Chapter 152: Calculation
"Hehe, if the master and the master can also double cultivate this 'secret art of Buddhism', I think it won't be long before they can try to break the pill into a baby, hehe." Zhou Jun smiled, then turned over and took out a blank jade slip and pasted it on his forehead, and began to burn the "Joy Zen Method" and his recent cultivation experience.
A quarter of an hour later, when Zhou Jun had also inscribed the "Angry Eyes Vajra Lust Technique", "Silence Zen Light" and "Tantric Mahamudra" in another blank jade slip and handed them to the second elder, he finally saw the second elder's ecstatic expression, because he saw another set of dual cultivation methods with a very different style.
"Apprentice, I didn't expect this "Joy Zen Method" to be called "Joy Infinite Reversal of the Great Law"?" Li Yinghao glanced at his old wife Lu Songyuan behind him and said embarrassedly: "Then compared to the "Dayan Yin and Yang Technique" you taught us before, which one is more powerful?" Let's talk about it! ”
"Hehe, return to Master and Master." Zhou Jun bowed and said with a smile: "The 'Great Yan Yin and Yang Technique' is similar to the 'Xuanmen Dao Method', which is mainly created for the defects of all the dark attribute exercises such as 'Demon Dao', 'Ghost Cultivation', 'Witch Gu', 'Demon Magic', etc., and can use the 'power of Yin and Yang' to induce the 'Law of Chaos'. ”
"Use the power of yin and yang to attract the 'law of chaos', no wonder it's so domineering!" Li Yinghao and Lu Songyuan nodded to each other and said, "The more you and your master cultivate, the more profound they feel, and they are even immersed in the joy of smashing and reorganizing the power of the original 'dark attribute' laws, so they ......."
"Hehe, Master, Master, you two elders don't want to say that you are embarrassed to be blocked by your senior sister, right? In fact, this "Dayan Yin and Yang Technique" is a "double cultivation secret method" that is drawn from the bottom of the kettle from the origin of the 'dark law' for my use, emphasizing gradual and gradual cultivation, which requires long-term dual cultivation of yin and yang. ”
Zhou Jun saw the embarrassment on the face of the second elder, so he changed the topic and said: "But this "Joy Zen Method" is the 'Buddhism Tantric Double Cultivation Method', which focuses on 'domineering integration' and 'quick completion of exercises'!" As long as the second elder can let go of the psychological burden, he can enhance his strength through various means, and the demons and monsters will eat it all. ”
"What? Demons, demons, ghosts, monsters, all-in-one? What do you mean? After hearing this, the two of them felt incredible, as if this was the crux of the matter.
"Hehe, since 'Dharma' is a 'Righteous and Enlightened' method that can restrain all the demonic arts, magic, ghosts, strange powers, spirits, and supernatural of 'dark attributes', why can't you violently integrate it into the Dharma body when subduing 'demons', as long as they are humanoid monsters that are still in appearance? If you cast a spell to seal the divine soul, you can plunder its physical body, true element, and fate, and infinitely strengthen the fused physical body, so that you can easily resist the Heavenly Punishment and Thunder Tribulation? ”
"Haha/quack, that's a great idea! It's amazing, it's worth trying! Li Yinghao and Lu Songyuan were greatly moved after hearing this, and for a while they were too excited, they actually caused Zhou's "Jindan vision", and the black gas rose up and down their bodies, and in the blink of an eye, they turned into a demon and a powerful ghost.
But after the two reacted, they quickly converged their breath and changed into their original human form, and then they still didn't finish their words: "The two of us died once, and although we were reborn later, we didn't always feel comfortable with our original bodies, so why don't we take the opportunity to practice this "Joy Zen Method"?" ”
"Giggles, what Senior Brother said is very true! My little sister thinks it's feasible! Lu Songyuan saw that the Taoist couple was asking for his opinion, so he was also relieved.
