146. Xiao Wang Ba began to punch Wang Ba at Li Soda
on the viaduct.
The traffic jam is the same as the sausage.
Motionless.
Just when Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to cry without tears and was at a loss.
Li Su walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "A living person can still suffocate urine, in our Xia Kingdom, isn't it always difficult to find the police?" ”
"That's right! Li Su, you are really my angel! I can ask the police for help! ”
After that, Zeng Xiaoxian took out his mobile phone and prepared to dial 110.
"Don't worry, don't call." Li Su stopped Zeng Xiaoxian.
Zeng Xiaoxian was puzzled: "Why? ”
But soon, Zeng Xiaoxian knew the reason, because a beautiful police officer was riding a motorcycle to meet him.
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't care about his demeanor, he immediately stopped in the middle of the road: "Officer! Police officer! I need help! ”
The beautiful police officer had a serious face: "I'm sorry, I'm on a mission." ”
Just when Zeng Xiaoxian was talking to the police officer, Hu Yifei and the others all came around.
Zhang Wei helped Zeng Xiaoxian speak: "My friend is in a hurry, please give him a while." ”
The beautiful police officer emphasized again: "I said, I'm on a mission." ”
Hu Yifei helped: "We know, your task is to go to the scene of the car accident to check the situation, the eight-car rear-end collision, it sounds scary, in fact, there is no big problem, there is already an ambulance at the scene, and now the traffic police comrades are cleaning up the road, you can't help much." ”
Guan Gu magically continued: "Yes, police officer, anxious about what the masses are anxious about, my friend is going to participate in a live show tonight, and he is very anxious." ”
Qin Yumo pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian: "If he misses tonight's show, then he will never be able to enter the TV circle again, police officer, you should know him, the old man is him, he is ......"
Qin Yumo hadn't finished speaking.
The beautiful police officer suddenly realized: "I have the impression that he is the one... That Bi Fujian, right?! ”
Zeng Xiaoxian is a bit similar to the big star who hosted "Avenue of Stars", with a national face.
When the others heard this, they all covered their mouths and burst into laughter.
Zeng Xiaoxian laughed awkwardly: "Hahaha~ I'm Bi Fujian, so you see?" ”
The beautiful police officer thought for a moment: "Okay, as long as you don't delay me from carrying out my mission, you can get in the car... Wait, hey! The gentleman in front! Please come down! Open defecation is not allowed on the highway! Say what about you! Turn off the faucet for me! ”
The beautiful police officer was about to beckon Zeng Xiaoxian to get into the car, but she saw someone urinating in front of her, so she got out of the car aggressively to deal with it.
Looking at the back of the police officer, Li Su frowned slightly, while Zeng Xiaoxian sighed and said to everyone: "It's really an endless road, do you see it, it's different to enter the TV circle." ”
Everyone couldn't see Zeng Xiaoxian's sassy appearance, Hu Yifei immediately said: "Yes, otherwise, how could I choose you to host the Dream Theater, Lao Bi!" ”
Zeng Xiaoxian likes to mention a new nickname - Lao Bi.
Zeng Xiaoxian also laughed with them, anyway, he was very happy, and when the police officer finished dealing with the person who urinated in front of him, he would send him to the TV station!
But at this moment, the intercom on the beautiful police officer's motorcycle rang: "PC12138, there is a woman in labor on the A5 road, the situation is urgent, please go to deal with it, blue Passat, license plate number 20331." ”
Hearing this order, everyone was dumbfounded.
The ill-fated Zeng Xiaoxian looked pained: "If she goes to pick up a pregnant woman on the A5 highway, then I won't be able to go to the TV station in my life!" ”
Qin Yumo sighed: "Alas, this is your life, Teacher Zeng." ”
Zeng Xiaoxian struggled: "But this live broadcast is really important to me!" ”
"Hey! What do you mean by that? Is your show more important or is it important for pregnant women? Her life is at stake! "Hu Yifei stood on the side of the pregnant woman this time.
