Chapter 363: Fool Jimpe
Bai Hu replied with disdain: "Hey, where did you come from, I don't know where the so-called kid dares to call me a brother, and I'm not afraid that I will slap you a few times, and you will be dizzy, and you can't find the north in an instant!" ”
Zhang Xuan said with a smile: "Brother White Tiger, when I call you like this, I actually look down on you, but in fact, you are not qualified to call me a brother and a brother." If you don't believe me, stretch out your pickled paws and slap them with the force of your suckling to see whose face it is! ”
Hearing this, the white tiger opened his eyes, looked at Zhang Xuan, seemed to be surprised by him talking like this, and said with a bloody mouth: "Okay, boy, since you took the initiative to find abuse, then I will abuse you, and abuse you to kneel down and beg for mercy!" ”
As soon as the words fell, he raised one of his front paws and waved it violently, bringing out a gust of wind that came straight to Zhang Xuan's door.
Zhang Xuan had already activated the gyroscope, waiting for the white tiger to slap him, as soon as the palm wind touched the gyrophone, it let out a sharp whistling sound, which was amplified by the gyrophone, and the power expanded more than ten times, and then rushed towards the white tiger with a roar.
It was too late, it was too fast, and the white tiger didn't have time to react at all, and his body was twisted by the impact of the palm wind, and he couldn't help wailing.
After the white tiger stopped wailing, Zhang Xuan smiled at it and said, "How is it, you know how powerful I am now, right?" If you don't believe I'm stronger than you, you can slap me a few more times and see who is being beaten. ”
The white tiger wanted to beat Zhang Xuan but was beaten, knowing that Zhang Xuan was not a good stubble, he didn't dare to continue to be hard-mouthed, forcibly swallowed a sullen breath, and said in a calm tone: "You do have some magical powers, you shouldn't be human, right?" Where are you a youkai? ”
"Hehe, no wonder you quickly closed your eyes as soon as you saw me, it turned out that you were clumsy!" Zhang Xuan said, "I look like a complete human, of course I am a human. You see people in the way you think about youkai, so you see people as youkai. ”
"It can't be!" The white tiger glared and said, "As far as I know, humans are very weak, and it is impossible for them to have such abilities. In this world, those who have the ability have always been demons and monsters. ”
"That's why you can rest assured and boldly bully us humans, and make a trick to let those women come to worship and absorb their energy." Zhang Xuan changed his previous smile and put on a cold face, "If I don't come, you will continue to bully human beings unscrupulously, and they have to thank you for being bullied." When I think of your operation, I can't wait to slap you to death! ”
"Boy, you say that as if I had done much evil." The white tiger quibbled, "Since you have seen through my supernatural powers, then you must know that I didn't actually harm anyone, but just absorbed a little bit of their energy." Am I wrong to absorb their energy to help me grow? ”
"Not only is it wrong, it's a big mistake!" Zhang Xuan glared angrily and said, "Human beings are the creatures of heaven and earth, and their status is noble, how can you allow this damn monster to tease?" You quietly drummed out those damp and cold breaths, which affected their reproductive function, and pretended to heal them, taking the opportunity to absorb their energy, which is a great damage to their physiological functions, and it is more hateful than killing people directly! ”
"Hmph, don't be so high-sounding!" Baihu was very unconvinced, "Whether you are a human or a monster, you must have damaged others in the process of growing up, and even killed people directly." If you don't admit it, you're a complete hypocrite! ”
"Yes, I did kill people, but all the people I killed were bad people, but you are different." Zhang Xuan reprimanded, "What you have harmed are all good people, and what you have affected is several generations. Therefore, you are guilty of no sin, and you are guilty of death! ”
After saying this, he stopped arguing with the white tiger and used his magic power to collect it.
After the tea is over, put the white tiger into the small world, summon the other monsters, and ask them how to kill the white tiger.
