75. Be my brother-in-law!

Early in the morning.

There was a lot of noise in the apartment.

A sleepy-eyed Li Su yawned and walked out of his room.

took a slice of bread and a glass of milk in the kitchen, ate it while walking, and came to Lin Wanyu's side, "What are these two sisters and brothers doing?" ”

The movements that woke Li Su up were tossed by the two siblings, Hu Yifei and Lu Zhanbo.

Lin Wanyu gossiped with Li Su, to put it simply, Hu Yifei was not old during this time because of that unspeakable reason, and then beat Lu Xiaoyi if he had nothing to do, and then the clay man also had three points of anger, Lu Xiaoyi also had a temper, and Lu Xiaoyi secretly took revenge on Ms. Hu - destroyed the set of "Detective Conan" comics she bought and hadn't read yet, and marked the murderer directly on the first page.

The two siblings quarreled over this, and somehow, now it has evolved into a competition between the two of them for intelligence.

Hu Yifei said that as long as Lu Zhanbo can answer her intelligence questions (brain teasers) correctly, then she will not be blamed in the past; Lu Zhanbo looks like a stinky fart despite letting the horse go, after all, he is a top student at MIT, who is he afraid of than intelligence?

However, Lu Zhanbo is still too young, and his upright science and engineering brain can't play the scheming Hu Yifei at all.

Lu Zhanbo deservedly lost.

Hu Yifei smiled triumphantly.

"Almost, Kazuki."

Lu Xiaoyi has been so miserable during this time that Li Su can't stand it anymore; And watching Hu Yifei eat and sleep and beat his younger brother every day, Li Su is tired of watching it.

"You! He hurt me like that! You! Actually sympathize with him?! ”

Hu Yifei was angry, and his words were full of desire to speak and stop.

Others don't know the inside story of her beating her brother, but he Li Su knows.

"No, nothing happened."

Moreover, it also made you feel refreshed, the sheets were soaked-Li Su added in his heart.

"Okay, you want to stand up for him, right? You also want to challenge me who is both wise and brave! Hu Yifei asked menacingly.

"Courage, I'll admit it, wisdom." Li Su glanced at Hu Yifei with a little contempt.

"You!" Ms. Hu shook her fist again.

"That, that~" Li Su pointed to her fist, the meaning was self-evident - if she hit him, it would prove that he was right.

So Ms. Hu had to sit back indignantly.

"100 Ways to Pinch Ms. Hu".

"So, uncle, you're going to take the place of Zhanbo Competition?"

"That's ......" Before Li Su finished speaking, Lu Zhanbo knelt down and knelt in front of Li Su.

"Brother Su's kindness! My brother is toothless and unforgettable! ”

Gotta ~ be put on the shelf.

The match between Li Su and Hu Yifei is about to start.

Miss Lin rushed to be a referee.

In the preparation stage of the game, the movement of 3601 also attracted a group of neighbors on the sixth floor to come and watch-Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao, and Guan Gu Magic.

After they learned the ins and outs of the matter, they became Li Su's support group together with Lu Zhanbo - everyone is responsible for resisting Ms. Hu's tyranny!

Miss Lin came out in a well-tailored suit, with white gloves on her hands, and a bunch of question cards and scoreboards in her hands.

The contest is in the form of a coin toss to determine who starts answering the question first.

Li Su asked for words, and Ms. Hu asked for flowers, and both of them were very decisive.

Lu Ziqiao, who was watching from the sidelines, was very entangled, saying that he wanted words for a while and said that he wanted to spend money, and everyone was speechless by him, but he said in a heartfelt way that it was very important to take the lead.

The coin falls and is literally face up.

Li Su began to answer the question first.

It was Lu Ziqiao who was chattering crookedly next to him, saying what topics to choose such as "European and American Enjoyable Class" and "Japanese Action Class".

The referee gave him a yellow card.

"Listen to the question, Hu Yifei suddenly fell from a height of six thousand meters to a thousand meters, why is she still not dead?"

Li Su: "Because she is a shareholder of Xia State." ”

"That's right! Next is Yifei, please say the four lines that Monk Sha said the most in Journey to the West. ”

Hu Yifei: "Senior brother, the master was captured by a monster; Second senior brother, the master was captured by a monster; The eldest brother, the second senior brother was captured by the monster; The senior brother, the second senior brother and the master were all captured by the monsters. ”

"Exactly!"

