129. That's your stepmother
Lu Zhanbo is the kind of very special existence, women who don't like him think he has low emotional intelligence, because he likes to talk about aliens, computer programs and primitive animals when talking to girls;
But no one who is familiar with Lu Zhanbo will hate this simple-minded big boy.
For example, after Qin Yumo encountered this kind of thing now, she became a little misogynistic, except for Li Su and Lu Zhanbo, she was still willing to associate with them.
Lu Zhanbo and Maria's relationship has lost Lin Wanyu, a military advisor, who gave him ideas, and there is a faint tendency to crash during this time, but fortunately, without Miss Lin's dog-headed military advisor, and now there are two staff officers, Qin Yumo and Xinling, many years later, Lu Zhanbo always sighed that the reason why he was able to marry a wife was thanks to Li Su's work.
Lu Zhanbo and Qin Yumo have known each other for a long time, that was when Lu Zhanbo was in junior high school, Qin Yumo and Hu Yifei were in high school, Lu Zhanbo had a wooden temperament at that time, and he only knew that he was addicted to the ocean of knowledge all day long, and his classmates affectionately called him a nerd.
At that time, Lu Zhanbo's classmates didn't know the prestige of his sister Hu Yifei, so they were ready to bully Lu Zhanbo, but the result was naturally that Hu Yifei killed Lu Zhanbo's junior high school in a hurry, and taught those guys who didn't learn and didn't know how to teach a lesson, and Qin Yumo was also there.
"In fact, in their eyes at that time, Sister Yumo, your deterrent power was even greater than that of my sister, just standing there and not speaking, they were trembling."
That night, Qin Yumo and Xinling came to 3601 to visit the door, and Lu Zhanbo chatted about the past.
Xin Ling was puzzled: "Huh? Why is Sister Yumo more deterrent than Sister Feifei? Could it be that Sister Yumo, you are also a hidden taekwondo master? ”
"I don't know this, when his sister was in high school, she was very slim, then you think, his sister is so slender that she can teach them a lesson, and Qin Yumo, who is like an immovable king, is standing there without a smile, isn't it scary, after all, one hundred and eighty pounds."
Li Su, who doesn't know whether he is alive or dead.
And so it is.
"Li Su, I'll kill you!"
Qin Yumo threw away the playing cards in his hand, picked up the pillow on the sofa and beat Li Su to the ground.
Xinling looked at this scene, covered her mouth and chuckled.
"Why? So lively? ”
Hu Yifei, who came out of the bathroom, looked at Li Su and Qin Yumo who were making a mess on the sofa, her eyes were a little dark, and she regretted a little in her heart, regretting that she shouldn't have let Qin Yumo live in the love apartment.
Hu Yifei didn't want to call her act of inviting Qin Yumo to live in the love apartment "luring the wolf into the room", Ms. Hu is not so grassy, but Ms. Hu's heart is a little uncomfortable, that's for sure.
The period when Lin Wanyu was gone, Qin Yumo and Xinling had not yet come, it could be said that Hu Yifei was the happiest time, and there were her, her younger brother Lu Zhanbo and Li Su living in the apartment, at that time, Ms. Hu inexplicably felt that they were a bit like a family of three.
Doesn't 3601 have a "shift fee" system, that is, each household pays 500 yuan every month, and then purchases some common things like the apartment, settles the accounts at the end of the month, refunds more and makes up for less, and each household takes turns to be the master every month.
However, being the "head of the house" is a very troublesome thing, because you have to remember every public expenditure, otherwise you won't be able to settle the accounts at the end of the month, and others may suspect you of corruption or something like that - this is not troublesome, but it is very cumbersome, Li Su and Lu Zhanbo have only been the "head of the house" for a month, and then they will throw this matter to Hu Yifei.
Li Su even sighed with emotion, don't say anything about corruption or not, as the "head of the family", it is really hard to maintain the daily operation of 3601, just a few hundred yuan, and if it is not spent at the end of the month, it will not have to be returned to the household, so it should be regarded as the salary of the "head of the family" - at that time, Lin Wanyu and Lu Zhanbo both raised their hands and feet in favor.
Ms. Hu doesn't feel troublesome, she enjoys this feeling of being in control, so she has become the permanent "head of the family" of 3601, if the money is not spent at the end of each month, the money will not go into her pocket, she will use the money to buy snacks to supplement the snack cabinet and refrigerator in the living room - when watching TV, everyone likes to eat snacks and drink some Pepsi, but they never seem to think about why there are inexhaustible snacks in the snack cabinet, and Ms. Hu has never invited credit.
Ms. Hu is such a person, with a knife mouth and a tofu heart, warm-hearted, as long as you don't disobey her, then she is definitely a beautiful face.
Xinling was helping Hu Yifei, who had just come out of the bathroom, blow his hair, and by the way, he told Hu Yifei why Qin Yumo was messing with Li Su.
After listening, Hu Yifei laughed.
Qin Yumo came to beat her again.
Ms. Hu's figure and Qin Yumo's figure are two types, not to mention who oppressed whom, the faces of the two of them are each in their own eyes, and Ms. Hu's figure is described in one word, that is, both men and women are killed, unlike Qin Yumo, Qin Yumo's figure is more about cutting men - Ms. Hu has a beautiful curve, waist like a scimitar, and the ultimate waist-to-hip ratio + vest line and abdominal muscles are the key to her male and female killing; Qin Yumo has big breasts and buttocks, which attracts the attention of stinky men.
Moreover, unlike Qin Yumo, Hu Yifei grew up beautiful from a young age, unlike Qin Yumo, who only began to really shine in college, and Hu Yifei has a psychological advantage over Qin Yumo.
