Chapter 70: "What Lao Tzu wants is to be famous, not to be ugly!" ”

"Subject three?"

The Hungry Monkey nodded thoughtfully, this is a simple and abstract dance, which originated as a local dance in a certain city, and was later slightly adapted by a person and added more brainwashing music to become popular all over the Internet.

Originally, it was just a sinking market for fun.

People laughed and watched while laughing and scolding.

But perhaps it was too hot, until some time ago, a city politician jumped a section of subject three before coming to power to campaign, and directly successfully ran for election with an absolute crushing vote and became popular.

and a very popular female star, who also brought her dance troupe to subject 3 at the end of the concert, which once again refreshed the major hot lists.

It seems abstract, but in fact, traffic is king, and in this world, there is traffic and attention, which means that you can get more resources than others.

"It's kind of interesting."

The hungry monkey nodded, turned on the stereo and looked at Yuan Buping: "Then let's start, I'll see how you dance." ”

The next second-

A familiar tune suddenly sounded.

"The sword rises from the grievances of the rivers and lakes, brushes the sleeves and covers the bright moon, and the west wind leaves fall and the flowers fall and the sword can't sleep."

"You are a passerby of mountains and rivers, but you always sigh and part, and your temples are like frost and a cup is strong."

Yuan Buping and his party of 17 people, dressed in uniform black suits, soon formed a dance troupe headed by Yuan Buping, and Yuan Buping, who had a cold face, stood at the front, waving his arms at the moment when the music sounded.

A group of people.

The movement is neat and consistent.

It can be called perfect, and the rhythm of the stuck points and the rhythm of the body are extremely perfect.

"Perfect!"

After watching this scene, the hungry monkey clapped his hands with a satisfied expression: "It's simply the king of abstraction, if you come to such a thing in a big event, our "grave keeper" will definitely be famous, it's good." ”

"You wait, I'll report to Brother Miao."

...

Ten minutes later.

Chen Miao, who was called out to accept the results, watched Yuan Buping and others finish the third hand of the first hand with an expressionless face, and stood in place for a long time after being silent for a long time before turning to look at the hungry monkey beside him, hooking his neck, and putting his head to his ear, and said word by word in a hoarse voice.

"What Lao Tzu wants is to be famous!"

"Make a name for yourself!"

"It's not a scandal!"

"Cancel it for Lao Tzu, if you dare to skip the subject behind Lao Tzu and lose Lao Tzu in the future, you will be abolished."

Then he took a deep breath before he looked at Yuan Buping and sneered: "I don't see it, you can still dance, okay, the hungry monkey will send them the video of the black man carrying the coffin later, this suit is quite suitable." ”

"Since you can dance, let's dance this dance 100 times today."

"You can't eat until you finish the dance."

After that, Chen Miao didn't talk nonsense here, but went straight to his tomb and began to prepare a plan to become famous for a big event, he already had a preliminary plan, if he wanted to be famous and spread long enough, it must have a story.

A newcomer who suddenly appeared and got the final winner, although it will be shocking, but it can't be remembered for too long, and it can't be spread for too long.

But—

If a newcomer who suddenly appeared was hindered by countless forces and was almost about to fail, he finally relied on the belief in his heart to successfully turn the tables at the last moment.

Well, the story sounds a little more widespread.

He is going to write a script, and then act out a little bit in the big event, and when the big event is over, he will find a few media to promote him, and successfully publicize his "grave keeper" power.

Create a character for him, all rely on hard work and perseverance.

It was perfect.

...

"What are they doing there..."

This gang boss Lion's Mane Mushroom was hiding in the woods with his girlfriend in his arms at this time, looking blankly not far away, accompanied by the sound of music, several people in black suits carried the coffin and began to dance.

It was the first time he had seen a black man carrying a coffin in reality.

It was the first gang he came into contact with.

He didn't know what the name of this force was for the time being, he only knew that the location of this force was very hidden, and he didn't mean to drive them and kill them for the time being, they could hide here for a while, and the Law Enforcement Bureau should not be able to find it.

Even if you find it, you shouldn't do it, after all, a gangster like this will sell some face, and will not rashly search for people.

It's just that he didn't notice that the girlfriend in his arms gradually regretted it.

A girl who has been well-dressed since she was a child, because of love, ran away from the big city to the cemetery, calmed down and thought about it carefully, no one will ever hand her warm milk when she gets up in the future, and there will be no room for clothes.

It felt a little worthless in an instant.

For this girl, the biggest suffering she has ever suffered in her life may be coffee.

...

Time passed quickly.

The sun is setting.

In this day, Yuan Buping jumped 100 times to carry the coffin of the black man, no less, whether Brother Miao said it jokingly or with the nature of corporal punishment, but since Brother Miao said it 100 times, they had to do it 100 times.

As the head, there is no such thing as a joke.

Even if Brother Miao is joking, they have to do it, this is to maintain Brother Miao's authority, Yuan Buping, who used to be the leader, is very clear about this, in his opinion, if the "grave keeper" force wants to develop, Brother Miao's authority must be established.

After this.

Yuan Buping started today's cemetery renovation project, their tomb pit is a little too conspicuous, and the little couple who broke into the cemetery today can see it at a glance, these two days did not come to worship, in case there are worshippers who can see through it at a glance.

So they were going to add a little decoration to make their graves appear more hidden.

It was dark and everyone fell asleep.

I don't know how long it took, the lights came on, and the sky was bright.

The time just came to 9 o'clock in the morning, Chen Miao had already washed up and took Yuan Buping and his party to get on a taxi to Fengtian City.

It's more comfortable and faster.

It's about spending a little more.

And there are only 12 hours left in the countdown in the sky, and at nine o'clock tonight, the first big event he has encountered in crossing into this world is coming, and before that, he needs to do some preparations.

Soon—

He came to the Secret Realm Building, at this time he already had a legal identity, and he could freely enter and exit the Secret Realm Mansion, although he killed a lot of people in the Secret Realm last time, but it was not in the way, after all, it was not illegal to kill people in the Secret Realm.

No one came to him to seek revenge, and Dr. Gou handled it cleanly.

Having said that, I haven't seen Dr. Gou for a long time, and I don't know how the other party is doing now.

Today, he is going to give Yuan Buping a promotion to level 1 first.