"Xiaobi Zai juice, it's great to be able to play a broken game, right, you have the ability to be real with the old lady offline!"

Jiang Xu's computer is used for external playback, and there are no headphones plugged in.

When the microphone was opened, the voice from there sounded, and I was immediately stunned.

glanced at An Nuonuo, and a bad feeling rose in his heart.

It was actually Jiang Xiaoyan's voice.

Well, the other two teammates won't be .

Sure enough, the other two teammates also spoke.

"Mader, I've never been scolded so badly, I really want to kill you."

"If you have the ability to go head-to-head offline, what's the use of having a powerful mouth, just like you, this girl hits eighty with one hand!"

An Nuonuo couldn't help but cover Sakura's lips.

The other two teammates were actually Zhou Tianyue and Bai Xiaoya.

It's too coincidental that TV series don't dare to act like this.

And

It is understandable that Zhou Tianyue and Jiang Xiaoyan have hot tempers, after all, these two girls are a little nervous.

But why is Bai Xiaoya like this?

Isn't she dignified and generous on weekdays, with a gentle personality, like a bosom sister?

An Nuonuo winked at Jiang Xu and made eye contact: What now?

Jiang Xu quickly had an idea.

Silently took out his mobile phone and turned on the recording function.

An Nuonuo's mouth moved, but she didn't make a sound.

But Jiang Xu still understood her words.

[You're so bad]

Jiang Xu smiled silently.

And the three of them, after scolding a few words, didn't hear a response, and scolded even more fiercely.

Jiang Xu pinched his thighs vigorously, so he didn't laugh out loud.

When I go to school tomorrow and give them this recording, I don't know what the three of them will look like.

Shocked: Three girls at the school flower level actually did this kind of thing to a man!

When the 'materials' were almost collected, Jiang Xu quit the game directly.

"You're too bad." An Nuonuo hit him.

"Hey, hey, hey." Jiang Xu grinned: "Who would have thought that the three of them would be like this on the Internet." ”

A lot of people are like that.

Reality has an honest face.

When they got to the Internet, they turned into dragon arrogant and arrogant, and they sprayed whom.

The next day, Jiang Xu and An Nuonuo arrived at school a little earlier than usual.

After arriving on the second floor of the canteen, he sent a text message to Jiang Xiaoyan and Bai Xiaoya, saying that he would invite them to breakfast.

An Nuonuo said, "Why don't I take it to the classroom to eat." ”

Jiang Xu knew that she was embarrassed to see Jiang Xiaoyan and Bai Xiaoya die.

There was no reluctance, let her go first.

It didn't take long for Bai Xiaoya to come first.

She spends most of her time living in a dormitory.

"It's weird." Bai Xiaoya sat opposite Jiang Xu: "You actually took the initiative to invite me to breakfast, saying, is there any yin M." ”

Today, Bai Xiaoya is wearing a pale pink dress.

Her taste has always been decent and refined, not only does not lose her sense of fashion, but also exudes a traditional charm.

Jiang Xu's face showed an inexplicable look: "I found a good pill yesterday, don't worry, wait for Jiang Xiaoyan to come." ”

A few minutes later, Jiang Xiaoyan arrived.

She sat down next to Jiang Xu and said with a smile: "Amazing, this is the first time you have invited me to breakfast in school."

What about An Nuonuo, did you two quarrel? Or did they break up? When will you get married? ”

Jiang Xu was not angry, but said with a smile: "Let's eat first, otherwise I'm afraid that you two won't be able to eat later." ”

The eyes of the two girls were full of doubts.

When they were almost finished, Jiang Xu slowly took out his mobile phone.

While turning on the recording, he smiled and said, "I found three clowns last night, so I'll listen to them for you." ”

"Xiaobi Zai juice, it's great to be able to play a broken game, right, you have the ability to be real with the old lady offline!"

As soon as the recording was released, Jiang Xiaoyan's eyelids jumped, and he almost didn't eject.

Bai Xiaoya's face changed drastically, and she subconsciously stretched out her hand to grab Jiang Xu's mobile phone.

However, Jiang Xu was faster and didn't let her succeed.

And threatened: "If you grab it again, I'll turn up the loudest voice."

When the time comes, all the teachers and students in the school will know what kind of virtue you two have on the Internet. ”

Jiang Xiaoyan and Bai Xiaoya covered their ears and sat down with a desperate expression.

, how can there be such a bad dog man as Jiang Xu.

"You're not a thing." Jiang Xiaoyan clenched his silver teeth and glared at Jiang Xu viciously: "Last night, we matched you and An Nuonuo?" ”

"Yes." Jiang Xu was about to laugh like a flower: "It's too coincidental."

I didn't expect that the three of you didn't talk about it, but the scolding was quite powerful. ”

"Don't say it, woo woo." Bai Xiaoya's face was not gray, and she felt that her whole life had become extremely gray.

The character he has created for so many years has been ruined in one fell swoop.

She couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground now.

She would rather be seen by Jiang Xu without clothes than collapse her personality.

Jiang Xu: You're thinking about fart.

The recording ends.

Jiang Xiaoyan and Bai Xiaoya seemed to have been drained of their strength, and their eyes were blank.

Blue skinny, it's too blue and skinny.

"Say it." Jiang Xiaoyan said weakly: "How can you delete the recording." ”

This thing must not be kept, otherwise if it spreads one day, they will really be finished.

Who would have thought that a dignified and gentle teacher would be more powerful than a troll on the Internet.

Jiang Xu laughed: "Don't worry, this recording hasn't been listened to by Zhou Qianyue yet." ”

Bai Xiaoya and Jiang Xiaoyan's eyes lit up when they heard this.

That's right!

And Zhou Qianyue.

If you want to die, everyone will die together.

No one is missing.

This can't help but remind Jiang Xu of a song adapted from his previous life.

[I think you're poor, I'm afraid you're blessed, I'm afraid you'll make progress]

[I'm worried that you're having a hard time, and I'm afraid you're driving a Land Rover]

[I'm afraid that you are single and lonely, and I'm afraid that you will suddenly marry a daughter-in-law]

[I will be worried, and I will be jealous]

[I hope you will accompany me to endure hardships, but I am afraid that you will share my wealth]

[You can share the joy or the suffering, but you can't be the same happiness and the suffering]

[I really treat you as a brother, and I'm really afraid that you will make a big difference]

[It's contradictory, but it comes from the bottom of my heart]

Subsequently, Jiang Xu put forward a 'request' for everyone to continue playing mahjong together tonight.

Jiang Xiaoyan and Bai Xiaoya were ten thousand unwilling in their hearts.

This little couple played all night, and the concubine's body couldn't keep up at all.

It's a pity that now they have no capital to refuse, so they can only agree with tears in their eyes.

The only thing that is a little consoling is that Zhou Tianyue doesn't know about this yet.

After listening to it in the evening, she can laugh at her wantonly.

Well.

The best way to stop yourself from suffering is to transfer the pain to someone else.

Then Jiang Xu got up and left satisfied.

Jiang Xiaoyan reacted and shouted, "Hey, didn't you say that you had a treat, pay the bill." ”

Jiang Xu didn't reply: "Can you believe a man's words?" ”

Bai Xiaoya: "Six." ”

(End of chapter)