It rained during the evening self-study, the rain was not small, wrapped in the wind, and the peach petals of "Don't Have a World" were scattered all over the ground, carried by the rain, and flowed all over the campus along the edge stones, and the air was full of grass and trees and the fragrance of peach petals.

The residual heat gradually fades.

Jiang Li pushed open the door of the dormitory, and the originally empty bed had been covered with a quilt cover, gray and black, and it was neatly laid.

He glanced up and swiped for a week—nothing else, no one in sight.

Not surprisingly.

Jiang Li smiled, didn't care, took a shower, took a dry towel and wiped it a few times on his still wet hair, and casually sent two messages to Sang You.

[-: The spare key is on the lintel. 】

[-: Let him pick it up if necessary.] 】

Sang You turned his pen and saw the news with a lifting of the corners of his mouth: "It's quite heartfelt." ”

[One good deed a day:1]

[One good deed a day: thank you brother. 】

After replying, he turned to look sideways at someone who was reading a book on the bed: "The new roommate said that the key was put on the lintel and needed to be retrieved." ”

When Xi Chi heard the words "new roommate", he paused to turn the book and reacted: "Hmm." ”

"It's been so long, why haven't you added Jiang Li yet?" Sang You asked, he thought about it, put down the pen, "It's not a matter to always ask me to pass the word, I'll push you directly on WeChat." ”

Xi Chi: "Wait—"

Sang You didn't wait.

The phone buzzed, and there was already an extra push business card in the chat box.

Xi Chi's thoughts were successfully interrupted.

"Hurry up and add, why is there no urgency at all?" Sang You raised his hand and knocked on the guardrail of Xi Chi's bed, "The first thing you have to do now is to have a good relationship with Jiang Li, and it is to do it quickly." ”

Sang You was heartbroken: "Jiang Li is a bit difficult to handle, I know, but as long as you find the right way, it's not a big problem, you see me and him, haven't we known each other for more than ten years?" ”

Xi Chi put down the book and looked at him.

Sang You raised his hand: "I didn't mean to let you fight with him." ”

Xi Chi was about to speak, Sang You waved his hand, as if he suddenly remembered something, and said, "Wait for me for two minutes." ”

Two minutes later, Xi Chi's mobile phone vibrated several times, all of which were pictures sent by Sang You.

A long list, the black pressure came over, and directly covered the top business card.

The speed was so fast that Xi Chi didn't even have time to watch it.

After a piece of hair did not fall, Sang You stopped, and then said: "I have found some high EQ social skills materials here, you pick... Forget it, don't pick, give Jiang Li a full set, they are all practiced by predecessors, and there is always one that can be used. ”

Xi Chi: "......? ”

What is high emotional intelligence?

Sang You didn't give Xi Chi any chance to react: "Do you see it yourself or will I read it to you?" ”

Xi Chi didn't want to see it at all.

When he heard the name, he had a bad premonition.

But Sang You can do this kind of thing word by word.

Sure enough, the next second.

Sang You: "The first one, learn to ......"

Xi Chi immediately raised his hand to interrupt.

His eyelids drooped slightly, he opened his phone and symbolically swept it, and the first line in his eyes was: "How to avoid awkward conversations?" Seven addictive chat skills to take you to master boys easily in ten days. ”

Xi Chi stared at the words "easy to grasp boys" and fell silent.

Now the titles are all like this?

Why should you be addicted to chatting about it?

[First, we must learn to take the initiative to arouse topics of interest, and we must have the awareness of extending the topic, but we can't finish talking at once, leaving half of the talk, and guiding the other party to continue to ask. 】

Xi Chi: ". ”

[Second, learn to praise each other, but not blindly praise, to praise in a targeted manner, not generally, praise details, so that the other party's spiritual level can be fully satisfied! 】

Xi Chi: "......"

Something seems to be wrong.

[The third one, don't reply in seconds, you can take the initiative to chat, but you can't become an emotional customer service, you must learn to grasp the proportions, and you want to indulge! ] (It is not advisable to have good morning and good night every day, but you can be a little careful, such as occasionally letting the other party supervise you to go to bed early, so that the other party has a sense of need~)]

Xi Chi: "?? ”

[Fourth, you must maintain a sense of mystery, appropriately create contrasting characters, and occasionally be sticky, but don't let the other party think that you have to be him, you must have a hard mouth, and be coquettish appropriately! ] 】

What to sprinkle???

Xi Chimu grimaced and pressed the phone out.

When he looked at Sang You again, his voice was as cold as his eyes.

"Where did you get this document?"

"I asked Xia Qing for it," Sang You replied, "I saw it last time when she was sorting out the office documents, and it was said to be materials to improve social skills, how about it, is it useful?" ”

Xi Chi didn't answer, and his voice was even cooler: "Did she say who she was going to send it to?" ”

Sang You thought for a while: "It seems that Senior Sister Tan Min asked for it." ”

Tan Min is the first vice president of the Xishan Student Union of Shanhai No. 1 Middle School, who has graduated.

"What's the matter," Sang You wondered, "Why are you asking this?" ”

Xi Chi didn't reply, without the slightest hesitation, he picked a screenshot and sent it to Tan Min.

It's back quickly.

[Senior Sister Tan Min: ? 】

[Senior Sister Tan Min: Xiaochi, are you sure you need this??? 】

[Senior Sister Tan Min: Okay, I'll send you a document. 】

The next second.

A document is transferred over.

"Thirty-six Strategies for Love - How to Conquer Him in My Heart." 》

Xi Chi: ".................."

Xia Qing, who was humming a song and making a roll, suddenly received a new message from the respected secretary general.

