0283 Seven hands and eight feet, like a fairy and crazy
The next day, the sun was blazing.
The great sun, heh-
But I saw that under the Five Immortals Ridge, a dense vine suddenly separated.
Ye Guhong held his waist with his hand, wore only a Miao skirt, and staggered out.
The blazing sun shone on his skeletal face.
But the expression is subtle and the eyes are empty.
Behind the vine was the entrance to a black hole.
There was an exclamation of "ouch" from inside, and after a while, I saw Yu Toad holding the long trousers in both hands, walking out aggrieved, and said with a crying face: "Brother Ye, this one of yours is so long, it almost killed me." ”
Ye Guhong's eyes faded blankly, and when he turned around, he looked at the little appearance of the jade toad with his mouth puffed out and tears in his eyes, and couldn't help but feel a little pity.
stepped forward and gently patted the dust on her knees, and rubbed it gently, but her mouth was not angry: "Who asked you to snatch my pants to wear, they didn't break them, did they?" ”
Yu Toad said aggrievedly: "Then I can't find a skirt, I can't wear nothing." ”
Ye Guhong smiled bitterly: "Okay, it turns out that you are wearing my pants, so I can only wear your skirt, if I am seen by outsiders, my reputation will be lost." ”
Jade Toad shook her head: "But this is not my skirt either." ”
"This is mine!"
The white snake used the golden snake sword as a crutch, and he didn't have the courage to come out.
His eyes rolled left and right, and he turned around Ye Guhong and Yu Toad.
Suddenly, he stretched out his finger and poked the jade toad's head fiercely: "Coquettish, you little wife, dare to be coquettish in front of me." ”
Ye Guhong frowned and said, "Since you are wearing other people's skirts, why do you still poke others?" ”
The white snake raised his eyebrows, and before he could speak, he heard Yu Toad say: "Brother Ye, don't be fierce White Snake, she didn't wear my skirt." ”
Then he leaned into Ye Guhong's ear and said: "Brother, I have calculated, I am actually not a little wife......
The white snake said angrily: "What to whisper in front of me!" ”
Ye Guhong smiled: "She said that in such a dark place, you can find your own skirt, and forget it." ”
As soon as the words fell, I heard Xue Wu say cautiously: "The skirt worn by the white snake is mine!" ”
While talking, she walked out with her legs between her legs and the cave wall, and Yu Chan hurriedly helped her and said, "Ah, you quickly return the skirt to me!" ”
Ye Guhong counted with his fingers: "The snow dragon wore the jade toad's, the white snake wore the snow centipede's, I wore the white snake's, and the jade toad wore my ......."
While calculating, I struggled to recall-
The two little golden snakes, I don't know how much drunken fairy golden mist they spit out yesterday, this drunken fairy golden mist, it is no wonder to take the word "drunk", it is Ye Guhong's internal force, and in the end, he couldn't help but be drunk, and his head was confused, like a dream, like a fairy.
He was desperately thinking about it at the moment, and he only vaguely remembered that he had not had time to complete the poison transformation kung fu before he was pushed over.
Then the problem also comes, eight legs correspond to four people, and now the three women of the snake and the toad have no skirts, and these three will definitely not be able to escape.
And then there is another one, who is she?
Five Immortal Sect Master, Master, Little Junior Sister......
Ye Guhong gasped, and his heart couldn't help but gradually hang.
Just as he was in a daze, he saw Long Kongkong walking out quickly with a snake staff.
There were two golden snakes on the staff, and the tail was wrapped around the head of the golden snake, but the head was drooping and not moving, but it sprayed too much drunken fairy mist, and died of exhaustion.
Long Kongkong's light veil had already been put on again, so he glanced at Ye Guhong as if he was nothing, and sneered: "Stinky boy, it's cheap, such a boundless blessing, the emperor can't match you." ”
Ye Guhong looked at her, Long Kongkong's face suddenly turned red, and he said angrily: "Eat and wipe it clean, what else to see!" ”
Ye Guhong immediately let out a sigh of relief, and his heart, which was hanging in the air, gradually returned to his heart.
Only then did he dare to ask, "What about my master?" ”
Long Kongkong's face turned red again, and he sneered: "After eating and wiping it off, do you still only have Master in your heart?" ”
Then he put on a straight face and said: "Although my Five Immortal Sect is a Miao sect, it is not a wild flower and weed picked with you, there was a reason for yesterday's incident, and it was the golden dragon of this seat that caused trouble, so this seat does not blame you, but you can't take advantage of it in vain, this seat is limited to you within three months, bring a matchmaker, bride price, and come to my Five Immortal Sect to propose, otherwise ......"
Her eyes swept over the three daughters of the White Snake, and said coldly: "The sharpshooter has extraordinary marksmanship, and his shot must be successful, if you dare not come, if any of them have a big belly, go to your Emei to find a husband, I see where your master's face goes!" ”
Although Ye Guhong is good at marksmanship, he has never used it to break into the rivers and lakes, and now Long Kongkong has given him a nickname, obviously ridiculing him for fighting for more than one thing last night, and he couldn't help but be surprised, and silently lowered his head.
