Chapter 35: Dog Training
In front of Pingshanjun, scolding others for being fools, as soon as Yun Que said this, the six faces of the door next to him turned blue.
Even Mu Qingyao, who was steady, was nervous at the moment.
After all, the other party is a seventh-order tiger demon, and he is not an ordinary neighbor, most of the demon clan are moody, and they will do it when they turn their faces.
To the surprise of the two, instead of being annoyed, Pingshan-kun squeezed the white hairs on his forehead together, looking as if he was frowning.
"Trick me? No, two Blood Pills are real benefits. Pingshan Jun said.
"Have you ever had a dog?" Cloud lacks a way.
"I haven't raised it, isn't that thing for food, what to do with it." Pingshan Jun Road.
"Then you don't know how to train a dog." Cloud lacks a way.
"Beat, if you don't obey, you will fight, until you are obedient, how simple it is, and if you are disobedient, you will bake and eat." Pingshan Jun Road.
"I'll tell you how to train a dog, it's useless to fight, if you want a dog to be obedient, you need food, first take a bone, let the dog do what you need, such as catching a wild cat, just take the bone as a reward, a few times, as long as you take out the bone, the dog will run out to catch the cat." Cloud lacks a way.
"That's a good idea, if I use bones as a reward, I can let the dog catch the mouse." Pingshan Jun Road.
"That's right, dog training is so simple, as long as there is enough reward, the dog will obey you, absolutely obedient." Cloud lacks a way.
"Sounds interesting, I'll play a dog demon another day...... Let's talk about why I was tricked, what do you do with dogs? Pingshan Jun said.
"Don't worry, I haven't finished talking about dogs, think about it, when you train a wild dog that you pick up in the same way as rewarding bones, and one day you take out a fragrant roast suckling pig and let the wild dog catch the neighbor's cow, guess the dog will catch it." Cloud lacks a way.
"Definitely! There are only a few pieces of meat on the bones, and the roast pig is fragrant! Pingshan Jun said.
"The dog thinks the same thing, it goes to the neighbor's house to bite an old ox and drags it back, and then waits for the reward, so what should you, the owner, do." Cloud lacks a way.
"Roast pig for dogs, of course!" Pingshan Jun Road.
"Don't be in a hurry to feed the dog, your neighbor is not weaker than you, he is not at home, and when he comes back and finds that the cow is gone, he will definitely come to find it, if you do it, the best result is to die together, and the value of that roast suckling pig is enough to buy a hundred dogs, you, the owner, still want to feed the dog." Cloud lacks a way.
Pingshanjun thought about it carefully and said:
"That's a fart! I ate the roast pig myself, cut the dead cow into pieces and took it out for money, and then beat the dog to death and gave it to the neighbor, saying that the dog went crazy and bit the cow, and the cow didn't know where to go, anyway, the dog was dead, and there was no proof of death! I saved a roast pig, and I got a cow for nothing, and I only hitched a dog! ”
Yun Que laughed, laughing inexplicably at Pingshanjun.
Men Liu on the side was still counting his fingers to calculate who would make this deal, Mu Qingyao had already gained insight into the moral of the story, and cast an approving look at Yun Que.
Yun Que waved his hand and said:
"You forgot, the wild dog was picked up by you, what you really paid for it was only a few bones used to train the dog, and what the Red Lotus Sect paid was only two Blood Evil Pills, do you think the value of the Seventh-Order Demon Clan is high, or is the value of a Transformation Pill high?"
Pingshanjun was stunned.
After a long while, it erupted into a rage and let out a roar that nearly blew out the fire next to it.
"Red Lotus Sect! He actually used this king as a dog! ”
Although Pingshanjun's mind is not as smart as Yun Que's, it only needs to compare it to draw a conclusion.
Even if the county lord can be killed in the end, the Red Lotus Sect will not give a grain of Transformation Pill.
Because of the value of the Transformation Pill, thousands of seventh-order demon beasts together can't be compared!
Red Lotus taught Pingshanjun to draw a fragrant flatbread, and used two blood pills as appetizers to confuse Pingshanjun and make him run around and work hard, which is almost the same as the method of dog training.
After roaring, Pingshanjun only felt afraid for a while.
It's good that it didn't kill the county lord, after all, it didn't work in vain, and there are two Blood Evil Pills in hand.
This is to really kill the county lord of Lingyun, and its situation is the same as the wild dog in the story, he was beaten to death by the master and used to carry the black cauldron.
As long as the Red Lotus Sect blames the death of the county lord on Pingshanjun, it can get out of the matter.
Putting away his fangs, Pingshanjun looked at Yun Que with a grateful gaze, and said:
"Thanks to your old neighbor, otherwise this king would have been trapped! The Red Lotus Sect deceives these grandsons too much, and this king will eat them all up sooner or later! ”
This time, Pingshanjun is grateful from the bottom of his heart.
If it weren't for Yun Que guarding the Lingyun County Lord, when it took the County Lord to the Red Lotus Sect to exchange for the Transformation Pill, it would be the death of Pingshan Jun!
Then the skinny tiger returned, carrying a wild boar that had just been bitten to death, and placing it beside the fire.
Look at the meaning, it is to prepare ingredients for the king.
But this guy always walks on the sidelines.
"I'm just hungry, eat roast pig!" Yun Que rubbed his hands.
When the thin tiger heard this, he immediately looked much more relaxed, and whimpered twice like an old cat, as if in agreement.
When Mu Qingyao saw a tiger demon for the first time, she would have such a fear of the human race, and she was surprised and felt really funny.
Skinny tigers aren't actually skinny.
It's just that he is much thinner than the mighty Pingshanjun, and his body is similar to that of an ordinary tiger.