The Banlan Monster said: "Master, this White Tiger Monster should have some magical powers, it may be useful for you to keep it, why do you have to kill it?" ”
Zhang Xuan was angry and told them about the evil deeds of the White Tiger Monster.
After hearing this, the monsters blamed the white tiger monster one after another, blaming it for not killing those young women.
The white tiger monster was so red in the face of their accusations that he didn't dare to say a word.
Zhang Xuan said: "This guy is really damned, you think of a way to kill it for me, and tell me as soon as you think of it!" ”
Let's leave the small world and continue to do my own thing.
He was fierce on the surface, but in fact he was trying to deter the White Tiger, not really want to kill it. Although the white tiger did a lot of evil, it did not cause a major disaster, and those young women who were harmed by it quickly returned to normal physical functions.
When he entered Xiaoqiankun again, Baihu was busy kowtowing to him in order to survive, so he had no choice but to push the boat down the river, pretend to reprimand Baihu, and then give up.
More than ten days later, he came to a place with beautiful mountains and rivers, and saw that the trees and bamboos on the west side of the hill were very lush, and there were no people around, so he put away the merchant's burden and paced uphill with the reins, intending to enjoy the scenery here.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I came uphill, I heard a woman's gong-like scolding, and I couldn't help but be startled.
How is it that there are still people living on this pleasant, quiet hillside, and the people who live here are so slight?
When I got a little closer, I looked through the gap between the bamboo and the wood, and found a hut hidden by trees not far away. The house was small, only a few houses without courtyard walls, and there were some household items scattered in the courtyard, a tall and thin young man kneeling on the ground, bowing his head and saying nothing, and opposite was a fat woman with her hands on her waist, and the woman was foaming at the mouth and cursing the man who was kneeling on the ground.
The fat woman looked a few years older than the thin man, and she was definitely not the man's mother, but his sister or mother-in-law. And if the fat woman is really his mother-in-law, he obediently accepts the scolding of the fat woman, and he is obviously a man who is afraid of his wife.
Such an uncompetitive man is obviously impossible to do anything.
But I heard the fat woman hissing and scolding: "Jimpei, you are a waste in the eyes of the old lady, what are you doing, admit the first place!" asked you to send a grinding plate, but you accidentally flashed your waist, so that my father's hard-working grinding plate was not sent by anyone and could not be exchanged for money, is this a heart? If you come to be an old son-in-law, you have the responsibility of supporting your family, but not only do you have no ability, but you can even send a grinding disc to flash your waist, what does the old lady want you to do? ”
After hearing these words, Zhang Xuan realized that this man named Jimpe was a door-to-door son-in-law. And those who are willing to be other people's sons-in-law are all because their families are poor and cannot marry a daughter-in-law, so they have to enter the door of their mother-in-law's house and serve their mother-in-law's family in a low manner.
If the mother-in-law is virtuous, his life will be better, but the fat woman in front of him is obviously a bad woman, and his life is destined to be difficult.
But I heard Jimpe whisper: "Jinzi, don't move so much, be careful of being angry." The last time I went to send the grinding disc and flashed my waist, it was indeed because I was careless. Don't worry, when my waist is healed, I will immediately send out the grinding disc that our father punched! ”
When Jin Zi heard this, he became more and more annoyed, and said angrily: "Hmph, you also said that you flashed your waist because you were careless, I think you did it on purpose, in order to be lazy!" ”
As he spoke, he stomped around, saw a finger-thick branch, jumped over to pick it up, and whipped Jimpe headless and facelessly.
Jimpe, however, was still on his knees, but from time to time he raised his arms to protect his head and face.
Seeing this, Zhang Xuan immediately decided that this Jimpe was a fool.
As the saying goes, if you don't have a small stick, you will go with a big stick, and that's the strategy you should adopt when you are taught by your parents. was taught by his mother-in-law, and the little stick should not be suffered, but this Jimpe suffered it stubbornly, what is it if he is not a fool?