Zeng Xiaoxian argued: "What's the big deal about having a child in the wild?" You see that the neon people in Guangu were all born in the wild, or how to name them Tanaka, Inoue, and Panasonic? ”
"I'm not poor with you, the police officer is back, you decide whether to tell her or not."
Everyone knows that Zeng Xiaoxian is a good person.
Zeng Xiaoxian didn't let everyone look away.
The beautiful police officer who had dealt with urinating everywhere came back, and she beckoned Zeng Xiaoxian to get in the car.
Zeng Xiaoxian took a deep breath several times, "Whew~ Okay, officer, it's like this, your walkie-talkie rang just now, and there was a pregnant woman on the A5 highway......"
Beautiful police officer: "Lao Bi, you are not only a good host, but also a good citizen." Then I'm gone. ”
"Wait, officer." Li Su stood up.
"I would like to say a few words about the fact that you just went to enforce the law and urinated in the open, everyone is trapped on the viaduct, there is no shop in front of the village, there is no shop in front of the village, there is no public toilet. People have three urgencies, this is the normal physiological needs of people, that gentleman chose to urinate on the spot, I think it is right. Could it be that you want him to hold it all the time? Or climb over the railing?
I'm sure you also saw the news not long ago, the holiday, but also everyone driving on the road, it is the night, a young man is also a person with three urgency, he has quality, he chose to climb over the railing to solve the physiological needs, but, outside the railing is a cliff, you know what happened to him, right?
I think that you must be humane in law enforcement, such a large viaduct can't be destroyed by a few bubbles of urine. ”
Everyone didn't expect that Li Su was actually paying attention to this matter.
Everyone has a scale in their hearts, and the eyes of the masses are also bright.
Police officer, she is enforcing the law impartially, but the people on this viaduct all support Li Su, indeed, if there is no way, who would do such an undignified thing in public?
Man cannot be over-domesticated.
Law enforcement should also be humane.
The beautiful police officer left with a heavy heart.
At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Li Su with some different colors in their eyes.
Especially Ms. Hu, she always said that the man she was looking for was either stronger than her or smarter than her, today's matter, to put it mildly, it was Li Su who spoke up, and to put it big, that is, he was not afraid of power!
Li Su is braver than her.
After this incident, Zeng Xiaoxian calmed down a little.
And at this time, God came to take care of him.
Here comes another beautiful police officer, named Moran.
Moran mistook Zeng Xiaoxian for Lin Dan, the one who played badminton.
This time nothing went wrong, Zeng Xiaoxian got on the motorcycle to go to the TV station.
Zhang Wei looked at the back of Officer Moran who was gradually moving away, and his soul was hooked away.
Zeng Xiaoxian got his wish and went to the TV station.
But Li Su and the others were still trapped on the viaduct.
Night is falling.
Luckily, today's temperature is not too low.
"I have mineral water in the car and some snacks, if any of you are hungry, you can go and eat some."
Qin Yumo's car is not rented, naturally, her car is not like Zeng Xiaoxian's convertible, which is "poor and white".
It will take about an hour for the road to be cleared.
Everyone followed Li Su to stand beside the railing of the viaduct and looked at the brilliant and splendid Demon Capital City for a while from a perspective that they had never seen before.
Idle and bored, Qin Yumo proposed to play poker games, she had everything in the car, playing cards, and Xiao Maza.
Li Su, Hu Yifei, Lu Zhanbo, Qin Yumo, Zhang Wei, and Guan Gu took out the folding small Mazha in the trunk of Qin Yumo's car, sat in a circle on the edge of the viaduct, and began to play cards.
Qin Yumo said first, whoever loses the most will have a supper.
Hearing this, Zhang Wei immediately withdrew, he chose to watch the battle, he didn't want to take any risks.
Draw the king eight.
Draw Eight is an easy-to-play poker game for all ages.
