"Dead mother-in-law, I'm going to strangle you!"

"Faint King, today is your death!"

"Dead woman, you can try to move me!"

"Dusk, you pinch me and try it!"

Wei Zhuang and the female killer looked at each other angrily and scolded each other.

At first, the scolding of the two was relatively restrained, but as the anger value increased, they gradually brought dirty words.

The two scolded each other for more than 20 minutes.

The female killer's face was pale, "Faint king, faint king!" ”

"You dare to be a ruler with foul language?"

Wei Zhuang's eyes were full of disdain, "Dead mother-in-law, you are no better." ”

"Dusk, I've never seen such a vulgar man as you!"

"Dead woman, I've never seen such a vulgar woman as you!"

"You!"

The female killer's chest rose and fell, obviously angry.

Wei Zhuang squinted at him with a mocking expression.

In terms of fighting, Wei Zhuang, who was born in modern times, can't beat this mother-in-law.

But when it comes to swearing, the swear words in Wei Zhuang's stomach can be compiled into a book.

The female killer thought for a long time and still couldn't think of anything more vicious, so she could only threaten him.

"Dusk Jun, if it weren't for the small dry well, I would have broken your body into thousands of pieces!"

Wei Zhuang sneered: "You should be grateful for the small size of this dry well, which restrained my hands and feet, otherwise I would have opened flowers on your ass." ”

The female killer blushed with anger when she heard this, "Faint King, Deng's disciple, stay away from me!" ”

"I guess you're staying away from me, right?" Wei Zhuang glanced down at her chest, "Big breasts and no brains......

"Dengzi, you say it again!"

The female killer was so angry with Wei Zhuang that she lost her mind, and struggled to fight Wei Zhuang desperately.

However, after exerting her strength for a long time, her arms would always be blocked by the wall of the well, and she could not lift them above her chest.

"Don't bother it, if you have room to raise your arms, I'll do it earlier."

Wei Zhuang glanced at her, "Let's think about how to get out of the well." ”

"You don't need to teach me!" The female killer said angrily.

I don't know what to do!

Wei Zhuang scolded in his heart, and no longer paid attention to her, raising his eyes to observe the surrounding environment.

The dry well was about four or five meters deep and no more than an arm's length in diameter.

The walls of the well are also covered with some bryophytes, mixed with mud, wet and slippery.

So if you want to climb up, don't think about going.

"Can you go up on this dead woman's shoulder?"

Wei Zhuang looked the dead woman up and down, and then dispelled this idea.

This woman is only 1.7 meters long, even if she steps on the top of her head, she can't reach the well.

And she definitely won't let Wei Zhuang step on top of her head.

Just thinking about it, the female killer suddenly said very seriously: "Faint King, I will step on the top of your head, and then pull you up, how about it?" ”

？？

It's the other way around!

This crazy woman wants to step on the top of my head in turn?

In this regard, Wei Zhuang replied to her with a dark face.

"Fuck off!"

The mother-in-law still didn't give up, and said stubbornly: "Dusk Jun, I don't lie to you, as long as you help me up, I will definitely save you." ”

Wei Zhuang was almost by her.

This woman is really big-chested.

"Come on, come on, you put on a show for me." Wei Zhuang said angrily: "I see how you step on the top of my head." ”

"You squat down first."

"Can't squat."

"Dusk, you have to learn to cooperate."

"With such a little space, you can squat down for me and try it!"

The mother-in-law frowned, tried it herself, and found that she couldn't squat.

She sighed and looked at Wei Zhuang with disdain, "Waste." ”

“……”

Wei Zhuang lucked his luck and calmed himself down.

It's not interesting to scold this crazy woman.

It's better to save some effort and wait for someone to save it.

This dry well is not far from the village, and Feng Shuwan should have found him after discovering that he was missing.

When he goes up, he must humiliate this dead woman!

After deciding to wait for rescue, Wei Zhuang's mood also relaxed, and he whistled boredly.

"Hmph, that's ugly." The female killer looked for an opportunity to strike.

Wei Zhuang ignored him either, but blew louder.

After a while, the woman's brow furrowed.

"Dusk, don't blow it."

"Heh, why?"

The mother-in-law said angrily: "Where did you come from so much nonsense, don't blow it!" ”

Wei Zhuang looked at the angry mother-in-law, and suddenly became interested again.

He laughed, "I'm going to blow it." ”

The mother-in-law was so angry that she gritted her teeth, and her face turned red.

Suddenly, her body shook a little, and her expression was a little painful.

Wei Zhuang felt that something was wrong and asked her.

"What's wrong with you?"

"It's fine!" The mother-in-law didn't have a good airway.

Looking at her increasingly tense face, Wei Zhuang suddenly realized something......

He was stunned, "You don't want to ......"

"I don't want to!" The mother-in-law gritted her teeth and shouted, and after speaking, her brows tightened again.

Seeing her like this, Wei Zhuang knew that he had guessed correctly.

"Is there anyone, is there anyone!" Wei Zhuang suddenly shouted loudly towards the well.

"What are you shouting!" The mother-in-law is very irritable now.

Wei Zhuang glanced at her: "I don't call people, do you wait for you to pee your pants?" ”

The mother-in-law was immediately angry.

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

"Who's going to pee their pants?"

"You don't want to spew blood!"

Wei Zhuang hurriedly told her: "Don't get excited, if you are in a hurry, you will be in trouble." ”

"I'll say it again!" The mother-in-law had murderous intent in her eyes, and said word by word: "I won't pee my pants!" ”

"Okay, okay, I misunderstood you."

Wei Zhuang comforted her helplessly.

The main Wei Zhuang is really afraid that she will not be able to hold back, and then the scene will ......

Wei Zhuang couldn't help but shudder.

Bang!

Suddenly, a thunderclap resounded through the sky.

The two of them suddenly looked up to the sky, and by the moonlight, they could vaguely see dark clouds over the wellhead.

Wei Zhuang couldn't help but complain: "It's sunny all day, but it's going to rain at this time, it's not good to meet you, this mother-in-law!" ”

Surprisingly, the woman didn't reply.

It's just that her face is getting more and more ugly.

A minute later, the rain started.

The water flowed down the wall of the well, and soon the feet of the two men were muddy.

The most uncomfortable thing was that the two of them couldn't lift their arms up, so they could only let the rain wet their hair and faces.

Wei Zhuang lowered his head so that his eyes would not be washed away by the rain.

When the woman saw this, she also learned to bow her head.

Boom!

Their heads bumped together.

"Stupid woman, can't you stagger with me?"

"I don't need you to teach me how to do things!" The mother-in-law replied and staggered her head to the other side.

Space is limited, and their heads seem to be resting on each other's shoulders.

As his vision returned to clarity, Wei Zhuang looked at the object in front of him for a moment, and then gasped.

"What a big white rabbit......" he muttered subconsciously.

"What?" The mother-in-law asked with a frown.

"Nothing." Wei Zhuang hurriedly shook his head.

"Ahh

The mother-in-law suddenly sneezed.

Wei Zhuang's face was full of disgust, and he hurriedly said, "Your snot fell on my shoulder!" ”

"Shut up, there is no snot at all!"

After speaking, the mother-in-law's nose itched.

"Ahh

"Can you turn your head sideways and sneeze!" Wei Zhuang said very dissatisfied.

This time the mother-in-law did not reply to him.

Wei Zhuang suddenly realized something, and his eyes were full of horror......