Don't ask me who is disco [80] verse 295

Disco felt that it was almost there, clapped his hands in front of him, and made a gesture of pressing down.

"The discussion was very active and enthusiastic, and it can be seen that our team is still very energetic."

Someone snickered in the audience, don't look at the new leader's tender face, he is actually quite able to talk nonsense.

"Everyone thinks that celebrities are afraid of scandals, but from the perspective of celebrities, what they are most afraid of is that there is no news. Why are you afraid of no news? Disco asked himself, "I can't see the news of this star in newspapers, magazines and TV, which means that he is out of luck!" No one cares about his movements anymore! If there is no scandal for a long time, this person will not be found in the entertainment industry. ”

"Why am I telling you this? Because I used to be a singer, although I don't appear in the media much now, there is a habit that has been perpetuated - I can't stand the obscurity of my unit! ”

"The geographical location of our joint office is superior, close to the district government, and the tax bureau and the agricultural committee are neighbors, and the office conditions are good, at least much better than my previous unit. "It is no exaggeration to say that I have been the first deputy director of the daily chemical plant for three years, and I have to come to the district for meetings every month, but I have never heard of the name of our economic cooperation office!" ”

Hearing this, everyone put away the relaxed expressions on their faces.

Director Di's words can be regarded as uncovering everyone's scars.

What is going on in the unit, can they not know? There have also been two leaders who have led everyone to carry out reforms with confidence.

The result?

The more reforms, the more crotch pulling!

There are neither programs nor benefits.

Those who have a way to do it have long since found a relationship to transfer out of the OECD, and now some of those who remain here are waiting for retirement, and the other part is trying to leave but can't find a way.

It would be great if the district could merge the OECD with other economic sectors.

But there are thirty or forty people here, and none of the departments are willing to take over, so everyone can only wander around in the unit.

Disko's gaze swept over those faces with different expressions, and continued: "I am very satisfied with the other conditions of our unit, but I can't accept the only obscurity!" Even if it's a scandal, we have to make some moves in the Economic Cooperation Office, right? ”

Someone muttered a little sarcastically: "Is singing and winning an award considered a movement?" ”

Disko's ears are sharp, I hear you.

"I heard that our district is going to organize a karaoke competition, if anyone can win the first place with the brand of our economic cooperation, I will reward him with a prize of 1,000 yuan!"

"Do you really give a bonus?"

Their unit only has financial allocations and no other additional income.

It's nice to be paid on time, but there are never bonuses or anything.

"Give! No matter what the competition is, as long as it is an event above the district, as long as you can get the top three, you will be rewarded accordingly! ”

Disco just can't get used to this lifeless hob meat.

I can't catch it at work, and there is no splash in recreational activities, so what's the point of being in this class?

"The projects of the OECD can be explored slowly, but the cadres of the OECD cannot remain in obscurity! We are an economic department, and we have to deal with enterprises in the district, the city and even other cities, and when our policy and regulation department comes to enforce the law, if someone asks, 'What is the department of the Economic Cooperation Office?' I've never heard of it', it's us who are embarrassed! Therefore, I only have one request for everyone, to find a way to make our Economic Cooperation Office famous! ”

Without the support of big projects, it is not easy to make a unit famous!

Disco knows this in his heart, too.

But he can't let this group of people read the newspaper and wear sweaters every day, right?

Therefore, he finally asked: "There are not many people in our economic cooperation office, and the business does not seem to be very much, so set aside a week for everyone to write a debriefing report, and the time span is from last year to this year." Including what projects you have participated in, what work you have been responsible for in this project, and what achievements you have achieved in the end. If there is really nothing to write about, I can also make suggestions for the current work of the OECD. The leaders in charge of each department also summarized the work of the department in the past two years. ”

There was a lamentation in the room, but no one objected.

Writing reports is the basic skill of the old organs, and the leaders let them write it!

*

Bidding farewell to Director Liu, Disco was taken to his office by Luo Wen, the director of the office.

The windows in the office are bright and clean, and there is a row of green plants on the windowsill facing the compound of the institution, and the office supplies on the desktop are also neatly placed according to color and size.

Disco thanked the other party and said with a smile: "It's the first time to sit in such a neat office, Director Luo, you won't be a soldier before, right?" ”

"Haha, this is what I asked Zhou Jian to clean, he is very skilled in doing these jobs." Luo Wen smiled and asked respectfully, "Director, do you have any requirements for the secretary candidate?" ”

"Just find a gay guy who isn't very old."

Luo Wen heard that the new leader was only 27 years old, probably because she wanted to find a secretary younger than herself.

She thought about it for a while and suggested: "The youngest in our office is Zhou Jianjiang, a 26-year-old young man, graduated from the Institute of Physical Education, and used to be a national first-class athlete who practiced shot put. ”

Disco: "......"

He wants to find a secretary, not a bodyguard.

"However, Zhou Jian used to be a secretary to Director Wang, who had just retired."

Luo Wen wasn't sure if Disco minded that, and some leaders didn't like to use the manpower left by their predecessors.

"How long has he been Director Wang's secretary?" Disco asked.

"I've been in office for two years."

