Chapter 109: Sexual Encounter? (Ask for a subscription!) Ask for a commuter pass! )
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"My own good cooking cakes, ancestral craftsmanship, all heroes, try it!"
Although Wu Dalang is less than five feet tall, his face is hideous, and his mind is ridiculous, but because Wu Dalang is Wu Song's elder brother, and Wu Song is Jiang Hongfei's favorite brother, a group of Liangshan heroes are still very polite to Wu Dalang, and they all affectionately call Wu Dalang "big brother".
There are so many majestic characters around, not only does no one call him "Three-inch Dinggu Bark", but they all call him his eldest brother and eldest brother, Wu Dalang rarely has such a face as at this moment.
This couldn't help but make Wu Dalang a little fluttering, and he was not in a hurry to go back to eat with Jiang Hongfei and others for a while, but while giving the Liangshan heroes his proudest cooking cakes, he vividly told the Liangshan heroes about Wu Song's fight against the demon tiger.
Wu Dalang, who is usually not good at words, talked about Wu Song's fight against the demon tiger, and his witty words were more vivid than that of Mr. Storyteller.
Seeing that Wu Dalang had a few details about Wu Song's fight against the demon tiger, what he knew was that Wu Song beat the demon tiger, and those who didn't know thought that Wu Dalang beat the demon tiger.
It is not difficult to see from this that Wu Dalang must have told this story to others in ordinary times.
Actually-
Wu Dalang and they were late, and Ruan Xiaoqi had already led the soldiers of the Pro-Guard Army to dinner.
Besides, this cooking cake may be a good thing for others, but it is very ordinary for the soldiers of the pro-guard army who often eat and drink with Jiang Hongfei and usually eat and drink very well.
The key is that when passing by Jingyanggang today, Chen Liqing shot more than a dozen large and small prey, and the soldiers of the pro-guard army just had a hearty meal of roasted game.
Therefore, although all the soldiers of the pro-guard army took Wu Dalang's cooking cakes out of politeness, they all held them in their hands, and none of them ate them.
Seeing this, Wu Dalang urged: "Heroes, eat quickly, this cake is delicious!" ”
Because of Jiang Hongfei's relationship, some people didn't want to save the face of Wu Song's brother Wu Dalang, so they were ready to eat two bites of makeup.
But because Jiang Hongfei likes Wu Song, others also worship Wu Song, and they don't want to offend Wu Dalang, Ruan Xiaoqi, who is closer to Jiang Hongfei, doesn't care about this short and obscene guy.
Ruan Xiaoqi said coldly: "Which of you can still eat, pick it up!" Whoever gives you food will take it, and sooner or later someone will be numbed by sweat and medicine, and their heads will be cut off! ”
In fact, Ruan Xiaoqi was not targeting Wu Dalang - he was targeting Wu Song.
In Ruan Xiaoqi's opinion, Jiang Hongfei was so good to Wu Song, sending horses, knives, and Wu Song.
But in the end, Wu Song was reluctant to leave Liangshan because he was reluctant to be innocent and reluctant to his own brother.
Ruan Xiaoqi, who has a straightforward personality and regards righteousness as greater than the sky, looks down on people like Wu Song from the bottom of his heart, feels that Wu Song is not a good man, and is unwilling to associate with Wu Song.
It is precisely because of this that Jiang Hongfei called Ruan Xiaoqi to go to Yanggu County to see Wu Song, Ruan Xiaoqi, who was obedient to Jiang Hongfei on weekdays and never lied to Jiang Hongfei, lied very rarely: "I'm not feeling well, so I won't go with my brother this time." ”
To be honest, Wu Song's choice made Jiang Hongfei feel very uncomfortable.
But Jiang Hongfei wants to get a due return for all his efforts, no, he wants to get a high return.
Giving without expecting anything in return?
That is by no means Jiang Hongfei's character.
Jiang Hongfei's benefits are not so easy to get land.
Put it here in Wu Song, Jiang Hongfei has already invested a lot in the early stage, and now let go, isn't the investment in the early stage equivalent to a waste?
Therefore, Jiang Hongfei occasionally wrote a letter or stopped by to see Wu Song, and hooked Wu Song.
In this way, if one day Wu Song can't get along with Zhao Song and wants to fall into the grass, isn't he his first choice?
You can't be busy for so long in the early stage, and finally ask Wu Song to run away with Song Jiang or someone else, right?
