Recently, a ridiculous thing happened in the love apartment.

In order to pursue the beautiful traffic policeman Mo Lan, Zhang Wei borrowed Qin Yumo's car, thinking about talking to Mo Lan.

As a result, Moran's phone number has not yet arrived, but he has received three tickets back within two days.

In order to attract Moran's attention, Zhang Wei and his door-picking guy are also hard enough.

A fine is 200 yuan, and it is not discounted during the New Year's holidays! So now, Zhang Wei doesn't even have the money to buy {handpaper hunger card}, but he still doesn't give up.

Zhang Wei didn't give up, but Qin Yumo couldn't stand it first!

It's no wonder that Yumo doesn't support Zhang Wei, whose car is changed and is posted three tickets in a row within two days, and no one can stand it!

But Zhang Wei is also full of words - you all said that you supported my pursuit of Moran!

In fact, at the beginning, Zhang Wei was going to borrow Li Su's two-seater convertible car to flirt with his sister, but unfortunately, Li Su refused to give the car a license plate for insurance, so Zhang Wei had to retreat and borrowed Qin Yumo's car, Zeng Xiaoxian's Xiali was never in the scope of consideration.

Zeng Xiaoxian: I don't really want to lend it to you.

Speaking of Li Su's car, Qin Yumo and the others can be regarded as seeing that Li Su deliberately didn't get a license plate!

Listen to these reasons!

Because the weather is good, because the weather is bad, because the weather is just right, it is suitable for reading, suitable for cat winter, but it is not suitable to go to the license!

Qin Yumo and the others also have a little temper, if they don't have a license plate, they won't have a license plate, and they don't have a car that they want to sit in, okay!

In the end, Li Su was fooled - it was too shabi to drive a convertible car in winter, but a convertible car without a convertible is soulless! Next year, when next year's spring flowers bloom, and when next year's summer is refreshing, he will definitely drive everyone to the beach in a convertible! The girls were deflated.

The topic goes back to Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei finally walked out of the shadow of Xiaoli's escape from marriage this time (he himself said that he came out), restored his true character as a man, and became sexually interested in another woman, and everyone really didn't support him.

But when she went home to get a ticket every day, Qin Yumo couldn't hold it, so two days ago, she went to the intersection to find Mo Lan, who was on duty, and asked for her phone number.

Although the whole process was extremely embarrassing, Mo Lan even mistook Qin Yumo for Lala, but Qin Yumo couldn't care about it so much, everything was to end the tragedy of Zhang Wei relying on receiving a ticket to attract his sister as soon as possible!

After returning to the apartment, Qin Yumo lied to Zhang Wei, saying that Mo Lan had written her phone number on the back of the ticket.

The big dicks are all looking incredible, your mother's kiss! In this way, you can also get a phone number, and you can punish and punish your feelings?

Zhang Wei looked stunned, and Qin Yumo urged him to call Mo Lan directly to ask him out!

As a result, Zhang Wei was cowardly again, thinking that it would be very abrupt, and he was unprepared.

Qin Yumo said speechlessly: "What kind of preparation does this need, didn't my car also be posted three tickets by you without preparation?" ”

Zhang Wei hesitated: "But I don't know her at all, wouldn't it be too abrupt?" ”

Emotional mentor Lu Ziqiao: "Zhang Wei, the current situation is not bad for you, there is a blank between you and her, as long as you play to your strengths and avoid weaknesses, Mo Lan will definitely not see how obscene you are." ”

Lu Ziqiao is now a married man, but his coquettish heart still has nowhere to put it, but as long as he thinks of Amy's means of kneeling on the remote control, kneeling durian, and {the masses have to scavenge every stitch and thread} to hand over public food, Rao is Lu Ziqiao, he can't help but feel a little weak.

Now Lu Ziqiao no longer dares to practice, and his name is gradually lost in the rivers and lakes.

And Lu Ziqiao is a person who can't stand loneliness, since he can't end up in person, then he hopes to find someone to pass on the "Lu's Spring and Autumn" that he has learned all his life.

Lu Ziqiao looked around the apartment and found that Li Su's Taoism was deeper than him, and Li Su didn't need it at all;

Guan Gu is magically an elm head, and he hasn't opened his mind at all, and he is still looking forward to love at first sight;

Lu Zhanbo already has a girlfriend;

Zeng Xiaoxian... Everyone still thinks that Zeng Xiaoxian's sexual orientation is crooked, because they have never seen him bring a girl back for the night.

After choosing, Lu Ziqiao found that only Zhang Wei was more suitable to inherit his mantle!

So now, Lu Ziqiao has become Zhang Wei's emotional mentor, and he vows to train Zhang Wei to become the next "little white dragon in the waves"!

Zhang Wei stinked and said: "What do I have to avoid?" ”

Qin Yumo opened his mouth and came: "For example, I don't have a house or a car, I still owe me 600 yuan, I am shabby, I talk too much nonsense, I missed my wedding, my ex-fiancée ran away with someone else, and..."

Zhang Wei Pain Mask: "Stop! Let's talk about the issue of growth. ”

Everyone thought about Zhang Wei's merits for a long time, and the air was filled with an embarrassing atmosphere of dead silence.

