0153 Born Mune, Qingcheng Shuangjun
The dragon was empty and the white snake was inseparable from the three sentences, and Ye Guhong couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Long Kongkong said angrily: "Flower centipede, spirit toad, what did I say before? Men's ability to pretend to be deaf and dumb is innate, and this guy is also familiar with this trick at a young age. ”
When the two daughters of the flower and the spirit toad heard this, they looked at their respective masters viciously.
The Python Helmsman said in a panic: "Listen to me, Flower Centipede, I am not pretending to be deaf and dumb, I am indeed honest. ”
The flower centipede is petite, with a melon seed face, apricot eyes, a shrewd face, those two eyeballs, sneering in the eye sockets, squinting and staring at the python god said: "You are really not pretending?" ”
The python god was at a loss, looking left and right, and suddenly took out a gourd from his back, drank a few sips, looked at the flower and smiled: "Oh, hehe......"
The water spilled out from the corners of his mouth, like a big fool in the village.
Hua Wu smiled, pushed away the snow dragon in his arms, took a handkerchief and wiped it clean for him, looked at Long Kongkong and said proudly: "I said it a long time ago, my man is really honest." ”
Zhou Yuanya and Ding Luoxing nodded again and again: "Lingchan, the two of us are also introverted and silent, and we are really honest people......"
The body of the spirit toad is like Concubine Yang, plump and lovely, with skin and mutton fat white jade, cherry lips and big eyes, and long eyelashes.
Hearing the words of the two husbands, don't turn your head and sneer: "When the two of you are alone, you have endless words, and when you see the old lady, you have nothing to say, and the ghost knows what you think." ”
Ye Guhong interjected: "Actually, what the two of them say, the juniors probably know!" ”
Zhou Yuanya and Ding Luoxing's eyes were panicked, but Lingchan's eyes lit up, and he looked at him with white and tender fingers: "Good nephew, you say it, come on, say it, my aunt will reward you heavily!" ”
Ye Guhong smiled and said: "Actually, it's very easy to guess, I just think that if I am one of these two uncles, when I see the other, I naturally can't help but be angry......"
He twisted his head, as if looking at a person, raised his eyebrows and shouted, "Hmph! The surname is Ding, I tell you, the only one who loves me in the heart of the spirit toad! ”
Then he turned his head back, stared at him, and said in a different voice: "Ha, dream fart, of course she loves me the most." ”
"It's me!" "It's me!" "It's me!" "It's me, it's me!"
He turned his head around, imitating the quarrel between the two, with one hand: "If you say something like this, you can't finish it in a lifetime, two uncles, I don't know if the younger generation guessed right?" ”
The two of them pecked at the head of the chicken, and said in unison: "Yes, yes, yes, when the two of us carry the spirit toad on our backs every day, they are arguing like this." ”
Zhou Yuanya added: "Sometimes I really want to fight. ”
Ding Luoxing shook his head and said, "But I'm afraid that I will hurt him and make my spirit toad sad." ”
When the spirit toad heard this, tears suddenly welled up in his big eyes, and he hurriedly squeezed between the two, hugged the two of them left and right: "Don't say this, you two let anyone hurt you, the slave family is generally uncomfortable, and you are not allowed to think nonsense in the future, the heart of the slave family is divided equally between you and the two, and there is no room for a third person." ”
After that, he said to Hua Centipe: "Let's never pay attention to the surname Long in the future, she doesn't have a husband at home, but she comes to provoke the feelings between us and our husbands." ”
Flower Centipede Dawu: "Exactly! Why else did the old sect leader ask her to be the sect leader? It's because she has a lot of heart! ”
Long Kongkong rolled his eyes and sighed, "With the outsiders here, can't you two save me some face?" ”
The flower dragon said: "What kind of foreigner?" This is my good son-in-law. ”
The snow centipede was overjoyed, and hurriedly stepped forward to take the flower centipede's hand and raised his face high.
Long Kongkong sneered: "If it is an ordinary man, no matter how handsome he looks, if your snow snake wants him, the white snake will definitely not be too lazy to compete." It's just that this kid is an innate holy body, and this generation of Five Immortal Envoys can be regarded as a great blessing, so you must not think about being the leader. ”
Lingchan was puzzled, and asked her two husbands in a low voice: "Chinese is always so weird, what is it?" ”
Ding Luoxing said: "Ao, it is the big turtle in the sea." ”
The spirit toad said "oh", nodded and said: "Flower centipede, the sect leader's words are not bad, the glans of the innate holy body, my jade toad also wants a copy." ”
Ye Guhong exclaimed: "I'm afraid this is not easy to score!" ”
Long Kongkong pulled the purple scorpion and said, "How can it not be divided?" Although the shameless green scorpion ran away with people, the purple scorpion also grew up with me, in short, four children, it is rare to have this blessing, and no one can be missing. ”
Donghuazi didn't know when he came to Ye Guhong's side, and he was extremely envious when he heard it, and asked in a low voice: "Senior brother, how come there are only four of her five immortal messengers?" Aren't you missing a wife for nothing? ”
Long Kongkong heard him call his junior brother, but he was also a disciple of Emei, and said casually: "The family doesn't have to hide from each other, the five immortal envoys have been passed down from generation to generation, and the golden spider of the previous generation eloped with the same bastard before he could accept the apprentice, so there is one less five immortal envoys in this generation." But Gu Hong, don't worry, this seat has already started, and is ready to find a few women with good qualifications to practice the kung fu of the spider line, and once the practice is completed, the best will be made up. ”
Ye Guhong smiled bitterly: "I'm not worried, it's just that the younger generation is still young, and I have never thought about marrying a relative......