Anyway, in Jiang Hongfei's opinion, after this, he doesn't have to pay much cost, so that Wu Song can always owe himself and think about his own good.
Why don't you do it yourself?
And once one day, Wu Song can't live his current life, and he comes to Shuibo Liangshan to settle down, he will have to return all the principal and interest to Jiang Hongfei.
There is no such thing as a free lunch!
Jiang Hongfei, who knew why Ruan Xiaoqi didn't go, thought: "If you feel uncomfortable, you will also be uncomfortable, so if you don't go, you won't go." So I didn't bring Ruan Xiaoqi this time.
At this moment, Ruan Xiaoqi saw that Wu Dalang was brainlessly boasting that Wu Song was a good man, and he was already angry, and saw that everyone was very attentive to Wu Dalang because Jiang Hongfei loved Wu Song, and then thought about Wu Song's selfishness and ingratitude, Ruan Xiaoqi, who had a violent personality, couldn't help but hate Wu and Wu.
Jiang Hongfei likes Wu Song, but who is the score, if he compares with Ruan Xiaoqi, Wu Song will definitely have to be in the back row.
You must know that since Ruan Xiaoqi went to Liangshan, wherever Jiang Hongfei went, he would bring Ruan Xiaoqi, who was actually not very suitable to be the leader of the pro-army, and Jiang Hongfei's pro-guard army was also handed over to Ruan Xiaoqi, a leader who was actually very average in his ability on land.
From this, it is not difficult to see who Jiang Hongfei likes the most.
The key is that no matter how much Jiang Hongfei loves Wu Song, Wu Song didn't go to Liangshan, let alone care about them, the soldiers of the Pro-Guard Army, and Ruan Xiaoqi is not only on Liangshan, but also the direct leader of these Pro-Guard soldiers.
Therefore, seeing that Ruan Xiaoqi was angry, all the soldiers of the pro-guard army hurriedly returned the cooking cakes to Wu Dalang, and at the same time they didn't dare to make love to Wu Dalang anymore.
Wu Dalang didn't understand, these guards were fine just now, why did the attitude of the others change as soon as the person dressed as a general spoke?
He Cheng persuaded Ruan Xiaoqi: "This cooking cake was bought by the owner of the village for the brothers to eat, and he didn't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha, and he was very knowledgeable. ”
Hearing He Cheng mention Jiang Hongfei, Ruan Xiaoqi suddenly became dumbfounded, and then said very irritably: "Don't teach me to see him, I will be angry when I see him!" ”
After speaking, Ruan Xiaoqi went into the tent to rest.
After Ruan Xiaoqi left, He Cheng came to Wu Dalang and said lukewarmly: "Brothers, you have eaten, you can send this load of cooking cakes to the two tents for the captives to eat." ”
At this time, Wu Dalang noticed that there were still leftover barbecue meat and piles of animal bones on the table.
Wu Dalang thought to himself: "The thief who deserves to starve, he won't eat the cakes he cooks, and sooner or later you will starve to death!" ”
Although he was slandered in his heart, Wu Dalang didn't dare to say anything, but honestly resisted the burden of cooking cakes and went to deliver cooking cakes to a group of prisoners.
The two guards who came back with Wu Dalang saw that Ruan Xiaoqi didn't like Wu Dalang, and they didn't dare to get too close to Wu Dalang, so the two of them carried a basket of cooking cakes to the tent of Guan Nan's prisoner, and asked Wu Dalang to carry another basket of cooking cakes to Guan Nu's prisoner's tent.
——These two guards considered that there were qi refiners among the male captives, and if they injured Wu Dalang or captured Wu Dalang as a hostage, it would be troublesome, but there was no such hidden danger with the female captives.
Wu Dalang carried a basket of cooking cakes into the tent and immediately froze!
What is the road?
I saw that the tent was full of dozens of women, all of them tall, short, fat and thin, and many of them were very good-looking.
At this moment, these women were all sitting hand and foot tied on a very large carpet of animal skins, all of them pitiful, and even the most vicious of them was no longer arrogant at the moment.
Wu Dalang didn't know what to do, and thought: "I only say that the Great Sage of Heaven is a hero who saves suffering, but I don't want to be a silver thief, and I have tied up so many girls to live happily." ”
The guards guarding the captives said to Wu Dalang: "The cooking cakes are divided, just go, there is nothing to see." ”
When Wu Dalang heard this, he hurriedly distributed the cooking cakes to the female captives.