The rules are like this, remove the three eights and the king, the cards are arbitrarily divided, and then each loses all the pairs in the hand, and then draw cards from each other, and the pairs are lost, until finally only one person has the king and an eight.
This game is actually a mental game in which the player has to identify the opponent's cards and make the opponent draw the cards you want him to draw.
But for Li Su, it was not so troublesome, because he was so lucky.
[Game Lv3: 3/100]
As Li Su's game skills become more sophisticated, the magical characteristics of game skills are gradually revealed, and Li Su calls this characteristic "lucky billion".
Zhang Wei chose to watch Li Su, that is a proper Shuangwen perspective, I saw that Li Su could always draw what he wanted from his predecessor Hu Yifei.
In the evening of winter, the cold wind swept back and forth on the viaduct, but the group of people in the love apartment sat on the small horse, sat in a circle, eating the beef jerky that Qin Yumo put on the car, and playing poker.
Li Su drew a square two from his last family, Hu Yifei, and it happened that Li Su had a plum two, so these two cards were discarded.
At this time, Li Su only had two cards left in his hand.
The other four, Qin Yumo, who played the fastest, also had four cards in his hand.
Ms. Hu was the worst, she didn't lose a single card in her hand after a lap.
As we all know, Ms. Hu is the most competitive, which makes her angry enough.
It's all Li Su's fault!
She began to make trouble, and when Li Su drew Guan Gu's hand, she proposed that she help him draw it, and Li Su was not allowed to refuse, which was very coquettish.
She succeeded in increasing Li Su's hand to three.
Hawkers~ It doesn't matter, anyway, his hand is still the least, Li Su thought.
Two minutes later.
"Lalala~ I'm done~ I'm the first place!" Qin Yumo shook her body happily, hummed a song, and threw away the two threes in her hand.
Qin Yumo, who shook his body, attracted everyone's attention. Of course, she was not wearing a low-cut outfit today, but the more she couldn't see anything like this, and only saw the nasty rabbit dancing in it through her clothes, it aroused people's reverie even more.
Li Su was looking at Qin Yumo's earrings.
The girls in the apartment all seem to have a lot of earrings, from Lin Wanyu to Hu Yifei, to Qin Yumo and Xinling, silver, gold, jade, crystal, and wood.
Qin Yumo is wearing the kind of silver tassel big ring earrings today, which is very ethnic style, and as her body shakes gently, the earrings swing one after another, which is very good-looking.
"Ahem!"
Ms. Hu coughed, and then pulled the boys' souls back.
Ms. Hu pouted secretly, what's so good, it's a great burden on people's bodies!
Due to Ms. Hu's troublemaking, this led to Lu Zhanbo and Guan Gu's magical hands also running out, and only Ms. Hu and Li Su were still fighting on the scene.
There are only the two of them left, and now Hu Yifei finally can't help Li Su draw cards on his own.
But......
Li Su: "Don't be stubborn. ”
Hu Yifei clutched a hand card and didn't let go: "Li Su Li Su, please!" This is my once in a lifetime request! Let me shuffle the cards again! ”
Li Su was unwilling, but there was no way, don't look at Hu Yifei's arms are delicate and tender, but the thief is strong, and Li Su's physical strength at 12 points is still not enough in front of her.
Hu Yifei shuffled the cards in her hand again.
"Yihui, you have to understand that there are some things in this world that you can't force to come, no matter how many times you do it again, the end is doomed... Let go—"
Under the joint action of Li Su and Hu Yifei, that card began to deform.
"Damn it, don't break my cards." Qin Yumo's words were said to Hu Yifei.
Ms. Hu reluctantly let go.
Ms. Hu only had one Xiao Wang and one Eight left in her hand.
Ms. Hu is Xiao Wangba.
But no one dared to say.
"Little Wangba."
Li Su, who is not afraid of death.
Xiao Wang Ba began to punch Wang Ba at Li Soda.
(End of chapter)