drinking alcohol is like drinking water, and he almost doesn't feel anything. Bailey, who was at the other table, threw away the crab leg in his hand and said: "He hasn't made up for it during this time, the potions I prepared are not ordinary goods, his physique is stronger than before, I don't know how much, what is this alcohol, and now it is an ordinary poison that has no effect on him." ”
Adonis's eyes widened, and he turned his head to Bailey and said, "Sister Bailey, see if you can also help me get some of that potion, I also want to get a thousand cups of not get drunk." ”
Bailey looked Adonis up and down for a while, shook his head and said, "I think it's better to forget it, give it to you, it's a waste of medicinal herbs." ”
Adonis stiffened his neck and said, "Why, why can't I do it if the tiger is good, eldest sister, you have to treat everyone equally and not be discriminated against." ”
Bailey sneered: "Why do you talk about the national righteousness? What discrimination, no, your kid's physique is not suitable for refining the body, and even if it can strengthen your body, the effect is limited, besides, don't talk about the value of those medicines, can you accept the side effects?"
Hearing Bailey say this, everyone turned their eyes to the Zhantian Tiger, and then to Bailey, they had also heard for the first time that Bailey's medicine had side effects.
Zhan Tianhu's face was a little pale, and he asked tremblingly, "Big, eldest sister, don't scare me, what side effects, are you joking?"
Li Bai just now was still angry and found that he was as timid as a mouse Zhan Tianhu glanced at him: "What are you afraid of, the side effects I said are not a bad thing, didn't you find that after you took it, the muscles of your body became more and more swollen and became more and more powerful?"
Zhan Tianhu nodded, and said with a smile: "That's the side effect you said?"
Bailey nodded and said, "That's right, this is it." ”
Everyone sighed for a while, and Bailey looked at Adonis with a smile on his face: "Little white face, I'm not as stingy as some people, if you really want to take that kind of medicine, it's absolutely fine, anyway, you have to prepare it for the tiger, that is, a little more and a little less, but you can think about it, are you really not afraid of becoming as tall and strong as a tiger, and your whole body is full of muscle bumps?"
Adonis was stunned when he heard this, looked at the shirtless and exposed muscles of the Zhantian Tiger, and then looked down at his small body, thinking about how he would become like that in the future, he couldn't help but shudder, shook his head again and again, and said: "I just said casually, big sister, don't take it seriously, I don't want to become that kind of stupid big man." ”
Ouyang Feng agreed: "Well, when the little white face said this, I remembered that there should be a side effect of Sister Bailey's potion. "This
Next, even Bailey looked at Ouyang Feng curiously, in fact, this kind of medicine that helps refining the body Bailey is also the first time to make zuò, and it is not very clear if there are any bad side effects, but after such a long time of trying, Zhan Tianhu has no adverse reactions, but now hearing Ouyang Feng say this, Bailey also has to get serious.
Ouyang Feng smiled and said, "Didn't you notice that the tiger's IQ is getting worse and worse?"
Ouyang Feng's joke immediately caused everyone to laugh, and the monkey said with a smile: "This thing wasn't very smart before. ”
Zhan Tianhu was furious: "Who said that, I used to be the boss of a guild, if I had a problem with my IQ, could I do it for so long and still have so many brothers follow me?"
The monkey pouted and said, "You're a hooligan's guild, what can you do if those ruffians don't follow you? Wash your hands in a golden basin? Tell the old man to return to his hometown? Go back to farming honestly? That's not realistic." ”
Bailey was tricked by Ouyang Feng, and said angrily: "Boy, you'd better not mess around with this kind of joke in the future, otherwise, I will really give you a pair of stupid medicine for you to eat." ”
Ouyang Feng knew that this woman could do what she said, and she was usually informal, but when it came to the pills she was keen on, she was extremely serious, Ouyang Feng hurriedly apologized and said, "Sister Bailey, I said the wrong thing, I apologize, can't I apologize?"
Bailey also knew that Ouyang Feng was unintentional, so he snorted and said, "Hmph, an apology is over the matter?" No, unless you dry up that jar of wine." Ouyang Feng is not a hypocrisy who drags mud and water, and without saying a word, he lifted the wine jar and poured it into his mouth. (To be continued.) )