What is there to ask about which pot is not opened?

"You can call me Xiao Di."

Lao Huang followed suit, and then said, "Xiao Huang." ”

However, as soon as the two reported home, they heard Du Jinjin's voice coming from the back of the audience: "Di Daoge, add ~ oil ~~ Huang Wei, add ~ oil ~~"

Host: "Okay, Douglas and Huang Wei, what are your reasons for coming to the aerobics competition?" ”

Disco took a step back and gave up this precious opportunity to show his face to Brother Huang.

Lao Huang: "......"

This kid is really insidious.

Lao Huang, who got the opportunity to show his face, pointed at Disco, and said very shamefully: "I was fooled by him." ”

A step back as well.

The moderator stepped back after them, held the microphone up in front of Disko, and asked, "What are your considerations?" ”

Disco pushed the sports glasses on the bridge of his nose and wanted to roll his eyes.

He was brought to the shelves by a duck, but can he say?

When he speaks publicly, he always sings a high note!

"The main thing is to respond to the government's call to join the ranks of national fitness. Calisthenics can exercise strength, endurance and coordination, the exercise intensity and safety are relatively high, and it does not pick gender and age, and it is suitable for almost everyone. ”

"Yes, calisthenics is a sport that does not pick age or gender, but as you can see, there are very few gay men who come to compete today," the host asked, "what do you think is the reason?" Is there anything you would like to suggest to the majority of male compatriots or the organizers? ”

As he spoke, he made an exaggerated backward movement, as if he wanted to see the dress of Disco and Lao Huang clearly.

successfully drove the atmosphere of the scene and made the audience who were already paying attention to their costumes laugh.

Lao Huang has already pulled down his face, this host is also a man, obviously he didn't hold back his fart, and wanted to make fun of them!

Disco also slandered, this question is really not level.

I can laugh at myself, but you can't laugh at me!

He took the initiative to take the microphone and said: "This is a competition, and there are many lesbians, which only shows that this sport is more favored by lesbians, and women have more advantages in terms of flexibility and balance." ”

The host asked more bluntly: "Do you think gay men are reluctant to participate, isn't it because of the costumes?" ”

The audience was laughed at again.

"The athletes' costumes for weightlifting and gymnastics are similar to ours, and there are still a lot of male athletes." Disko asked the audience, "Do you think those male athletes are dressed inappropriately?" ”

Not really.

"The benevolent see the benevolent, and the wise see the wise. How you look at an athlete's clothing depends on personal cultivation. ”

The implication is that if you see an adulteress, it means that you have no cultivation.

"Calisthenics is an active, healthy, and wholesome exercise. We wear professional competition uniforms to participate in the competition, firstly to respect the rules of the competition, and secondly, to ensure the completion of certain difficult movements. When ordinary citizens exercise at home, they can choose comfortable clothing, and clothing is not the entry threshold for a sport. ”

"As for the advice to the organizers, I hope that the organizers can increase their publicity efforts to popularize the benefits of calisthenics to more citizens. In addition, "Disco looked at the host in front of him, "It is recommended that the organizer change the host, or let the host comrade also practice calisthenics, after practice, the questions you ask will be more professional!" ”

Instead of looking at the stiff-faced host, Disco politely waved to the audience, put his hand on Lao Huang's shoulder, like two victorious little roosters, and walked off the stage with his head held high.

However, when they came backstage and met Yu Tong and the female team members, they were a little embarrassed.

Just scolded the host, it won't affect the results of the game, right?

Yu Tong and several female team members applauded them, "Good scolding!" I've long seen that he is not pleasing to the eye, and when I interviewed the first few groups of female players, the host was not very level, what a thing! ”

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With their calisthenics choreography, even if Disco scolded the host, they successfully got the finals.

The next day was the final, and Disco's costume was already soaked with sweat, and after leaving the exhibition hall, he went straight home, intending to wash his clothes.

