That's great news. ”

The hungry monkey looked up at the huge hole of the black hole in the sky with a strange face: "I never imagined that one day the end of the blue star would be caused by a huge urethral opening, I would rather find out what kind of industrial wastewater or something." ”

The others were silent with complicated expressions, and they all looked up at the hole above their heads.

It's a bit of a tough thing to deal with right now.

"Are you really sure it's urine?"

"Sure."

"Then you should be able to tell the person's eating habits based on the urine, right? According to the eating habits, you can roughly determine which place it is, such as whether you like to eat meat or don't like it. ”

Yuan Buping looked at the hungry monkey in confusion: "Can you still judge eating habits based on urine?" ”

"How do I know, I'm not an expert in this area, I'm just guessing, but the urine will be yellow after the fire, this is true, but it's not right."

The hungry monkey frowned and said, "It's been almost three hours since this black hole appeared, right?" ”

"Who can pee for three hours?"

"Can this be human?"

"It's not." The young woman who came to report the news took out the file bag in her hand and said, "It's not the urethral opening, according to our tests, the composition of the urine is very complex, and it is not composed of a person's urine. ”

"It's the urine of a large number of people."

"It's supposed to be a toilet drain in some place."

"There are several key messages in this, the urine sugar content in the urine is generally high, which means that most of the contributors to these urine have high blood sugar, and people in this place should be more fond of sweets."

"And there is no rust or anything like that in the urine, which means that the drain port of this bathroom should be newly repaired and not corroded, and the urine still carries a little temperature, which should have just been excreted from the body."

"Love sweets?"

A glimmer of light flashed in the hungry monkey's eyes: "That's the southern side?" Many cities in the south like to eat sweets, and the urine is made up of multiple people's urine, and that should be a public restroom. ”

"So the entity of this black hole should be in a newly built public restroom in a city in the south?"

"That's right."

Standing in front of the hungry monkey and the others, the old man nodded with a satisfied expression: "It seems that the scope has been narrowed a lot now, there are only 17 main cities in the south, and 128 small cities like to eat sweets. ”

"This is one of the target locations."

"This news has been spread, the Federation will send someone to deal with it soon, as for you, I will not give you any orders, you are completely free, but the news between us can be shared, and you are equivalent to the position of a free man."

"If you guys play csgo, you should know what it means to be a free man."

The hungry monkey looked at the old man in front of him in surprise: "Old man, are you still playing csgo at your age?" Can you stop in an emergency? ”

"Nope."

The old man shook his head slowly: "I never stop urgently, even if I play a game, I have to simulate the real battlefield, how can there be so many opportunities to give you an emergency stop in the real battlefield, I usually be a commander in the rear, and I fight with more people and fewer people." ”

"I will arrange tactics, let twenty people rush A to do a feint, and the remaining eighty people will rush B as the real main force, often able to hit a place by surprise, and basically never lose, whether it is a game or reality, tactics are the first."

"That's why the Federation chose me to be the commander here, my tactics have always been good."

“.”

The hungry monkey stared at the old man with a blank face and was silent for a long time before he muttered: "Twenty people rush A, eighty people rush B, and the old man is in command in the rear?" A hundred and one people in your family? ”

"Hit the other five people?"

"Amount"

The young man of the Wang family, who was standing beside Wang Lao and showed them the way at the beginning, clenched his fist with one hand with some embarrassment and coughed lightly: "My grandfather likes to play with hanging." ”

"Oh, that's fine."

The hungry monkey nodded expressionlessly, your old man is quite good at commanding, twenty people as a feint, and the few players who stayed at the A guard point saw more than twenty grenades smashed over, probably thinking that they were covered and bombed by rocket artillery.

Eighty men were the general attackers.

It's good, no wonder I haven't lost, it's hell if I can lose, I have to shout grandpa when donk comes, even if the gun is a second, a few shuttle bullets are finished, and people can't be killed, pure population suppression.

"None of that matters."

Wang Lao shook his head: "The achievements in the game are not worth mentioning, those are meaningless, the most important thing at the moment is to solve this global incident as soon as possible, no matter what the final result is, at least we have tried." ”

"It's okay for me to die, I've been alive for a long time, what in this world haven't I experienced?"

"I've experienced even eighty women working with one husband."

"I have enough life, but you are still young, this world is for you young people to shape, it is a pity that you die, I hope you young people can work hard to live and create a more wonderful future for mankind."

"Come on, I'm going to get busy too, so let's get ready to go."

“.”

The young man of the Wang family on the side explained in a somewhat embarrassed whisper: "My old man likes to experience all new things, and he is more chic. ”

"I see."

Chen Miao nodded, not much, just looked up at the hole in the sky that was still spraying liquid downward, and took a few steps back slightly, originally he thought that the smell in the air was the fishy smell of the sea breeze.

Now it seems to be the smell of human wind.

Very good.

"Let's go first."

Ten minutes later, Chen Miao had already returned to his base camp with the two hungry monkeys, and selected 15 of the tomb keeper members, and took them together and took the hell bus to the south.

On the Hell's Bus.

The hungry monkey sighed and looked out the window at the barren wasteland.

"The world has finally become what I want it to be."

"A long time ago, I also fantasized about the end of the world, and I thought that it could be because of the planet hitting the earth, or the sun suddenly going berserk, or the alien invasion, or the least of all, the zombie rampant of Resident Evil."

"But I never imagined that one day the world would be ruined in a urine-apocalyptic."

"And the first task of those of us heroes who are ready to save the world once again is to find a newly built bathroom and plug the hole, if my mother were still alive, she would definitely be very confused about my current behavior."

(End of chapter)