When Wu Dalang distributed the cooking cakes to the last female captive, the female captive suddenly grabbed Wu Dalang's hands and whispered: "Please ask the eldest brother to save the slave family!" The slave family doesn't want to be ruined by this group of thieves! ”
When Wu Dalang looked at the female captive, he saw:
No fat powder, natural body bewitching; Lazy dyeing lead, born and beautiful. The clouds are half-whole, with the appearance of sinking fish and falling geese! The starry eyes are sad, and there is the appearance of a shy flower in the closed moon. Just like Chang'e leaving the Moon Palace, it is like a weaver girl going down to the Yao Pond.
Wu Dalang's brain was down instantly, except for Pan Jinlian, he had never seen such a beautiful lady in his life!
——In Wu Dalang's opinion, even those ladies in the Qinglou who are dressed up flamboyantly, none of them can be compared with the beautiful lady in front of them!
What made Wu Dalang's blood swell even more was that this beautiful lady was still holding his hand tightly at this time, begging softly.
Feeling the weak and boneless little hands of this beautiful lady, Wu Dalang, who has never been in contact with a woman, is about to melt.
At this moment, Wu Dalang, who had been cowardly for half his life, was arrogant, and he actually moved the idea of a hero to save the beauty.
"Lady, who are you? How could it be here? Wu Dalang asked in a low voice.
The beautiful lady stepped forward shyly, said three blessings deeply, and replied: "The slave family is the Hun family of Qingfeng Village, this gang of thieves broke through my Qingfeng Village, killed my father-in-law, and caught the slave family on Liangshan to spoil it." The slave family is an innocent and good girl, this gang of thieves and the slave family have a great enmity against the husband, do not share the sky, the slave family is willing to marry the eldest brother, but also marry into the white family, it is difficult to serve the thief, if the slave family is taught to serve the thief, the slave family is willing to die. Sue the eldest brother to save his life! ”
Wu Dalang saw that Liu Gao's wife was not only beautiful, but also so chaste, and he liked it even more, and he also had the heart to save Liu Gao's wife.
However, Wu Dalang is not Wu Erlang who killed the demon tiger with his bare hands, if he rushes to the guards who are guarding Liu Gao's wife, it is estimated that any of them can kick him away as a ball with a casual kick.
At this time, the guards guarding the female captives seemed to notice Liu Gao's wife's small movements, and urged loudly: "The cooking cake is served, so let's go back, a group of sinners, nothing to look at." ”
Wu Dalang listened to the words and walked out step by step.
And Liu Gao's wife also looked at Wu Dalang just right, affectionately, I felt pity.
On the way back, the two guards changed their estrangement in the camp just now, and took the initiative to explain to Wu Dalang: "Big brother, don't blame my seventh brother, he is angry, my owner of the village not only sent Wudu head good horses, but also sent Wudu head treasure knife, and spared no effort to take Wudu head, but Wudu head refused to go to my Liangshan to gather righteousness." ”
Wu Dalang thought to himself: "My younger brother is innocent, and now he is the head of the county, eating official food, and he is so powerful in the county, how can he go to be a thief who kills people and sets fires and robs houses with the owner of your village?" ”
But Wu Dalang hurriedly helped Wu Song to defend: "My parents left early, it was I who sold cooking cakes to bring Erlang up, and Erlang was the closest to me." Erlang was still young, and the people on the street came to bully each other, no one was in charge, and I didn't know how much suffering I had suffered and how many sins I had suffered, and Erlang saw it in his eyes. When Erlang grows up, with Erlang around me, who dares to fart? The reason why Erlang didn't go to Liangshan to gather with all the heroes was just because he knew that I couldn't leave him, and it was not unjust. ”
Wu Dalang raised Wu Song young, and Wu Song raised Wu Dalang old, which is also human nature, so the two guards no longer insinuated that Wu Song was selfish and ungrateful, and did not go to Liangshan to gather with Liangshan heroes.
The three of them walked for a while, and Wu Dalang, who had been thinking about Liu Gao's wife, took the initiative to ask: "What crime did those ladies in the camp commit?" ”
"She and the others are all the female dependents of those wealthy families who are rich and unkind, and they belong to sinners in my Shuibo Liangshan." A personal guard replied.
"They haven't done anything bad, so what's the crime?" Wu Dalang asked.
"They didn't do evil directly, but where did their food and clothing come from, and it wasn't taken by their families?" The guard replied again.