The tiger is the king of beasts, and the tiger demon is even more fierce, but in Mu Qingyao's opinion, the thin tiger almost didn't catch a mouse in front of Yun Que and disguised himself as a cat.
There is still a little bit of tiger power, it has become a big cat.
Hearing that Yun Que was going to eat roast pig, Menliu hurriedly recommended himself:
"I'm coming! Let's try my craft! ”
After a short time, Menliu cleaned up the wild boar, sprinkled spices on the fire, and roasted it until it was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and the meat was fragrant.
Pingshanjun tore off a pork leg, bit off half of it in one bite, and raised his thumb while chewing.
"Incense!"
Yun Que cut a smaller piece of barbecue meat and handed it to Mu Qingyao.
Barbecue in the wild, there is no tableware, it is impossible to eat elegantly, Mu Qingyao didn't care, and grabbed it directly to eat, eating his hands were full of oil, and even the corners of his mouth were stained with a layer of oil.
"It's not like the county lord's way of eating." Yun Que said with a smile.
"Do as the locals do." Mu Qing Yao said.
When you get to the territory of the tiger demon, you naturally have to eat wilder, if you still have dishes and chopsticks at this time, and eat politely, it is a faux pas.
Pingshanjun was quite satisfied with Mu Qingyao's way of eating, and said slightly apologetically:
"I'm really sorry, county lord, I was blinded by the Red Lotus Sect, my brain was hot for a while, I only thought about the Transformation Pill, and I almost ate you, don't worry! From now on, you can come to my duckweed mountain at any time! You don't have to take Yun Que with you, you yourself are as good as me, good wine, good food, and good hospitality! ”
Mu Qingyao arched her hand proudly and said: "If you don't fight and don't know each other, I will definitely come as a guest in the future." ”
"That's right! Haha, this king likes to be refreshing, other women's mothers-in-law and mothers are grinding and chirping, annoying individuals, or the county lord is refreshing enough! ”
Pingshanjun laughed and said to the thin tiger in the corner: "Go and take out this king's good wine!" ”
The thin tiger hurriedly ran to the backyard, and soon came back with a large wine barrel in his mouth.
When the lid is opened, the aroma of the wine is overflowing.
Yun Que tasted it and praised: "It's really good wine, where did you get it?" ”
"I robbed it in Wuji Town half a year ago! was nagged several times by those two miscellaneous chickens, and the tiger hair fell off a layer! This is your cloud shortage, I won't take it out when others come! Pingshan Jun said heroically.
"You dare to grab the wine in Wuji Town, you have enough guts!" Cloud lacks a way.
"After grabbing it, run away, the miscellaneous chickens can't come out, and they can't catch up with this king haha!" Pingshan Jun Road.
Mu Qingyao listened curiously and asked, "The chickens in Wuji Town, do you even want to avoid Pingshanjun?" ”
"It's just two seventh-order pheasants, which has provoked the king, so I stew those two miscellaneous chickens in chicken soup!" Pingshan Jun said arrogantly.
"Maybe it's a stewed tiger soup, can you really fight two dragon-tailed pheasants?" Yun Que scoffed.
"Uh...... Isn't this because you are lacking, we will definitely be able to fight together! Pingshanjun said with a weak heart.
"Seventh-Order Peak Demon Beast Dragontail Pheasant!" Mu Qingyao was shocked: "Is there a demon beast in Wuji Town?" ”
The Lingyun County Lord is knowledgeable and knows a lot about the demon clan, and when he heard the dragon-tailed pheasant that Yun Que said, he immediately remembered the horror of this demon beast.
According to the scriptures,
The Dragontail Pheasant is the pinnacle of the seventh-order demon clan, and there are hardly any seventh-order demon beasts that are its opponents, and the seventh-rank human race cultivators have a headache for them.
"Wuji Town does raise demons, this is their custom, so I suggested that you go to Baiyu City." Cloud lacks a way.
Mu Qingyao frowned lightly when she heard this.
There are so many demons and evils in the world that they can't be killed, and there are still people who deliberately raise demons.
Seeing that Mu Qingyao was puzzled, Yun Que explained:
"Wuji Town produces blood jade, that thing should be quite sought after in the Imperial City, it is worth a lot, as long as a piece is produced, there are benefits to be taken up and down the Zhiyuan County Government, plus there is no demonic chaos near Wuji Town, and the yamen will turn a blind eye."
"It turns out that the origin of blood jade is Wuji Town, and many students in the school palace love blood jade, and they do not hesitate to buy it at a high price, and even take pride in owning a piece of blood jade, which is regarded as a symbol of strong financial resources." Mu Qing Yao said.
These words caused Pingshanjun to burst into laughter.
"They all say that the Terrans are smart, if you want me to see, there are more fools in the Terrans hahaha! Take the blood of the same kind as a treasure, and only you human race can do such a stupid thing haha! ”
Pingshanjun's laughter made Mu Qingyao more and more puzzled.
"Human blood?" Mu Qingyao said strangely.
Yun Que sighed and said:
"Yes, most of the blood in the blood jade is actually human blood, the dragon-tailed pheasant, this kind of demon beast, only when it eats a living person, will lay eggs, there is a chance to form blood jade in the egg, it looks like a baby, in fact, it is just a way for the demon beast to excrete the unabsorbed human blood from the body."
Hearing this, the barbecue in Mu Qingyao's hand could no longer be eaten.
A mixture of disgust and anger grew in the heart of the little county lord.
Mu Qingyao has seen blood jade.
The blood jade is extremely beautiful, crystal clear like a gemstone.
But who knew that such a beautiful blood jade, which was regarded as a treasure by countless people, could be so bloody and cruel!