Seeing his expression, Long Kongkong sneered a few times before shouting, "Let's go!" Let's go, a bunch of shameless Nizi, can't you wait for just three months? ”
With a flicker of eyes, the majesty of the sect leader emanated, and the three of the white snakes looked at Ye Guhong reluctantly, each shy and timid, moving small steps, and went away with the dragon sky of the meteor in stride.
Ye Guhong stared blankly at the four of her going away, and said with a wry smile: "That's it, after all, I haven't escaped the poisonous hands of the Five Immortals Sect, but it's ......"
Thinking of the charming and gentle storage in the dark, I couldn't help but itch in my heart, and thought: The Miao girl of the capital is affectionate, if you don't deceive me, I vaguely remember the three small ones, some of them are unbearable, but the Dragon Sect Master is extraordinarily charming, affectionate as fire, and probably shy, but at this moment he is putting on such a cold demeanor.
After thinking for a while, he didn't see the Tribulation and Zhou Qili come out, and his heart suddenly panicked: "Ah, my master won't be harmed by the dragon sky, right?" If that's the case, even if you have a skin-to-skin relationship, you will become an enemy of life and death! And the little junior sister, I was confused, how did I forget to seal her in the python cave? ”
When he was knocked down last night, Yu Guang saw that the extermination tribulation posed in a strange posture, and then his vision was blocked by the white snake, and his ears were blocked by whose spiritual tongue, and then the fire was extinguished, and the more he inhaled the drunken immortal mist, the more he was completely intoxicated, and at this moment he was a little confused, until a few people from the Five Immortals Sect left, he suddenly remembered the possibility of being killed.
At the moment, I was in a hurry, and I had to go back into the Ten Thousand Poison Cave to find it.
The exit of the Ten Thousand Poison Cave is under the cliff of Wuxian Ridge, and the exit road is dozens of zhang, which is also the same as the entrance staircase, which is made of poison ores in each place, hidden behind many vines, and is difficult to see.
When Ye Guhong entered a few steps, he saw a glimmer of fire, and then saw the extinction of the calamity holding Zhou Qili and slowly walking out, with a cold expression.
Ye Guhong was overjoyed, and hurriedly stepped forward to greet him: "Master! ”
Annihilation stood still at the entrance of the cave, looked at him with complicated eyes, and after a moment, he said in a light tone: "You did such an ugly thing, and you still have the face to call me Master?" ”
Ye Guhong was shocked in his heart, and thought to himself, although the cave was dark yesterday and there were no five fingers, but the voice could not be covered, he made love with the demon girl of the Five Immortals Sect in front of the master, wouldn't it be shameless and rude?
He worshiped himself under the door of annihilation, and was doted on by her in every way, how could he ever hear such an indifferent tone.
In a panic, he couldn't help but kneel down and said, "Master, the disciple is wrong, please forgive the master." ”
The white snake has a slender posture, her skirt is worn on Ye Guhong, which is already extremely narrow, Ye Guhong knelt down at this moment, stabbed it, and immediately tore it.
Zhou Qili exclaimed, her little face turned crimson, and she quickly turned her head and didn't dare to look.
Extermination's expression changed slightly, he looked away, remained silent, and after a long time, he said, "What's wrong with you?" It's the fault of the five immortal sect of these demons, they used such obscene methods, and you can't be blamed for it, but the master is incompetent and can't protect you. ”
Ye Guhong's eyes turned red when he heard this, and he kowtowed: "It's the disciple who can't hold it, where is the master." ”
He was silent for a long time, let out a long sigh, stretched out his hand and rubbed his head, and his voice turned soft: "You did your best, if you hadn't mentioned that yoga kung fu, even the teacher would not be able to resist the strange breath of the golden snake." ”
Then he patted Zhou Qili and said solemnly: "My Emei faction is now based on martial arts, and there are two signboards, one is for the teacher, and the other is your senior brother, the Emei Jade Hero, this time I won the calculation of the Five Immortals Sect, and our two signboards were demolished, if this matter is spread, I am afraid that the reputation of this sect will be wiped out......
Although Zhou Qili is not very old, she is smart and sensible, and immediately said: "The disciple knows, the disciple will not mention this matter to anyone if he is killed, it is still the disciple who is incompetent, otherwise the senior brother will not be captured by them." ”
She never saw that Ye Guhong was killed that day, and she always thought that it was because of herself that the sect had suffered such a big setback.
Remembering the stupid thing he had done, his face couldn't help but turn red, and he shook his head and said, "In short, don't mention it, just forget it if you can." ”
Zhou Qizhuang nodded, but she couldn't help but think of the charming and strange voices yesterday, and remembered that the five immortals and girls wanted to be their little wives, and couldn't help but secretly complain: Master, Master, forgive the disciples for not being filial, some things are only afraid of a lifetime, and they are unforgettable......
