Don't ask me who disco is [80] v. 11

Disco wanted to talk about the problem of his son squatting at home all day, but thinking that he also had a brother squatting at home, he really didn't have a position to open this mouth, so he had to give up for the time being.

However, the younger Di Sihui obviously has no such concerns.

She gave Uncle Xu a thumbs up and said, "Uncle Xu, you can train your daughter to become a university teacher, you are really amazing!" ”

Without waiting for Uncle Xu to humble himself, he continued: "But why don't you find a good job for Brother Xu?" ”

was asked by the beautiful girl why he didn't go to work, Xu Yanbo's face turned red with a "sigh".

He hastened to clarify: "I have a job!" In a state-run photo studio! ”

"Then why don't you go to work?" Di Sihui wondered.

"Ahem," Xu Yanbo said awkwardly, "I learned photography from the photographer there, and I didn't leave the apprenticeship for three years, and the master refused to teach the master, and it was boring to continue to work, so I planned to change units." ”

But he is not interested in other jobs, so he can only spend it at home every day.

"Is it a unique skill to give people a portrait of 'opening eyes' and 'removing red eyes'?" Di Sihui asked.

"That's for sure! The most powerful master in our photo studio has the unique ability to give portraits to red eyes! ”

"Oh, then my fourth and fifth brothers will be! There are several retired photographers in the family courtyard of our film studio, if it weren't for the fact that photography is too expensive, my family can't afford it, and my fourth brother also wants to be a photographer! Di Sihui said jokingly, "In the future, you will be kind to my mother, and when the time comes, let my brother teach you to 'go to red eyes'!" ”

Xu Yanbo: "......"

It seems to have been taken care of.

Chapter 9

After all, it was the first time they had an official meeting, and the two families had a light meal together very politely, and then it ended quickly.

After sending off the guests, Disco knocked on the third brother's plaster leg and asked, "What are you doing here?" ”

"It's not to welcome the Grand Chief!" The third brother didn't have a good breath and said, "Our mother has to do some cleaning, I was assigned the job of pasting the roof, and I accidentally fell off the ladder and cracked my bones!" ”

Disco said sympathetically: "Break your muscles and bones for a hundred days, you can rest well, and leave the work of pasting the roof to me." ”

"You don't have to do that, I'll find someone to come to the house when I go back." Di Simin approached him and asked in a low voice, "What, if you're okay in the afternoon, can you help me go to the unit for a shift?" ”

Disco looked inexplicable.

"Aren't there several lifeguards in the swimming pool? Besides, you broke your leg like this, you have to take a long vacation, right? ”

"It's not the lifeguard class!" Di Simin coughed uncomfortably, "I think it's not a long-term solution to be a temporary worker, so I recently found a new job as an assistant coach in the children's swimming class every weekend." ”

Disco looked at the third brother suspiciously.

His third brother's career is not very enterprising, and he has been working as a temporary worker after graduating from sports school, and he has met many beautiful girls with that tendon and meat. What I want all my life is to marry a cadre's child, and then go to my father-in-law's house upside down, and eat and drink without worrying for the rest of my life.

The third brother was furious by him, and asked in a bluff, "Can you help?" If it doesn't work, forget it, I'll go to the fourth child. ”

"The fourth brother is going to take the college entrance examination, don't bother him," Disco stopped him, "You are an assistant coach, which is the serious coach?" Look at your hurried appearance, you can't be a woman, right? ”

“……”

Disco carefully observed his expression and continued to speculate: "Could it be that I know him?" ”

The third brother pursed his lips and confessed: "It's Zhao Qingna." ”

"Oh, Sister Qingna."

The third brother's first love when he was in sports school.

In terms of family conditions alone, two families are half a catty to eight taels.

However, in terms of competition results, they belong to the wrong household, and Zhao Qingna has won a medal in the National Games.

At that time, the small flame of love between the two was extinguished by Zhao Qingna's coach just a few days after it burned.

Disko feels that his brother has been too prodigal in terms of feelings in recent years, and it may be difficult to rekindle the old relationship.

However, after asking the time and place, he still went to the top shift of the Gongti with his deep-water certificate.

The summer sun in Beijing is scorching.

A bottle of the Arctic Ocean, a piece of watermelon, a popsicle, and a dime ticket to the swimming pool are the summer memories of many Beijing children.

Since the third brother went to work at the workers' stadium swimming pool, Disco has to come to the workers' stadium to spend a few afternoons almost every summer.

The children's swimming classes are held in the indoor swimming pool.

Compared to the overcrowded open-air pools, the indoor field is simply a paradise.

Disco handed out the floats and stared at the five or six-year-old peewe, jumping into the pool one by one like ducklings.

"There are only fourteen in the pool, right? Who is missing class? Zhao Qingna counted the ducklings repeatedly, counting and counting, and there was always one less.

Disco was in charge of the attendance roll call, and he still had an impression of the absent children, and replied: "Yu Chenyi didn't come." ”

After a while, there was a sound of crackling footsteps at the entrance.

There was a bald little group, running and shouting happily: "Coach, coach, I'm coming!" ”

The parents followed closely behind him and warned: "Yu Xiaopang, you slow down for me, the ground is so slippery, be careful of knocking your big teeth!" ”

However, instead of hitting the slippery floor tiles, his big teeth hit Disko's thigh headlong, and when he stood up, he almost pulled Disko's swim trunks off.

