Chapter 95: Lick Clean! Lick it clean!
When I first saw this painting, I didn't have any concept in my head, and I didn't know how to distinguish the authenticity of this painting, and I didn't plan to interfere with Liu Minghui's introduction of this painting to Ruoxue.
After all, as they said, I'm just a layman who doesn't know anything, even if the two Tufuzi in the detention center have taught me some experience, but until now I have never practiced it, how dare I assert it casually?
It wasn't until Ruoxue asked for the price that the shopkeeper said that he had just bought this painting from Tufuzi a while ago, so I paid special attention to the surroundings of this painting and the smell on it.
I remember the two clay men telling me that the treasures they dug up in the ground were, in principle, not prepared in any way, and had to be handed over to the buyer in their original form, even if there was dirt sticking to them.
I asked them why.
They said, "How knowledgeable do you think those antiques buyers can be?" A lot of them are rich and brainless idiots, and they want to pick up leaks from us, so they pay a lot of attention to the appearance of the goods, if we dig up something, wipe it clean, shiny, like a brand new one, they will think it is fake, the dirtier and sticky the goods, the more they like it! As for how to prepare and fool the next house after they take it back, they have their own methods! All we have to do is sell our goods at a high price. ”
So, counting the time, since the boss just got the goods not long ago, and the painting is so clean, it means that he must have prepared it.
However, no matter how much you prepare, you can only wipe off the dirt on the surface, and the rustic smell or rotten smell of the thing itself will definitely not be removed in a short time.
As a result, when I smelled the smell, not only was there no rustic smell on it, but there was a faint smell of ink, judging from this, this painting was definitely a recent work, and it was definitely not a true work of the Qing Dynasty.
I'm afraid that the boss himself didn't expect that a simple answer would reveal the authenticity of this painting.
"That's it...... It's as simple as that? Just because there is nothing rustic about this painting, you conclude that it is fake? ”
After listening to the basis of what I said, Master Liu's face was full of shock, but soon, he gave me a thumbs up again, "Hahaha...... Yes, it's really terrifying, you can distinguish the truth of the picture scroll from the boss's words, although you don't have the ability to appreciate the treasure, but it is also valuable to be able to deduce the truth and falsehood with these logics! ”
Speaking of this, he patted Liu Minghui on the shoulder, "Xiao Liu, it's not me talking about you, you have to learn more from this little brother, you can't just use conventional experience to appreciate treasures, sometimes you have to learn to perceive people's hearts, antiques and antiques, where are these antiques played, what you play is a human heart!" ”
"I ......" Liu Minghui was speechless and angry.
Master Liu didn't pay much attention to him, just came over and handed me a cigarette, encouraged me to study more, and returned to the appraisal room without looking back.
I smiled coldly and looked at Liu Minghui playfully, "It seems that you, a knowledgeable expert, are not as good as a layman like me, what??" It's time to be convinced, right? ”
"Serve your uncle!" Liu Minghui gritted his teeth and scolded: "This time it's clear that you are walking shit luck, thanks to which you can still talk about luck so high-sounding, I don't know how awesome you really think you are!" After a pause, he said did he have the guts to compete again? If one person buys an antique from the market, he will end up competing to see who has the higher price!
I said okay, but before you do, you'll have to cash in on your bet, right?
I deliberately stared at the upper of his shoe and teased, "Tut-tut, your leather shoes are still quite dirty, haven't you wiped them for a long time?" Remember to lick it clean! ”
"You!" Liu Minghui said unhappily: "That one just now doesn't count!" You...... You have what it takes to bet with me again! I ......"
"Humph! If you don't count, don't you count? Isn't it possible for me to lose later, and I can be like you and say that it doesn't count? Then I'll bet you chicken feathers? I forcibly interrupted him and said in a resolute tone: "Shao Mo, you quickly lick your shoes clean!" Don't let Sister Ruoxue watch the joke on the sidelines! ”
"Grass! You say lick it, lick it? Why should I listen to you? It's said you're just shit luck, what is that? Liu Minghui was still arguing there, and it seemed that he was unwilling to fulfill the gambling contract.
I said, since you can't get your mouth shut, then I'll help you!
With that, I rolled up my sleeves and rubbed my hands, ready to press this guy to the ground first.
Who knew that Ruoxue suddenly stopped me and whispered: "Shen Lang, if you want to, or forget it?" Their family's antique pawn is not small in Hangzhou, if he tears his face and makes him lose face in front of so many people, it will not be good for us to make a big fuss! ”
Sure enough, I noticed that the movement on our side attracted a lot of attention, and many tourists came to watch the play with their arms crossed.
If I beat Liu Minghui up here, this guy really won't have much face to say in the antique world in the future.
But......
"What does it matter to me that he doesn't have face?" I replied coldly: "If I lose the bet, will he take care of my face and let me go?" ”
"But ......"
Ruoxue's face froze, and she opened her mouth, wanting to say something.
It's a pity that I didn't bother to listen to her explanation at all, so I rushed up with an arrow step, grabbed Liu Minghui's neck violently, and forcibly pressed him to the ground as soon as my hand was forced.
Liu Minghui tried to struggle several times, but his strength was not as strong as mine, but he was slapped twice by me.
He suddenly yelled like a shrew, "Fuck you, you dare to hit me like this?? You want to die, don't you? You're going to fucking let me go, or ...... Believe it or not, Lao Tzu told you that you can't get out of this exhibition!? ”
"You're still justified?? But you said it yourself, if you lose to me, lick your shoes clean! How? When you bet, you are so hard-hearted, and you want to be a leper dog when you lose the bet? ”
I said it loudly so that everyone around me could hear me and let them know that I wasn't trying to cause trouble, but that this guy had lost a bet with me and that I was just helping him cash it out.
Swish!
Then, I quickly took off Liu Minghui's leather shoes and rubbed them vigorously on his face and mouth.
"Fuck, stick your tongue out! Hurry up! ”
"Grass! Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated, I won't stretch it, you have the ability to kill me! ”
"Yo? You're hard-mouthed! ”
Since you've said so, I'll follow you!
Thinking of this, I grabbed his leather shoes and pumped them in the face.
Every time I pumped, I asked him if he could stretch out.
Syllable!
"Stretch or not?"
"No!"
Smack!
"Stretch or not??"
"No ......"
Bang Bang Bang!
"Stretch or not!?"
Seeing that the soles of my leather shoes were about to rot, I thought this guy could be so hard that he would rather die than give in.
It turned out that I was about to move on.
Liu Minghui suddenly crooked his bloated face like a pig's head, crying and shouting: "Don't, don't fight...... I stretch, I can't stretch?! ”
"Okay!"
Then I got up, threw the two pairs of leather shoes to him, and said, "If you let me see that there is a little dust on the leather shoes, you can wait for me to continue to smoke!" ”
In desperation, Liu Minghui could only curl up on the ground and lick the surface of the stinky shoes seriously.
I laughed and teased: "I didn't expect your Zui life to be good, what kind of antiques do you have this talent?" To do Ya are more promising than you are now! ”
Not only me, but also the people around me who watched the theater began to talk about it, and I heard that many people still recognized his identity......