She opened a little with respect.

[Chi: Clean up the computer files in the office before self-study tomorrow night.] 】

Xia Qing: "? ”

So suddenly.

[Xia Qing: Good drop, received. 】

[Xia Qing: Honest Basho .jpg]

After two minutes, the phone vibrated again.

[Chi: Two periods of duty.] 】

Xia Qing read the short four-sentence chat twenty times, but she couldn't find out why she had to be punished for two shifts after being honest.

After explaining to Tan Min that he didn't need this, Xi Chi was already tired.

Looking back at that postcard, it was like a water.

Jiang Li's avatar is very simple, and there is a round of moon between the silhouettes of the branches... I don't know if it's the moon, like a moon ring, or like a lamp, gray, the branches are blurred, and the bright light is also blurred, like a window that you can put up from a window in the middle of the night.

Xi Chi clicked on the business card, stared at it for a few more seconds, and sent a request to add it.

-

During the lunch break the next day, Xi Chi opened WeChat and found that Jiang Li had passed the application, not long ago.

He stared at the statue for a few seconds, until Wang Di's weak voice came: "Brother Chi, can you help me get the bottle of water on the windowsill?" ”

Xi Chi stuffed his mobile phone into the table: "Which bottle?" ”

Wang Di: "The green bottle." ”

Xi Chi got his hands on it and found that it was a nutrient solution, and the words "general-purpose, do not burn roots and leaves, promote flowering, and treat yellow leaves" were written on the bottle, which was not produced by Zhoushan Pharmaceutical.

Xi Chi threw it to him: "Drink less." ”

Zhu Yu took the cup and took it a little, his pupils were almost dilated: "Brother Chi, it's really tiring to not sleep for a few nights, if there is no history, I thought that the pyramid was built by me last night, and the Three Gorges Dam was built by me the night before yesterday." ”

Hearing this, Sang You put down the things in his hand, and his tone was a little serious: "How many nights have you not slept in?" Why did you go. ”

There was silence in the classroom.

After a long time, Du Heng said solemnly: "Boss, Brother Chi, you may not believe it when you say it." ”

Xi Chi: "Say." ”

Du Heng: "The review went." ”

Sang You: "......"

Xi Chi: "......"

The progress of Shanhai teaching has always been fast, only one opening exam, covering a lot of content, a summer vacation has passed, the state is slack, and the review is a little difficult to understand, but it will not reach this level.

Wang Di took the case: "The first school entrance exam after class assignment, we can't let Nanshan crush us!" ”

Zhu Yu: "Yes, we in Xishan not only want to win, but also win effortlessly. ”

Du Heng: "We have to work very hard to look effortless. ”

Wang Di: "So we must roll them to death, and we have to roll them to death secretly." ”

"The more I talk, the more panicked I become, there is not much time left for us, I have to take advantage of Nanshan's lunch break to memorize another article," Wang Di quickly took out a copy of "59 Sample Essays for College Entrance Examination English" from the drawer, "Dear Lihua, I am from...... Recently, Nanshan is too quiet and quiet, last night I saw that several dormitories over there also picked up the lights until 12 o'clock, they won't secretly do cram school in the dormitory behind our backs, right? ”

Wang Di frowned: a sense of crisis!

"Cao Mengde, who is known for being suspicious, is not as suspicious as you," Zhu Yu paused, "but it's not completely impossible, what can't they do in Nanshan?" ”

Wang Di was instantly vigilant: "You're right, wait, I'll go to the field to explore for a ...... now"

Xi Chi stretched out his hand and directly grabbed Wang Di's collar: "Lunch break, right away." ”

Wang Di, who was choked by the throat of fate: "Okay Brother Chi, receive Brother Chi, no problem Brother Chi." ”

Xi Chi rubbed his forehead and glanced out the window.

During the lunch break, the mountains and seas are rarely quiet.

Xi Chi lowered his head and swept over a stack of test papers on the table and looked at Sang You: "Who is on duty today in the student union." ”

Sang You opened the duty schedule and glanced at it, and slowly replied with a sentence of "one voyage".

"What's wrong?"

Xi Chi: "I'll go." ”

Sang You: "Don't take a lunch break?" ”

"I'm not sleepy," Xi Chi said, "There is still half a number of competition papers, which will be handed over to Lao Fu in the afternoon." ”

Sang You nodded, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Xie Yihang, scanned the chat box above, and then remembered one thing: "By the way, how is Jiang Li over there, have you added it?" ”

After a few seconds, Xi Chi said "um".

"It's good to add, everything is easy to do after a good relationship, and that high emotional intelligence social ......"

As soon as the words "high emotional intelligence" came out, Xi Chi "snapped" and pulled out the test paper and left.

In his life, he didn't want to hear the words "high emotional intelligence" again.

Xi Chi walked in the wind and rain corridor for more than ten minutes with the paper, before deleting the "high emotional intelligence social skills information" from his mind, walked to the duty room to prepare to write the question, put down the paper and took a look - a compilation of 10-year real questions in the national paper of English listening in the college entrance examination (Volume 1)

Xi Chi: "............"

Ten minutes later, Sang You's mobile phone suddenly vibrate, and he took a look.

[Secretariat Lin Changhe: The boss has to have a big problem to save his life! ] I just went to the duty room to get something and met Brother Chi, he said to come and write the paper, I didn't bother, and then I saw him sitting in the position and took out the paper and looked quietly for dozens of seconds, and suddenly got up to turn on the computer, I felt a little strange, so I took a look, and saw that Brother Chi was typing the resignation report! 】

Sang You: "??? ”