When he walked to the mouth of the alley, he saw his little six squatting on the steps like an angry bag, and he didn't know what to think.

Seeing him from afar, Di Sihui immediately jumped up, pulled him and said, "Fifth brother, that Lin Shuangshun is here!" ”

"Come on, if you don't like to see him, just play outside by yourself."

Lin Shuangshun is their eldest brother's classmate, as honest as the eldest brother, the two went to the countryside together back then, and they are the same class of educated youth.

If there is anything to criticize about this person, it is that he committed an accident when he went to the countryside and spent three years in a labor camp.

However, many things at that time were more complicated, and it was not easy to say which was right and which was wrong.

Di Sihui recalled that Lin Shuangshun looked at her just now, and her heart was a little tired, but she quickly suppressed this emotion and turned to business.

"Didn't you tell me to keep an eye on Second Brother, I've been paying attention to it all this time. The second brother has been quite close to him recently, and the two don't know what they are talking about. I always feel that this Lin Shuangshun is not a good person! ”

Disco was running around outside all day, and he couldn't keep an eye on the movements of these brothers at home.

He analyzed the pros and cons of the matter to Xiaoliu, asked her not to go to the hotel for an internship, and waited for the flight attendant class to start at home, staring at a few brothers by the way.

is related to the future of herself and her fifth brother, Di Sihui is very concerned about this, like a little spy, watching at home every day.

I can find out the movements of my brothers.

Disco's impression of Lin Shuangshun is still stuck in the time when he went to the train station to send his eldest brother to the countryside, how can such an honest person become a bad person when he reaches Xiaoliu's mouth?

Then, at the gate of his yard, he saw a red Cherokee, and several children were surrounding the jeep to see what was fresh.

"This car belongs to Lin Shuangshun?"

Di Sihui nodded, "He is developed now, and he brought a lot of things when he came." Go in by yourself, I don't want to see his face! ”

Disko gave her ten yuan and asked her to find her little sister to go out to watch a movie, and don't squat at the mouth of the alley.

He pushed the door into the courtyard.

Lin Shuangshun is indeed the same as the one he used to be, with big shoulders and a round waist, and a high voice and a big voice.

When he saw Disko, he shouted and said, "The college student is back?" Come in and show me! ”

"Brother Junzi, I haven't seen you for a long time," Disco joked with a smile, "If you hadn't taken the initiative to greet me, I wouldn't have dared to admit it." You're a big guy now! ”

"Hahaha, it's not a big deal," Lin Shuangshun said modestly, "I'm just a household, and I'm a small deal." If you don't have six figures in your pocket, who would dare to say that you are a big deal! ”

Lin Shuangshun looked at the brothers of the Di family, and he also felt a lot of emotion in his heart.

When he and Di Siguo were repairing the earth in the countryside together, when he got the notice to return to the city, although Di Siguo lost his daughter-in-law, he took his father's class, and when he returned to the city, he was a regular worker in the film factory, and a younger brother became a college student.

As for him, he squatted in the labor camp for three years, and after returning to the city, he became an idle person in society.

If it weren't for the opening up of the country, he would have starved to death.

The second brother introduced with a smile: "Don't listen to Brother Shunzi's modesty, he is really a gentleman now, he went out to take a shortcut taxi, took a plane from afar, and just bought a jeep not long ago, and parked it at the gate of our yard." ”

"Brother Shunzi, what big deal are you doing now? So profitable? Disko asked.

"It's not a big deal," Lin Shuangshun laughed loudly, "I used to pour some clothes from Guangzhou and set up a stall at the Houmenqiao Free Market. ”

Disco secretly said, can you buy a Cherokee in upside-down clothing?

His second brother has also been upside down before, and he is not so profitable.

"Brother Shunzi has shops in Houmen Bridge and Xiushui, especially the shops on Silk Street, which can earn foreign exchange!" The fourth brother interjected to explain.

"Then you'll have to do bulk wholesale to get a Cherokee, right?"