"Hehe, Master, Master, don't worry. With this 'Three Treasures', you may be able to help the two elders! As soon as the words fell, Zhou Jun touched the storage bag on his waist, and suddenly there was an arc-filled "Demon Beast Neidan" and a sparkling "Water Spark Basket" in front of him, and he continued with a smile:
"This 'Thunder Bead' is the 'Inner Dan' of the Seventh-Order Demon Beast 'Purple Electric Jiaolong', which has been successfully refined into a 'Space Magic Weapon' by me, which can absorb and store thunder and lightning, and played a major role in crossing the 'Twenty-Nine Tribulations' before me. This 'ancient treasure' is called 'water spark basket', which can collect all kinds of magic weapons, and water and fire do not invade! ”
"Oh? Hehe, these two treasures are good, they can be used to assist in the tribulation, and they can also surprise the yin people when facing the enemy, hehe. ”
"Hehe, Master Mingjian." Zhou Jun's voice fell, and then he took out a painting scroll from his waist, and after unfolding it, it turned out to be a strange picture.
I saw that the painting was a grassland scene of "the sky is blue, the wilderness is vast, the wind blows the grass and the cattle and sheep are low", but the strange thing is that the characters and livestock in the picture are not only lifelike and free to move, but also there is an "altar" in the painting, on which there are many "puppets", as if they are transformed by real people.
"Huh? ...... is this a 'magic weapon of space'? Wrong! The power of space is not so strong, could it really be a 'cave magic weapon'? This ......"
"Hehe, this is indeed a 'Cave Heaven Magic Weapon', it is a treasure obtained by me when I went to the 'Tianyin Sect' with my senior sister to find someone, and on the way back, I accidentally bumped into the 'Trial Secret Realm' of the 'Yin Wind Gate', hehe." Zhou Jun will explain the process of obtaining this treasure and how to control this treasure in detail.
"Haha/Giggles, I didn't expect this treasure to be so wonderful! Not only can it easily seal a strong enemy inside, but it can also easily resist the 'Twenty-Nine Tribulations' outside? It seems that when the two of us become babies in the future, we will have to resist the 'Thirty-Nine Heavenly Tribulation', and this treasure may be of great use! The second elder was overjoyed!
"Hehe, therefore, the apprentice and the senior sister decided to go to the inner gate first to handle the 'identity token' change', and by the way, they received two adjacent 'excellent' cave mansions to retreat and cultivate, and after digesting all the gains from this trip, they must be able to advance to the 'late stage of the knot', just in time for the sect's big competition."
"Haha, what the disciple said is extremely true! Then it's up to you! The teacher is going to study this "Joy Zen Method" with your master, if it's okay, don't bother us two old guys, otherwise, I will arrange a task for you! Li Yinghao and Lu Songyuan looked at each other and said with a smile.
"Oh? Scheduling tasks? What task? You don't want me to secretly protect my junior brothers and sisters, right? Zhou Jun was a little strange after hearing this.
"Hehe, it's good that you kid knows." Li Yinghao and Lu Songyuan nodded to each other and smiled: "Those little guys have teamed up to go to the 'Oriental Overseas Cultivation Realm' this time to experience, which used to be the 'Ghost Cultivation Paradise', but now it is the 'Demon Cultivation Territory', and there can't be a 'Yuan Infant Stage Cultivator', so they ......"
