009 It's more convenient to poop

Although the Countess Pingcheng lowered her voice out of inappropriateness, the two girls still heard it vaguely, and then almost choked on their own saliva, and their eyes were shocked: I, I, what did I hear!

Mrs. Liu was also silent, her face full of incredible shock: I, what did I hear?

Three pairs of eyes brushed along the sight of Countess Pingcheng, and they were looking at Mrs. Liu Zhangmin, and somehow, this Mrs. Liu suddenly slipped on the ground, and almost fell into a, but fortunately was supported by the son behind her in time.

The three of them quickly retracted their gazes, as if they were almost caught cheating on an exam, and did not dare to look over there again. If they can raise their eyes, they can see the back of Mrs. Liu Zhangmin getting into the carriage with a little embarrassment and impatience.

"It's said that those concubines' farts have a sweet potato fragrance."

Here, the Countess Pingcheng is still breaking the news, and said quietly.

The silence in the air was deafening silence at this time.

It seems that compared with loving the concubine's fart and saying that the concubine's fart has the fragrance of sweet potatoes, it is really nothing to fall into the dung pit and choke on a few mouthfuls of dung...

After reacting for a while, Mrs. Liu thought with difficulty.

Two girls: sweet potato... Sweet potatoes it's not clean anymore

In the Changxing Marquis Mansion, Mrs. Changxing Hou had calmed down at this time, half lying on the soft couch, and discussing the voice of the Chuanwen heard with the three families of Changxing Hou, Chuanhai, and Chuanrui.

As for why they are called Shangrui, firstly, they are now part of the Hou Mansion, and it is necessary to attend the family meeting, and secondly, they have been with Chuanwen for the longest time, so they can learn more about Chuanwen's situation from them.

While they were having a family meeting, Chuanyu and Chuanwen were fishing in the garden.

Although Chuanwen is a vicious female supporting role, there is neither systematic supervision nor the will of heaven to force her, so she plans to lie down and be an idler who eats, drinks, and has fun, and earns one more day if she can live.

Therefore, I don't plan to grab the position of the eldest lady of the Hou Mansion with the heroine and the male protagonist's Chuanwen doesn't plan to have too much to do with the heroine, at this time, I just smiled a little and said hello, but Chuanyu walked straight over and asked Chuanwen condescendingly: "Why did you come back?" ”

Chuanwen was stunned when asked, [Can it be said that the plot needs it?] 】

Changxinghou has not given up looking for the stolen child, a month ago Chuanrui was the jade pendant, and happened to be seen by the people of Changxinghou's Mansion, just like that, the people of Changxinghou's Mansion found Chuanrui according to the jade pendant.

However, it is impossible to let Chuanwen answer the question seriously, she smiled, "Because it is more pooping in the Hou Mansion, especially when it rains." ”

Poof!

A few maids around him really couldn't hold back, but after realizing that they had laughed out loud, they quickly covered their mouths and tried to hold back their laughter.

As a lady of everyone, Chuanyu, who had never heard a dirty word, was stunned by this sudden answer, and Chuanwen was still chattering there.

"The thatched toilet in the countryside not only smells, but also has a lot of mosquitoes in summer, and when you go back from a trip, you have to bite out several big bags, and it is very cold in winter, and your butt is stiffened by the wind when you go to it, and you have to put your butt on the brazier to roast it when you come back.

But it's bearable. The most uncomfortable thing is to go to the toilet on a rainy day, the rain falls, the yellow spots in the manure pit are splashed out, and the standing position is not good, and it will be splashed on the trouser tube..."

"But going to the toilet in the countryside is not all fun, at least you can use a stick to poke maggots to play, not in the Hou Mansion, and you can't see a clean maggot, well... However, I still prefer the toilet in the Hou Mansion because I can't stand the splashing of my pants..."

"Say no more!"

Chuanwen's tirade was interrupted by Chuanyu, and if Chuanwen was allowed to continue talking, Chuanyu believed that he would definitely vomit it.

The maids around me were also shocked by Chuanwen poking maggots with sticks, can that thing still poke and play? No, isn't it dirty?

Chuanyu's eyes when he looked at Chuanwen had all changed from dislike to sympathy, uh... Plus a little disgust and disgust.

The message that succeeded in disgusting everyone was in the heart of Biye.

Chuanyu slowed down for a while before suppressing the nausea that was about to vomit, and said to Chuanwen: "The Hou Mansion is not as good as the countryside, since you want to stay in the Hou Mansion, you have to understand the rules and abide by the rules, if you offend this and that like today in the future, ten grandmothers are not enough to give you anger!" ”

Chuanyu wanted to drive Chuanwen away, but when he met the innocent and sincere gaze of this girl who was two years younger than himself, he couldn't say anything about driving people, and even had the urge to step forward and pinch the flesh on her immature face, but thinking that his grandmother was angry with her, he couldn't help it.

"Why don't you speak?"

Seeing that Chuanwen didn't speak thoughtfully, Chuanyu regretted it a little, was his tone too cold and hard just now? Alas, she's just a child, what's the truth with her, she grew up in the countryside, and it's normal that she doesn't know the rules when she first came to the Hou Mansion, and it's just to teach, why are you murdering her...

"If I were to be guilty, would Princess Bao Hui forgive me for my recklessness today?"

Chuanwen seriously thought about this possibility, but unfortunately he couldn't tell the plot, otherwise he would have helped Princess Bao Hui rescue her baby daughter, and Princess Bao Hui would not have bothered with me about today's matter.

After thinking about it, he looked up, "Hey, what's wrong with you?" ”

At this time, Chuanyu was turning his back, covering his mouth and crying!

Without him, only moving.

In the past, Chuanyi was always in trouble, when her sister educated him, the guy was dissatisfied, how could he be so sensible as Chuanwen, he said a word, Chuanwen was already thinking about how to remedy his mistakes, she was only fourteen, a whole year younger than Chuanyi! But he is already so sensible!

A warm current flowed through Chuanyu's heart, and a responsibility called sister arose spontaneously, and then swept through the whole body, this matter can't be blamed on Chuanwen, she can't let Chuanwen bear it alone! No!

"Then can I eat braised lion's head tonight?"

Chuanyu, who was about to step forward to comfort Chuanwen, suddenly slipped and almost performed a wrestling on the spot for everyone.

"You, you are guilty of pleading, just so that you can eat braised lion's head tonight?"

Chuanyu suspected that he had misheard, and looked at Chuanwen in disbelief.

"I've never had such a delicious lion's head." Chuanwen drooled as he recalled the thick soup.

"But you didn't eat a lot in the afternoon, can you eat again?"

Chuanyu looked at Chuanwen's stomach in even more surprise, she swept the two tables in the afternoon, and even had the stomach to finish eating. Well? This is not the point, Chuanyu, who was almost led astray, quickly pulled back to her thoughts, should she say that Chuanwen is sensible or... Alas, forget it, after all, she is still young, and it is normal for her to like to eat something.

But... Is it normal? Chuanyu's gaze fell on Chuanwen's small belly again, no, it wasn't a stomach, but a big cauldron...

Chuanyu finally sighed helplessly.