Director Wang is old, so he wants to find a young man to help run errands, Zhou Jian will be an athlete, his legs and feet are diligent, and the details are also in place, so he was favored by Director Wang.

Disco didn't mind that he had worked as a secretary for someone else, and he was in need of a secretary who knew the situation in the unit.

So, I immediately made a decision and chose Zhou Jian as the secretary!

Zhou Jianjiang was quickly brought over by Luo Wen, who was about the same size as Disco, but with wider shoulders, and he could see the tendons even if he was wearing a shirt.

"Do you still keep exercising after you retire?" Disko pointed to the other side and motioned for the other party to sit down first.

Zhou Jianjiang nodded nervously and excitedly, "Exercise every day." ”

Because the old leader has retired, he has recently become an office errand boy, and everyone tacitly acknowledges that the new director will not use him.

Unexpectedly, on the first day of his tenure, Director Di ordered him over.

Disco and Qi said: "That's good, I also love to exercise, if I have time after work in the future, let's exercise together." ”

Zhou Jian hurriedly agreed, got up again, picked up the kettle, and poured a cup of tea for Disko.

Disco thanked him and proposed, "There is enough time today, so you can first introduce me to the situation of our economic cooperation." ”

"Huh?"

Zhou Jian will be a little dumbfounded, shouldn't this kind of thing be done by the two deputy directors or Director Luo of the office?

"What are we doing at the time of the OECD?" Disco asked.

"For the time being, there are only two projects," Zhou Jian is still clear about this, "one is to help the two foreign companies in the district to connect with Tsinghua Laboratory, and the other is to assist the city in holding a national trade promotion meeting, and we have to be responsible for inviting commercial and trade enterprises in the whole district." ”

"Only these two?"

Zhou Jianjiang nodded a little shyly, and he felt quite shameless when he said this.

"There are more than 30 people in our unit, how did you get such two projects?"

And these two projects don't sound like much.

"Leadership, the business of the OECD overlaps with many departments. Our higher-level competent department is the Municipal Economic Commission, but there is already a district economic commission in the district, and the city's projects will generally go directly to the district economic commission. ”

Disco: "......"

That's a pretty apt description.

"As for international trade or something, the District Foreign Trade and Economic Cooperation Commission is in charge, and we basically can't grab people. If you don't intervene coldly, you will be said to be a multi-headed management. I was sued by a company in the city before, which caused us to shrink back now and dare not take care of anything. ”

The main work of the Economic Cooperation Office is to promote and promote regional economic cooperation, which can be large or small.

In a big way, it can promote cooperation between the region and other provinces and cities, and even the international community.

To put it mildly, it is to promote cooperation between the district and other administrative districts in the city.

However, vertically it is controlled by the city, and horizontally by other real departments in the district.

The Economic Cooperation Office belongs to the projects that survive in the cracks and are not looked down upon, so it is their turn.

Therefore, listening to the name of the unit, it seems that it can manage economic affairs, but in fact, it can't manage anything.

Zhou Jian said a lot of things, and only when he finished talking did he react, this was a report to the leader, not a gag with those people in the office, he could say whatever he wanted.

He looked at Director Di, who was expressionless, and automatically shut up.

Disco's mind had drifted away, and what he thought was that it was no wonder that Xu Shuyang repeatedly emphasized that the work in the district was not easy to do.

It seems that people are not polite, and it is really not easy to do.

He is a multi-faceted constraint from the top to the bottom, the left and the right.

Disco came back to his senses and asked, "What about the benefits of our joint venture?" ”

If you want a horse to run, you have to get the welfare package first.

Otherwise, everyone will be consumed day by day, relying on that dead salary, not only will they not be motivated to work, but even their enthusiasm for life will be lost.

"There are no benefits," Zhou Jian scratched his head, "We rely on financial allocation, pay salaries every month, and we can send some fruit or something during the New Year, and there will be no more." ”

"Next month is the Mid-Autumn Festival, will we hold a Boxing ceremony in cooperation with the Economic and Economic Cooperation?"

Zhou Jian shook his head.

Disco: "......"

This level of welfare is not as good as that of a daily chemical plant.

"We don't have any other sources of income other than financial allocations?"

Zhou Jian will continue to shake his head.

Disko sighed and waved his hand to let the other party go out first.

He spent the whole day in his office, looking through the materials of the OECD in recent years.

When he was about to get off work, Zhou Jian suddenly knocked on the door and came in and said, "Director, Hao Jia from our office has a fight with someone from the tax bureau!" ”

Disco didn't know who Hao Jia was, so he frowned and asked, "Why did you fight?" ”

"It's because of the office building in the back that Hao Jia wanted to move in for a few days, but the people from the tax bureau threw the cover out."

Disco raised his eyebrows and asked, "Can you live in an office building?" ”

"That building is no longer open, and last year we were all in the same building. So that building was vacant and is now a dormitory. People from the tax bureau often work overtime at the unit and sleep there at night. ”

"Do we have people living there in the Economic Cooperation Office?"

"No, only Hao Jia has been in some trouble at home recently and wants to borrow it for two days. But the comrades at the tax bureau said that there was someone in the room and would not let her live in it. ”