Long Kongkong said disapprerovingly: "You are not eighteen years old, it is useless to think about it, when you are eighteen years old, the congenital holy body is completed, and it is the time when the White Snake and them marry you, you can't do it if you don't want to." Why don't you see her today? It was she who practiced martial arts in the Poison Dragon Pond retreat, preparing to sweep Emei in a few years and catch you back to get married. ”
Xue Wu was surprised: "In this case, I have to wait a few more years?" ”
Long Kongkong pointed at her and said: "Don't be confused, the five immortal envoys have a short life from generation to generation, we are all people with a hard life, only your generation can meet the innate holy body, and you can live to old age like ordinary people, what a blessing is this?" If you want to be alone, you will kill some of your sisters. ”
Xue Wu was taken aback and didn't dare to say anything more.
Hua Qian suddenly frowned and said: "The last generation of messengers, I and the spirit toad are married, the golden spider and the green scorpion have eloped one after another, only you, the vermilion snake, are still perfect, this one is not looking, that one is looking down on, now you value this Emei boy so much, could it be that your master and apprentice want to eat it all?" ”
Long Kongkong said angrily: "What kind of fart are you farting! This kind of nonsense makes people listen to it, don't they think that our Five Immortal Sect is a dirty place where morality is often lost and etiquette is not known! ”
Ye Guhong and Donghuazi couldn't help but glance at each other, and they all glanced at the spirit toad hugging left and right.
Long Kongkong saw the eyes of the two, smiled bitterly, shook his head and said: "Don't look at Elder Lingchan, she married a second husband with a daughter, which is also a helpless move, Lingchan, say it yourself." ”
The spirit toad said disapprerovingly: "You said that it was a helpless move, what else do you say?" ”
I took a sentence from the sect leader, but I still said honestly: "When I was the messenger of the five immortals, I was ordered to go to Chengdu Mansion to deal with an enemy of this sect, and I happened to meet two disciples of the Qingcheng faction who also had to be embarrassed by that guy, so the three of us joined forces to act, who knew that the guy was despicable, bought the inn Xiaoer, and gave us the wine and food under the yin and yang harmony and dispersion, and the three of us finally managed to break out of the siege and escape to a cave, but when I woke up, he and the two became my husbands...... The two of them quarreled about a duel again, saying that they would marry me alive, but I said that it would be better for me to die, and all your brothers would be angry...... In short, men and women are just like that, and then everyone figured out, how many women can a man marry, why can't a woman marry two men? ”
Saying that, he couldn't help but be a little surprised, and sighed: "Poor Qingcheng Shuangjun, who should be a famous martial arts character, ruined a good future for me, a barbarian girl in Miaojiang." ”
Zhou Yuanya and Ding Luoxing looked at each other and smiled, and at the same time clenched their wives' hands, and said: "The truth of the world is only in the mouths of others, if you ignore other people's nonsense, many truths will not make sense if you think about it carefully." ”
Another said, "We live our own lives at ease and are happy, and we care about what others do." It's just two brothers, although my senior brother doesn't care about the so-called face, but the reputation of the teacher is clear, and it can't be ruined because of me, Qingcheng Shuangjun died ten years ago, and the two brothers are asked to keep this matter secret. ”
Ye Guhong said with a straight face: "You are willing to tell each other bluntly about such a thing, which shows that you don't treat me Ye Guhong as an outsider." If I utter a word, the heavens will thunder and I will fall into hell forever. ”
Donghuazi nodded and said, "Well, that's it." ”
Ye Guhong glanced at him, and suddenly said: "But this senior brother Donghuazi is actually from the Kunlun sect, but I don't dare to guarantee him." ”
Donghuazi was shocked: "Ouch, you Ye Guhong, little bastard!" Dao Ye has endorsed the bookbox for you all the way, there is no credit and hard work, how did you sell me? ”
Ye Guhong spread his hands and smiled: "I didn't plan to tell the origin of my senior brother, it's just other things, if the matter of Zhou and Ding's two predecessors comes out, the Qingcheng faction will inevitably become a laughing stock, it's really not trivial, senior brother still swears a poisonous oath by himself, so that everyone can feel at ease." ”
(End of chapter)