"Say sorry to the coach!" The parent nodded on the door of Xiaopang's light brain, and after raising his eyes to see the coach who was hit, he smiled unexpectedly, "Xiaodi, do you have a new part-time job?" ”

Disco was silent for a moment and explained: "Team Yu, I'll help people take the shift." ”

"Oh."

Then there was a sudden silence in the air.

In fact, their respective dresses have subverted the inherent impression on weekdays.

Disco was shirtless, with only a pair of soaked swim trunks left on his body.

Although Yu Tong's one-piece swimsuit is conservative, she was a professional dancer, with high breasts, long legs and slender waist, which made Disko's eyes wander for a while, and she couldn't find a decent place for a long time.

He tugged at his swim trunks that had been stuck to his ass because they were wet, wondering what to say to break the weird embarrassment.

The little bald head sandwiched between the two of them suddenly raised his head and asked, "Uncle, are you the Mimi from last time?" ”

"What Mimi?"

"It's Mimia!" The little bald head pointed at Yu Tong and reminded, "Last time my sister-in-law pricked you Mimi, did you forget?" ”

“::::::”

The past is unbearable, and the atmosphere is stagnant again.

Yu Tongqiang resisted the urge to cover his face, his eyes swirled uncontrollably on Disko's bare chest, and he took the lead in teaching a lesson: "Yu Xiaopang, why are you everywhere, hurry up and go to class!" ”

Disco took the child's hand and said, "You are the boy who pressed the bed, why did you shave your hair?" Let's go, I'll take you to warm up first. ”

Yu Xiaopang was most afraid of her sister-in-law's black face, so she flatteringly handed her her other hand and said, "Let's go, sister-in-law, let's warm up together!" ”

"Go yourself, I won't go." Yu Tong waved his hand.

Disco met several children who couldn't do without their parents today, and they were quite skilled in handling them.

"Team Yu, you can rest assured to play, just pick up the child in an hour."

The indoor swimming pool on weekends is only for swim course participants, others who want to swim have to go to the outdoor swimming pool.

Yu Tong nodded and didn't say anything.

Yu Xiaopang ignored the warning from her sister-in-law's eyes, and broke the news: "My sister-in-law is also here to learn to swim!" ”

"......" Disko was stunned for a moment, and asked hesitantly, "Team Yu, are you here for class?" ”

He looked at the preschoolers in the pool, and automatically made up the picture of each other fluttering together in one of them.

I tried hard to be serious, but I couldn't help but laugh.

"Laugh what a laugh!" Yu Tong glanced at him.

Out of politeness, Disko really shouldn't laugh.

But thinking of the arrogance of the other party when he asked him to sing "I Love You in the Snow of Saibei", he finally couldn't help but ask: "Today's classes are all teaching children to swim, why don't you sign up for adult classes if you want to learn to swim?" ”

Yu Tong snorted lightly: "If I can find an adult class, will I still be ridiculed by you?" ”

Most of the swimming classes on the market are for children and teenagers.

When her sister-in-law said that the swimming class of Gongti was for teenagers, and Yu Xiaopang's coach was still a lesbian, Yu Tong was persuaded to come on impulse.

In order to pretend to be an adolescent high school student, she also deliberately tied two braids.

When I arrived at the place, I found that the oldest of the students was only seven or eight years old!

Since Yu Tong was also a formal student who paid the money, Disco found two floating boards for her.

"The hand float should work, the rope on the back float may not be long enough, after all, this is the children's version. If you can stick to the class, it's best to prepare your own. He took out the strap of the back float, measured it in front of him, and asked diligently, "Can I help you put on the back board?" ”

At first glance, there was nothing wrong with this, but Yu Tong still sensitively caught a smile from it.

She made a hard note to Di Ergou in the small notebook, "Tianya Singer" and "Night Shanghai" are destined to enter Di Ergou's song list.

After taking the two floating boards, Yu Tong sent this annoying second dog away, and went to negotiate the course arrangement with the female coach by himself.

After negotiating the time of the first class, she tightened the towel on her shoulders and turned to walk to the parent lounge.

Zheng Xueru, who had been waiting there for a long time, had a raging gossip fire burning in her eyes.

"I'll just say, why did you suddenly come to send Chenyi to class, it turns out that you have another plan."

Yu Tong didn't seem to understand what she meant, so he unscrewed the kettle and took a sip.

"Did you already know that Xiao Di was a coach here?"

"I don't know," Yu Tong leaned on his cousin as if he had no bones, "If I had known that he would have had time to work part-time on weekends, I would have arranged more work for him." ”

Zheng Xueru was about to ask Xiao Di about her performance in the service company, but a scolding from the female coach came from the other side of the pool.

"Who do you see wearing pants in the pool? What kind of foreign appearance, don't wear it! ”

Parents in the lounge area stopped talking and looked over.

Xiao Di squatted by the pool, I don't know what to say to the female coach, the other party teased after listening to it, "It was fine just now, why do you suddenly want to go back to wear pants now?" What are your ears red for, who said you are anything? ”