"Get out!"

There was a roar of thunder, and a boulder was thrown from the top of the mountain.

Zhang Xiaofei, who was peeing on ants, hurriedly jumped to the tree and hugged the branches.

Nima, almost got her shoes wet.

"Old fellow, if you do this again, I'll slap you a few big pockets, and then pull out your beard as firewood!"

Zhang Xiaofei pointed above his finger and scolded in annoyance.

I've never seen such a disobedient master!

In order to drive him down the mountain and mix with society, all kinds of tricks are frequent.

Sawing the legs of the bed, mixing sand with rice.

Eat beans and fart, and the house is full of poisonous gas.

Summoning hundreds of mountain rats at every turn, it was Zhang Xiaofei's To

Teacher Y.

The bad deeds are outrageous!

I really want to bury this master alive.

A white-robed veteran, his face sinking like water, floating in the air with one hand behind his back.

"Xiao Fei, don't force your teacher to use nirvana."

"I'm not afraid, come on!"

Zhang Xiaofei hooked his fingers nonchalantly.

Suddenly I felt that the crotch of my pants was cold, and I looked down to see that I was embarrassed, and I hurriedly stuffed the things that were in the way.

"Look at the move!"

The white-robed old man drank violently.

With a flash of wings, the old road fell to the ground.

Suddenly, his knees bent and he fell to his knees.

In an instant, the old tears were rampant, his palms slapped the ground to rhythm, shaking his head and crying.

"The sesame stalks, the knots are high, and the cry is full of tears. It's not easy to raise apprentices for teachers, and you can repay kindness when you go down the mountain, repay it, repay it! ”

……

This trick is absolute!

Which teacher did you learn from crying?

Zhang Xiaofei swallowed back the 108 swear words that were about to erupt, and said in a muffled voice: "If you delay looking for a woman, just say it, I promise to go down the mountain." ”

The white-robed old man was secretly happy in his heart, his tears evaporated in an instant, he got up with his hands behind his back, and spoke seriously.

"It's all for you. Guarding in the mountains and forests blowing cold wind, which can compare to the red dust, colorful. ”

"The city routine is deep, and I am still very simple." Zhang Xiaofei was reluctant.

Lao Dao was full of smiles and actively pouted.

"Looking for your senior sister, she is a billionaire and a guiding light, and she has long been clear about the twists and turns in society. It's not your second senior sister again......"

Stop!

Zhang Xiaofei crossed his arms: "Old guy, you must still have the ability, you didn't teach me." ”

"Not anymore!"

The white-robed old Taoist waved his hand again and again in horror, "The ancestral "Heavenly Master's Secret Technique", you have studied for a lifetime for the teacher, and you have mastered it in three years, and you can use it freely. ”

"Seventy-two rounds of Feng Shui in "Earth-shaking Dragon", you simply extend to eighty-one rounds."

"There are also the Sutras, the Hexagram Sutras, the Medical Sutras, the Medicine Sutras, touching the bones, that is proficient in the door, and the hands are ready to capture."

"Your talent can't be more perverted. As a teacher, I always thought that your third senior sister was the ceiling of the warlock world, but you easily broke it. ”

"In particular, the cultivation of the master's internal skills is only level five, and you are all at level nine."

The white-robed old man covered his face in shame, but between his fingers, he peeked at Zhang Xiaofei's reaction.

Sure enough, this rainbow fart smoked the boy's face with a bright spring glow, and he raised his chin proudly.

The good times didn't last long, Zhang Xiaofei straightened his face again, "Old guy, don't try to deceive me, you must still have something to hide, if you don't take it out, I won't go down the mountain, and I will continue to toss with you endlessly." ”

"You're a scoundrel, hopeless!"

The white-robed old man looked up to the sky and sighed, patted his head a few times, and finally took out a pink booklet from his clothes tremblingly, and handed it over slowly.

Zhang Xiaofei laughed, and snatched it with his hand, with four words on it.

"Fang Su Zhenjing".

Manuscripts, a lot of overlapping figures of two villains, I can't understand it for a while!