"They are born rich and noble, they don't grow a grain of grain, they don't spin an inch of cloth, but they have everything, isn't it because they were born in a wealthy family or married into a wealthy family? One of the reasons for the family's ingenuity is to provide them with the necessities of luxury. Big brother, are they guilty? Another guard said.
"This ......"
Wu Dalang, who also lives at the bottom and has to rely on his own hands to earn everything he wants, was persuaded by the two guards, and he felt that if it was according to Shuibo Liangshan's logic, these daughters of wealthy families who were rich and unkind would not be guilty of death, but they were indeed guilty.
"Big brother, think about it again, since these female dependents are rich and noble with those wealthy families who are not benevolent, they should naturally share the hardships, otherwise it is extremely unfair even to their families, right?"
The more Wu Dalang listened, the more he felt reasonable.
But this is obviously contrary to what Wu Dalang thought, the heroes of Liangshan are a group of thieves who have plundered and done all kinds of evil, and Liu Gao's wife is an innocent daughter of a martyr, which is somewhat contrary.
The three of them walked for a while before Wu Dalang reacted, he didn't come to tell who was right and who was wrong, he wasn't a saint, he was just greedy for Liu Gao's wife's body, why did he make such a simple thing so complicated?
So, Wu Dalang bypassed the shackles of morality and asked directly: "Dare to ask, how will the Great Sage deal with these ladies?" ”
The two guards did not hide Wu Dalang.
-- Shuibo Liangshan's political instructors also teach Liangshan heroes, and when someone asks about this, they can answer truthfully, which is also a positive propaganda to attract people to join the gang.
"I Shuibo Liangshan does not engage in prostitution, the owner of the village thinks that it is too messy, unorthodox, and cannot promote the meritorious heart of the soldiers, so the sinners of my Shuibo Liangshan will not be like the sinners on the Zhao Song side to fill the Jiaofang Division, but will reward the meritorious soldiers, or ask the brothers in the village to buy them at a low price to be a lady or a concubine."
After hearing this, Wu Dalang's eyes lit up, and he thought: "If that's the case, then can't I buy this beautiful lady back and be a lady?" ”
Wu Dalang thought again: "I still use money to buy this beautiful lady?" Tiandasheng can even give a good horse, a treasure knife, and a thousand spiritual money to Erlang without blinking an eye, as long as Erlang is willing to talk to Tiandasheng, Tiandasheng will most likely pay some money, don't let me marry this beautiful lady to me for nothing! ”
Thinking of this, Wu Dalang immediately walked quickly to his home.
Wu Dalang's speed made Jiang Hongfei's two guards amazed: "How can he walk so fast with his little short legs?" Could it be that he will also be able to control the wind? ”
When Wu Dalang returned home, the wine and food had already been prepared, just waiting for him to come back for the banquet.
This time, Wu Song introduced Jiang Hongfei and others to Wu Dalang.
Everyone talked about the number of etiquette, sat down the guests, and bragged about eating and drinking.
It is only said that Wu Dalang, who has something in his heart, eats the delicacies of the Lion Tower, like chewing wax; Drinking the good wine of the Lion Tower, I also felt tasteless. Throughout the whole process, Wu Dalang was absent-minded, and even sat on pins and needles.
It can be said that Wu Dalang finally survived until the end of the wine feast.
Jiang Hongfei decided to go back to the camp to rest on the grounds that they lived in the city and that Wu Song's house did not have such a big place.
Wu Song wanted to go to the camp with Jiang Hongfei to talk at night.
I didn't want to, but I was dragged by Wu Dalang to the corner of my clothes.
Wu Song, who knew his brother Mo Ruodi, had actually discovered that Wu Dalang was wrong a long time ago.
- Jiang Hongfei and others also saw that Wu Dalang had a problem.
Therefore, Wu Song and Wu Dalang sent Jiang Hongfei and his party out of the city, and Jiang Hongfei asked the two brothers to go back to rest and give Wu Song space to solve Wu Dalang's problems.
Wu Song, who was anxious to know what was wrong with Wu Dalang, did not be polite to Jiang Hongfei, only said that he would send Jiang Hongfei tomorrow morning, and asked Jiang Hongfei to take the first step.
Jiang Hongfei didn't push back and walked with his people to the camp outside the city......
Seeing Jiang Hongfei and his entourage disappear into the night, Wu Song turned his head to look at Wu Dalang, wanting to ask what happened to Wu Dalang?
didn't want to, but Wu Dalang took the first step and said: "Erlang, my brother has something to ask for, you must agree......"
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(End of chapter)