Lin Shuangshun gave a few thumbs up and said: "It has to be a college student with eyesight." But if you want to make money, clothing is not the most profitable, I recently plan to switch to wholesale glasses, it just so happens that you have many brothers, and there are many ways, so I am looking for a cooperation with your second brother. ”

No wonder the second brother suddenly said that day that he wanted to open an optical store.

Disco doesn't know much about this business, so he inevitably needs to inquire more.

"Brother Shunzi, if you want to engage in glasses wholesale, can you contact the glasses factory? Is it also purchased from the south? Spectacle lenses are fragile, so if you transport them over long distances, the damage rate is not low, right? ”

"You don't understand this, selling glasses, the main thing is to sell a kind of goods, as long as the frames are more beautiful than the frames of the state-owned factory, this batch of goods can be popular! So, we all buy the frames from the south, buy the spectacle lenses locally, and then assemble them. ”

The second brother had already figured out the bottom and explained to his younger brother: "There is a street over there in Jinsong, which is full of small workshops for processing glasses. Brother Shunzi brought the frame back from the south, put it in those small workshops for secondary processing, and then took it out and the price could quadruple! ”

He has many brothers, so he asks everyone to take the goods from the small workshop and set up a stall on the street to sell them on the street, and they can be distributed soon.

Brothers can also have a lucrative livelihood.

Disco calculated in his heart that the frames coming in from the south were more beautiful than those of the state-owned factory, and the price could quadruple after adding the cost of shipping and spectacle lenses.

It means that the cost of the frame itself is not too high, right?

Several brothers in his family have never interfered with each other's friendship and work, but the string in Disko's heart has always been tight, so he has to pay more attention and ask a few more annoying questions.

"Brother Shunzi, where is the source of your glasses frames? I've heard that many of the goods coming in from the south are parallel imports. Glasses don't also have parallel imports, right? ”

"Hehe," Lin Shuangshun said haha, not revealing the source of goods, "Those who wear glasses are intellectuals, and the demand for glasses is also different. We have to meet the needs of consumers from all walks of life. ”

Diskos thought to himself, the book said that his immediate family members were arrested for smuggling, and he thought that since it was smuggling and the sentence was quite severe, he would at least have to smuggle cigarettes, alcohol, or television tape recorders or something, right?

If you are caught smuggling glasses frames, isn't this a knife used to kill chickens!

Lin Shuangshun has become a self-employed person, and what he has most minded over the years is two words, "face".

He felt that the college student of the Di family might not look down on his petty business, so he took out a delicately packaged box from his large black leather bag and handed it to him.

"I came in a hurry this time, and I didn't bring you any good things, this is the sunglasses I brought back from Guangzhou last time, it's a brand of goods, you can play with it!"

Disco didn't know the brand, but he knew the pattern on it.

Yu Tong has a bottle of imported perfume on her desk, and every time the actress on the team goes to her office, she picks it up and sprays it a few times.

It is said that it is called No. 5, and it is quite expensive.

The logo on the case is exactly the same as on the perfume bottle.

Without waiting for him to say anything, Lin Shuangshun took out another box from his purse.

"I just walked in the door and met your little six, but I didn't expect your sister to become a big girl. I brought a lot of cosmetics back from the south this time, so let's give her a copy as well, and it will be a welcome gift. ”

This time, there is no need for Disco to refuse, the eldest brother, the second brother, the third brother, and the fourth brother shook their heads at the same time.

The eldest brother's son and sister are not a few years old, he has always treated his sister as a daughter, and he has heard about what happened to her in the hotel, so he has long been vigilant.

Even if it was something given by an old classmate, he wouldn't accept it.

Others are honest but not stupid, this old classmate has three children, and he has been playing single.

He returned the box of cosmetics that were worth a lot of money to the other party at a glance, "My Xiaoliu is tall, but in fact, she is still a hairy girl in middle school, and she can't use cosmetics for the time being, so it's a waste to give her such an expensive thing!" ”