"What for?"

"Let the girls love you, you can't live without you. I don't understand the illustrations, ask your fourth senior sister, the words you don't know, look for the fifth. ”

"Haha, that's not bad, then I'll go down the mountain, I don't see!"

Zhang Xiaofei put away the pamphlet with satisfaction, turned around and went back to the Taoist temple, carrying a large package, and ran down the mountain with a smoke.

Looking at the fog raised in the distance, the white-robed Taoist stroked his beard and laughed.

"Finally deceived this stinky boy down the mountain, the dragon returned to the sea, the waves were monstrous, and the way of the world was about to change."

Then, the white-robed old Taoist took out a transmission note, put his mouth on it, and whispered flatteringly: "Call!" Call! The meridian real person called the Mengtian Holy Maiden, that kid is out, come to me tonight. ”

……

Guanhai City.

When night falls, the lights come on.

Zhang Xiaofei, dressed in an old jacket, yellowed suit pants and old-fashioned pull-back galoshes, was standing on the side of the road with a large snakeskin bag in his hand and a trumpet-shaped dry cigarette roll in his mouth.

A burst of emotion.

It's huge!

The city is so big!

There are many high-rise buildings, and the roads are vertical and horizontal, and you can't see the edge at a glance.

That's a lot!

More people, more lights, more cars!

Only the girls, one by one, wore little clothes, dyed their hair, painted red lips, showed their long legs, and dragged the pace of 2580,000.

What a passion!

When he saw Zhang Xiaofei, he smiled, and he covered his mouth.

No, a young woman who showed her shoulders and career line twisted her waist and said hello coquettishly.

"Little handsome guy, eight hundred a night, are you interested?"

"You're a broken shoe, and you're terminally ill, get out of the way, it's really unlucky."

Zhang Xiaofei impatiently spat out a puff of cigarette.

"Dead hillbilly, how can you speak, believe it or not, the old lady tears your mouth."

The young woman was so angry that she was about to start her mobile phone when her phone rang, and when she picked it up, her face became very ugly.

"Ah, positive? I was hit without wearing it once, what a fucking blood mold! ”

Seeing the mobile phone, Zhang Xiaofei's eyes lit up, "Hey, broken girl, if you do me a favor, I'll give you a pill, and you can continue to lie down and earn money when you get rid of the disease." ”

Hum!

The young woman rolled her eyes fiercely, "You little liar, this girl has seen a lot." Alas, people are dying, do some good deeds, and strive to be reincarnated in a good family in the next life. Say, what do you want to do? ”

"Call this phone number for me."

Zhang Xiaofei took out an old man machine with a large screen and turned out a number, with a tail number of six eight!

"Groove, such a awesome number, is there no mistake?"

"Hehe, my sister's, the boss of the big group." Zhang Xiaofei smiled proudly.

It is the mobile phone number of the senior sister Feng Xianyue.

Feng Xianyue, the head of the Moon Full Group, is as beautiful as a flower, and his waist is full of money.

The achievement in the sect is also the highest!

At the age of twenty, she won the title of Xuanyue Fairy.

The old guy was so annoying that he didn't remember to pay the phone bill to his beloved apprentice, and when he called the senior sister's phone just now, after a few rings, a gentle female voice came from inside.

"Dear users, your mobile phone has been shut down in arrears, please pay it in time."

The voice is exactly the same as that of the senior sister.

Soft with sweetness, and a tail note.

The young woman followed the number and dialed.

After ringing more than a dozen times, it was connected, and a woman's voice came from inside, with a soft sweet tail note.

"Crescent Women's Wellness Center, who?"

That's right, it's Senior Sister!

Zhang Xiaofei snatched the mobile phone, leaned close to his mouth and shouted: "Sister, I'm Xiaofei, I'm here to watch Haishi, how can I ......?"

Toot toot!

The phone hung up......

Crooked?

Crooked?

Poof!

The young woman burst out laughing, clutched her stomach and said, "Haha, what a big group boss, it seems to be walking with me!"