Lu Ziqiao: "This is really not. ”

Qin Yumo: "This can be had." ”

Zhang Wei: "Is there any?" ”

The three of them put this skit on hold.

Qin Yumo's solution to Zhang Wei is - packaging.

Since Zhang Wei's advantages are not obvious, it is better to build one.

Qin Yumo used to be L'Oreal's senior beauty consultant, and she immediately decided to create a cool and elegant character for Zhang Wei.

When creating a cool and elegant character for Zhang Wei, Li Su also made a lot of effort this time, in the apartment, Li Su and Zhang Wei's height is the same, both are 180, and the two are about the same size, Li Su's blazer Zhang Wei can also wear it!

Li Su lent the suit to Zhang Wei.

……

It was noon that day.

It's cold and windy outside the apartment,

The apartment was warm like spring.

On a whim, Li Su wants to eat milk stew.

As soon as he said it, he found onions, shiitake mushrooms, tofu, corn, and shrimp from the refrigerator.

This dish is very freewheeling, and you can put whatever you like to eat.

The shiitake mushrooms are marked with a cross knife and the onion is cut into pieces, so you don't need to cut it very finely, because it is a stew, and the tofu and everything are also processed, but ......

"It's strange, didn't Yifei just buy two cartons of milk yesterday?"

Li Su didn't find milk.

Let's go downstairs and buy it, it's too cold outside.

Li Su decided to go next door to search.

As a result, Qin Yumo didn't have milk here.

Li Su was not discouraged and continued to go next door to get it.

came to the 3603 suite where Zeng Xiaoxian, Guan Gu, and Zhang Wei were.

The air in this suite is filled with the smell of milk.

Li Su searched for the source all the way and went straight to Zhang Wei's room.

In the room, Zhang Wei was drinking milk like crazy, looking at him, he looked confused, he seemed to be ready to use milk to get himself drunk.

Lu Ziqiao comforted him beside him.

It turned out that after Zhang Wei was packaged as a cool character by Qin Yumo, it was quite smooth at first, but after continuing to date that Moran twice, he turned yellow.

Because, Moran thinks that Zhang Wei is not a rich second generation.

"Rich second generation?" Li Su frowned slightly, this is a bit too much money worship, right?

Lu Ziqiao explained to Li Su in a whisper: "No, it is the salary that can pay the car loan and housing loan, referred to as paying the second generation." ”

Zhang Wei said depressedly: "I know that I am a poor man, and I can't afford to buy a house even if I take out a loan, but I just want to find a gentle and virtuous marriage partner, what's wrong with this?" ”

Lu Ziqiao told Zhang Wei as a person who came over: "How can there be so many gentle and virtuous marriage partners in this world, you have made a mistake." ”

Zhang Wei hesitated: "You said I shouldn't be looking for a woman?" ”

Lu Ziqiao sighed: "I mean, falling in love must be for marriage?" ”

"But our old dean taught me that all relationships between men and women that are not for the purpose of marriage can be characterized as hooliganism." Zhang Wei took this as a guideline.

In order to prevent all the milk from being drunk by Zhang Wei, Li Su said, "Zhang Wei, you are mistaken, you don't want to go to your girlfriend single-mindedly, but to focus on your girlfriend after you find it." ”

Lu Ziqiao was shocked by Li Su's words, and immediately decided to record Li Su's words in his "Lü's Spring and Autumn".

Sure enough, Zeng Xiaoxian is right, Lu Ziqiao will only plagiarize~~ steal other people's wisdom.

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "Li Su is right, Zhang Wei, think about it, why McDonald's can become one of the world's top 500 companies, isn't it because fast food is more in line with the rhythm of modern life, and the same is true when it comes to falling in love, which is more popular, a suave prodigal son or a marriage maniac who drinks milk?" ”

"It's like, it's definitely not a milk-drinking wedding binge." Li Su took the opportunity to retrieve a bottle of milk from Zhang Wei's hands.

After getting the milk, Li Su went back to cook, and then he vaguely heard Lu Ziqiao comforting Zhang Wei and saying - life is to be born and live, the rest are floating clouds, live a little chic, from tomorrow, Lu Ziqiao will teach Zhang Wei how to be a man again.

……

After a while, Zhang Wei came to Li Su and them to eat with full of vitality.

Zhang Wei often eats instant noodles, and he may be the guy who has the most experience in various instant noodle flavors in the apartment.

"Hehe~ Brother Su, what are you eating today?" Zhang Wei, who came to rub the rice, had a sweet mouth.

"Milk stew." Li Su said.

"Uh~" Hearing the word milk, Zhang Wei felt a little sick to his stomach, so Zhang Wei decided to come back next time.

Qin Yumo, who also came to eat, wondered: "Why did Zhang Wei leave?" ”

Li Su shrugged: "I guess it's a little sick to my stomach when I hear the word milk." ”

It's really the difference between people and people, often bigger than the difference between people and pigs.

Some people fall out of love, become sleepy, or become violent and manic.

But Zhang Wei is good, he will become full of milky fragrance and burp.

(End of chapter)