Chapter 271, Fool Emperor
The emperor suddenly stiffened.
All right.
It turned out that Nanmei did it!
Xue Guiren seemed to notice that he was wrong, and there was a faint apprehension in her heart, she asked softly,
"What's wrong, Your Majesty? The concubine just mentioned it casually, if His Majesty thinks it's not good, then the concubine will say too much. ”
The emperor's voice was hoarse and slightly cold, "How can it be, Concubine Ai, I will promise you whatever you say." ”
Xue Guiren hooked his lips and smiled, and a huge surprise came to his heart.
But she wasn't happy for a while.
The emperor said again, "Concubine Ai, what is here in your ears?" ”
Xue Guiren's face was shocked, and he was busy pushing the emperor away.
But the emperor was quick to grasp the edge of the skin.
"Your Majesty!!"
Xue Guiren didn't have time to stop it, she pushed the emperor away violently, and suddenly heard a "tearing" sound.
Immediately afterwards, there was a tearing feeling on his face, and a long-lost breathable coolness.
Her human skin mask.
It was torn off by the emperor like this!
The emperor looked at the human skin mask in his hand in a daze, and when he looked up, he saw the face of a strange woman.
He suddenly became less afraid, and asked with a gloomy face, "Who are you?" Dare to pretend to be a palace concubine! Someone, someone! ”
And Li Siqin, who exposed his original appearance, calmed down after a moment of panic.
Now that her purpose and true colors have been exposed, there is no need for her to spare the life of this dog emperor.
She quickly took out the dagger, determined that the emperor was now weak, and pressed the dagger against the emperor's neck.
"Shut up, call someone in, and we'll die together!"
The worst plan is that she dies with the emperor, as long as she doesn't mention Nanmei again, the royal family of the Great Xia Dynasty doesn't know who she is.
In this way, it will not implicate one's own country.
Father-in-law Yu's concerned greetings came from outside the door, "Your Majesty, what's wrong?" ”
Li Siqin moved the dagger forward by an inch, his face was cold, and the threat was self-evident.
The emperor understood what she meant, showed an expression of greed for life and fear of death, and shouted to the outside, "I'm fine, I don't need to come in." ”
There was no movement outside, so Li Siqin hooked the corners of her lips, reached out and grabbed the placket of the emperor's clothes, trying to pull him up.
"You don't have any jokes, your majesty, go write the paperwork!"
The emperor was forced to get up and come to the desk, and the dagger moved from his neck to his... Lumbar side.
The sharp feeling was against his old waist, and as long as he dared to move, his waist would be pierced.
It's too ruthless.
It's just ruthless.
The Nine Emperors didn't tell him that being an actor was so risky.
"Write!"
Li Siqin snorted coldly, and the dagger in his hand gently poked the emperor's waist.
The emperor suddenly straightened up, and his back was numb.
"How can I write without ink here?"
"You don't know how to grind?" Li Siqin sneered.
"Since I was born, I haven't used my hands to polish ink."
How could a pampered emperor do such a thing himself.
Li Siqin's eyes revealed a thick impatience, "You drop a few drops of water in the ink inkstone, don't put too much." ”
The emperor sighed, picked up the teacup on the side, and poured some water on the ink inkstone.
With a shake of his hand, he poured the whole cup of tea into it!
Li Siqin rolled her eyes, "Are you stupid, do you know what a little bit is, a few drops are enough, you pour so much, are you afraid that Mo Yan will be thirsty?" ”
"Pour out the water and leave a little bit!"
The emperor sighed, picked up the ink inkstone, and splashed it forward.
The water has been poured out again!
"Why are you so stupid! Tell you to leave a little you don't understand? "Li Siqin is going crazy.
Such an idiot can be an emperor!
If she hadn't grabbed the emperor with one hand and reached the emperor with a dagger in the other, she would have started grinding ink to open the eyes of this stupid emperor!
The emperor raised the ink inkstone with an innocent face, "Didn't you let me stay a little?" Isn't that a point? ”
At least, the inkstone is still wet, isn't it?
Li Siqin pointed to the teapot next to the teapot, "You bring that teapot here!" ”
The emperor reached out and took it.
Li Siqin moved the knife to his chest, took two steps forward, picked up the teapot with one hand, and carefully dripped a few drops of water on the ink inkstone.
"Okay, that's all, do you understand, Your Majesty?"
The emperor nodded, "There are so many little eunuchs around me, you are used to serving people." ”
Li Siqin's face was ugly.
This dog emperor is scolding her for being a minion!
But she controlled the emperor with one hand, and there was still something inconvenient, so she continued to command the emperor, "You take the ink strip next to you, grind it on the water, and write it quickly when it is polished, otherwise I will pierce your waist!" ”
The emperor shook his spirit.
He picked up the ink strip and began to grind it, and as time passed, he felt a little bored.
Then he asked, "You are so good at grinding ink, what did you do before?" ”
"It's your business!" Li Siqin rolled her eyes.
"Is your monthly routine high? Otherwise, come and grind ink for me, give you thirty taels a month, and I will also buy you a pension in the household department, what do you think? ”
"Shut up! Don't you have thirty taels when we are the Li family? ”
"The Li family? What is the Li family? What kind of small door? The emperor looked innocent.
"You are only a small family, your whole family is a small family, I really don't know how a fool like you became the emperor, our Li family is one of the best magic families in Nanmei, and it is the uncle of the lord of Yan'er, you don't know anything, when the Nima Emperor!"
Li Siqin's patience is obviously gone.
Her title gradually changed from the emperor to the dog emperor!
Finally, turn into waste! Idiot!
The emperor came up with words that were useful to him, so he gracefully and slowly picked up the brush and began to write.
Li Siqin was not worried at all that she had exposed the Li family.
Because as long as the emperor covers the jade seal, she will send him to the west with a knife.
The emperor's handwriting was neat, and soon a document ceding the city was written.
Li Siqin picked up the document and looked at it carefully, and found that there was no problem.
"Okay, you cover the jade seal, and this document will take effect!"
The emperor obediently sighed, pointed to a screen and said, "The jade seal is in the imperial study, but my private seal, on the wall behind the screen, there is a secret grid, you go and get it." ”
Li Siqin glanced at him suspiciously, and then grabbed him up, "Go, go get it!" ”
The emperor silently raised his hand and let her push away.
The other side of the screen.
Several melon-eating people squatted here, seeing that the figure was getting closer and closer, they squinted slightly, and waited for the battle.
Li Siqin took a knife and threatened the emperor and walked behind the screen.
As soon as he stepped in, he met three pairs of eyes.
The awkward atmosphere flashed by.
Then, the smallest milk doll raised her finger and shouted,
"Immobilization!"
"I'm determined, I'm determined, I'm determined!"