The god of shopping malls

Just as he had the idea of leaving the bastard behind and leaving, a distant call caught his attention.

"Hey, hey!" Kaka waved his hand, "Come and help me!" โ€

โ€œ๏ผŸโ€ After Yue Ming walked over, he was puzzled by the cakes piled up in front of him.

"What are these?" "I'll take all the cakes that look delicious."

"There's got to be a limit to messing around! (๊ฆยฐแท„ะดยฐแท…)" and Kaka didn't understand what he meant, "Nonsense? Didn't you say you told me to get it! โ€

"I... Forget it ๊ฆโ‰– โ‰–" Sure enough, I still underestimated this guy's lack of common sense, "Now return these things and wait for me here." โ€

"Huh?" Kaka remembered what the clerk said to herself when she bought the cake, "It seems that you can't return it..."

"Hold on, hold on..."Moon meditated as he thought about his balance, "he still can't help meowing!! โ€

Just as he was about to slap Kaka on the head, the distance between the two grew farther and farther apart.

โ€œ๏ผ Wrong. Moon Ming became alert.

Kaka, on the other hand, was holding his head and squatting defensively, trying to resist the hand of the moon and the earth.

However, after not feeling the pain, he looked around and realized that something was wrong, "What about people?" Why are people gone? โ€

"Hurry up!" Moon Ming didn't know the current situation, but the first priority was to keep the two together, so that no matter what danger there was, there would always be a cushion (crossed out) that could take care of each other.

However, just as he and Kaka were still a meter away, a shelf suddenly appeared among them, and Moon Ming was caught off guard and crashed into the shelf.

"Damage to goods in the mall, a fine of 6,000 yuan." A man's voice rang out from above, and Moon Ming looked up to find a man in a suit with glasses floating in the air.

"Those cakes are all specially made, a total of 5,367 yuan, I don't know how you want to pay for it?" The man in glasses looked at them with a smile.

"Who are you?" "Me? I'm the owner of this mall, and of course you can call me the god of the mall. โ€

"God?" Thinking of what happened before, Yue Ming asked, "Are you also here to kill Kaka?" โ€

"Kill? No, no, no. The man in glasses raised his hands and shook them, "I don't have any intention of going to you, it's just that you just happened to be in my mall, and I just want to recover the debt you owe me." โ€

"I don't remember when I owed you money." "You can't say that, you just throw a punch around." Yue Ming subconsciously did so.

"Bang, click!" A vase suddenly appeared in the originally empty place, and Moon Ming's fist smashed into it, knocking the vase to the ground.

"Oh, hey, this is terrible, this vase is worth 60,000 yuan, I don't know how Your Excellency the Brave will repay it?" The man in glasses squinted his eyes and smiled, "Of course, if you hand over the little girl over there, then this arrears will be written off." โ€

"It's really an unpleasant tone, you say how much money is how much, I don't think these things are so valuable."

"It seems that you really don't understand what kind of existence God is," the man with glasses put away his smile, "The so-called god is an existence with unlimited power in his own authority, such as me, as the god of the mall, I have the right to adjust the price of any mall at will, even if their original value is not high, but as long as it is under my price, the value of that item will soar to the level I want." Speaking of this, he paused, "By the way, I have the right to set prices for everything in the mall, including you, hahaha!" โ€

"What a joke! We're not things! Kaka puffed up in protest.

"You're lying." Yue Ming quickly thought about the doorway, "There is also a god of filth above the god of diarrhea, and you, as the god of the mall, must also have the god of trading above you, and it is impossible to give you a mere god of the mall for such a thing as pricing power at will, so those things just now are either worth so much in themselves, or they have high added value, am I right, the god of the mall?" He picked up the broken porcelain pieces on the floor, and sure enough, found the signature of the band that has been popular lately, [Wind Thunder], on one of them.

"Only... "Yes, I'm just a god of shopping malls, but so what, do you have nearly 70,000 yuan in cash on you?" From now on, we only accept cash payments, so what are you going to do next, hahaha! โ€

"Oh? Is it? The corners of Yueming's mouth curled slightly, "Next, we're going to get some compressed food and drinks that are suitable for eating on the road." โ€

"Hehe, are you looking down on me, the thing is here, I'll see what tricks you can play." The man with glasses clapped his hands unhappily, and soon several large boxes of compressed food and various drinks appeared beside Yue Ming.

"Ahh Moon Ming casually put the cake and these supplies into the space.

"Don't tell me you want to circumvent my priesthood through space, I know very well whether those things are paid or not."

"Oh, is that so?" Yue Ming looked at him indifferently, "I asked curiously, what would happen if I didn't pay all the time." โ€

"Of course we've always stayed here, and we've always been to customers who can't afford to pay," the man in glasses replied subconsciously, "but you know what to do, I'll inform the others later, and let them execute you." โ€

"I mean, don't you think you're taking yourself too seriously?" "In the rules of the world, customers need to pay the store, this is the reason for existence, but have you ever thought about what if we are not customers? โ€

"Not a customer?" Yue Ming's words made him have a bad premonition, "What are you kidding, this is my mall!" It's absolutely impossible for customers who don't pay to leave here! โ€

"I said, we're not customers." Moon Ming took off Kaka's stockings and put them on his head.

"Ahh Perverted! Kaka was about to resist, and the other one was also put on her head.

"We're robbers!" Saying that, Yue Ming carried Kaka is a 100-meter sprint.

"Stop!" The man with glasses panicked and blocked the shelves one by one in front of them, but they were all directly knocked open by the moon, "Impossible, impossible!" โ€

Under his incredulous gaze, the two of them successfully rushed out of the gate of the mall, "How can this be......" He sat down on the ground with blank eyes.

"I told you all, don't think too much of yourself, mall." Yue Ming looked back at the depressed man with glasses, and turned to leave.