Destroying the idea of the apprentice's little brain, she was originally a rough and heroic character, and when she said it, she put it down, looked at Ye Guhong and frowned: "You look like this, but you will die of laughter when you show it." ”
Ye Guhong glanced down, his old face turned red, he rushed to the outside of the cave, picked a lot of vines, quickly knitted a teng skirt, and tied it with a snakeskin belt.
Annihilation sighed: "Although it is still unspoken, it is better than wearing women's clothes." ”
As he was talking, he suddenly heard the sound of horses' hooves, and turned his head to look, but it was a golden spider, holding a good man in one hand and a burden in the other.
Seeing that it was this person, Exterminator looked a little kind, and nodded at her.
Jin Zhu said respectfully: "I've seen Shitai, I've seen Engong." The horse and these clothes were sent to me by the sect leader, and the sect leader said...... Let Engong not forget to come and propose. ”
Exterminator said angrily: "She still has a face!" ”
Seeing that Ye Guhong was disheveled, Jin Zhu was embarrassed to delay too much, so he put his burden on the ground and said, "The master forgives the sins, and the benevolent man forgives the sins." ”
Say goodbye and leave quickly.
Ye Guhong carried the baggage, went to the cave to change his clothes, and when he came out, he stared at him and said, "The person surnamed Long said that he wanted to propose marriage, but what happened?" ”
Ye Guhong looked at the little junior sister, put down the little apprentice, pulled him up and said, "Follow me." ”
The two walked a little farther, Ye Guhong had a bitter face, roughly recounted what Long Kongkong said, and sneered: "Hmph, it's just a bluffing trick, won't you use internal force to force it out?" ”
He also said: "We only came to propose marriage in the fourth month, to see what she can do to me!" ”
Saying that, he stomped his foot hard, and a trace of pain flashed across his face, Ye Guhong lowered his head and said, "I thought that the master would not agree." ”
Xuan Zheng sighed: "You are not a monk, and you can't be married for the rest of your life, not to mention the white snake, the snow centipede, and the jade toad, when I came to help deal with Mingjiao, I saw that they had affection for you." The means are also empty, if we ignore it, these two little women are pitiful. ”
After thinking about it for a while, he suddenly became angry again: "But no matter what, this matter is always provoked by the Five Immortals Sect first, and it can't be so cheap for them." Let's go back to Emei and think about it alone as a teacher. ”
Ye Guhong thought to himself that your ideas were all from me, you think about it alone, all you want is to point to my acupoints, although I dare not say it, but if it is not, why is it so far?
He scolded for a while, saw the destruction of the calamity turned around and slowly left, and followed behind him honestly.
At this time, he waited obediently for a long time, and he was already impatient, and when he saw the two of them coming back, he shook his head and came up to make love, and he seemed to be in a better mood, and said with a smile: "Do you know the origin of this horse?" ”
Ye Guhong naturally didn't know, and he said about it, Ye Guhong was also surprised when he heard that it was the horse that was lost in Heng Mountain, and said in surprise: "It can be seen that there are all kinds of things in the world, there is already a fixed number, otherwise how can this horse reunite with us after thousands of miles?" ”
Extermination's eyes moved, and he subconsciously nodded: "It turned out that there was a fixed number, and it turned out that there was a fixed number." ”
Ye Guhong and obediently kissed for a while, and said, "Master, you get on the horse, and the disciple will lead the horse for you." ”
Exterminating Tribulation looked at the tall obedient man, shook his head and said, "That's it, let's take a walk slowly and let your junior sister sit on the horse." ”
Ye Guhong looked at Zhou Qili, and saw that her face was full of curiosity and expectation, and couldn't help but smile: "Little junior sister, you see how much the master loves you." ”
Gently picked her up and put her on the horse, led the horse, and slowly left with the catastrophe.
Fortunately, the weather was warm at this time, and the catastrophe was a treasure to ward off poison, and the mosquitoes did not dare to approach, so the three of them slept in the wild for a night.
The next day, when they resumed at dawn, they hadn't gone far when they heard the horses' hooves, and they frowned: "Could it be that the Tartars learned of the death of their prince and came to seek revenge?" ”
Ye Guhong listened for a moment, shook his head and said, "It's not like it!" If it is the revenge of the Tartars, it must be a large group of people, and the disciples will go and explore. ”
As he spoke, he unfolded his body and swept out, turned around the valley, and saw dozens of horses galloping, and the first woman was originally full of iron, but when she saw Ye Guhong jumping out, she immediately smiled and shouted loudly: "Senior brother, it turns out that you are fine!" Great, Senior Sister is worried day and night these days, I'm just afraid that you will fall for the calculations of those demon girls! ”
(End of chapter)