Moreover, does Qin Yumo really have the qualifications to compete with her Hu Yifei? Although Hu Yifei is very sympathetic to Qin Yumo's experience, no matter whether Qin Yumo wants to admit it or not, her reputation is dirty. Qin Yumo is now "hiding in a small building to become a unity", how can he not have a bit of the meaning of a lost dog?
Thinking about it like this, Hu Yifei suddenly became enlightened, except for Lin Wanyu's girl, Hu Yifei was confident that she would not lose to anyone again! It is impossible to give Li Su away again!
Lin Wanyu is too anxious, her love is warm and public, Ms. Hu is not that type of woman, she has a good impression of Li Su, but she will never be the first to confess, she is reserved and proud - don't look at Ms. Hu's big appearance, but she is from a reorganized family, she is actually very insecure in her heart, and what she needs is long-term companionship.
How straightforward Ms. Hu is in other things, then how awkward she is in her feelings, how straightforward she is in other things, how hesitant she is in her feelings, in short, Ms. Hu is like this.
Xinling stood behind the sofa to help Hu Yifei blow her hair, while Qin Yumo was beating Hu Yifei with a pillow, who called Hu Yifei also laughed at her, but Qin Yumo was defeated by Hu Yifei's move, she was pressed by Hu Yifei on the sofa and couldn't move, and Hu Yifei tickled her.
"Sister Yifei, don't move! Blow your hair out! ”
"Sample, dare to challenge me!"
"Hahaha~ Yifei, I was wrong!"
The three girls laughed on the sofa, Zhanbo consciously went back to the room, he was ready to follow the advice of Qin Yumo and Xinling, the two real girls, and ask Maria to go to the aquarium to play!
Li Su went to take a bath, and Qin Yumo and Hu Yifei, the two crazy women, made a fuss.
After the boys left, Hu Yifei became even more unscrupulous, how lively and fragrant on the sofa!
It wasn't until Qin Yumo begged Hu Yifei for mercy that Hu Yifei let her go, Qin Yumo looked at Hu Yifei with resentment, she always felt that the reason why her breasts could grow so big was that there might be a credit to Hu Yifei.
"Sister Yifei, your hair is blown." The heart is too tired to do it.
"Thank you, Xinling!" Hu Yifei, who was sitting on the sofa, hooked Xinling's neck, and then smacked her face.
Hu Yifei hugged Qin Yumo on his left and Xinling on his right, he looked like a faint monarch!
After the fight, Hu Yifei tidied up his hair, although Hu Yifei didn't think that Qin Yumo and Xinling would be a threat to him - Qin Yumo's reputation was ruined, and Xinling had a heart attack - but Hu Yifei still told Qin Yumo the source of the hairpin she used to tie her hair tonight, and this agate-colored bow hairpin was given to her by Li Su.
Hu Yifei wants to use this to prove, or show off, that she and Li Su are closer than they are to Li Su, and Hu Yifei hopes that they can retreat from the difficulties.
"It was actually sent to you by Li Su? It's really worthy of a straight man's aesthetics, this hairpin is ugly! Fei Fei, let's throw it away, I'll buy it for you! ”
"Sister Yifei, I'll put this hairpin on you."
Qin Yumo and Xinling were still giggling, and I don't know if they understood Hu Yifei's subtext.
……
The next day, Saturday.
The weather was gloomy and the wind smelled of impending rain.
Li Su looked out from the balcony by the railing, and by the way, he watered the three pots of cactus balls and the coriander he had grown himself.
Lin Wanyu was actually in a hurry, she didn't take a lot of things away, and Ms. Hu cleaned them up neatly for her and placed them in Lin Wanyu's room.
After Lin Wanyu went home, Ms. Hu, Li Su and Lu Zhanbo didn't have any intention of recruiting new roommates - Ms. Hu thought it was good for them to live in a suite now, inexplicably like a family of three, and she enjoyed her current life very much.
Three pots of cactus, Li Su remembered that they seemed to be called Da Mao Ermao and Xiao Bai respectively, but which one was specific, then Li Su couldn't tell the difference, Li Su would only say - Da Mao Ermao Xiaobai, your mother doesn't want you anymore;
Li Su's coriander was planted in a flower pot, and the flower pot was not bought by Li Su, but given to him by Ms. Hu.
Like Ms. Hu bought a pot of Junzi Orchid before, but didn't she die, she also asked Li Su to use her black stockings to make two fake Junzi Orchids for her, which are still blooming in the vase at her bedside - when the flowers die, the flower pots are empty, like this, Ms. Hu has three, she was going to throw them away, but Li Su said that he wanted to use them to grow coriander, so she gave them to Li Su.
Coriander seeds were not bought by Li Su, they were given to him by Tang Youyou, once the two sent an email to chat, chatting about the topic of coriander, Tang Youyou said that she had a wish, that is, to let the whole world grow coriander, and she also planted coriander on the balcony of her rental house.
Tang Youyou and Li Su were crazy about Amway coriander, and they also sent a packet of seeds to Li Su.
There happened to be an empty flower pot, so Li Su sprinkled the coriander seeds inside.
[Planting Lv. 1: 1/100]
At the beginning, Ms. Hu also ridiculed Li Su for not being able to grow vegetables, but when she saw that the coriander was sprouting, Ms. Hu immediately pulled half of it, saying that this flower pot was made by her, and she scored half of it.
Half of the verbal requests are over, she doesn't take care of it, she still has to be taken care of by Li Su every day, she is like playing QQ farm, and she feels full of accomplishment.
So Li Su said to the coriander - that's your stepmother.
(End of chapter)