"Could it be that Master and Senior Sister are still worried about the safety of their junior brothers and sisters?" Zhou Jun was puzzled: "If this is the case, then why don't you recruit one or two inner disciples from the 'late stage of foundation building' on the 'Xuanbang Release Hall' to be the team leader?" Isn't it just spending more spirit stones, hehe. ”
"Hmph, you kid really don't know how expensive oil, salt, firewood and rice are!" Li Yinghao said angrily: "How is the situation between me and your sister?" You saw it too. For the sake of one's own cultivation, in order to keep the foundation of the Outer Gate Cave Mansion, in order to provide cultivation conditions for apprentices, which one does not need money? ”
Seeing this, Lu Songyuan continued to add: "If you have a child with Mei'er in the future and breed a 'Cultivation Immortal Family' in the sect, can we two old guys still stand by and watch?" Don't make it convenient for your grandchildren? Fight for more benefits? To get through the relationship, these all need money! ”
"Hehe, Master, Master, I'm afraid you're too worried!" Zhou Jun said with a smile: "In the world of cultivation, the strong are respected, and the weak eat the strong, which is justified!" If you don't have the money to spend, you can do some sect tasks and hunt down a few vicious 'evil demon crooked ways', then won't the spirit stone be at your fingertips? ”
"Hmph, that's a nice thing to say! You think we don't understand? We have lived for more than 900 years, and in the words of mortals, we have eaten more salt than you have eaten rice, and we have walked more bridges than you have walked, and if we want to make a fortune by killing people and seizing treasures, we must be prepared to be killed by others! ”
"Uh-huh, got it! Old man, rambling! Zhou Jun saw that the face of the master and the master sank, so he immediately changed his tone and said: "The apprentice plans to learn alchemy well before he retreats and cultivates, and if time permits, he also wants to learn 'refining' and 'talisman making', and be his own boss!" ”
"Hehe, I didn't expect you kid to really be calculating! But in this way, you will continue to earn a lot of spirit stones, which is enough for your little couple's daily cultivation. Li Yinghao and Lu Songyuan smiled and sent Zhou Jun away, only then did they say embarrassedly: "This kid is weird!" ”
"Giggles, did the senior brother mean that since this kid is not satisfied with our family's 'Mei'er', he still has to mess with flowers and grass everywhere to cause 'romantic debts'?"
"Hehe, what my sister said is very true." Li Yinghao said with a deep face: "However, after all, our 'Mei'er' is immature, stubborn, and likes to be willful, so it is not necessarily a bad thing to be restrained by this kid in the body." But in this way, you can't have normal husband and wife intercourse, how to get pregnant and have a baby in the future? ”
"Go, go, it's 'pregnancy and baby' again? Are you a 'sow' when we are women? What's more, my generation of monks is pursuing the 'road of eternal life', giving birth to a baby is just a 'spiritual sustenance', in fact, it is a waste of time and energy, if it weren't for the fact that you and I were about to run out of life, I wouldn't want to have a baby! ”
"Uh...... This one...... Forget it, don't mention it! Young people, let them decide for themselves! Li Yinghao's face was embarrassed, but he suddenly thought of something, so the thief smiled: "This kid really deserves to be our 'lucky star', look at these 'three treasures', which one is not a treasure?!" ”
"Giggles, it's good to know, don't get cheap and sell well, be careful that the girl knows and complains about you'meddling and disrespecting the old', hum!"
"Hmph, why am I 'nosy'? How can I be 'disrespectful to my old age'? Doesn't I just want you and my bloodline to continue to pass on? ”
"Giggles, okay, okay, stubborn old man, old child, can't you say it yet? Don't worry about young people, let's continue to double cultivate! ”
In this way, during the time when Zhou Jun flew into the "inner door" to handle the "identity token replacement", he didn't expect that his master and his mother would start a new round of "verbal war", but in the end they compromised with each other. If you don't know the roots, you still think they are a "mortal couple" in the world.
"Huh? This 'senior brother', oh no, this 'senior uncle' is here to go through the procedures for replacing the 'identity token'? This...... Please wait a moment. As soon as the words fell, the "deacon disciple" in the "deacon hall" hurriedly took out a "transmission note" and muttered to the superior for advice, is it celebrated?
Zhou Jun's divine sense was strong, and he easily listened to what the other party said and intercepted the information, so he smiled and said: "You don't need to handle the 'Jindan Celebration', just give me all the things that should be rewarded." In addition, I also need two good 'caves' next to each other. As soon as the words fell, she became Li Mei.
"What? This...... No way! When pigs fly! How can a big man turn into a little woman in an instant? It's incredible! ”
"Giggles, nothing is impossible! Hurry up and replace the 'identity token' for Aunt Ben! In addition, the 'Inner Gate Elder Token' also needs two pieces! ”
"Uh...... This...... Uncle Shi, don't worry, there has to be someone who comes first and comes first? "That deacon disciple was confused by Zhou Jun and Li Mei.
"Hmph, can I not be in a hurry? How many people are standing outside watching the excitement? Hurry up, hurry up, and be less verbose! Otherwise, you'll be given a few punches first! Hum! ”
"Ouch hey! Auntie, 'Demon King of the World'! Just spare me! The disciple will never dare again! The deacon's disciples were pulled by Li Mei's ears.