Li Su and Hu Yifei took turns answering questions back and forth, the score was very anxious, and the audience on the side was enthusiastic - Zeng Xiaoxian originally wanted to go to the toilet, but now he felt that he could endure it any longer.

There are no pee spots in this game!

The score was finally fixed at 15:15

"It's nothing, no one has ever tied with me." Ms. Hu's fighting spirit has been completely ignited.

Referee Lin signaled Hu Yifei to be calm, "Don't worry, I've been prepared for a long time - overtime!" Both sides have two minutes to answer the question, one point will be added for a correct answer, one point will be deducted for a wrong answer, and no points will be awarded for skipping, do you understand? ”

If the scene at this time is animated, presumably the eyes of Li Su and Hu Yifei have already sparked.

"Uncle come first, a friendly reminder, the following questions are very wild."

Li Su didn't say anything yet, and Zeng Xiaoxian next to him made a vicious tiger roar to exaggerate the atmosphere.

As a result, another red card was eaten, and the audience was immediately honest.

"The timer begins! What animals can stick to the wall? ”

"Seals."

As soon as Li Su's voice fell, Guan Gu next to him laughed, "I told Su Jun this, when I first learned Chinese, the poster seal was stupid and couldn't tell the difference!" ”

Next, Li Su answered a series of questions about turtles building houses and guessing health products, what is "covering in the cover", "new in the cover", and "giant energy cover (calcium)".

"Next question, Yifei broke something in high school, but she was very happy, may I ask what she broke?"

"Wow~ Are you sure it's high school?" A group of men had subtle expressions.

I can't tell if Li Su was influenced by them, or because of Ms. Hu's usual hot and bold dressing style and sexy and coquettish body, so Li Su whispered the man's tacit answer to Lin Wanyu.

After listening, Referee Lin's face suddenly turned extremely red, and he slapped Li Su's head with the question card.

"Of course not! Oh, it's her 800-meter record! If you answer incorrectly, you will be deducted 1 point! Moreover, uncle, you received two yellow cards! ”

After that, Hu Yifei answered the question, and like Li Su, she only answered five questions, but she skipped one of them, and she answered one incorrectly, so her final score was 2 points, and Li Su was 3 points.

One point difference, Hu Yifei was defeated by Li Su.

The question that Hu Yifei skipped was--where did the slogan "One small step forward, one big step towards civilization" come from.

Although she always ridiculed Ms. Hu for topping two men, she was not a man and had never been to the men's toilet, so she naturally didn't know.

The question that Ms. Hu answered incorrectly was - there is one thing in Guan Gu Magic, which is longer than all the boys here, what is this?

It's a wild question.

A group of people wanted to be crooked again, and they were chattering and laughing.

Referee Lin also gave Ms. Hu a hint, what {it's long anyway, and it's longer than Zhanbo and Zeng Xiaoxian's, and the uncle is the shortest, you know, you've seen it}.

This prompts, the more you describe, the more crooked it becomes.

Ms. Hu also wanted to go there.

She wanted to speak and stopped, she originally wanted to pretend to be a lady and reserved, but she was an unscrupulous guy for the sake of victory, so she gritted her teeth and whispered the answer to Lin Wanyu, and then, she also received two yellow cards.

Referee Lin was inexplicably a little annoyed, if the uncle is the shortest, then who will give her happiness in the future? Phew! Who wants him to give himself happiness!

"It's a name!"

When the answer was revealed, Hu Yifei was annoyed, and the boys cheered loudly.

In fact, it's not to blame them for their eating and drinking men and women, who let Lin Wanyu, the white-cut black lady, do some of this kind of "wild" topic.

"Okay, I'm willing to lose the bet, Zhanbo, you don't have to open one eye and close one eye when you sleep in the future."

"Woohoo! Big win! ”

Lu Zhanbo was excited, so his next words were out of his mind, "Sister, don't you always say that the other half you are looking for is either stronger or smarter than you, now that Brother Su has won you, then let Brother Su be my brother-in-law!" ”

As soon as Lu Zhanbo's voice fell, the audience was silent.

"It's... This doesn't count, brain teasers don't count! After that, Ms. Hu's mouth said that among scholars, she wanted to win the dignity and integrity, and she was still unconvinced.

Ms. Hu fled.

The air in the apartment was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

However, Miss Lin glanced at Lu Zhanbo with a smile, "Zhanbo, I think you still need to keep one eye open when you sleep in the future." ”

Lu Zhanbo will offend people, and if he offends Ms. Hu, he will offend Miss Lin.

(End of chapter)