Chapter 303: Doorknob
Du Xiaoyu also stared in confusion and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... I drank too much and my boyfriend sent me back, probably misunderstood by my mom......"
Hearing this, the neighbors dispersed.
The neighbor who gave Cheng Yu a punch said with a little guilt: "I'm sorry, little brother, I really thought you were a bad person just now, and I didn't control ...... for a while."
Cheng Yu covered his eyes, and said in his heart I would like to give you a punch in the same way, but you are also kind, so I can only show open-mindedness.
"It's okay, it's okay, with a neighbor like you, I'm relieved that my girlfriend lives here. ”
The man nodded, and said, "But seriously, young man, it's dark in the middle of the night, you should squeak when you send your girlfriend back, so that you won't be misunderstood." ”
Everyone may think that Cheng Yu and Du Xiaoyu must be dry firewood at this time, and they can't control it at the door, and then Wei Lan in the house heard the movement, and after opening the door, he didn't see clearly the misunderstanding that would happen. And the real situation, no matter how you think about it, you can't think of it.
After the neighbors went back, Wei Lan sighed and said a little complainingly: "What's the matter with you two? Why Xiaoyu is outside the door, but Xiaoyu you ran into the house...... I was almost scared to death by you just now......" As he spoke, he was still covering his head, and he grabbed the ground with his head just now, and the fall was really not light, and Wei Lan was still a little groggy at this moment.
Cheng Yu said: "Auntie, I didn't know you were there...... I was scared just now......"
While speaking, Cheng Yu stepped forward and wanted to help Wei Lan, but Wei Lan said, "You can help Xiaoyu into the house first...... Here's how it works. ”
Cheng Yu helped Du Xiaoyu up, and the three of them finally entered the house.
Du Xiaoyu actually didn't have anything to do, the most important thing was that he drank too much, although the flower pot hit his head, the height was not high, that is, his face was stained with some soil in the flower pot, and he looked a little embarrassed.
After such a toss at this time, most of the wine has woken up, but Cheng Yu looks hideous, and the trace of blood on his face is really a little scary.
"Xiao Yu, are you okay, do you want to go to the hospital?" Wei Lan was not a big deal except for being a little dizzy, but she was a little too frightened, walked to the sofa, and prepared to sit down.
Cheng Yu touched his forehead and said, "It's nothing, you don't have to go to the hospital, it's just that I was stabbed by a cactus and my skin was ......."
Speaking of the cactus, Cheng Yu suddenly felt that something was wrong, and he remembered that when he threw away the cactus ball before, he directly hit Wei Lan's ......
"Auntie, Cactus ......"
As he was speaking, Wei Lan also let out a terrible scream: "Ah......hhhhhh
Cheng Yu's words were finished: "Auntie, the cactus is still stuck in your buttocks......"
Du Xiaoyu looked at this scene dumbfounded, but couldn't help laughing: "Hahaha, Mom, your ass...... Hahaha......"
Cheng Yu was at a loss, and had the idea of stepping forward to help Wei Lan, but he felt that that part was really unsightly, and he really didn't seem to be suitable for it.
Wei Lan finally found the cactus ball on her butt at this time, and took it off in pain......
Then, Wei Lan also felt very embarrassed, glared at Du Xiaoyu, and scolded: "It's all your girl's doing, ouch...... It hurts me to death!", limping to the bedroom, shouting: "You crazy girl, what are you laughing at, hurry up and bring in the medicine box and help me apply some medicine......"
Du Xiaoyu couldn't hold back a smile, looked at Cheng Yu who was covered with blood, and said, "You also go to the bathroom to wash, you still have the thorns of the cactus ball on your forehead." ”
Cheng Yu nodded, walked to the bathroom in embarrassment, turned on the faucet, and cleaned up by himself.
It's really not a serious injury, but the eye socket that was punched by the neighbor hurts a little.
Fortunately, Wei Lan was still quite sober, and after letting her daughter help wipe the medicine, she endured the discomfort, went to the kitchen, and boiled an egg for Cheng Yu.
After a while, the three of them finally returned to the living room.
Wei Lan said: "Xiao Yu, Auntie helped you boil an egg, and after boiling it for a while, you rubbed your eyes." ”
Cheng Yu nodded and said, "Thank you, Auntie." ”
"Now let's talk about what the hell just happened. Xiaoyu, why are you outside the door, Xiaoyu, why are you turning this house into such a mess...... You made this room like this, right?"
Cheng Yu nodded, and in the process of washing his face, he could figure out how to explain to Wei Lan.
It's just that he couldn't unscrew the door no matter what, but Wei Lan opened the door and rushed out.
"Xiaoyu and I made an appointment to have dinner today, wasn't I brought over by the police to cooperate with the investigation before, and then I was also subjected to certain personal restrictions? During the day, this matter was resolved......
"Solved? My Lao Du also said that your matter may be a little troublesome, although it will not hurt your muscles and bones, but your reputation is ......."
Cheng Yu smiled bitterly: "This is a long story, I told Xiaoyu, let's go back and let her explain it to you." In short, not only will I not be implicated in this case, but on the contrary, the police will thank me for my cooperation. It's just that the case hasn't been closed before, and it's inconvenient to announce these things. ”
Hearing this, Wei Lan glanced at Du Xiaoyu, nodded, and didn't ask, but said, "Then this is ...... again" She pointed to the room.
Cheng Yu sighed and said, "I explained the case to Xiaoyu, and she knew that I didn't have a desire for profit, and she misunderstood me before." As soon as I was happy, I drank a few more glasses. I sent her back, but she didn't have a key card in her bag, and I tossed for a long time before she barely came to her senses, entered the code, and opened the door.
She was already lying on the ground. Then I thought I'd come in first, turn on the light to get her in. As a result, I didn't expect that this two hundred and five, she closed the door as soon as I entered. I wanted to say that I would open the door and help her again, but when I found the light, I couldn't unscrew the door anyway, and the doorknob was as if it had been welded. I was in a hurry...... By the way, Aunt Wei, what's going on with this door? I couldn't open the door for a long time, but you opened the door just now......"
Wei Lan was stunned and couldn't help but laugh too.
"Xiaoyu, this door...... Alas, the first time I came, I was also stumped, and I couldn't drive it after driving for a long time. ”
As he spoke, Wei Lan stood up, walked to the door, and signaled to Cheng Yu: "Look, is this impossible to move?"
Cheng Yu nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, yes, I just can't open it, I think there is some mechanism in this door, or Xiaoyu is fooling around outside and locking the door......"
Then, Wei Lan made it again, and the door opened.
Cheng Yu was amazed and said, "What's the situation?"
Wei Lan just wanted to demonstrate it again, but Du Xiaoyu said impatiently: "Okay, Mom, don't demonstrate, don't you just tell him to get it? Push the whole doorknob in the direction of the door, and then turn down ......"
Cheng Yu was full of black lines, walked to the door, and tried it himself......